@Ddiary09 I don't know you buddy, and you don't know me; but you make me and all the rest of us laugh, and I'm here to tell you that if I saw you on the street in a fight, I'd have your back. Cuz you fuckin rock, and you create smiles, which makes you badass...face... So whatever's bummin you out: lame. But we gotcher back bud, and there're thousands that love you( ya little lemon drop, you :p ). Let that make YOU smile.
Danny I love you, but take off your fucking shirt and say the jokes with some GR-character enthusiasm :) And I liked it more when they were less formal when you held the camera pointed at you :)
okay i was quickly thinking of what the punch line could be and i wasn't even close LOOL funny joke cuz you said it and seriiously you sexier and every single video. I LOVE YOU DANNY <3
If you ever have any desire to come visit Israel, my family would love to host you. And do not worry our last name isn't Manson. We love your stuff. Started with the one about 6 things (the muscles in your neck) and haven't missed any since. ON EITHER CHANNEL. Come visit.
@Rainbowzebras971 I know. Which is why I figured I'd specify that I think Danny is and the jokes aren't, rather than just saying "That's not funny." so I didn't get someone coming along and raging at me telling me to piss off.
@Hoglishva I don't know anyone who would find them funny. And the only people I would find that would suit this "style" are little kids. I seriously hope these are the worst of the jokes viewers give.
that joke remides me of me firend how she is allways going on how she hate's to be singal
taylorakadave 1 week ago
you're so cute <3
MegJ108 1 week ago
any1 notice the chess book at the top of his right shoulder
WesTheMes10 1 week ago
I like this intro ^_^
Leoxlim81 1 week ago
shuffle intro...
SuperBlackYeti 2 weeks ago
I think you should keep that intro LOL
jonny1531 2 weeks ago
2 people have a penis length the size of the dislike bar.
morethanidiots 2 weeks ago
I only laughed when you started dancing
70babylana 2 weeks ago
@EpicNoahthegreat
If you want gradual report Danny... watch gradual report?
HannaEdelkamp 2 weeks ago
WHAT HAPPENED TO GRADUAL REPORT DANNY!?!?
epicNoahthegreat 2 weeks ago
loved it! hahahahahahahaha
beauty101115 2 weeks ago
hahahahah soooo fking funny!!! btw ur hot!
curto2100 3 weeks ago
@GoombaMushroom Me too!
Bluesman1969tb 3 weeks ago
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Your so f-en halarius yee body
theblasians 3 weeks ago
no it was not funny
kulic57 3 weeks ago
i thought the joke was going to have something to do with the "dates"
GoombaMushroom 3 weeks ago
why do i like every thing you do?
DavidTexen 3 weeks ago
Hahahaahahhahahahaahahahhahahahahaahhahahaha
Danmark212 3 weeks ago
it no funny
cretos97 3 weeks ago
If i said that joke to my friend it be lame but when you say it its funny :)
scoot5712 3 weeks ago
your just tooo awesomee and ur hot ;)
katielovesaston4ever 3 weeks ago 11
best joke not
LANCEMADS1 3 weeks ago
ej bre kako si ti Danny lol :D
matijashero2012 3 weeks ago
this one was actualy realy funy danny....:P...pozdrav
AvatarDejan333 3 weeks ago
at the end were you butining on or off your shirt rofl
lillyluvbug676 3 weeks ago
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wolf1033 3 weeks ago
hahah intro is awesome :D
apricot806 3 weeks ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the joke wasnt that funny but look on your face when you said UGLY was! :D
apricot806 3 weeks ago
theres one person thats ugly ,
janaetooley69 3 weeks ago
Sexy funny danny
liljebooni 3 weeks ago
keep repeating '5' for musturbation
ShadoWarrior010 3 weeks ago
pause at 0:48..=D u have the best smile dan! xD
AndrewE969 3 weeks ago
hahahaha that one made me laugh :D
ManiacalMuffin 3 weeks ago
I loved the awkward silence and then the dance at the end :D
softballgreatkate 3 weeks ago 39
@softballgreatkate that made it hilarious! x,D
SavannahLaineTurner 3 weeks ago
hahahhahahahaha i laughed so hard
wwebiggestfanforever 3 weeks ago
U looked doped
JNtolm 3 weeks ago
lol
dreamlandpop 3 weeks ago
obviously you thought it was funny mate ;)
marcu5caramellokoala 3 weeks ago
Sgs IIiPhone
mattccomerford 3 weeks ago
HAHAAHAHAHAHHAAH
skkoz 3 weeks ago
@Ddiary09 I don't know you buddy, and you don't know me; but you make me and all the rest of us laugh, and I'm here to tell you that if I saw you on the street in a fight, I'd have your back. Cuz you fuckin rock, and you create smiles, which makes you badass...face... So whatever's bummin you out: lame. But we gotcher back bud, and there're thousands that love you( ya little lemon drop, you :p ). Let that make YOU smile.
Much love to ya zur,
Dutch
dutchweeks1 3 weeks ago
WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE YOU WEARING CLOTHES ?!
imagummybearr 3 weeks ago
I have a Joke.
So 3 nuns walk into a bar....
or.
So this seal walks into this club...
That's it?
wolf1033 3 weeks ago
Lmao! You made that joke really funny:D
SarahFucksMusicXD 3 weeks ago
danny what's wrong! :(
emilyanneparker 3 weeks ago
he should do one on icp
10187tyler 3 weeks ago
It was funny for not being funny
GTMaxy94 3 weeks ago
Jup... it was funny
TheDancinKiteh 3 weeks ago
I was gonna start doing this on my second channel & this was gonna be my 1st joke...nevermind that anymore:p
alobo121 3 weeks ago
the only funny part was when you went tananana!
JustSmexy 3 weeks ago
danny has an iPhoneeeeeeee
BrunoCroArmy 3 weeks ago
what does a lice doing in a bald head.....
detoxification!!!
danny you are the number one entertaiment person on you tube keep going !!!
giasemihaniotiko 3 weeks ago
HEARD IT! Come on Danny use MY joke PWEASE
alexpounder 3 weeks ago
LMFAO
SoulJurr16 3 weeks ago
I didn't find it funny...was laughing more at Danny than at the Loogman's joke.
BoRoKoLo 3 weeks ago
This one was funny. I will tell it to my friends. Thank you danny and person who sent it in.
saga111luna 3 weeks ago
LOL'd man the joke wasnt funny but you were funny like always
NoviteGamer 3 weeks ago
Awesome - watch?v=DldLiGJPtLk
Ed1H3r0 3 weeks ago
I fucking lol'd.
TheMetalPenguin 3 weeks ago
I request that all little lemon drops go and group hug Danny because he looks sad.
LEMONDROP HUG ATTACK GO!
Banananoms 3 weeks ago
Danny I love you, but take off your fucking shirt and say the jokes with some GR-character enthusiasm :) And I liked it more when they were less formal when you held the camera pointed at you :)
Emiliewantsadietcoke 3 weeks ago
it seems like you cant be fucked any more doing the jokes :( just doing them cuz you have to do it cuz you want to! :( but still a funny joke :)
CelticChamp67 3 weeks ago
Good delivery!
lildshadow2 3 weeks ago
I laughed.
lildshadow2 3 weeks ago
Oh yea... and jokes are lame, try going a little bit dirtier. :)
mare011RS 3 weeks ago
Dragiša, get rid of the catch phrase 'Was it funny? I don't know.'
mare011RS 3 weeks ago
His name is Dragiša.
mare011RS 3 weeks ago
What's wrong Danny? You look sad D:
BiancaLoL1 3 weeks ago
y u so sad hun
Supergirlylol 3 weeks ago
it was funny :)
thec107guys 3 weeks ago
that one was a little lame, sorry danny =P
SheaLa17 3 weeks ago
hahahahaha :D
Charmalandosaur 3 weeks ago
The dance hedoes to break the tension makes the video XD
TheHooDooer 3 weeks ago
you're*
janisterzaj 3 weeks ago
Aw Danny, we love you more :')
BVBMCRlyfe 3 weeks ago
XD I loved it. Thank you.
PyroticAngel14 3 weeks ago
It was very funny.
darknbessiseternal 3 weeks ago
It was funny
ThaAndroidJunkie 3 weeks ago
Y u no have more subs???? Btw you're hot.
EpicRainbowLollipop 3 weeks ago 15
are you ok?? are you feeling ok danny???
akarene 3 weeks ago
Danny! You just keep getting hotter!
BigGav11111 3 weeks ago 2
thumbs up if your the 1000th viewer
MrMegaPumpster 3 weeks ago
cant stop pressing 8 XDDD
PainVr94 3 weeks ago
Hahah its funny
kyrajade13 3 weeks ago
xD
kroasana 3 weeks ago
7/10
ginkner 3 weeks ago
0:47 that face was the best punchline you could say
bassmanTV 3 weeks ago
I'm so glad i voted for you for the king of the web..your camera is amazing :D
ana1811990 3 weeks ago
It's not even funny but you sir makes everything funny
Fuckyouallwhore 3 weeks ago
That's awesome, you pronounced my name right!
littleloogy 3 weeks ago
I smiled. great delivery!
Ldevill19 3 weeks ago
intro is legendary
bumbar144 3 weeks ago
lololl
bumbar144 3 weeks ago
rofl :D
Niksunzzz 3 weeks ago
pretty nice joke !! :D
soepdein 3 weeks ago
watch his old vlogs .. hes normal in them
CrazyKeven3000 3 weeks ago
Danny, this was a nice, professional-feeling setting for a joke. You should shoot here more often.
alecjahn 3 weeks ago
yes it was funny
314cardinals 3 weeks ago
Nobody send in intros I want to see Danny do that every video :)
MrNick8181 3 weeks ago
Was pretty funny :)
ninjamonkey6969 3 weeks ago
Yea, a lot of the jokes aren't that funny (I chuckle at some of hem though) but Danny make them so much funnier with his animated character
jdwr85 3 weeks ago
Lol
iLikeCookingWithAri 3 weeks ago
ugh! would u marry me?? seriously! <3
petushkah 3 weeks ago
0:55
omg just take it off already <3
MegJ108 3 weeks ago
you ok man? you seem a bit off
theh1n1shot 3 weeks ago
Nice Joke!
TpAcTuKa 3 weeks ago
Danny you seem idk... not yourself in this video o.O
Are you alright?!
lalabunnybr 3 weeks ago 60
@lalabunnybr it's because he's wearing a blouse, definitely
iwantmycheeseback 3 weeks ago
@lalabunnybr whats "idk"?
GTMaxy94 3 weeks ago
@GTMaxy94 I don't know...
lalabunnybr 3 weeks ago
I just realize your name is Daniel.
0Nuty0 3 weeks ago 30
@0Nuty0 lol
Krme1406 3 weeks ago
Who else was just like :O .
ArianaGlove 3 weeks ago 2
I have a joke!!! Why did the lesbians go to sports authority?? Because they don't like dicks
Heartsxoxo21 3 weeks ago
okay i was quickly thinking of what the punch line could be and i wasn't even close LOOL funny joke cuz you said it and seriiously you sexier and every single video. I LOVE YOU DANNY <3
nunusaddiction 3 weeks ago
lmao cuz ur ugly
sikhallday 3 weeks ago
ur the only reason these jokes are funny
HiRMONDOE 3 weeks ago 3
favorite one so far
redwoodtreee 3 weeks ago
lol....
WWIIwolf 3 weeks ago
Lol
MrJarad206 3 weeks ago
its only funny because Danny has heard it before
TheKenanFoxx 3 weeks ago
@yodudeitskid22 i dident get it, was that all or is there somthig else...?
crissyguitarfreak 3 weeks ago
Lmfao
Mckface101 3 weeks ago
Lolz cuz ur ugly
yodudeitskid22 3 weeks ago
very very good. U Pitchku Maturenu
Dontsendmestuff18 3 weeks ago
Oh my gosh! That was so meannn! It was funny! :D
greenlover2015 3 weeks ago
LOLOL
SportsMusicGamesLife 3 weeks ago
dang these jokes suck lol
buttsniffjackwagon1 3 weeks ago
LMAO The jokes are a lil funny but you make them hilarious Danny
ChronoSurok 3 weeks ago
LAME lol
Strawberry1139 3 weeks ago
SOMEONE MAKE THIS MAN A INTRO
YoutuwbeJunkie 3 weeks ago
Hatredy
TheOrangeFondler 3 weeks ago
LOL NICE!
halomoe 3 weeks ago
lool pro
daniloWmkd 3 weeks ago
LOL
Vadrivas 3 weeks ago
no it wasnt funny but it was somehow at the same time
laaaggsss 3 weeks ago
LOL Winner!
Blackout5871 3 weeks ago
hahahaha good one! :)
HalfEatenBear 3 weeks ago
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you´re so cuteee, I loved it xD
laurencita1226 3 weeks ago
HILARIOUS :D
DhAmI1212 3 weeks ago
If you ever have any desire to come visit Israel, my family would love to host you. And do not worry our last name isn't Manson. We love your stuff. Started with the one about 6 things (the muscles in your neck) and haven't missed any since. ON EITHER CHANNEL. Come visit.
ayfuld 3 weeks ago
how exactly do we send in the intros? email?
izekielsboredtv 3 weeks ago
@izekielsboredtv yeah probably
JustWin98 3 weeks ago
lmao, very nice danny ;)
rampagetapout 3 weeks ago
hahhahahaha WOW didn't expect that. Very clever INDEEEED. I was dooped, you got me.
Tehkina 3 weeks ago
Is it just me or did he seem the most 'normal' that he's ever been? lol
thattgirlmeg 3 weeks ago 145
lol
narotoking 3 weeks ago
You make these jokes funny.
KNKProductionsUSA 3 weeks ago 84
@KNKProductionsUSA you are sooooo right
OoleoleoleO 3 weeks ago
@KNKProductionsUSA agreed - U make the jokes funny <3
MesmerEyesMakeup 3 weeks ago
Danny is definitely not single
NixonJac 3 weeks ago
@NixonJac Hell no! He's too sexy ;)
Rainbowzebras971 3 weeks ago
That one was pretty funny.
97nachotv 3 weeks ago
Danny is funny but these jokes are just stupid. They sound like jokes made by 5 year old.
BloodNinja7 3 weeks ago
@BloodNinja7 He doesn't make them, viewers do..
Rainbowzebras971 3 weeks ago
@Rainbowzebras971 I know. Which is why I figured I'd specify that I think Danny is and the jokes aren't, rather than just saying "That's not funny." so I didn't get someone coming along and raging at me telling me to piss off.
BloodNinja7 3 weeks ago
@BloodNinja7 agreed but i would say these jokes aren't his type of style. but im just special like that.
Hoglishva 3 weeks ago
@Hoglishva I don't know anyone who would find them funny. And the only people I would find that would suit this "style" are little kids. I seriously hope these are the worst of the jokes viewers give.
BloodNinja7 3 weeks ago
HI Danny.
helosb 3 weeks ago
it was :)
ilovemylifeful 3 weeks ago
POW!.... right in the kisser
CrossFireSam 3 weeks ago
I liked it
ADaytoRemembrar 3 weeks ago
note to self, stop looking in the description before the joke cuz it ruins it. :C I PROMISE NO MORE.
DawnsAvarice 3 weeks ago
I busted. Loved this one!
laura241984 3 weeks ago
hilarious!
curtain2call 3 weeks ago
under 1club
DrumPlayer100 3 weeks ago
never stop rockin danny :D
MrCarelo 3 weeks ago
oh man... that was funny though lol
fed927 3 weeks ago
under 30 club
35ThatOneKid35 3 weeks ago
that was was funnnnnnnny
Doomava 3 weeks ago
Under 300 club? I'm under 15 club.
NerdsWBNerds 3 weeks ago
lovely intro
curtain2call 3 weeks ago
whewwwwww number 2 under 300 club
radlie1 3 weeks ago
DANNY YOUR AWESOME
Brianz0rzz 3 weeks ago
DANNY UR GAY
gamerhack 3 weeks ago
I love your videos! :D <3 <3
some1ishigh 3 weeks ago
nice one danny
dudemanman77 3 weeks ago