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  • reddit AMA CEC brought me

  • dane cook looks hot with percings

  • I love this movie

  • I'm with rodriguezelchato. Every waiter in the restaurant I work at (Im a hostess -3) is paid minimum wage, and some literally rely on tips just to make rent/car payments/gas/etc. You aren't paid enough to survive paycheck to paycheck, another job is critical just to support yourself. I'm a student saving up funds for school and books alone rape a big part of my savings (and I do my best to bargain hunt).

  • I don't think we got this in Australia, darn it to heck!!!!!

  • @c3147954 It was on 9 GO last night

  • I just started a small business but still wait tables until it takes off. I want to watch this movie everyday as incentive, to get the fuck out of there.

  • @robotfreshpies .. Continued.. Garlic salt, haha. People who don't tip me I give them a dollar and say thank you.. Clearly they needed more than I do..

  • @ robotfreshpies.. You sound soo fucking uneducated. Tipping your server in an act of showing how much you appreciated the great service they give you and everyone who goes out to eat should always expect that. When people go out, they expect to have a nice meal and great service that's why you go out to restaurants, if you don't think like that then just stay home and eat popcorn or go to mc Donalds for $1 burgers. Hopefully you are not a returning customer, otherwise be ready for some extra g

  • @rodriguezelchato i'm from sweden where the whole tip thing isn't as big of a deal as it is in america for example. tipping the waitors is almost implied there and i don't really get why. they get sallary right? they have a wage coming in every month or week or whatever, why should we give them more money? no one tip sales people or lawyers or doctors, why waitors?

  • @LunaJohannaLeigh It's a culture matter i guess.Im not sure how much the waiters make hourly in sweden but here in the us (most states) pay the minimum wage or even less than the minimum and almost never offer the opportunity of a full time job.That's why the tips are so important in this type of job. Most servers make more in tips than what they do hourly and believe me you cant live out of your 20-25 hours a week paycheck.I will say 70% of waiters have a second job to survive,others r students

  • @LunaJohannaLeigh I'm guessing you dont know that servers dont get paid the normal minimum wage. in georgia the minimum wage is 7.25 an hour, i am a server and i get 2.13 an hour plus tips, and i have to tip out my bartenders at the end of the night. you tip your server because we bust our ass to impress you so we can get a good tip. our paychecks every two weeks are less than 100 dollars. we make a living off of our tips.

  • Marie Simas sent me - I have to see this movie now.

  • I've been serving for four years now. It's literally made me into someone who hates people, All of them

  • @Shmillaryy19

    I worked both food service and retail when I was in my teens and twenties. All I can say is that retail taught me about people but restaurants taught me about humanity. Needless to say I was not impressed by either.

  • Really wanted this movie to be good but not even Ryan could save this one. The only times I laughed were when Naomi went batshit on Bishop and right before/after being with customers.

  • I love this freakin' movie

    after i watched this movie i decided NEVER to go to a restaurant !!

  • SOMEONE WAN WAN

  • Personaly,I think Ryan Reynolds is kind of a fag,but I do like his character in this movie though.

  • I'm still waiting for a movie that can make me laugh as bad as Superbad!!

  • RODFLMAO THIS IS LIKE A MOVIE ON MY YEAR WORKING AT MCDONALD'S...

  • to all u jackasses waiters make there money from tips they also get paid $2.25 a hour do the math!!!!!ccheap muthafawkas!! hahahaha

  • @ robotfreshpies

    You are a fucking prick. Working at any restaurant is hard fucking and those people who do choose to work should have fucking respect for putting up with pieces of shit like you. The majority of the people who work in restaurants have to cause the economy is in the shit and restaurants are the only places hiring. Now I'm sure that everyone that read your comments on this video will agree with that you are a idiotic little bitch that everyone wishes would shut the fuck up.

  • 00:25 so funny !

  • @robotfreshpies your a dumbass... Waiters get pAid like 2 something an hour which is far below minimum wage.. Tips are over half their income.. Go get a job as a waiter and tell me it doesn't tick you off when some snotty ass teenager doesn't tip you

  • I can't believe people who bitch and moan about not getting tips. Yeah I know, it's a hard job and there's a lot of effort involved, sure. I've had people make sly smart ass remarks when I don't tip them, and here's what I say to all them and all the people who get shitty when they don't get tipped. As if I am gonna tip you for you doing your fucking job. I don't go into a store and give the clerk 20 bucks for him doing his job do I? No! If you don't think you're making enough there, QUIT!

  • @robotfreshpies

    CLEARLY you've never worked as a waiter - it's not as simple as it fucking looks and I think anyone that has ever been a waiter at a fast paced restaurant can agree with me that it eats your fucking soul, it's stressful as fuck. It's not like an office job that I have a set time to leave - I could leave at 10 a clock like I could very well go home at 3 in the morning.

    Also waiters/resses get paid below minimum wage in some places and tips are really important. Idiot.

  • @JakeSURVIVOR Well whose fault is it to work in a place that pays minimum wage, no ones forcing you to do anything you fucking retard. If it's such a rough job that stop crying like a little bitch and get a better job. Seriously, you people can't be THAT dumb, it's amazing.

  • @robotfreshpies

    I wouldn't be complaining if I were being paid minimum wage - I get paid BELOW minimum wage for working in a fast paced restaurant were tips are a huge part of my income. I'm not crying like a little bitch, I'm educating a little bitch. I'd love to see you work at a restaurant for one day and deal with a night time rush right before you're supposed to close - you couldn't handle it. Your original comment was misinformed, ignorant, and incorrect - accept that and move on.

  • @JakeSURVIVOR Hmm, nah I won't work in a restaurant, because I work in a job that pays me a very good wage. Why? Because I chose to work hard and work there. You make it seem like you're forced to work there, but seriously how can you not understand that if you don't like where you work, or don't like the wage then hmmm DON'T FUCKING WORK THERE. You are a deadset moron if you can't understand that. And yes, you are crying like a little bitch. "Oh boo hoo I don't get payed enough" Wah Wah Wah Wah

  • @robotfreshpies Way to shamelessly paraphrase Reservoir Dogs.

  • @Username62295 Never seen it, no idea what you're on about.

  • i just watched the movie still waiting...and now i'm backing track to this movie...haha XD

  • HAHA whats funny as hell is this is how we all act at Chedars XD

  • @DONthe67 Which one do you work at?

  • so this is where L4D got the witch sounds from? lol

  • ohh I just love John Francis Daly

  • ewwwwwwww the movie is ughhhh

  • the only reason i saww this movie was cus i saw ryan reynolds in it and it turned out to be funny :)

  • FOREIGNERS!!!

    I FUCKING HATE SERVING FOREIGNERS!!!

    seriously I'm a server and I cringe when I see them in my section because I know I'm paying out on that table!!!!

    Like HELL they dont know how to tip!

  • it's disgusting

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  • please what named the song on begin(theme)please??!

  • wonko is god!

  • wonko

  • 1:56 Is that the witch sound from Left 4Dead? lmao

  • @stephc0818 Hey it is!!! cool

  • @stephc0818 LMAO bro......i <3 you

  • Ryan and justin made me watch this freaky showw movie...

  • Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch!

  • what year did this come out?

  • @dulledup 05

  • @theblacksorrow thanks :)

  • DANE COOK IS A COOK!

  • 25 people have had their food messed with while dining out!!!!!!!!

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  • Hey! its kinda like Clerks except restaurants instead of convinence stores :)

  • @Ninjastrike21 Sooo... Like Clerks 2

  • weeeeeetch

  • I'm gonna give that witch something to cry about...

  • There's a witch around here somewhere...

  • 1:55

    WIIIIITCH! FLASHLIGHTS OFF!

  • Can't decide who's hotter: Ryan Reynolds or Dane Cook

  • faggot ass mother fuckers upload it somebody faggot ass bitches

  • "Its so angry!"

  • This movie is fantastic. Don't fuck with the people that prepare your food!

  • Ryan Reynolds is a god!!(: so hot!!!(:

  • Fucking pee man! Fucking pee! you pissing son of a bitch

  • @IamEyalMarcosLevit

    6.8/10 @ imdb

  • please an honest opinion how was that movie from 1 to 10

  • @IamEyalMarcosLevit Personal opinion, I'd give it a 9/10 though

  • @MsFantasticPlastic hahah i've seen the movie already! this comment is old... thx anyhow. its definitely a 9 it was pretty cool

  • That's why you dont mess with cooks!!!

  • This movie never gets old.

  • Shit! I had to use the five second rule today. I scraped that toast back on the plate because we were busy as fuck and the cooks took to long to pop it in the damn toaster. My table commented it was the most delicious toast they ever had.

  • @itsjustme2919 not even!!!

  • @gilligin132 well you know crap happens. Floor seasoning is delish.

  • What's the song at the end of the trailer?

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  • Anyone who would mess with someones food, regardless of how you were treated as a front of the house or back of the house employee, would be considered a non-professional where I was trained. Sure you bitch about the patron but you never mess with the food. It is sacred. If you do than you can not call yourself a Chef!!

  • @MrBcsalt Those are cooks in the movie, not a single one was a chef. :x

  • @MrBcsalt Dude its a movie chill out >.>

  • @MrBcsalt In the immortal words of Eric Cartman:

    "You're a fucking faggot dude."

  • @MrBcsalt I work in one of the top resturants in Ottawa, crazier than the resturant in this movie, and I've never seen that nor heard of anyone ever doing that. It's likely to have happened but it's more of a myth than actual fact, so don't worry. The common thing for resturant staff is to bitch out the customer, and believe me you won't be welcomed back.

  • Most restaurants I've worked in so far, including my current one have open kitchens. Which means the customers can actually see the line and what the cooks are doing. Therefore doing really nasty shit to people's food is out of the question, not to mention why would anyone even do that. Got to have some standards.

    The current restaurant I'm at just tell people to pay their bill and leave if they are being rude to our servers in any way.

  • I've been in the restaurant industry since I was 15 (unfortunately) and as cliche as this movie seems, its all ridiculously true.

  • Almost had to switch to the 10 second rule.

  • ahaha! the funny thing is, it's all completely true.

  • DON'T FUCK WITH PEOPLE WHO HANDLE YOUR FOOD

  • I WATCH THIS MOVIE ALL THE TIME

  • All servers spit or tamper with food at one point in there job. Trust me.

  • @JustaPersonNotaLabel Only time I ever fucked with food was when a guest told me I could go into the modeling industry if I lost 30 lbs. I had my sous chef (who somehow got his job at 20 years old) put snot in his salad.

  • thumbs up if charles sent you here

  • @appleaddict212 yes!

  • OMG! This movie has like... to many actors I like. Hot guy, Mac guy, SWEETS guy, CHUCK guy, Funny guy (yeah I know their name btw but I think of them like this. btw sweets = from bones and chuck = from supernatural

  • And if I was a customer and I suspected that you fucked with my food. I'd go to my car, come back in, draw a 44 magnum, murder some of the waiters and waitresses, wait till their bodies are decomposed, and force the main waiter (the server at my table) to have sex with the dead body. The mentality is "you thought you knew what gross was? What's the corpse smell like, and how does it feel to get on top of it and bang it?"

  • @TedBundyWasTheMan awesome!

  • @TedBundyWasTheMan man, you need treatment....

  • @TedBundyWasTheMan Four months since you posted this comment. Come back and take a look at how fucking moronic you were.

  • Anyone that is cowardly enough to mess with someone's food like that should be put to death. If I was a waiter and the customers were giving me shit, I might pull out a knife and tell them to get the fuck out of the place, I may follow them home, or I may shout in front of the entire place "Heil Hitler!!!" But come on, spitting in one's food? Does it get anymore cowardly than that? Why don't you spit in their face if anything? We should live like in the Wild West, having shootouts everywhere.

  • @TedBundyWasTheMan Man, you're completely backwards.

  • i love this moviee

  • Anyone whose waited will totally appreciate this movie. It made me miss waitressing!

  • @alwaysamess29

    i thought the same after watching the movie!

  • dude how could anyone not like this movie

  • @bagoverthehead i think the government sent it out so that we will start doing things like this to each others food........wake up ple fuck illuminati

  • This movie was like being served a plate of shit cause it was in fact shit. And its hard for me to not like a movie.

  • They need to make one about Wal Mart. I swear people. Stop talking on your fucking cell phone when you're trying to check out! And how is it that I know how to use a debit card despite never having one better than the people who have had one for 10 years? Oh and I hate bagging your groceries for you while you stare off in space like a fucking retard while there are 10 other people in line behind you. Jesus face fucking Christ customers can be stupid.

  • Dane Cook and Ryan Reynolds <3

  • I like how most of the people I talk to about this movie, think that it's just a movie. But the funny truth is, it's all real. I am a server and about 85% of this is 100% true.

  • oh yes do not fuck with the people who prepare your food ........ warm oyster..?

  • I am a server and this shit is all real.

  • doing those jobs sucks ass...its such a dead-end job...I used to barback and I am SO glad i wasn't a server there.

  • the only reason i watched this movie was because of Ryan Reynolds

  • i eats load of cum

  • @thillybeaver66 real gay

  • I LOVE this movie. Ranks right up there with super troopers. But the preview doesn't do it justice. If you havented watched the movie don't go based on the preview. Watch it! :D

  • fuckin sick movie

  • What was the game they played where you show your balls? Haha

  • @FooJackit

    The goat. :D

  • 1:57 is the cry from the wich in Left 4 dead what the hell lol.

  • @PatThePimp55 lol i noticed xD

  • i love this movie we are servers not servants...

  • @moreno16536 Oooo Yes we are ;-P  But don't worry I wouldn't do stuf like this!!! I think so ? ;-D

  • This farce of a movie sucks. I feel sorry for you people for having no taste at all.

  • Gotta love this movie...it doesn't matter if you are eating at a 4-star restaurant or Jimmy's Chicken Shack; if you are an asshole, your food WILL get fucked with. Be courteous to your server, and you will get courtesy and great service in return, regardless of what you leave for gratuity. Think about that next time you eat out.

    Signed, A former restaurant manager

  • @AdamJLemon hell it dosent matter if u dont fuck with them i still think their just to many sick assholes out their.

  • @AdamJLemon OK NOW to the point...why is it u guys belive in movies like this YET you dont belive in the illuminati? i want to know..if this is real ( which i know it is i never said it isent).......then the illuminati are defently real.and i think the government putting toxics in your food ( poision) is jsut as bad.

  • @AdamJLemon Will add to this that should you leave bad gratuity, I would strongly recommend never returning to that restaurant. Many servers WILL remember you. Especially if you were just being cheap!

    Signed,

    A veteran waiter

  • @insaneapples Yes...I'm not sure if it was just me, but when I was serving, I often didn't remember the good tippers, but I ALWAYS remembered the bad ones.

  • @AdamJLemon I don't know man, what about the "5 second rule" scene? The film never mentions that the customer for that meatloaf that fell on the floor were mean or not.

  • @EmileSabetiMehr Sometimes that's just how restaurants are. That's why it's nice to eat somewhere with an open kitchen -- sucks for the servers, great for customers. Also, don't argue, don't be rude to those who serve you stuff.

  • @AdamJLemon haha, 100% agree with you :p

  • I loved this movie!!! Partly because Ryan Reynolds was in it, but still good movie!!!! :D

  • 1:56 THE WITCH FROM LEFT 4 DEAD!!!!!!

  • @bos45redsox Oh man I heard that instantly too.

  • @bos45redsox

    LOL I just understand that...it's the sound ROFLMAO awesome catch.

  • Hahaha I just watched this movie last night. It was great!! Jeeze the things they do this food. Makes me wonder?? Haha

  • It's funny, but you can bet this is what some Diners to to the food they serve you. Especially if you manage to piss'em off, you're sure to get soem "special sauce" on your meal for certain! Lol

  • 1:56 you got a death wish? Leave that little boy alone!

  • Haha, how gross.

    This movie is amazing. The cast is AMAZING.

  • does anyone kno the name of the insanly hot hostis if do plz let me kno

  • @mrxbox10

    she is vanessa lengies

    what a hottie!!

  • I love this movie,

    unfortunately the sequel "still waiting" sucked

  • Even before I saw this movie I always knew...treat your waiters, waitresses, busboys, and bartenders good. And NEVER....EVER...send your food back. 

  • Ryan Reynold CLUCK YEAHH! he's sooo sheeeeexxxxiiii!! ;D

  • 1:57, sound effect from the witch from left for dead.???? wtf?

  • @TheCornholio713 rofl witch xD

  • THIS MOVIE IS HILARIOUS.. I've only seen the eited version on COMEDY CENTRAL. I NEED TO GET THE DVD.. Too bad the sequel still waiting SUCKED A HOLE.. The did NOT HAVE ALL THE ORIGINAL CAST..

  • ever since this movie I tip 20% and up

  • Alanna Ubach Lmfaoo she cracks me up especially in the second one "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU THE INSURANCE ANGENCY? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE"

  • i love listening to the servers stories about that "annoying table" of the day, or customer. they crack me up every time, they have sooo much rage, and control over it, it can burst @ any given moment.

  • such a good movie, this is the bible for ppl who work with food, DO NOT FUCK WITH PPL WHO PREPARE YOUR FOOD.

  • this movie rocks

  • I guess this is supposed to be the restauraunt answer to Office Space.

  • game

  • looks funny....Lol, I like this trailer.

  • Ok, I usually hate gross humour, but I couldn't stop laughing in this one! And JFD's expressions were priceless.

  • This movie is freaking awesome.

    I especially love Anna Farris.

  • funny ass movie its got ryan reynolds expect it to be funny

  • and the 10% are "the game" when you show your junk to others? :D

  • 1:58 that's the cry of the witch from the left 4 dead games lolz

  • Oh yeah makes those people look so much better^

  • I loved this movie so much lol

  • This movie portrays the average restaurant, except that 90% of the staff aren't latinos

  • that girl at the very beginning was hot!!!!!!!!! oh yeah anyone no who she is i think i might stalk her yeeeeeeeeeah

  • Vanessa Lengies, in 2006 she was in a gymastic comedy called Stick It with Missy Peregrym

  • Ryan Reynalds!! WooT! Great actor.

  • this is the fucking funniest movie ever lmao

  • everything in this movie is true seriously don't ever treat yer server like shit

  • ummm, no!

  • Even when they act like that?

  • @Gwenlj What about your mainframe? LOL

  • @LeBadman ??? This screenwriter waited tables in O-town in the 90's

    My book will be out in bookstores this fall "WaitStress" I also waited tables in O-Town. Be Kind when dining out their are some sick twisted waitstaff people out their.

    Great movie! :)

  • She is Canadian

  • 2005,, SIGH,, I wiSh I couLD go bacK :)

  • THE GOPE IS AWSOME