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  • This is the greatest shit of all time. Ranger is my fucking hero.

  • It hurts! Make it stop!

  • WE NEED A BEST OF RANGER VIDEO.!!!!!!

    

  • That was good. If you made a hit CD called "The Best of Ranger," that would probably be the last track, because it was the best.

  • Mystery Fluid hes roling around.

  • That was fucking wonderful

  • Dude were gonna get fucking court martialed!!!!

  • Where is the love button.... fuck like I love this shit!

    Rangers lead the way!

  • his K/D ratio is unfathible!

  • @EMDSproductions

    Don't you mean "unfathomable"?

  • hahahaha then he starts making a fisting motion inside his other hand in front of my kids!

  • I have friends think I am mess up from quoting this video.

  • What's his MOS?

  • "none of them wanna touch because of the mystery fluid!" Im a nurse so thats a daily funny thing we deal with, and then "Im going to buttfuck your SOUL!"???....I laughed so much I almost cried...oh shit man...I nowworship you. daaaaaamn. Im pretty sure I can now quite the meds and therapy..and fuck the probation limits. Im all better now.....lol

  • @ProdigalSaint63 haha amen im an emt and firefighter i feel ya

  • Jungle is beast

  • who else looked up wheel in the sky by journey after watching this?

  • I cried from laughter, awesome shit

  • this is my favorite

  • 'Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'..." "I'm a Buckin' Bronco! Rangers lead the way!"

  • That was the best 5 minutes I have ever had on YT, Rangers lead the way.

  • Epic....

  • WHO in the FUCK is still buying Nickleback albums!?

  • LOL this is the greatest Best Buy story EVER!

  • ROFL

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  • my girlfriend and i are doing this word for word. my parents, are very amused and worried about what we are doing in our free time.

  • I just watched this particular video for what has to be the millionth time, and I am still laughing to the point that it hurts, and I can't breathe. They're all great, but this classic has to be my favoorite!

  • @thesilentcarnage the sad thing is, if they're actually in the military, most of it is probably true *sigh*

    I've got so many fucked up stories of retardedness from 3 years that its amazing im still in one piece.

  • I am going to "butt fuck" your soul.....man that's classic

  • That is fucking bull shit man

  • and right before im about to curb stomp this guys BALL SACK!!!!

  • When I have a bad day I use AF Therapy and world is once again full of flying unicorns with rainbow diarrhea!

  • Where the hell do you guys come up with this shit?? Funny as freaking hell!!! AFT FAN FOR LIFE !!!!!

  • Funny as shit.. Ranger rocks!!!

  • lol how am I just now starting to watch these?I just heard about this shit today. My first sergeant showed some of us today. It's the best!

  • Funny Shit!!!

  • Awesome rant!

  • you guys are out of control funny. I love it

  • OMFG this is the best

  • This is the best AFT of all time HAHA!

  • Jungle Was HIGH AS MONKEY SHIT IN SPACE EJECTED OUTTA SPACE CAPSULE!!!

  • I WANNA SEE JUNGLE's THERAPY SESSION WITH THIS GUY NEXT TO HIM

  • P8HOGSDUPGHDF9U I CANT STOP LOLING OMFG LOL AHAHAHAH!

  • I've got a retard for a squadmate...

  • This AFT remains my absolute favorite to this day.

  • Funniest shit ever

  • i'm gonna butt fuck.. YOUR SOUL!

  • fucking epic. thats some hilarious shit

  • whats dose it mean to buttfuck someone soul????

  • @MrBullet1961 Keep asking dumbass questions and Ranger'll show you.

  • @MrBullet1961 you dont want to know dude, you dont want to know...

  • THE WHEELS IN THE SKY KEEP ON TURNING!

  • @goochman1983

    I COMPLETELY agree with you on that. This is my favorite YouTube video hands down.

  • Wheel in the sky keeps on turning!

  • This is definitely my favorite AFT video...maybe my favorite Youtube video all together. It never gets old.

  • OMG this was the best! I swear I know these people.

  • Funniest...AFT video...EVER!!!

  • this is the most hilarious

  • HOLY SHIT! im gonna get to kick this guys teeth out of his face, cram em down his dick hole, and kick him down an escalator just like he deserves! hahahahahaha!!! XD

  • "Nazi strippers"  LOL WTF?

  • @ChingasosMMAVideos he means nazi's stripping hitler and not merry new year

  • ass fuck ur soul! LOL

  • I heard a kid act like he was a ufc bad ass on xbox and it made me think of this video ;-)

  • This one is one of the best!!!!

  • just before i can say who the fuck still buys nickleback albums...

  • @harrisz07 the second I heard Nickelback mentioned I was like "here it comes". Nickelback has been the go-to joke for years now.

  • "Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin" hahaha funniest thing EVER!

  • I want you to know because of this video I am subscribing to you and showing every one of my friends this video. I laughed harder then I have in probably years watching this video. The video is comedy gold.

  • i laughed so hard i cried.

  • I don't need a therapist! I have the action figure therapy subscription ! LOL

  • I will butt fuck your soul. I almost died there

  • Y'know, dude's got a point. If he were on my couch, I'd be going, 'Man, I hear you. That guy's insane.' Love this. SO damned hysterical.

  • Why does this sound like a documentary? oohrah...

  • yes!!

  • I like how in every video he says he's gonna butt-fuck there souls

  • funniest fuckin thing i've seen in my life, Go RANGERS

  • Buttfuck your soul!

  • Bahahaha... So awesome.

  • LMFAOLMFAO.

  • I fucking cry every time I hear from 2:40 on.

  • Epic!!!!!

  • Funniest video by far!!! i did not stop laughing the whole time

  • hahahahaha who thinks up this stuff? its great!!!!!! I never laughed so hard.

    Thanks for the video.

  • i seriously laughed my ass off once he was like " if you dont get out of my face, im gonna BUTT FUCK UR SOUL"

  • Captain Retard

  • Rangers Lead the Way! Sua Sponte.

  • 29 people still buy nickelback albums

  • New Favorite it has both my faves mentioned

  • this guy is the funniest one out of all the other action figures

  • @mylifeizrock RANGER FTW

  • holy shit they keep getting better!!!!!!

  • favorite character ever.

  • I seriously threw up from laughing so hard!

  • i had the strangest boner the whole time watching this O.o

  • @smilingmaskedturtle1 ...so did I...

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  • thumbs up if you made the hand gester of fisting ur hand

  • I had a dream of a friend drunk singing wheel in the sky so thought I'd watch this again

  • Please make a cavalry scout o ne or medic

  • and before i have time think WHO IN THE FUCK STILL IS STILL BUYING NICKELBACK ALBUMS?

  • WTF? Who buys nickelback

  • ummmm......

  • You guys are fuckin amazing

  • i had a dream of this when i went to bed after i saw it but before that i couldn't even sleep because i was laughing so hard and my mom thought i was high on pot!

  • I can picture this so vividly in my mind's eye.

  • My fav!!

  • This is the best one ever!!!! im in the IN ARNG but i work a civi job too, i literally bursted out laughing in the middle of a full office... you guys are AMAZING!

  • Ima curb stomp your ball sack XD

  • I Will Butfuck Your Soul xD

  • amazing

    

  • Wow .. this is THE FUNNIEST thing .. I have ever seen. ROCK ON!

  • WHEEEEEEEEEEEL IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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  • this should be titled "Wheel in the sky"

  • Perfection

  • I laughed so hard i cried..not to mention how much these chars remind me of actual friends doing stupid sh*t. Sharkweek, the marines/ rangers..it's like someone pulled the best quotes and lines out of an entire life of military existence and made it a 5 min youtube video lol.

  • OMG! Love this!!!

  • best video!!!!

  • "im gonna butt fuck your soul"

  • "...denched in Drakkar Noir and date rape..." funniest line in the whole video

  • I literally am in tears from laughing so hard. I just about passed out and hit the floor....I'm a bucking bronco! Rangers Lead the Way!...haha

  • Damn....... That was a bad day.

  • You look like a gay retarded vampire...lol

  • @cpmower

    Edward?

  • @cpmower So wait...was Edward Cullen at Best Buy?

  • I love how this is so much funnier when it comes to us in the military. Hilarious, keep it up

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  • Because in soviet Russia, goddamn military retires you! I met three KGB's on R&R in Palma Spain. Because we all know Russians don't travel, you ranger re-re! So pick your vagina up off the floor and go back to ranger school you insignificant moroff! And play nice on the interwebs. ooh-rah.

  • Love this shit!!!!!

  • Seraphrim shut the Fuck up. KGB is Russian fuckin fag.

  • People that comment by repeating what was said in the video ALREADY should be shot in the face with a shotgun loaded with dragons breath rounds.

  • "Wheel in the sky keeps on turning"

    XD!!!!!!!!

  • Made my day; I didn't even have time to laugh, I went to straight to the crying this shit was so funny. Subbed, you made my entire weekend.

  • Every one of these makes me laugh, but this guy is fuckin hysterical every time. Makes my day. Please keep it up!!!

  • OMG totally worth subscribing to this channel haha

  • I can picture this whole scenario so vividly.

  • Open minded= willing to get fisted

  • I got real drunk in Germany once and got into a fight with some large former KGB guy. My friends said it was like watching a rabid raccoon claw the shit out of his face while stomping a new asshole into his spine all at the same time.

    Reminds me of this video. ^_^

  • dude i used to getdrunk nd sing wheel in the sky when i was at fort jackson

  • THIS IS UNIQUE AND EPIC!

  • I've had squad mates like that before LMAO!

  • I LLOOVVEE THIS FING GUY

  • I love this shit!!! Please keep them coming and if you do new//different stuff let us viewers know...Rangers lead the way.

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  • pure genius...i'll leave it @ that...

  • Listen here fucker, if you don't get out of my face, I'm gonna butt-fuck your soul. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FUCKING CLASSIC.

  • this has to be one of the best characters, ever.

  • Ranger is awesome,always so epicly angry love this guy

  • wish this shit was true

  • It would be so awesome to see what he's decribing acted out with live actors.

  • Salbright ur an idiot

  • I think your videos are BS..your not a soldier, no nothing about being a soldier, come out from behind your goddamn shower curtain and live our lives for a fucking year....want someone to do a video get a real soldier to do one and talk about the BS on day to day...that would make a great video.

  • man that was the funniest one yet

  • im with mav... this shit is the bomb... excellent work..

  • oh my fucks in the ocean with a humpback whale that is sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. jeeeez. freakin laugh out loud for real. i wish someone would have done that exact senario and caught it on video

  • I'M A BUCKIN BRONCO!! lol lol lol fuckin' roflmmfao

  • best one yet, why i love my job was, but this one trumps it hard.

  • By the time jungle got into the fight I had lost most of my oxygen supply from laughing.

  • I laughed so damn hard

  • Ranger beats jungle hands down. Don't get me wrong, Jungle is hysterical too but no one beats Ranger!

  • thubs up if u always press thumbs dowm ALWAYS

  • Got to meet Dan here in Albuquerque, it was an honor.

  • I've died laughing every time this guy is on haha

  • 1:57 Transcribed audio. "Eva Clayton bangs and battleship Myspace applied for your garrels aerobics"

  • Fucking great.

  • best one EVAH!!!!!!

  • Absolutely the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen/heard!