Curb Your Enthusiasm - Swan Kill

[Mcintyrekernan]

i love the music.. its so perfect

[Theakker3B]

That is one black ass swan!

[DirtyFrigginHarry]

I love richard's mannerisms.

[Ninety9Soulz]

IT WAS SELF DEFENSE

[cqmemo67]

HEY HEY HEY HEY KABOMMM

[cqmemo67]

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

[DokuNaut]

If you like black swan attacks check my channel...

[AdamRyanKirkwood]

IT'S FUNNY HOW THE SWAN THAT WAS VIOLENT WAS BLACK.

[cqmemo67]

@AdamRyanKirkwood ALL SWAN ARE THE SAME DUDE I KNOW IT THEY ARE VERY WIRD ANIMALS THEY WILL ATTACK ANY ONE VERY TERRITORIAL

[MasterMorty]

So THAT's where Bjork got her new dress.

[mlolacal]

I like the tune they play as the swan was coming towards him....how it blends with the scene....lol

[lastlane]

HAHA.... "The only time I tell her I'm playing golf is when I'm with another woman."

[irman925]

I Laughed out loud so hard at 0:43

[JazzTMusic]

Omg i actually watched this like 50 times lmao

[comprehensiveboy]

Thelook on Jeff's face whent he other guy says he tells his wife everything. The very idea!

[237cupcake]

the black swan is no longer doing ballet

[AliceinNirvanagarden]

Man I fucking hate swans. They WILL attack you for no damn reason.

[sk19100]

Oh this is horrible!

[soxpats8]

he leaped at me

[IamHipHop77]

wish that clip was longer

[tmasuda]

to all my options traders that are long teenies and slaying black swans

[skotoseme]

"this is a- the love of his life" lmao

[Perrygallo]

fucking hilarious - he's golden

[comprehensiveboy]

Nobody's calling anybody.

[comprehensiveboy]

It's that fateful moment when he realises that yea that black feathery bastard is actually charging and he has to defend himself. It's primeval.

[godanselmo]

"Enjoy the swans" lol

[binder673]

The music during the swan scene makes it so much funnier.

[lolcopter1911]

@binder673 I don't know the name of the music though :(

[TheLostie104]

@lolcopter1911 "In The Hall Of The Mountain King" is the name of the song...

[lolcopter1911]

@TheLostie104 Thanks :D

[Robertnuns]

lmao, The swan just happened to be black

[Slikrik1212]

First time I saw this episode I completely lost my sh!t when the swan charges him! The build up is just so wonderfully hilarious. Only Larry...LOL!

[enchanted37williams]

By far the best episode: who agrees

[Marketh00]

I've not seen Black Swan, but I imagine this one scene was more enjoyable than that entire movie.

[shikengriuber]

@Marketh00 Actually the movie was very good, and more enjoyable. Unless you are the one who enjoys pop comedies with Adam Sandler.

[Antichrist2000]

@Marketh00 As much as I love this show I think Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman making out has this scene beat.

[MyNutsAreCold]

The only time I tell my wife I'm playing golf is when I'm with another woman!

[Apink420]

love it when its running haha

[TheHuntress144]

why does it always have to be the BLACK swan that goes crazy on tv?....kidding

[Ioganstone]

@TheHuntress144 yeah and the BLACK stallion from robot chicken too

[DatDamKeyid]

Did you provoke him??????????

[phillyeagles217]

did you proke it?

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[golfoholic]

Reminds me of the story A.K.A. A.K.A. from Golfoholics, The Front Nine, that can be read online at golfoholicsdotcomslashstorydot­html

[RockBottomRiser21]

He killed Natalie Portman!

[teameymelli1]

@RockBottomRiser21 oh you mean the jewish propaganda whore?

[cqmemo67]

@RockBottomRiser21 I DONT  GET IT.

[MrFlyersGuy]

Andy is soo funny

[Jeremydcohen]

"The only time I tell my wife I am playing golf is when I am with another woman." If those aren't words to live by, nothing are.

[Jeremydcohen]

"The only time I tell my wife I am playing golf is when I am with another woman." If those aren't words to live by, nothing are.

[SandrineSoprano]

Great

[00StangGT00]

this is the best episode ever lol

[sparkypennyzero]

L.D. Is a under rated actor, if you watch his face when the swan starts to come down the hill you will have to admit how real he is. I think what makes Curb so great is obviously the genious writing and cast, but also Larry David's performance in each episode

[skateposeur12]

You kill Kyoko?!?

[underdogg87]

we gotta bury tgis thing NOW!! lmfao, literally made me cry

[th1sisnotr]

@underdogg87 lmao hayyy hayyyy haaaaaaayyyyyyyy! proper scared of a swan so he obliterates it in one swing!!!

[underdogg87]

@th1sisnotr its the fukin music man, its so perfect, slays me every time!!

[bati555]

hilarious, what season,episode is this?

I thought the last season was 7 but i've never seen this part!

[Nexxus79]

@bati555 it is season 7, episode is called The Black Swan

[willynofx]

Fuck that was one of the funniest thing i have ever seen!!! lol

[skeeternew]

that is the honest to God truth!!! they will hunt you down!!!!!!!! I go through this everyday! I have black and white swans!!!

[Letspreach]

ROFL!!!

[RageFire12]

Mother of Larry, an asshole and swan killer.

[KleWdSide]

Whoever doesn't laugh at this has no sense of humor.

[GothicErotica]

funniest curb moment ever! i love how it sorta builds up to it

[88pie88]

amething i felt when i killed my nabors ferret when i thought i was a rat

[AllBluesCat]

The editing was just right. That was a perfect Jedi Knight club swing, hole in one!

[sethvicious]

oh this is harrable!!!!!!, its harrable!!!!

[phillyeagles217]

when a swan charges me ill be sure to remember what Larry David tought the nation.

Swing for your life!

[babins03]

I LOVE when Funkhouser appears on the show.

[SeanIacono]

He leaped at me!

[bigernm0ney]

You cannot watch Larry drill that swan with that 100 mph swing into a huge puff of feathers and not laugh out loud.

[IrnBruFiend]

"We're all in this together. No wives!" Haha!

[dalbenton]

u r such an idiot your not supose to kill swans did you know having that video on here you can get in deep trouble for it

[Jgjekaj]

FUCK YOU LARRY DAVID!!! THATS SOME BULLSHIT!!!

[Medalion]

The great thing about Curb Your Enthusiasm is they use a mostly classical score to denote mood mostly silliness, than contemporary music... much like old cartoons used to like Bugs Bunny or the like.

[sparklepup]

"enjoy the swans" hahahaha definitely my favorite episode.

what is this song called????

[exositejill]

@sparklepup In The Hall of The Kings by Grieg.

[ctrapp12]

With the music, this is a perfect comedic moment.

[ctrapp12]

My absolute favorite Curb moment.  Thanks for posting!

[phillyeagles217]

this is.......the love of his life

ROFL

[DatDamKeyid]

Did you provoke him???? lol

[DatDamKeyid]

Did you provoke him???? lol

[zeboop]

amazing!

[markoking7]

even in curb you don't expect this to happen. brilliant

gotta love this show, i'm always excited when i meet someone that loves this series

[ozza33]

Andy is such a brilliant character.

[DatDamKeyid]

Look at all them fuckin feathers on the grass. LOL

[nowookiee]

I pissed myself with this part lolol

[mapleavenue77]

Jeff's "golf-woman" line is morally repugnant but totally hilarious. I love Curb.

[meetube2]

does any one know the song that builds up when the swan jumps on larry?

[hiphopbwwsoccer]

it's from Tchaikovsky, I think it's called Swan Lake.

[DrSloper]

No it's not. It's "In Hall of the Mountain King" by Grieg.

[hiphopbwwsoccer]

yeah, it is, you're right..... I forgot about Grieg.

[JaffaHustleKing]

'You tell your wife EVERYTHING !!!'

Love jeff's reaction, why the fuck would you want to do that, it's so true at times

[phillyeagles217]

did you provoke it?

ROFL

[phillyeagles217]

the love of his life LOL

[hwahid8]

Haha only Larry can get himself in this kind of trouble.

[bigjamesbondfan]

I dont think there has ever been a bad series of CYE.

[farout81]

this has gotta be one of the funnist thing i have ever seen on tv. no joke!

[blackman4545]

did you provoke it? i love andy!!!

[bigjamesbondfan]

Epic!!!

[globodog]

@pablodagreat the first episode i watched was the reunion episode about two weeks ago. its good but not nearly as funny and ridiculous as the other episodes. this was the second CYE i watched and i was hooked!

[mcuiabano]

This episode is fantastic, I love the part when he gives a big tip to the waiter, US$ 500, hilarious.

[MisterSulfur]

"We're not the kinda people that kill swans"

[burgersforreal]

2:01 lol how they just sit their in guilt...looks mad funny

[ZacO8965]

This episode was fuckin great, one of my favorite ones

[mvacnoer]

yeah I know!

[nikoisgreek]

"oh this horribe, horrible, this is horrible" hahahah

[Boyhooddream1996]

"Are ya' happy ya' had the onions?! Huh?!"

[00StangGT00]

hahahaha i laughed so fucking hard when i saw this the first time

[utterbeastage]

"Larry David , Asshole and Swan Killer"

[Theechosen1from1993]

yh that was the ending i was talking about lol. please tell me u got the reference? oh i've fucked it up now anyway cos i had to ask if someone got it lol.

[utterbeastage]

watched this last night on More4 , one of my favourites so far , absolutelt brilliant

[JoeTube27]

what musical is this?

[cerzule]

To JoeTube27: The music when the swan comes after Larry is Grieg's "In the Hall of the Mountain King." The music at the end of the clip when they're sitting in the restaurant is Schubert's "Moment Musicale no. 3 in F minor."

[farout81]

@cerzule how do you know that??? im both suprised and impressed. the first one is well known, but that second one...

[cerzule]

@farout81 ... I've been a huge classical music fan for my whole life, so it was rather easy. :)

[hadmash1]

hey can you give me the exact name or link to the ful track of the music in the end? im looking for it for quite some time...

[cerzule]

@hadmash1 -- "Moment Musical no. 3 in F minor" by Franz Schubert -- you can look it up on this site and find many different performances & recordings.

[zachbernst]

do you know who orchestrated the Schubert? I'm only aware of the piano version.

[cerzule]

@zachbernst - sorry, I don't know. I'm only familiar with the original solo piano piece, too.

[cerzule]

"You tell your wife EVERYTHING?! Are you CRAZY?!" - that whole rant from Jeff was classic!

[RiddimRyder]

bahahaha!!

[burgersforreal]

"no you pick it up, you killed it!" hahaha

[childstar2001]

HA Larry's facial expression at :27 - :29 is so perfect.

[rabble000]

"there could be something in the food in the water their attacking" hahaha

[Nephphantom]

LMAO I was laughing so hard i was crying, had to rewatch it 1,000 times!

[theflanman420420]

I think this is one of the best scenes in curb history

[LeMegasandwich]

Too right!

[Mircooven]

It's the funniest show on tv i expect this much haha its hilarous.

[RockBottomRiser21]

"Oh this is horrible! Oh it's horrible! This is horrible!" LOL classic episode.

[redrum237murder]

roffel. that is awesome, new season is great so far!

[narutoiscute346]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL sooo freakin funny!!!

[Katana991]

@narutoiscute346 Putting in Hall of the Mountain King made the scene even better! XD