Imperial Guard Song

[ndbmiller]

Fluff Guard are armed with sticks and die by the thousands. Crunch Guard raep everything on the board. "I think I'll bring several tanks to a 500pt game.Trololol!" Fu GW... Fu...

[MrTrijan]

For the glory of Chaos! Kill Maim Burn!

[MasterPharaunMizzrym]

I play Orks. I don't much like most of dem stinkin' 'umies, but I've got respect for the IG. Made of balls, they are.

[atatyrknumber1]

11 barrels 'o hell...

[wuppertsyler]

For The Emperor

[DannyBoyYeh]

I jus' came 'ere t'join yer WAAAAAAGH!

[deesies]

What a guardsman lacks in equipment, he makes up for in victory.

[MAXTHEASTARTES]

38 people weren´t like "a cigarette fallin´ into gasoline"

[LordCHull]

I am a Man,

Prone to weakness,

But I am a Guardsman,

Where weakness is death,

I will crush my weakness,

With the weight of my pride!

[Taccom54]

We're not just gonna kill the heritic, we're gonna cut out their living damned guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We're gonna murder those traitorous bastards by the horns of their stupid helmets for the sake of our emperor.

General Stern=General Patton

[INSANESUICIDE]

@Taccom54 You sound like chaos tainted traitor guardsmen! may the god emperor show you the right way as our lasrounds enter your chaos infested mind heretic!.

[blindoutlaw]

The Imperial Guard: We endanger species! Death to Xenos!!!

[My111196]

where i cand download mp3?

[RefIexbody]

Imperiale Guard´s for ever !!!!!! wuhhhhuuuuu

[Foerdi94]

This is so emperor-be-damned good!

[Toetalwar]

Imperial Guard for life!

[bibblles]

that song is wonderful!

[DexWulf123]

lyrics?

[DexWulf123]

lyrics?

[Hazmatt157]

blood pacts whole entire command heiarchy was corrupted by chaos, meaning the commisars had little to no ability to stop the traitors. this is why blood pact are not a bunch of suicidal fanatics, they are proffesional soldiers devoted to khorne.

[consadine1]

the lasgun is the equal to the autogun which from artwork looks like a m16 type weapon which is great manstopper that said it doesn't fire coke can sized ammo that explodes when hit(bolter)

[Hazmatt157]

And there not even Imperial

[Hazmatt157]

Honestly the only Imperial Guard Group I like is Blood Pact.

[Lex0310]

You can talk bad about Imperial Guard all you want. I have been playing with them for some time now and I have to say... you take delight in killing something with that Flashlight. Marines... I eat them raw!

[TheArbiter6695]

99th Valhallan Drop Legion Reporting! For Mother Russi-I mean the emperor!

[mochompy]

what song is this?

[MegaTate100]

Where can I download this?



[Reacher117]

Cool



[artilyon]

long liv eto the imperial guard my second fav faction

[MAXTHEASTARTES]

"1 Laser rifle, dats nothing, 500 laser rifles, thats fucking heavy damage!"

[Zadeify]

Much better than the marines version

[Safforn142]

never gets old

[lolingdevil]

vagina, spread the word

[ShadowWolfX1]

What a guardsman lacks in equipment, he or she makes up in valor. Valor like the likes that no cowardly Eldar nor mindless Tyranid or brutish Ork would know. They are heroes for though they feel fear they do not let it stop them. Imperial Guard for life!

[kabalan20]

@ShadowWolfX1 but didn't most of the commissars have to kill the guardsman when they show cowardism? and don't mostly the guardsman the first to defect when chaos corrupts?

[6661martijn]

@ShadowWolfX1 a tyranid is evreything but mindless:P

[WarbossGoreGutz]

@ShadowWolfX1 INDEED! and the commissar's will make sure they KEEP their valor

[Mongward]

@ShadowWolfX1 Their valor is commonly known as the regimental Commissar ;)

[INSANESUICIDE]

@ShadowWolfX1 This is why I prefer them over ANYONE else in the warhammer universe! because they are normal humans, feeling fear, exhaustion, stress and hate. but they still fight on. and the space marines alone could never win the war, or keep the empire safe.

May the hammer of the God Emperor Live Forever in their deeds!

[mcdudly00]

i still dont get teh commissars point in excuting them.. they never run..

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 Someone doesn't play the tabletop.

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant some one is too gay to talk directly

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 Holy shit, someone used 'gay' as an insult on the internet.

Hold on folks, we got a genius here! A true fucking innovator! I mean WOW!

Hahaha, dipshit.

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant wow you really cant handle some one alone, go call the guys and rip on me for stating my oppinion of you.. pitiful dog

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 HAHAhA! Oh my god, you are dumb! Did you honestly think that was a literal shout for others? Jesus you are dumb! lol, I was insulting you, you moron! Are you really so stupid you can't tell the difference?

Oh wow, please, PLEASE keep talking. What are you going to do? Beat me up over the internet? OH NO! Hahaha, internet tough guy.

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant you really though i meant it?, its funny when an idiot think others are idiots for something he didnt get.. however im not fighting your because as you said i cant reach you, peace

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 HAHAHAHA! Oh wow, I am screen-capping this shit, you are so dumb! Is everyone from your country this retarded? I mean, really, a fucking south park avatar? What, is internet tough guy going to cry, hmm? Did I hurt your little feelings?

Your parents must be so disappointing in you, hahaha!

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant look kid the more you talk the more i know how insecure you are, better shut it and go

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant beside, if i was as little as you are from the inside would i put a southpark profile pic ? why did you need to check my profile page anyways? pfft

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 HAHAHA! Retard, it shows the pic on the comments section, my fucking inbox you dumbass! Learn how youtube works, moron.

Oh my god, how can you be this stupid? I knnew I could get you to keep talking and making an ass of yourself. Dance puppet, DANCE!

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant and how did you know where i come from? from the comment too?,, and damn.. ive sinned.. time for me to burn my self.. now fuck off

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 Did I say what country you are from? Haha, god, you look like an idiot with every sentence!

So you're going to burn yourself and finally make your parents happy, huh? Be sure to video tape it, they'll want to keep it. I mean, they must be ashamed for their kid being so damn stupid!

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant "Is everyone from your country this retarded?" now bury your head in a dokneys ass

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 Exactly, did I say what country you were from, or are you both stupid and posses a shit memory? I mean, really, how dumb can you get? I have been taking screen shots of this whole conversation and posting them on a forum just to show how stupid you are to others. How can you be so dumb and stand to live?

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant send me the link so i can see how many other dickless idiots agree withyou

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 Just sent it in a pm, There you go, buddy!

And what country did I say you were from, hmm? Still not answering? Got caught being stupid again, dipshit.

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant etrsdfhgrgbsfsgfs

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant look you can either stop talking like a stupid thug or ill block you and relax while youre beating yourself

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 Awww, you mad, bro? No need to cry about it, little guy!

Maybe next time don't be a prick to people and they won't troll your dumb ass back. Now go, go on, cry little boy. Gonna block me because I was mean to you? Boo-fucking-hoo, cry me a river.

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant look its not my fucking fault that you got bullied and probably molesterd.. go talk tough on some one who will swallow it, if you were infront of me all you would say is "meow meow" because id beat your ass up if you annoy me like this.. and im going to block you so you dont annoy me any more, i couldnt care less about a little pig talking tough to me because thats the furthest that you can go, nothing more, nothing serious you can do

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 Talking tough? You are the one on the internet going "I'd beat you up! Derp Derp Derp!" Hahaha, loser. Look at you, internet tough guy! What are you going to do, punch me through your computer screen?

And you misspelled 'molested', dipshit. God, so stupid! Internet tough guy gonna cry?

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant ok ur getting fucking annoying.. blockie time

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant holy fuck ur 23?@

[mcdudly00]

@DelightfulTyrant anyways time to block you your annoying me now

[DelightfulTyrant]

@mcdudly00 Haha, you have been saying you are going to block me for a fucking day, dumb ass. Empty threats don't do much, moron. If I was your parent, I would be so ashamed of you. Hopefully testicular cancer will take your life and the world will be a better place for it.

I bet you named your hamster 'Virginity', that way, when it ran away from you, you could finally claim you lost your virginity.

[BadSkeelz]

How tough are Imperial Guardsmen? At 2:51 a Chaos Raptor hits one in the face with a chainsword AND IT BOUNCES OFF.

[zklumph]

@BadSkeelz Tougher than they look.

[longhairdlout]

lol ur all wrong, the true strength of the guard comes from the scary gits at the back who stop them turning tail and running

[kurlobe]

TIME TO PUT THE FLASHLIGHT CRAP TO BED! the average model imperium lasgun is built to stop an average man in a single center mass shot. Because they are NOT fighting average men on a daily basis the way they "even the odds" is massive numbers and HUGE ordinance supports.

[K0ragg]

@kurlobe dont forget their armor and artillery ^^

[nikolai60]

@K0ragg that's what ordinance is, but yeah, BASILISK!!!!!

[PROkiller16]

@kurlobe It's called a flashlight as a joke, plus against a Space Marine it won't do much without massed fire. From massed laser-fire you see a a big beam of light, a flashlight.

[borecek999]

@kurlobe Lasguns are for pussies. Tanith first and only use bagpipes and raw manliness

[kilkun]

@kurlobe That's funny. The lasgun doesn't even have enough joules to reduce a normal man to dust. Its junk.

[MeatShieldMan]

goes best with col "Iron Hand" straken

[commando1124]

Only the dead have seen the end of warhammer-Plato

[TheMasterBeef1]

@commando1124 No they havn't.

[xzyno]

We're not just gonna shoot the basterds...we're going to cut out they'r living guts, and use them to grease the threads of our tanks!

[theideotswithacamera]

GLORY TO THE IMPERIAL GUARD!

[GwarhammerWAAGH]

respecting the guards...but my heart belongs to da ORKZ

[flameboydude5654]

who needs space marines when you have a 1000 guards men with a gun = to a flash light

[Beastkingzetta]

"A good soldier obeys without question."

"A good officer commands without doubt." --- Sergeant Lukas Bastonne

[spartans312]

The Imperial Guard, the finest human soldiers equipped with the finest of laser pointers

[Umimugo]

I wish there was a mod for removing any limits on units, i'd love to have a column of Baneblades just speeding into the Tau's fortress on Nan yanoi

[malcho1234]

@Umimugo There are such mods, just check the Dawn of War section of Filefront.

[TheMasterBeef1]

A leman Russ tank is also known as a can of whoop ass.

[TheKsalad]

I'd like to congratulate the regiments of Krieg for being able to hold back my company of Marines for so long.

Of course, they still broke through? Thou vexed, Heretic?

[ihatefurrys]

Where do I sign up?!?

[koioo2]

man i love this music.some point we gonna kick ass of all terroist so damm hard out of the u.s

[ihatefurrys]

@koioo2 If by "terrorists" you mean the damn greenskins, witches, and traitors, then I agree.

[koioo2]

@ihatefurrys taliban cair hamasd hezbolah greenskins, witches, etc etc.

[M3ta1Head1]

VERY well done video! Especially considering it was done mostly with gameplay footage.

[ColonelZoren]

Basilisk: Someone call for a shaker?

Me: I do! *Click* *Click*

Basilisk: SHELL IN THE SKY!!!!

[otaku1and1harem1god]

space marine: Foolish imperial guard we are a hundred times stronger than you

guardsman: ok by the way we outnumber you 500 to one + 3 tanks for each space marine you have and more for vehicles

space marine: ..............FUCK!!! i call hacks

[kabalan20]

@otaku1and1harem1god a dozen strong space marines can stop a full invasion of orkz were a thousands of imperial guards failed... so much for their numbers....

[DelightfulTyrant]

@kabalan20 Ha, I'm calling bullshit. A full invasion of orks? Look at Armageddon, a full invasion, and a dozen marines couldn't do shit, it took multiple chapters and even that wasn't enough.

Took ol' one eye Yarrick.

[bravocmdr]

@otaku1and1harem1god

And they will shine there flashlights in his eyes annoying him for a little bit

[DetectiveLance]

@bravocmdr They will OVERWHELM him in "flashlights" until he's a crispy cracker.

[ristar600]

@otaku1and1harem1god 500 to 1 huh? My doom scythe would like a word with you.

[MyNinoslav]

@ristar600 And my Baneblade would like a talk with you. :D

[ristar600]

@MyNinoslav Silly humans hiding behind your over compensation boxes, I can wreck a baneblade first turn with all the new necron weapons. But new necrons I think need a few nerfs, because infinite range entropic strike gun is cheap.

[172Fan]

FOR THE EMPEROR

[Bjoern211]

1st Tanith!!!



[EgyptyanLover]

sooo goooood :)

[MrSicklovestory]

Move aside the marines will take care of this black templars all the emperor way!!!

[roberth155]

Dawn of war right?

[NaHerNaDo666]

Where is Fucklaw?!

p.s. Good vid. I know, IG can kick some ass!

[kaizerwolf]

@NaHerNaDo666 Commissar Fuklaw is attached to the Angry Marines chapter, he's too angry for the IG

[fitzitz234]

Can someone get me the lyrics for this?

[TheCommanderOfMusac]

@fitzitz234 /watch?v=4t6ovxZXC2o

[fitzitz234]

Suddenly I have the urge to pick up a gun, smoke a cigarette and shoot some xenos with my comrades, singin' this song, and cut their guts out while using them to line the tracks of the tank I shall use to kill all opposition.

[TheCommanderOfMusac]

Down is for the dying!

IG Rules!

[fivehunter]

orc: kill the boyz o thats a big tank BOOOOM

[seppbrandner]

55th cadian mechanized "blitz-corps" reporting for duty! Glory to the first man to fall!

[kurlobe]

BY A TRILLION LIVES WE WAGE OUR FIGHTS, ALWAYS CARRYING ON THE  EMPEROR'S LIGHT!

[kurlobe]

GLORY TO THE GUARD! OUR DEATH IS HIS GLORY! ONWARD TO VICTORY OR YOUR DEATHS! ONWARD!!!!!!!!

[elitehanter562pred]

this is how i kill a ork. grab a chainsaw cut open its stomic pull out its heart and shove it down another orks throut

[Chayraz2]

GLORY FOR THE FIRST MAN TO DIE!

[barbarianberzerk]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH sorry guys had to break the silence!

[Sty2k5]

@barbarianberzerk .... you D'Ork

[Rilurio]

GUNNER OF THE CADIAN 8th ARMOURED!!!

WE'LL GREASE OUR TREADS WITH THE ENTRAILS OF THE EMPEROR'S ENEMIES!!!

[TheArbiter6695]

All youtube regiments, sound off! Comrade-Commissar of the Valhallan 95th Mechanised reporting, for the emperor, comrades!

[Muffiniusknight]

FUCKING XEEEENOOOOOOOS!

[zklumph]

We of the IG are humanity's last line of defense. We are the first into battle, and the last out. Where the Space Marines take the glory, we do the work. WE are the Hammer of the Emperor. WE are the beating heart of His armies. Our enemies laugh at us, but they will learn their mistake. If they are wise, they will hear the marching of our uncountable, innumerable feet, and they will tremble. Ave Imperator! Ave Humanatus!

[Exzibionperez]

@zklumph I hate imperial guard role players so much

[kurlobe]

@Exzibionperez YOU JUST HATE US CAUSE EVEN WHEN WE LOSE WE STILL WIN. :) why ? imperium only gives up planets by exterminatus! FOR OUR GLORY OR OUR DEATH IN HIS NAME!

[TheArbiter6695]

@Exzibionperez No worries, comrade-guardsman. Step outside, and I shall fulfill my commissarial mandate. may the emperor have mercy upon, thee, for I will not.

[zklumph]

@Exzibionperez We love you too. Dirtbag.

[mckappe]

How much life to extinguish! We'll be back!!!

[kurlobe]

COMMISAR-MAJOR OF THE 108TH ARTILLERY OF ELYSIA HERE! OUR SHELLS SHALL FIND THERE TARGETS, we send his mercy to our enemies with Non of our own to give!!! ALL UNITS OPEN FIRE! SATURATION BOMBARDMENT NOW!

[mckappe]

@kurlobe Mercy? the metal does not know this word!

[kapppow4]

@kurlobe First of all I am also an elysian player, but if you knew anything about them you would know they dont have any artillery or tank regiments,

[TheArbiter6695]

@kapppow4 Pfff. Back on the sweet motherland of Valhalla, we have tank drop regiments. Our commissar yelled at a techpriest for ages and they built us extra big grav chutes. They sometimes fail, but there are millions more comrades to take their place so...You elysians could learn something...

[darkarchangel186]

HOOOOOOOOAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! God, this made me re-like and remember why im a soilder. I love this game to, god bless you for this vid man with this song

[theratking013]

For the Emperor! said by the Alpha Legion.For Alpharius and Omegon.

[JackinMarlowe]

FOR THE EMPRAH!

[DoomsdayGuy2525]

Epic...



[Bloodmane1987]

Haha, nice:)

Best version of it.. Didn't want to pay money for a US-Army propaganda song.

Now I DL it for free.. THX m8!

It fits better for the imperial guard:)

FOR THE EMPEROR!:D

[commando1124]

Guardsmen a bigger threat than any xeno is threatening our very homeworld! Sopa, stand with me and we shall fight again tomorow!

[PyroSeraphim]

Imperial guards! SOPA is threatening our fan made tributes to our forces. Stop them at all costs.

[zklumph]

@PyroSeraphim Faithless mongrels! We shall not even grant them the mercy of a quick death! We shall TRAMPLE them into oblivion! And I for one shall enjoy doing so.

[Bloodmane1987]

Love it or die! GJ on this song!!!:)

[PROkiller16]

Imperial Guard - The faceless masses have never been so lethal!

[tmande2nd]

Eldar: Pathetic humans they shall...OH SHI-

-gets run over-

IG: Yea though I drive through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no xenos for I am driving a chapel sized mass of FUCK YOU.

[LegendaryPredalien12]

@tmande2nd Best comment ever...and I have the top comment XD

[LegendaryPredalien12]

@tmande2nd Best comment ever...and I have the top comment XD

[tmande2nd]

@LegendaryPredalien12 Its basically from C&C Tiberium wars but it does fit here.

[kurlobe]

@tmande2nd and thats just for starters! DEATH STRIKE LAUNCHERS ON STANDBY!

[Rhonin09]

@tmande2nd YES!!!



[AnimatedIdeals]

Thought for the Day: A closed mind is easy to fill with faith.

[Fabsi16]

Wow that's awesome!!!

Greeting from Germany

[Correon28]

Colonel Bacur and 212th Armoured Cadian reporting in, Sir! My tanks are deployed and await your orders!

[JTWilliams74]

People call the guard weak yet they don't stop and think, the Imperial Guard are as strong as a human can be, but they're fighting massive Orks using nothing but low powered lasguns and bayonets. Imperial Guard would easily be stronger and braver than any warrior in human history. Put an Imperial Guard against the best of any of todays modern military, Imperial Guard would win, you could shoot them in the chest and they'd shrug it off, those bastards fight massive axes and bolter rounds daily.

[commando1124]

And to all you people thinking we guardsmen waste lives...baneblade + CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

[commando1124]

Hussaria 1st armored grenadiers reportin' in sir!

[conscript900]

145th red army of vistroya!

[TheArbiter6695]

@conscript900 uh decadent bourgeois vostroyans and their silly Tsar...

[conscript900]

@TheArbiter6695 yes being a tsar is quiet silly indeed!

but still, we over run you.

[TheArbiter6695]

@conscript900 pffft we'd like to see you try. Anyway though, there are far worse things facing the imperium than simple intra-regiment political systems. let's concentrate on killing some xenos, comrade, no?

[TheArbiter6695]

@conscript900 Pff we'd like to see you try! but regimental political differences are a small matter; lets concentrate on killing xenos for the emperor, shall we not, comrade?

[conscript900]

@TheArbiter6695 yes, FOR THE EMPEROR AND IMPERIUM!

[TheArbiter6695]

@conscript900 URAAA!

[TheArbiter6695]

URA! Comrade Lord Commissar Nevenin of the 1st Valhallan Drop Legion here!

For the Emperor, For the Union, comrades!

[Theguy493]

Tanith First and only reporting in!