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  • that joke remides me of me firend how she is allways going on how she hate's to be singal

  • you're so cute <3

  • any1 notice the chess book at the top of his right shoulder

  • I like this intro ^_^

  • shuffle intro...

    

  • I think you should keep that intro LOL

  • 2 people have a penis length the size of the dislike bar.

  • I only laughed when you started dancing

  • @EpicNoahthegreat

    If you want gradual report Danny... watch gradual report?

  • WHAT HAPPENED TO GRADUAL REPORT DANNY!?!?

  • loved it! hahahahahahahaha

  • hahahahah soooo fking funny!!! btw ur hot!

    

  • @GoombaMushroom Me too!

  • no it was not funny

  • i thought the joke was going to have something to do with the "dates"

  • why do i like every thing you do?

  • Hahahaahahhahahahaahahahhahaha­hahaahhahahaha

  • it no funny

  • If i said that joke to my friend it be lame but when you say it its funny :)

  • your just tooo awesomee and ur hot ;)

    

  • best joke not

  • ej bre kako si ti Danny lol :D

  • this one was actualy realy funy danny....:P...pozdrav

  • at the end were you butining on or off your shirt rofl

  • 55555555555555555555555555555

  • hahah intro is awesome :D

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha the joke wasnt that funny but look on your face when you said UGLY was! :D

  • theres one person thats ugly ,

  • Sexy funny danny

  • keep repeating '5' for musturbation

  • pause at 0:48..=D u have the best smile dan! xD

  • hahahaha that one made me laugh :D

  • I loved the awkward silence and then the dance at the end :D

  • @softballgreatkate that made it hilarious! x,D

  • hahahhahahahaha i laughed so hard

  • U looked doped

  • lol

  • obviously you thought it was funny mate ;)

  • Sgs IIiPhone

  • HAHAAHAHAHAHHAAH

  • @Ddiary09 I don't know you buddy, and you don't know me; but you make me and all the rest of us laugh, and I'm here to tell you that if I saw you on the street in a fight, I'd have your back. Cuz you fuckin rock, and you create smiles, which makes you badass...face... So whatever's bummin you out: lame. But we gotcher back bud, and there're thousands that love you( ya little lemon drop, you :p ). Let that make YOU smile.

    Much love to ya zur,

    Dutch

  • WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE YOU WEARING CLOTHES ?!

  • I have a Joke.

    So 3 nuns walk into a bar....

    or.

    So this seal walks into this club...

    That's it?

  • Lmao! You made that joke really funny:D

  • danny what's wrong! :(

  • he should do one on icp

  • It was funny for not being funny

  • Jup... it was funny

  • I was gonna start doing this on my second channel & this was gonna be my 1st joke...nevermind that anymore:p

  • the only funny part was when you went tananana!

  • danny has an iPhoneeeeeeee

  • what does a lice doing in a bald head.....

    detoxification!!!

    danny you are the number one entertaiment person on you tube keep going !!!

  • HEARD IT! Come on Danny use MY joke PWEASE

  • LMFAO

  • I didn't find it funny...was laughing more at Danny than at the Loogman's joke.

  • This one was funny. I will tell it to my friends. Thank you danny and person who sent it in.

  • LOL'd man the joke wasnt funny but you were funny like always

  • Awesome - watch?v=DldLiGJPtLk

  • I fucking lol'd.

  • I request that all little lemon drops go and group hug Danny because he looks sad.

    LEMONDROP HUG ATTACK GO!

  • Danny I love you, but take off your fucking shirt and say the jokes with some GR-character enthusiasm :) And I liked it more when they were less formal when you held the camera pointed at you :)

  • it seems like you cant be fucked any more doing the jokes :( just doing them cuz you have to do it cuz you want to! :( but still a funny joke :)

  • Good delivery!

  • I laughed.

  • Oh yea... and jokes are lame, try going a little bit dirtier. :)

  • Dragiša, get rid of the catch phrase 'Was it funny? I don't know.'

  • His name is Dragiša.

  • What's wrong Danny? You look sad D:

  • y u so sad hun

  • it was funny :)

  • that one was a little lame, sorry danny =P

  • hahahahaha :D

  • The dance hedoes to break the tension makes the video XD

  • you're*

    

  • Aw Danny, we love you more :')

  • XD I loved it. Thank you.

  • It was very funny.

  • It was funny

  • Y u no have more subs???? Btw you're hot.

  • are you ok?? are you feeling ok danny???

  • Danny! You just keep getting hotter!

  • thumbs up if your the 1000th viewer

  • cant stop pressing 8 XDDD

  • Hahah its funny

  • xD

  • 7/10

    

  • 0:47 that face was the best punchline you could say

  • I'm so glad i voted for you for the king of the web..your camera is amazing :D

  • It's not even funny but you sir makes everything funny

  • That's awesome, you pronounced my name right!

  • I smiled. great delivery!

    

  • intro is legendary

  • lololl

  • rofl :D

  • pretty nice joke !! :D

  • watch his old vlogs .. hes normal in them

  • Danny, this was a nice, professional-feeling setting for a joke. You should shoot here more often.

  • yes it was funny

  • Nobody send in intros I want to see Danny do that every video :)

  • Was pretty funny :)

  • Yea, a lot of the jokes aren't that funny (I chuckle at some of hem though) but Danny make them so much funnier with his animated character

  • Lol

  • ugh! would u marry me?? seriously! <3

  • 0:55

    omg just take it off already <3

  • you ok man? you seem a bit off

  • Nice Joke!

  • Danny you seem idk... not yourself in this video o.O

    Are you alright?!

  • @lalabunnybr it's because he's wearing a blouse, definitely

  • @lalabunnybr whats "idk"?

  • @GTMaxy94 I don't know...

  • I just realize your name is Daniel.

  • @0Nuty0 lol

  • Who else was just like :O  .

  • I have a joke!!! Why did the lesbians go to sports authority?? Because they don't like dicks

  • okay i was quickly thinking of what the punch line could be and i wasn't even close LOOL funny joke cuz you said it and seriiously you sexier and every single video. I LOVE YOU DANNY <3

  • lmao cuz ur ugly

  • ur the only reason these jokes are funny

  • favorite one so far

  • lol....

    

  • Lol

  • its only funny because Danny has heard it before

  • @yodudeitskid22 i dident get it, was that all or is there somthig else...?

  • Lmfao

  • Lolz cuz ur ugly

  • very very good. U Pitchku Maturenu

  • Oh my gosh! That was so meannn! It was funny! :D

    

  • LOLOL

  • dang these jokes suck lol

  • LMAO The jokes are a lil funny but you make them hilarious Danny

  • LAME lol

  • SOMEONE MAKE THIS MAN A INTRO

  • Hatredy

  • LOL NICE!

  • lool pro

  • LOL

  • no it wasnt funny but it was somehow at the same time

  • LOL Winner!

  • hahahaha good one! :)

  • HILARIOUS :D

  • If you ever have any desire to come visit Israel, my family would love to host you. And do not worry our last name isn't Manson. We love your stuff. Started with the one about 6 things (the muscles in your neck) and haven't missed any since. ON EITHER CHANNEL. Come visit.

  • how exactly do we send in the intros? email?

  • @izekielsboredtv yeah probably

  • lmao, very nice danny ;)

  • hahhahahaha WOW didn't expect that. Very clever INDEEEED. I was dooped, you got me.

  • Is it just me or did he seem the most 'normal' that he's ever been? lol

  • lol

  • You make these jokes funny.

  • @KNKProductionsUSA you are sooooo right

  • @KNKProductionsUSA agreed - U make the jokes funny <3

  • Danny is definitely not single

  • @NixonJac Hell no! He's too sexy ;)

  • That one was pretty funny.

  • Danny is funny but these jokes are just stupid. They sound like jokes made by 5 year old.

  • @BloodNinja7 He doesn't make them, viewers do..

  • @Rainbowzebras971 I know. Which is why I figured I'd specify that I think Danny is and the jokes aren't, rather than just saying "That's not funny." so I didn't get someone coming along and raging at me telling me to piss off.

  • @BloodNinja7 agreed but i would say these jokes aren't his type of style. but im just special like that.

  • @Hoglishva I don't know anyone who would find them funny. And the only people I would find that would suit this "style" are little kids. I seriously hope these are the worst of the jokes viewers give.

  • HI Danny.

  • it was :)

  • POW!.... right in the kisser

  • I liked it

  • note to self, stop looking in the description before the joke cuz it ruins it. :C I PROMISE NO MORE.

  • I busted. Loved this one!

  • hilarious!

  • under 1club

  • never stop rockin danny :D

  • oh man... that was funny though lol

  • under 30 club

  • that was was funnnnnnnny

  • Under 300 club? I'm under 15 club.

  • lovely intro

  • whewwwwww number 2 under 300 club

  • DANNY YOUR AWESOME

  • DANNY UR GAY

  • I love your videos! :D <3 <3

  • nice one danny