"none of them wanna touch because of the mystery fluid!" Im a nurse so thats a daily funny thing we deal with, and then "Im going to buttfuck your SOUL!"???....I laughed so much I almost cried...oh shit man...I nowworship you. daaaaaamn. Im pretty sure I can now quite the meds and therapy..and fuck the probation limits. Im all better now.....lol
I just watched this particular video for what has to be the millionth time, and I am still laughing to the point that it hurts, and I can't breathe. They're all great, but this classic has to be my favoorite!
HOLY SHIT! im gonna get to kick this guys teeth out of his face, cram em down his dick hole, and kick him down an escalator just like he deserves! hahahahahaha!!! XD
I want you to know because of this video I am subscribing to you and showing every one of my friends this video. I laughed harder then I have in probably years watching this video. The video is comedy gold.
i had a dream of this when i went to bed after i saw it but before that i couldn't even sleep because i was laughing so hard and my mom thought i was high on pot!
This is the best one ever!!!! im in the IN ARNG but i work a civi job too, i literally bursted out laughing in the middle of a full office... you guys are AMAZING!
I laughed so hard i cried..not to mention how much these chars remind me of actual friends doing stupid sh*t. Sharkweek, the marines/ rangers..it's like someone pulled the best quotes and lines out of an entire life of military existence and made it a 5 min youtube video lol.
Because in soviet Russia, goddamn military retires you! I met three KGB's on R&R in Palma Spain. Because we all know Russians don't travel, you ranger re-re! So pick your vagina up off the floor and go back to ranger school you insignificant moroff! And play nice on the interwebs. ooh-rah.
I got real drunk in Germany once and got into a fight with some large former KGB guy. My friends said it was like watching a rabid raccoon claw the shit out of his face while stomping a new asshole into his spine all at the same time.
I think your videos are BS..your not a soldier, no nothing about being a soldier, come out from behind your goddamn shower curtain and live our lives for a fucking year....want someone to do a video get a real soldier to do one and talk about the BS on day to day...that would make a great video.
oh my fucks in the ocean with a humpback whale that is sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. jeeeez. freakin laugh out loud for real. i wish someone would have done that exact senario and caught it on video
This is the greatest shit of all time. Ranger is my fucking hero.
84duckbuster 2 days ago
It hurts! Make it stop!
clab04 5 days ago
WE NEED A BEST OF RANGER VIDEO.!!!!!!
mrbubba1181 1 week ago
That was good. If you made a hit CD called "The Best of Ranger," that would probably be the last track, because it was the best.
POMEGRENADE451 1 week ago
Mystery Fluid hes roling around.
abridges1992 1 week ago
That was fucking wonderful
Zarantu 1 week ago
Dude were gonna get fucking court martialed!!!!
blogboys9193 1 week ago
Where is the love button.... fuck like I love this shit!
Rangers lead the way!
jordanfoxx22 1 week ago
his K/D ratio is unfathible!
EMDSproductions 2 weeks ago
@EMDSproductions
Don't you mean "unfathomable"?
MrPandahammer 2 weeks ago
hahahaha then he starts making a fisting motion inside his other hand in front of my kids!
usmc0331ist 2 weeks ago
I have friends think I am mess up from quoting this video.
jdoggtwo 2 weeks ago
What's his MOS?
TowelHeadedDestroyer 3 weeks ago
"none of them wanna touch because of the mystery fluid!" Im a nurse so thats a daily funny thing we deal with, and then "Im going to buttfuck your SOUL!"???....I laughed so much I almost cried...oh shit man...I nowworship you. daaaaaamn. Im pretty sure I can now quite the meds and therapy..and fuck the probation limits. Im all better now.....lol
ProdigalSaint63 3 weeks ago
@ProdigalSaint63 haha amen im an emt and firefighter i feel ya
usmc0331ist 2 weeks ago
Jungle is beast
NiRvAnAmAnIa158 3 weeks ago
who else looked up wheel in the sky by journey after watching this?
cmiller1187 3 weeks ago 2
I cried from laughter, awesome shit
Ziarenek 3 weeks ago 2
this is my favorite
clever151 3 weeks ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
'Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'..." "I'm a Buckin' Bronco! Rangers lead the way!"
acousticoath77 3 weeks ago
That was the best 5 minutes I have ever had on YT, Rangers lead the way.
fritze01 3 weeks ago
Epic....
jtm2227 3 weeks ago
WHO in the FUCK is still buying Nickleback albums!?
Chapter1Tormented 3 weeks ago 17
LOL this is the greatest Best Buy story EVER!
fsg231 3 weeks ago 2
ROFL
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Dammit, now I have to listen to Wheel in the Sky.
alexm757 1 month ago
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alexm757 1 month ago
my girlfriend and i are doing this word for word. my parents, are very amused and worried about what we are doing in our free time.
sargentwolf 1 month ago
I just watched this particular video for what has to be the millionth time, and I am still laughing to the point that it hurts, and I can't breathe. They're all great, but this classic has to be my favoorite!
JackSlamGizmo 1 month ago 9
@thesilentcarnage the sad thing is, if they're actually in the military, most of it is probably true *sigh*
I've got so many fucked up stories of retardedness from 3 years that its amazing im still in one piece.
memorex3248 1 month ago 2
I am going to "butt fuck" your soul.....man that's classic
Azyurel 1 month ago 2
That is fucking bull shit man
jnpiel 1 month ago
and right before im about to curb stomp this guys BALL SACK!!!!
vGRewindz 1 month ago
When I have a bad day I use AF Therapy and world is once again full of flying unicorns with rainbow diarrhea!
renn75 1 month ago 3
Where the hell do you guys come up with this shit?? Funny as freaking hell!!! AFT FAN FOR LIFE !!!!!
TheSilentcarnage 1 month ago
Funny as shit.. Ranger rocks!!!
EnglishSuspect 1 month ago
lol how am I just now starting to watch these?I just heard about this shit today. My first sergeant showed some of us today. It's the best!
Rangerops 1 month ago
Funny Shit!!!
ChrisCresha 1 month ago
Awesome rant!
aobneb 1 month ago
you guys are out of control funny. I love it
thehuckfin1 1 month ago
OMFG this is the best
primatephreak 1 month ago
This is the best AFT of all time HAHA!
aries14482 1 month ago
Jungle Was HIGH AS MONKEY SHIT IN SPACE EJECTED OUTTA SPACE CAPSULE!!!
Scorinitron 1 month ago
I WANNA SEE JUNGLE's THERAPY SESSION WITH THIS GUY NEXT TO HIM
Scorinitron 1 month ago
P8HOGSDUPGHDF9U I CANT STOP LOLING OMFG LOL AHAHAHAH!
alphex1000 1 month ago
I've got a retard for a squadmate...
RogueX10 1 month ago
This AFT remains my absolute favorite to this day.
DasLaw16 1 month ago
Funniest shit ever
thechanceband 1 month ago
i'm gonna butt fuck.. YOUR SOUL!
caramelskater 1 month ago
fucking epic. thats some hilarious shit
zulik69 1 month ago
whats dose it mean to buttfuck someone soul????
MrBullet1961 1 month ago
@MrBullet1961 Keep asking dumbass questions and Ranger'll show you.
TheARobertsism 1 month ago
@MrBullet1961 you dont want to know dude, you dont want to know...
slowpoke96Z28 1 month ago
THE WHEELS IN THE SKY KEEP ON TURNING!
Wildwildwes7 1 month ago
@goochman1983
I COMPLETELY agree with you on that. This is my favorite YouTube video hands down.
SeaofC 2 months ago
Wheel in the sky keeps on turning!
NickDevXT 2 months ago
This is definitely my favorite AFT video...maybe my favorite Youtube video all together. It never gets old.
goochman1983 2 months ago
OMG this was the best! I swear I know these people.
Mzfancysingle 2 months ago
Funniest...AFT video...EVER!!!
capy3ara 2 months ago
this is the most hilarious
Israeli6761 2 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
HOLY SHIT! im gonna get to kick this guys teeth out of his face, cram em down his dick hole, and kick him down an escalator just like he deserves! hahahahahaha!!! XD
espguitarguy1 2 months ago
"Nazi strippers" LOL WTF?
ChingasosMMAVideos 2 months ago
@ChingasosMMAVideos he means nazi's stripping hitler and not merry new year
tommymartin2001 2 months ago
ass fuck ur soul! LOL
samuelvic 2 months ago
I heard a kid act like he was a ufc bad ass on xbox and it made me think of this video ;-)
bradpotter49 2 months ago
This one is one of the best!!!!
MJMG3 2 months ago
just before i can say who the fuck still buys nickleback albums...
harrisz07 2 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
@harrisz07 the second I heard Nickelback mentioned I was like "here it comes". Nickelback has been the go-to joke for years now.
allnamesaretakenful 2 months ago
"Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin" hahaha funniest thing EVER!
marinegirl931 2 months ago
I want you to know because of this video I am subscribing to you and showing every one of my friends this video. I laughed harder then I have in probably years watching this video. The video is comedy gold.
hotshot619 2 months ago
i laughed so hard i cried.
funME29 2 months ago
I don't need a therapist! I have the action figure therapy subscription ! LOL
DillJ89 2 months ago
I will butt fuck your soul. I almost died there
Und3r10rd 2 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy 2
Y'know, dude's got a point. If he were on my couch, I'd be going, 'Man, I hear you. That guy's insane.' Love this. SO damned hysterical.
aubignespratling 2 months ago
Why does this sound like a documentary? oohrah...
CharlesJeter 3 months ago
yes!!
3invert3 3 months ago
I like how in every video he says he's gonna butt-fuck there souls
99jojo11 3 months ago
funniest fuckin thing i've seen in my life, Go RANGERS
capnajax911 3 months ago
Buttfuck your soul!
McChickenDUI 3 months ago 16
Bahahaha... So awesome.
MarsIsAngry 3 months ago
LMFAOLMFAO.
Atchalong 3 months ago
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This is the best one yet
natestarider 3 months ago
I fucking cry every time I hear from 2:40 on.
JoshhHood 3 months ago
Epic!!!!!
dd31406 3 months ago
Funniest video by far!!! i did not stop laughing the whole time
Cheerokee456 3 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
hahahahaha who thinks up this stuff? its great!!!!!! I never laughed so hard.
Thanks for the video.
fathamster5000 3 months ago
i seriously laughed my ass off once he was like " if you dont get out of my face, im gonna BUTT FUCK UR SOUL"
xXmonster123Xx 3 months ago 2
Captain Retard
xxsnakevenom666xx 3 months ago
Rangers Lead the Way! Sua Sponte.
doomsdave11b 3 months ago
29 people still buy nickelback albums
whitefox1911 3 months ago
New Favorite it has both my faves mentioned
Marinesofairsoft1121 3 months ago
this guy is the funniest one out of all the other action figures
mylifeizrock 3 months ago 49
@mylifeizrock RANGER FTW
canislupus009 1 month ago
holy shit they keep getting better!!!!!!
Live4Camaro 3 months ago
favorite character ever.
mastodonoho 3 months ago
I seriously threw up from laughing so hard!
brianpmcg 3 months ago
i had the strangest boner the whole time watching this O.o
smilingmaskedturtle1 3 months ago
@smilingmaskedturtle1 ...so did I...
alexandersiegelx51 3 months ago
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smilingmaskedturtle1 3 months ago
thumbs up if you made the hand gester of fisting ur hand
rico932k11 3 months ago
I had a dream of a friend drunk singing wheel in the sky so thought I'd watch this again
cowboyup993 4 months ago
Please make a cavalry scout o ne or medic
jamesmochoa 4 months ago
and before i have time think WHO IN THE FUCK STILL IS STILL BUYING NICKELBACK ALBUMS?
xadamryanx 4 months ago 37
WTF? Who buys nickelback
xGoombaaaaa 4 months ago
ummmm......
PARTICIPATIONMAYVARY 4 months ago
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sometimes i like to lay on the ground and pretend i'm a potato
blade83336 4 months ago
You guys are fuckin amazing
KevinSaale 4 months ago 2
i had a dream of this when i went to bed after i saw it but before that i couldn't even sleep because i was laughing so hard and my mom thought i was high on pot!
SpecialistScorch 4 months ago
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This is funny! I mis my GI Joe collection. check my videos out
phreeze1969 4 months ago
I can picture this so vividly in my mind's eye.
DonZabu 4 months ago 2
My fav!!
rogue619 4 months ago
This is the best one ever!!!! im in the IN ARNG but i work a civi job too, i literally bursted out laughing in the middle of a full office... you guys are AMAZING!
TheAirborne317 4 months ago
Ima curb stomp your ball sack XD
daffern2good 4 months ago 2
I Will Butfuck Your Soul xD
Lynn1047 4 months ago
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gordi45able 4 months ago
amazing
timmytao215 4 months ago
Wow .. this is THE FUNNIEST thing .. I have ever seen. ROCK ON!
GabrielKraus 4 months ago
WHEEEEEEEEEEEL IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Justinh789 4 months ago
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benw305 4 months ago
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benw305 4 months ago
this should be titled "Wheel in the sky"
BracedPoleCat 4 months ago
Perfection
jit84 4 months ago
I laughed so hard i cried..not to mention how much these chars remind me of actual friends doing stupid sh*t. Sharkweek, the marines/ rangers..it's like someone pulled the best quotes and lines out of an entire life of military existence and made it a 5 min youtube video lol.
RifeDEFFilms 4 months ago
OMG! Love this!!!
MrsJaimeLynn 4 months ago
best video!!!!
tastegw 4 months ago
"im gonna butt fuck your soul"
oldsalttattoo 4 months ago
"...denched in Drakkar Noir and date rape..." funniest line in the whole video
mm063001 4 months ago
I literally am in tears from laughing so hard. I just about passed out and hit the floor....I'm a bucking bronco! Rangers Lead the Way!...haha
cpmower 4 months ago
Damn....... That was a bad day.
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Funniest videos on Youtube. Thumbs up if you agree!!
MMASoldierGuy 4 months ago
You look like a gay retarded vampire...lol
cpmower 5 months ago 44
@cpmower
Edward?
Rith9789 4 months ago
@cpmower So wait...was Edward Cullen at Best Buy?
Wildwildwes7 3 months ago
I love how this is so much funnier when it comes to us in the military. Hilarious, keep it up
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TenteixSaigo 5 months ago
Because in soviet Russia, goddamn military retires you! I met three KGB's on R&R in Palma Spain. Because we all know Russians don't travel, you ranger re-re! So pick your vagina up off the floor and go back to ranger school you insignificant moroff! And play nice on the interwebs. ooh-rah.
vlosious 5 months ago
Love this shit!!!!!
tlink1219 5 months ago
Seraphrim shut the Fuck up. KGB is Russian fuckin fag.
usranger4lyfe401 5 months ago
People that comment by repeating what was said in the video ALREADY should be shot in the face with a shotgun loaded with dragons breath rounds.
DezTipico 5 months ago
"Wheel in the sky keeps on turning"
XD!!!!!!!!
vreal1281 5 months ago 2
Made my day; I didn't even have time to laugh, I went to straight to the crying this shit was so funny. Subbed, you made my entire weekend.
161325 5 months ago
Every one of these makes me laugh, but this guy is fuckin hysterical every time. Makes my day. Please keep it up!!!
mrpockets730 5 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy 2
OMG totally worth subscribing to this channel haha
TheRenagadesaint 5 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
I can picture this whole scenario so vividly.
DonZabu 5 months ago
Open minded= willing to get fisted
nerhe07 5 months ago
I got real drunk in Germany once and got into a fight with some large former KGB guy. My friends said it was like watching a rabid raccoon claw the shit out of his face while stomping a new asshole into his spine all at the same time.
Reminds me of this video. ^_^
Seraphim3040 5 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy Playlist
dude i used to getdrunk nd sing wheel in the sky when i was at fort jackson
tetsiga34 5 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
THIS IS UNIQUE AND EPIC!
TurmoilRebirth317 5 months ago
I've had squad mates like that before LMAO!
dudeness33 5 months ago
I LLOOVVEE THIS FING GUY
SeleucidEmperor 5 months ago
I love this shit!!! Please keep them coming and if you do new//different stuff let us viewers know...Rangers lead the way.
ranger2187 5 months ago
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Zethiwag 5 months ago
pure genius...i'll leave it @ that...
mike15904 5 months ago
Listen here fucker, if you don't get out of my face, I'm gonna butt-fuck your soul. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! FUCKING CLASSIC.
NicholasFonville 5 months ago
this has to be one of the best characters, ever.
sparti14 5 months ago
Ranger is awesome,always so epicly angry love this guy
Claussena1 5 months ago
wish this shit was true
MyConstantHIGH 5 months ago
It would be so awesome to see what he's decribing acted out with live actors.
budgrayjr 5 months ago
Salbright ur an idiot
bullwinkle0714 5 months ago
I think your videos are BS..your not a soldier, no nothing about being a soldier, come out from behind your goddamn shower curtain and live our lives for a fucking year....want someone to do a video get a real soldier to do one and talk about the BS on day to day...that would make a great video.
salbright44 5 months ago
man that was the funniest one yet
DARKRIDERxETFG 5 months ago
im with mav... this shit is the bomb... excellent work..
10oquinn 5 months ago
oh my fucks in the ocean with a humpback whale that is sooooooooooooooooooooooo funny. jeeeez. freakin laugh out loud for real. i wish someone would have done that exact senario and caught it on video
KrunkDuck1 5 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
I'M A BUCKIN BRONCO!! lol lol lol fuckin' roflmmfao
thebutlerdiditfy 5 months ago in playlist Action Figure Therapy
best one yet, why i love my job was, but this one trumps it hard.
patbrown717 5 months ago
By the time jungle got into the fight I had lost most of my oxygen supply from laughing.
indoorin 5 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
I laughed so damn hard
zevalife 5 months ago
Ranger beats jungle hands down. Don't get me wrong, Jungle is hysterical too but no one beats Ranger!
zchryzimm 5 months ago
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thubs up if u always press thumbs dowm ALWAYS
bob99025 5 months ago
thubs up if u always press thumbs dowm ALWAYS
bob99025 5 months ago
Got to meet Dan here in Albuquerque, it was an honor.
gabegambino 5 months ago
I've died laughing every time this guy is on haha
GhostyUSAF 5 months ago
1:57 Transcribed audio. "Eva Clayton bangs and battleship Myspace applied for your garrels aerobics"
taikestu 5 months ago
Fucking great.
syntaxerror6 5 months ago in playlist More videos from actionfiguretherapy
best one EVAH!!!!!!
thewyseguy 5 months ago
Absolutely the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen/heard!
minus00785 5 months ago