Lets Play Alice Madness Returns - S7 P2 - Mock Asshole

[MoonshineCookeh]

Alice's new dress is the best dress in the game.

[ebagentj]

In my state, there's a yearly competition during fishing season called "Big Ass Fish" hosted by local radio DJs. To enter, you have to send them a picture, the details on the size of the fish, and have it verified by a game warden. You win cash if yours is the biggest fish of the week (and get to hear your name/fish size on the radio).

A local TV station has something similar, called "Big Ol' Fish", but there's no cash reward and they usually show all of the pictures sent in.

[PandaChan09]

5:22 Alice's face = BOSS. lol

[XxAnimanga22xX]

Love Alice's new dress. It's beautiful.

[TheBikerman360]

did he say ship in a bottol or shit in a bottol?

[mikuvssonic]

WHY IS IT THAT THERE IS ANIME IN THE SUGGESTIONS?!!!!!!!

[ProductionsStarQueen]

9:02 oh my I thought Alice was dead!!!! O_O

[MoonshineCookeh]

Alice looks so pretty~ :D

I wish I had hair like hers!

[XxDeeIsMeexX]

alice looks like amy lee <3

[ChildrenOfTime1987]

@XxDeeIsMeexX She really does!

[XxDeeIsMeexX]

@ChildrenOfTime1987 yess x3

[TheNorseCrow]

@XxDeeIsMeexX Amy Lee never had dat hair.

[TheEdgariux]

nice dress



[psplayer89]

and yes...ice tea from mcdonalds sucks bollocks....and you may have been profiled at the airport....er...cause....i dunno....were you wearing a bowler??? being too polite?? :D

[psplayer89]

and i was beginning to wonder when we'd see the walrus and the carpenter.... im really enjoying this walkthrough.........and i refuse to believe there are English people who don't like tea....I REFUUUUSSSSE!!!!!

*subscribes*

btw...in regards to having the upgrades back at the start....perhaps when u beat the game you can start a new game w/ all the stuff???

[Entropy3ko]

Yeah the new Siren Dress is quite nice ;)

[Kuropon123]

Why is the Pearl in a bottle? -:D-

[Sparky245678]

Mock Turtle sounds a lot like that god damned whale from Rayman 2 on the N64. I loved that game, but that part was always full of stress...

I guess I should watch through the first "American McGee's Alice" game again, because I don't remember that part in it, and it was probably hilarious.

[ShebaLover19]

oh alice can u tell me how u change dresses with out even trying it would b a great help to me XD

[sexxiaeris1046]

is it just me or does turtle look uglier in this 1?

[Kheshirekat77177]

Gah, the shiny thing that dangles distracts me!

[rainerbe]

"Totentanz" means dance of the dead.

[OmegaSword4]

@rainerbe That's... dark.

[supercj20]

Lol Helloween gets beat by Alice at the end of every episode. Stay strong there Helloween, pull through the beatings and finish the LP for your fans :P

[supercj20]

Lol Helloween gets beat by Alice at the end of every episode. Stay strong there Helloween, pull through the beatings and finish the LP for your fans :P

[TheMadzab]

"Totentanz" - that isn't ominous at all...

[zombieninjakitteh]

That I have not played it yet) but your way better then this other guy I was watching play the game. At less you know the names of the characters not like him!!!! Thank a lot for the great lp!!!!!

[zombieninjakitteh]

@ Helloween4545 I love you so much for doing this for and lp. It is one of me all time fav games (even

[Liberykiller]

I thought ladders were your arch nemesis Helloween?

[jkitsunej]

For some reason Alice at 10:06 to 10:11 reminds me of Kid from Chrono Cross.

[owtraged]

i hate these 2d cut scenes...

[mst3kforever]

It looks like she has a tail in her new dress. And the physics make it look like it keeps waging up and down.

[demonjack123]

@mst3kforever Think price tag.

[1dethklok]

"Boing me, Alice. No wait, don't that sounds terrible."

Dunno about you, Helloween, but I'd love for Alice to boing me.

[demonjack123]

@1dethklok Kinky LOL

[tonimusher]

Yayyy! that cow is from my neck of the woods! the good old Black country ay it bab! x

[jeevesbond]

About gin: In the 1750's Parliament passed a law banning the sale of gin, because people were getting the stuff really cheaply (for a thruppence?) and drinking it in large volumes, causing enormous social problems.

There was some powerful propaganda made, by Hogarth, called 'Beer Street and Gin Lane', depicting gin as an evil, foreign corrupting influence and beer as a foundation of national prosperity.

Did the makers of this game understand all that? Impressive if they did!

[demonjack123]

@jeevesbond Probably. Game seems brilliant with its symbolism

[MrUnhandy]

NOOOO, you should have tried to shoot him! D:

[demonjack123]

@MrUnhandy He did

[DLAlucard]

really for a threepence... it was probably piss of a guy that was drinking the good gin.

[Fabiayyi]

I think this is the best game ever, and Alice looks hot in whatever she wears, though I liked her the best in the beginning, in a striped sweater

[xoxEdgeLoverxox]

Why is it that Alice hates you, Helloween? Honestly? Is it because you keep jumping her off cliffs? XD hahahahaha :) I loved it :3

[OnePiece4ev3r]

Game tip : Memories provide important pieces of the past.

That's like saying "life is for the living".

[MyReggieBody]

Haha how's it going fis- Oh

[ProfeTa6]

4:45 looked like a mini cthulhu from that distance

[demonjack123]

@ProfeTa6 By golly! You're right!

[Lightice1]

There is a breakable doorway right next to Mock Turtle, there.

[JerichoCross140]

And so, with that dress enemies shall give more heatlhs for less dying, huzzah!

[CrimsonReaper85]

Loved the look on Alice's face when she said turtle was related to soup. And underwater level...where you walk and fight like normal and can breath fine. Well the idea was to make it have swimming sections but the idea was scrapped. Hope you don't miss the radula rooms on this level and not just because of the health upgrades.

[GmodPlusWoW]

The angler-tail on the dress is kinda cool, but was rather bouncy at the end.

[KaikipBT7]

I liked the Hatter costume better. Might have to do that cyan or whatever that color is is one of my least liked colors.

[CabalCorporation]

That bow looks like a facehugger. :P

[xemerzis]

Call it a F.H.A.F.

Fricken Huge-Ass Fish

[Sinetra2]

OK THIS LP CAN'T GO ON UNTIL HELLOWEEN AND ALICE BECOME BFF's! :P

Have a picnic together or something, but STOP FIGHTING!

[AARONMACKENZIE]

I imagine she'd be filling the bottle with her own terrifying bathtub gin.

[MrSnowboy321]

@ReturnofTheFreetrail They did that once, but many people bashed her :(

[dman27982]

lol best ending ever

[MGSfanatic101]

I love youe rants lol. You have your whole own style of commentary.

[ReturnofTheFreetrail]

i can imagine Helloween's girlfriend one day doing a let's play with him and it will be the greatest duo of the eternity

[jkitsunej]

@ReturnofTheFreetrail I believe they did that for Silent Hill 5 actually.

[Precilla14]

you have a lovely voice :)

[Pilkingtube]

That side-scrolling shooter section really came out of nowhere 0_o

[udaho456]

Wait, there's symbolism for the teeth? Can someone explain?

[rikushadow]

@udaho456 I dont get it either ._.

[MsKDvlog]

Completed this a while ago, but enjoyed your playthrough of the original Alice, so wanted to watch this :)

[PopcornSalt13]

That underwater bit had the potential to be bloody terrifying! I'm a little dissapointed honestly.

[Guanchen]

@PopcornSalt13 Yeah, I would love it if they make it to be like Raiden where you get upgrades and missiles and all that good stuffs.

[Homestar46]

The artwork is simply amazing! I love this style of art! ;))))))

[Hilarious001]

I love the look on Alice's face when she says "You're related to soup, Admiral."

[Raziel236]

Id boing Alice.

[abbyluvzu11]

Love you Helloween!!! You're the funniest (:

[wockynerd]

I suspect Helloween watches the Venture Bros!

[Ayame424]

THE HAIRRR!!!!!!!!!! mmmmm <3 My hair used to be like that before i cut it xD time to grow it out again! :D

[lunarsuperstar]

ah yes dat dress! *_* I just wish Alice had a high heels to go with that princess-ish dress...

[DrHenryOswald]

The underwater stages are just so pretty! It really does show how much work the artists put into this game.

[LacesandMilk]

i laughed for far too long at the tags

[runedeath106]

upgrade the hobby horse more please :)

[Bluecho4]

"Hire this man!"

Under the sea. Under the sea! Down where it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me!

[magnetchill]

crab:"you heard me"

[krazedKillualover]

That was an amazing cut scene! I love the tags btw, nice job helloween! And you're so right, her new dress is beautiful!!

[jmm1233]

this level is so reminicient of "in the hunt" from the sega saturn , just a lot less enemies

[Drakelash]

Alice has some weird and funny memories.

[takinudownn]

fucking funniest commentator EVER!

[MySleepingSickness]

Cor blimey!