Family Guy: Russian cutaway gag

[NerdWasHere]

It's way funnier when u don't no a word of Russian! Hahahha!

[youzafoolbrotha]

i am russian and this is all i could get, and its pronounced pretty bad.

такой дурак, мы будим пресс, (.............) они хуйня, они пиздец

[GamerEnterprise]

I am russian, and I didnt understand even word from this "cutaway". Even tho america is better country to live in, russians are better people in general. Not to mention, that usa have VERY low level of education (much worse then russia) which basically makes them idiots compearing with us, they are allso weaker then us. Russians are well know for being very tough, unlike americans. So in the end, yes, usa rocks russia sucks. But russians are tougher and smarter, so yeah. good that im russian

[314YoungAve804]

What's that in English? +anyone

[Cartoonfangirl007]

This porcupine scares me... 0_0

[TheAngrybird1000]

Oh, those crazy Russians and their cut away gags.

[Link2000999]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY!?

[99poppabeow]

Man, this here is some funny ass shit.

[daleva187goligo]

why does it look like anime? lol

[USMCsemperfitillidie]

real translation what kind of idiots make a porcupine a sandwich without bread they are hooligans they are slackers

[taran4egZP]

Какой дурак придумал бутерброд с дикобразом для МакЦарского?! Они хуйня! Они бездельники! ХА-ХА-ХА!!!

МакЦарский - как МакДональдс (пояснение для самых юных)

[spbapf]

@taran4egZP Они >>>хулиганы<<< ! Они бездельники

[taran4egZP]

What an idiot decided to make a porcupine sandwich for McTsarsky?! They are dickheads! They are slackers! HA-HA-HA!!!

[PastaMcGhee]

Translation: What kind of hooligans would make a porcupine a sandwich without bread. Those bastards! HAHAHAHA.

[spbapf]

@PastaMcGhee Must be a translation of something else...

[lutzdify]

This video is VERY popular in Poland and Sweden.

[lutzdify]

Can someone PLEASE upload with with English subtitles??? I'd love to know what hes say would look like in english spelling.

[spbapf]

@lutzdify What fool invented a porcupine sandwich for McTsarsky?  They are hooligans! They are slackers!

[normal01guy]

am Scottish all i know from this is " бутерброд " which sounds like Booterbrod , means sandwich :)

[Wofka1986]

@normal01guy it means sandwich in russian 2

[LucyNyuElf]

блииииииннн... какая же жалкая пародия на наш любимый "Ёжик в тумане"...(

[Justonemorewonthurt]

"What kind of idiots would make a porcupine sandwhich without bread? These no-good punks! Hahahaha!"

[armoredhell]

well, there's a situation: some words real russians. but some is gibberish. in general it makes no sense.

[MegaBudgieBird]

@brohan914 The language is actually Ukrainian or Russian.

Дикобраза небудь говорити російською або українською мовами. Я не знаю, який той, який.

[brohan914]

is this real russian or just gibberish?

[TheKillerwasp666]

@brohan914 Its real russian

[CrocadilGena]

@brohan914

real.

[spacejesusadventure]

Stole from The Simpsons.

[PresidentDRCI]

@spacejesusadventure It's not stolen if it's funnier.

[BIGSID320]

The hedgehog is talking about some fools who came up with a certain sandwich and he goes on to call then hooligans and do-nothings. ;P

[FlameAdder]

It's no Worker and Parasite, let me tell you.

[Ideaboy13]

It's kinda sad..

[xBellatrixLestrangex]

I can kind of understand it =P

[AlConQueso13]

Ich...a porcupine sandwich sounds disgusting.

[3pepsiboy]

press 8 for "SONIC!"

press 9 to make the hedgehog laugh at you

[Obodochek]

It doesn't make any sense at all. Only the first few words do and then there go some words which don't even exist.

[wmenshikov]

непонятная часть: какой дурак придумал бутерброд с тригурбразом и онидцацки? они хульиган, они бездьельник, хахаха...

[DicksTV3]

"What kind of idiot would make a porcupine sandwich without bread? Stupid b*****ds

[saiiad737]

what the is he talking about

[Infernalcase]

@saiiad737 what idiot invented sandwich with *not-russian speech*? They are hooligans, they are slackers

[saiiad737]

@Infernalcase thanks man

[malicesgossips]

@saiiad737 who knows, any attempt to translate this balderdash into proper English is like taking part in the special olimpics. This shit isn't in Russian, just a few Russian words which are not connected semantically.

[andbriefly]

!)) This is a good parody. In Russia there are cartoon "Hedgehog in the Fog" - a masterpiece of Russian animation, I'm sure it looked authors.

[TheGlorh]

Какой дурак придумал бутерброд с дикобразом без хлеба? Они - дурак, они - бездельник!

[vruiz448]

i dont get it can someone tell what his sayin

[PimpWizard3000]

Creepy shit man......no matter what language it's in.

[Kraizu]

@PimpWizard3000 you mean that you've never heard russian?

[ElBarto3131]

This has nothing on Worker and Parasite.

[ancavalcanti92]

Simspsons did it.

[radioxone]

Kakoei durra priduno budee prresstte gopprasm tia mik saaskyi!

Anni quurrigan!

An-ni bies jeernit!

*plop*

Heeh Heeh Heeh Heeh Heeh Heeh!

[skyehare]

dude...the porcupine kinda sounds like a Russian Bill Cosby if you listen hard enough! XD

[awsomedude784]

@skyehare lol ur rite

[StefanTheRenegade]

I don't get it

[NucularRobit]

@StefanTheRenegade It is a "Hedgehog in the Fog" gag. A good old Russian animation, it is on YouTube if you want to watch it.

[C2H5OHhhh]

чо он сказал после того "Какой дурак придумал это..." что он дальше сказал? ну судя по тому, что ему бросили бутерброд с дерьмом, то понятно.))

[isellnaranjas]

in russia porcupine sandwich eats you!!!

[RCast]

I thought it was a rock that flew in, not bread.

[greener144]

I have been taking russian for 2 years going on 3 and I am sick of all the people who say they are russian but somehow use english slang. Anyway, he says word for word:

Kakoi: which, Durak: fool pridumot: thinks of (or makes) buterbrot: sandwich Dikobraz: porcupine (Combined into porcupine sandwich) gibberish or perhaps bad translation where he says diavmeksatsky. New sentence: Ani: they are, huligan: hooligan, Ani: they are, bez: missing, Delij: ingredients (i.e. bread)

[AJIEIIIKA52RUS]

I'm russian and i can't understand his speech.

[greener144]

@AJIEIIIKA52RUS riiiiight...

[yinjara]

@AJIEIIIKA52RUS I'm taking russian and all I could make out was the first two or three words lol

[hello9009]

@AJIEIIIKA52RUS me too lol

реально хер поймёш

[TheYeIIowDucK]

The more I watch it the more it seems like a metaphor for something communist.

[EmkobAllianceForce1]

В Советской России они не делают глупых "В Советской России" шутки.

[CyferOlitaire15]

@EmkobAllianceForce1

То истинно, потому что советское Россия не существует больше

[101randomusic]

in soviet russia...they eat real food... (:

[andina18]

I loved this scene as well. Thanks for uploading !

[benadavis09]

(wich episode is this (season and number

[Drogooooth]

@benadavis09 season 8 ep3

[redmetal48]

Я русский, и что это?

[ElBarto3131]

This aint got shit on Worker and Parasite

[coolsomeXD]

This shows ratings are much lower then worker and parasites.

[renanddookie2094]

russia is beast

[1993DaVinci]

i didn't get this joke :(

[XxAnEvilWafflexX]

He doesn't call them punks. He calls them "бездельники". Which means loafers.

[mircea1910]

I prefer Worker and Parasite

[evilgoodness231]

I don't understand why this makes me laugh... but it does haha.

[1C9J9S5]

In soviet russia, gag cutaway you.

[SomeFluffer64]

I think it's a aprody of a short film called Hedgehog in the Fog.

[DerPanzerjager]

Yet another Simpson's ripoff. Seth MacFarlane doesn't have shit on Worker and Parasite.

[HigleyFootballRulz]

All I caught was "sandwich" and the word "and" haha.

[Shadoboy]

ENDUT!

HOCH HECH!

[GiloLAAG2]

Isn't this like the same as the porcupine meeting the pineapple besides the pineapple being bread...?

[ann1halat3d]

This is what he says in Russian translates to: "who the moron, who is supplied from the porcupine sandwich as joke? they are fools, they the hooligans" Yeah it doesn't make sense to me either.

[MasTerOfHerOz]

This is one of the most funniest thing on family guy. Also the mime on mime violence is funny

[ann1halat3d]

What episode is this?

[SSJ4Yujiro]

@ann1halat3d Spies Reminiscent of Us. Season 8, Ep. #3

[Ygdrasel]

Press 6 and 7 repeatedly for Russian jumping jacks.

[rengiil777]

Press 2 for "Cut the white guy."

[SonicKusanagi181]

Wait a minute. How is Rebbeca Black's FRIDAY in ANY WAY related to this video?

[ik4rito]

It's a parody of a famous russian animated short film called "Hedgehog in the fog" watch?v=oW0jvJC2rvM

[7deanton]

even in English that shit doesn't mack any sense

[BuFFoN4eG]

I'm Russian,and I didn't get this joke at all.Is this inside joke or something?

[iLikesFenders]

@BuFFoN4eG its just a strange representative of what we think the russian cartoons are like

[BuFFoN4eG]

@iLikesFenders shit

[Moorpheus19]

I just love the way the porcupine is so enraged before the bread gets thrown in! :D

[rachelseagroatt]

Oh they did NOT JUST make fun of Hedgehog in the Fog...

[Siluriuskaeso]

Although its the porcupine shown here, I do know they are probably making fun of the Russian Classic "Hedgehog in the Fog."

[gnarkillkicksass]

Simpsons did it!

[Killermike2178]

@gnarkillkicksass What the hell was that?!

[oneeGrimm]

"What kind of fool invented sandwitch with porcupine without bread? They are hooligans, they are idlers "

That's real translation. I know it cause i'm a russian tho 8)

[TheOtherSaluton]

@oneeGrimm guys, how did you both hear "without bread"? "Without bread" is "bez khleba" and he says something totally different. I listened to it several times but this "dlyamiksarsky" still makes no sense.

[oneeGrimm]

@TheOtherSaluton actualy i diddn't 8). I just supose so because there was bread in the end))

[jsnthompson4]

@oneeGrimm thank you for the translation you're awesome.

[oneeGrimm]

@jsnthompson4 thank you kind sir

[Juppie902]

@oneeGrimm Они хулиганы ! Они без денег !

*хлеб упал*

Хахахахаха !

[oneeGrimm]

@Juppie902 Они бездельники

[MattMurdockCZ]

@oneeGrimm you are a lucky nation about translation, I'm from Czechoslovakia (yes, right before this scene) and only scene, where Peter is speaking "czech" is 'Drowoz nyoshny' which means nothing in Czech republic, Slovakia or even Poland...

[oneeGrimm]

@MattMurdockCZ Hang in there bro. By the way, i think you and me from one great an forgotten nation - slavianian. So, whatever they says - we don't care cause we rock! ^_^ How is weather in your town by the way? I live in vorkuta, small north town, we didn't got any summer here =), it's cold as autumn for WHOLE SEASON. But one good thing is that we got day in 24 hours for 2,5 months.

Why am i saying that?!

[MattMurdockCZ]

@oneeGrimm half of the summer it's like autumn in here if you really need to know :D

[oneeGrimm]

@MattMurdockCZ =)

[PACMEATDRAGONMAN]

what is he saying plz tell me



[Erzik100]

Они - хулиган, они - бездельник. xD

[nickz015]

from what season is this clip from again??

[Maxables]

I don't speak ANY Russian! I was just typing what I heard. XD

[Maxables]

Kakoj Durag Pridumal Buterbrot s'digur brazon Ia Nitsatsky. Anik! Hoolidad! Anik, biestianig

[armenianesh818]

@Maxables

I don't speak much Russian, but he said Xuligan (X is read "kh") which literally means hooligan, not "Hoolidad." Also, Durak (Not "Durag") means moron.

[SonicKusanagi181]

The porcupine is saying:

"What kind of idiots would make a porcupine sandwich without bread? These no-good punks! *Bread flies in* Hahahaha!"

That's official translation :)

[Ultrasoulstealer]

@SonicKusanagi181 Thanks for the translation

[SonicKusanagi181]

@Ultrasoulstealer no prob ^^

[Ultrasoulstealer]

@SonicKusanagi181 I Laugh my ass off of this, and I was wondering what he was saying.

[BBFalconShot]

@SonicKusanagi181 I feel somewhat justified now that I actually know what the porcupine says...but I feel like I shouldn't have found out. It's funnier when you don't know.

[iLikesFenders]

@SonicKusanagi181 u is russian?

[SonicKusanagi181]

@iLikesFenders No, I'm Scottish. But I have a Family Guy annual that explained that fact.

[iLikesFenders]

@SonicKusanagi181 oh okay, thanks anyway comrade;)

[Nascarking24]

@SonicKusanagi181 I still don't get it.

[SonicKusanagi181]

@Nascarking24 He says Who can make a porupine sandwich woth no bread. Then someone throws bread at him.

[Godsjudgement12]

@SonicKusanagi181 in on of the translations it said "those loafers" then a loaf of bread flies out

[Juppie902]

@SonicKusanagi181 Of people who know russian as much as I know italian. for fuck sake stop using google translate and ur "common sense" and lack of knowledge in russian.

[SonicKusanagi181]

@Juppie902 It was from an official Family Guy 2011 Annual. Translate can go fuck itself.

XD. Still laughing at that, PURE IRONY that you didn't use YOUR common sense before you posted.

*For Fuck's Sake *Your

I know a lot in Russian, And Seth MacFarlane (THE MAKER OF FAMILY GUY) With Help from Mila Kunis (Meg, RUSSIAN) Helped forward that translation. :P

Educate yourself.

[Juppie902]

@SonicKusanagi181 Oh no, A wild Troll has appeared !

He shall now try to copy + paste all facts about all popular TV Shows and the people behind them from wikipedia, everybody fucking run !!!

[SonicKusanagi181]

@Juppie902 All I said wad "Educate yourself"

Which is my catchphrase, don't take everything to heart.

Again, Educate yourself.

[andina18]

@SonicKusanagi181 you speak Russian ? XD

[jman12345678901000]

@SonicKusanagi181 Какой дурак придумал бутерброд с дикобраза без хлеба? Они хулиганов, они бездельники!

[SonicKusanagi181]

@jman12345678901000 I don't know russian, :( I got it from an official Annual.

[Edge0fPain]

@SonicKusanagi181

That reminds me of Heavy from Team Fortress 2.

"WHAT KIND OF SICK MAN SEND BABIES TO FIGHT ME. SANDVICH."

[SonicKusanagi181]

@Edge0fPain There's Two Ironic things about this.

1. I recently got TF2, it's awesome :)

2. I watched this episode last night, And I get a comment the next day :D

[Edge0fPain]

@SonicKusanagi181

xD

[damek666]

lol @ the thumbs up for MrAtlantasfinest... gullible idiots.

[SpiroHrvoje1989]

such an obvious copy of the Simpsons "Worker and parasite" gag

[Rangerleadtheway44]

If I saw that thing in real life I would crapmyself.

[EmptyHero]

SIMPSONS DID IT!

[misterlaufeyson]

seth mcfarlane: creatively bankrupt.

[Coberholt]

watch?v=PyxYdj9dGcI

[marxist854]

What a blatent ripoff

[Guianimator2]

7 people were in a cold and lifeless scene, complaining of life when a bread dropped in front of them and they started laughing.

[qwert11]

Russian cutaway gag? More like Worker and Parasite. Seth Macfarlane is a fucking plagiarist.

[gamefan6219]

@qwert11 fuck you!

[randomandproudqueen]

In Soviet Russia, gags cutaway YOU!

[JakeDDrake]

It's sad that They're making fun of Hedgehog In The Fog, because clearly that was the far more skillfully animated piece of the two.

[sixarmedtiger]

the porcupine is saying who the fuck created a sandwhich that is i think somewhat like a hamburger (not sure), he's saying they have no life (bezdelniki= people who don't do shit), they're bastards, but then even though im russian i dont get the thrown in bread...

[TheZeroX96]

why am i scarred??

[RFCKB2K9]

@TheZeroX96 lol do u mind if i ask y?? lol

[runninwithbelievers]

lolololol i caught something about buterbrod and oni bezdel'ni.. but what's he talking about?

[blazinblue777]

I read the translation and i still dont get it!

[doctorwholover1993]

why does this remind me of lilo and stitch?

[globalkevolution]

"Какой дурак придумал бутерброд с дикобразом для МакЦарский? Они хуйня, они бездельники ха ха ха ха ха"

Не так ли грит?

[noodleguru]

I love how this is a recommended video for the Hedgehog in the Fog (1975). Go watch it, Family Guy fans!

[iamchris4lifefan11]

i have no fucking idea wat's going on here

[Terrystearsatlfc]

sounds like roman bellic

[tokyokurisu]

Funny but Worker and Parasite still win.

ENDUT! HOCH HECH!

[The2010North]

What Season and episode is this ?? :)

[balibee91]

@The2010North 8x03

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

Translation: "What kind of idiot invented a Porcupine Sandwich, They're hooligans, they're without money."