INSULT ME

[uncreativeranter]

sorry but you don't have the charisma top bother insulting. The fact that your face looked like the bent cop on Deuce Bigalo the american gigolo was the only reason I persisted. & put your toy gun away only men with little dicks need them.

[tomken8dy]

@uncreativeranter

You tryin to insult me or sumthin?

[tomken8dy]

@SharptoothedGrin

Life is too short and too precious to ''conquer'' or ''win.''

the only way to ''win'' is to sidestep and

enjoy every irreplaceable moment.

[tomken8dy]

@SharptoothedGrin

i have chips too.... o_O

[tomken8dy]

@SharptoothedGrin

I have candy bars and cold soda pop

in my white van over there.....

[Doctorepikz]

who the fuck is this guy?

[tomken8dy]

@Doctorepikz

I'm da famous tomken8dy!!

[UNCELFR0MHELL]

This is a good one!

[iwannabethekid34x]

I just can't do it man :(

[tomken8dy]

@iwannabethekid34x

awww...  :P

[fdasherv]

Harvey Keitel called. He wants his schtick back.

[tomken8dy]

@fdasherv

Yeah, dat pr!ck can SCHTICK it in his c@ulo!!

He ain't got no patent on New York Guidoism... :P

[fdasherv]

@tomken8dy Is that a green-screen or do you really live in a public high school?

[tomken8dy]

@fdasherv

HUSH!!

I hide in a secret space between the walls.....

[fdasherv]

@tomken8dy "do you really live in a public high school?"

"I hide in a secret space between the walls"

Nice. Do you come out at night to sniff the seats? Anyway, nice rings but don't those coins on them belong over your eyes? I didn't know Revlon made a spackle. By the way, I've got Jeffrey Dahmer on the line. He says he could use a guy like you. And throw that Costco sweatshirt away already. It's seen more titty bars than Justin Bieber's dad's entourage.

[Eminemdude333]

you are you............

[MrCrystallHedgehog]

Are you gonna scare me with that pussygun? I think you're so stupid you can shoot me through the internet..

[ScarletAvatar]

Auto-9=slutty Beretta 93R

[tomken8dy]

@ScarletAvatar

My lady friends say I'm a slut.. ;)

[ScarletAvatar]

@tomken8dy Way to be, man.

[tomken8dy]

@ScarletAvatar

Yes it is. ~_*

[MrCrystallHedgehog]

@tomken8dy What friends?

[sargentnoob]

You're so crippled that you need to shove a stick up your ass so you can bounce to work.

[tomken8dy]

@sargentnoob

GOOD ONE !!!

[kinggdog]

damn when i first saw it i wasnt shure to insult butt ill give it a go .. original "when you put your socks on this morning did you look at your self in the mirror cuz if so you must be puttin in alot of money fixing that glass. " no hard felings

[tomken8dy]

@kinggdog

I have trouble doing insults too. :)

[539forgotten]

That's a scary airsoft gun sir.

[tomken8dy]

@539forgotten

They sent me Airsoft??

I ordered a hollow plastic prop gun!

Airsoft guns are DANGEROUS!!!

[539forgotten]

@tomken8dy Wow that was quick. You're like the ultimate anti troll.

[tomken8dy]

@539forgotten

It's all in a day's work, sir.

*flies off into the Sunset, cape billowing magestically*

[cober555]

you're such a bitch that i disliked this video.

(nothing more insulting than the dislike button right?)

[tomken8dy]

@cober555

I'm PMSing

Don't mess w me...

[Hindrik1986]

Now hold that gun with your other hand! 

[tomken8dy]

@Hindrik1986

My other hand is...er..busy. :P

[tomken8dy]

@PabloFerroDesign

Why did you delete your comment?

Comment on your video: INSULT ME

Your lifetime dependence to a wheelchair is only surpassed by your dependence for YouTube comments that make you feel as a person that isn´t also deprived of social skills.

This is not an insult.

- You left out chronic masturbator...

[COOKlNG]

I hate you.

[tomken8dy]

@COOKlNG

I WUV you.

[MrStinkyemo]

i shagged ur wife

[tomken8dy]

@MrStinkyemo

Did you give the b!tch any money? We need beer.

[tomken8dy]

@pedobearyes

huh? This is my LITTLE gun...

[darknessb930]

Shut up half-breed!

[tomken8dy]

@darknessb930 half breed??

[darknessb930]

@tomken8dy Oh... Your not american?..

[tomken8dy]

@darknessb930

I'm a mutant...

[darknessb930]

@tomken8dy ....

[TheImrankhan09]

take the gun you have and stick it to your ass.....

[tomken8dy]

@TheImrankhan09

I think someone said that already.

[TheImrankhan09]

@tomken8dy ...it doesnt matter if some one said that before

[tomken8dy]

@TheImrankhan09

OK, two votes for sticking my pistol up my yingyang.

[SmashBrosFan11]

u suck

your videos suck

get the fuck off youtube

I AM FOR REAL, U DO SUCK

[tomken8dy]

@SmashBrosFan11

Golf ball through a garden hose?

[peteardable]

Started late much like every N.B.A game in history. You would think for a prodominatly black sport they would try to break the stereo-type of being late and start a game on time, just once.

[peteardable]

Is that sweater from the pedophile section of the wal-mart you work at? How many kids are tied up in your basement? I like how your collar looks more depressed than your failed life. Anyone over 50 doing a youtube video should commit suicide, lucky for us your already packing. Thats half the battle.

[tomken8dy]

@peteardable

Don Rickles ? Is that YOU????

[peteardable]

@tomken8dy Don Rickles? Thank you I take that as a compliment. I must inform you that I am not infact Don Rickles, but a twenty seven year old college kid. Got anything else I can insult?

[tomken8dy]

@peteardable

27? Start late? Post grad?

Post post post grad...?

[spyderhex]

@tomken8dy lol nice and short you crushed that douche..

[eyeheartmileycyrus]

i don't want to insult you. i think you are a cool guy actually :)

[iworkforme]

why do you want people to insult you? You don't want that. And you don't NEED them to love you either. peace....meditate.

[tomken8dy]

@iworkforme

Why? Just curious to see what people do! lol

[mazzpsykoziz]

You sir, look like the mushrooms that grow between my ass cheeks

[tomken8dy]

@mazzpsykoziz

Mushrooms growing WHERE?? O_O

[mazzpsykoziz]

@tomken8dy LAWL XD

[tomken8dy]

@mazzpsykoziz

Pack a bowl for me!! ;)

[mazzpsykoziz]

@tomken8dy I will... I will

[tomken8dy]

@mazzpsykoziz

I'll order a pizza. :)

[AnArChiSt159]

Umm... Let's see... Your telekinetic skills suck!!! =D LoL, kj mate, I can't insult someone just as easily! Really, I can't...:/ Guess... I'm not a troll? :D

[tomken8dy]

@AnArChiSt159

My the Force be with you.  :)

[mrmebs]

Your the type of person who would fuck a man in ass and not even give him the common courtesy to give him a reach around

[tomken8dy]

@mrmebs

SIR, YES SIR!! lol

[seattlesrain]

I see the little Circus Monkey is still wanting to be insulted , I can say a lot of things but it would just lead to you having Sex with your Mother, how is the fat shit stinking old Mongoloid doing anyway ? Have you ever put that gun up to her head and said SO LONG PARA SIGHT so you won't have to hang your head in shame any longer, get with the program Lowlife , oh by the way did you know it is illegal to drill holes in bathroom walls at the Greyhound Bus Station, you need to stop doing that.

[tomken8dy]

@seattlesrain

I upgraded to fiber optic periscopes like the FBI does.

[tomken8dy]

@stealthknifekiller

NOW YOU WENT TOO FAR!!! LOLOL

[tomken8dy]

@Chucky3379

Nope, that's my hair. :)

And I'm fatter than my mom. lol

[MrTechnoAlex]

@tomken8dy My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you. hows that?

[tomken8dy]

@MrTechnoAlex

I never heard that one before. lol

[untouchblz]

You look like a wheelchair bound Robert Deniro sitting in a retirement home, that just got a bb gun from his grandkid. Tell the nurses to get you some colored sweaters next time you shoot a video, and stop trying to look edgy with your 'just for men' colored hair.

[tomken8dy]

@untouchblz

What colors do you suggest?

[untouchblz]

@tomken8dy For you something fruity, pink, yellow, lime green, etc.... Maybe even rainbow, isn't that your people's flag?

[tomken8dy]

@untouchblz

HEY!! Wadda ya mean by, "YOU'RE PEOPLE??"

[untouchblz]

@tomken8dy I didn't say "YOU'RE PEOPLE" that would mean "you are people". I said "YOUR PEOPLE" as in illiterate homo's.

[tomken8dy]

@untouchblz

UNTRUE! I'm not illiterate...

[untouchblz]

@tomken8dy Go suck your own boob.

[tomken8dy]

@untouchblz slurrrp

[untouchblz]

@tomken8dy That really got me laughing out loud.....imagery and everything.....thanks.

[tomken8dy]

@untouchblz

That's why I'm here.. ;)

[xaebion]

damn, looks like seattlesrain already figured out you like guns in your butt, i guess ill just let you know that i dont like your shirt or your haircut

[tomken8dy]

@xaebion

i have nice boobs though. lol

[xaebion]

@tomken8dy oh come on!! we all know youve never shot anyone, and i can clearly see that you have terrible boobs.. i think your reply comments need more insulting than your actual video.

let me know what you think

[tomken8dy]

@xaebion

i have NICE boobs. :P

[xaebion]

haha a gun shaped dildo? damn the people who make sex toys are far more creative than any youtube trolls youll find on this page. but fuck, i guess old gay guys need to have fun too.... i just hope you wash it off before you show your friends.

[tomken8dy]

@xaebion or shoot someone....

[seattlesrain]

WOW, that sure is a Big Gun you have there, I bet you stick it up your ass many times a day, the reason I say this is because I think you are the guy that goes around drilling holes in bathroom walls , Stop being a Lowlife Para Sight and find yourself a nice little 5 Pecker Billy Goat Girlfriend that you can fall in love with or maybe you can find a Circus Monkey that would want to have your Children , I see now why you have to hang your head in shame you Lowlife Looser , have a nice day

[tomken8dy]

@seattlesrain

The gun has a sharp sight ramp.

My 10 inch silicone ''toy'' is much better. heheh



[the7thwreck]

er...you look like an aging, retarded, soprano wannabe with a bad speech impediment and even worse dress sense...?

[tomken8dy]

@the7thwreck

ouch. good one. heheheheh

[ramzeen7]

fuck you

[tomken8dy]

@ramzeen7

I'm a New Yorker.

That's considered a greeting here. lol

[ramzeen7]

@tomken8dy

lol in the uk it is the biggest insult which can be inflicted upon you, you will get sent to prison for committing assault. ooops i said the F word i will be doomed to hell oh no no noooooooooooooo

[CaptPreston]

YOUR MOMMA WEAR COMBAT BOOTS

[tomken8dy]

@CaptPreston

what choo say bout my mamma...???

[InnocenceExperience]

wow I didn't know Robert De Niro was on youtube. ('hey' 00:30)

Its not an insult but it had to be said. Do you get that a lot?

[tomken8dy]

@InnocenceExperience

Yeah I get that all the time.

I grew up as a New York guido.

Yo, you gotta problem wit dat? lol

[InnocenceExperience]

@tomken8dy haha. I just spent the last 3 hours watching The Deer Hunter because your face made me wanna watch a De Niro movie lol and yeah you sound like him too.

[tomken8dy]

@InnocenceExperience THREE BULLETS!! MAO!!!

[dreadflare11]

@tomken8dy Hey Tom. I have one, i know its outa dat(Or something like that. Dont blame me , i'm not English) Did ya ever hear this one? You Troglodyte Homonculus.

Not mine, thought i would just share it with ya:D

Long time fan, Dreadflare11.

[nikeballin]

Your so fucken gay, just like the rest of them who make this stupid dumbass videos

[tomken8dy]

@nikeballin why, thank you..

[dreadflare11]

@tomken8dy Outa date i mean. DAMN TYPO!!

[tomken8dy]

@dreadflare11 Caves are nice. lol

[dreadflare11]

@tomken8dy I know right:D

But tell me, how come you barely send anymore vids to me?

Used to be a good amount every 1-2 months oe 2-3 weeks

[dreadflare11]

@dreadflare11 You serious? ANOTHER TYPO?! I meant or 203 weeks.

I hate this keyboard.......*Goes to sit in a corner*

[dreadflare11]

@dreadflare11 ...........I give up. ANOTHER TYPO! 2-3 weeks!

*Goes back to corner and sobs*

[tomken8dy]

@dreadflare11

Keyboards are evil...

[tomken8dy]

@dreadflare11

YouTube sometimes messes up.

[Karcherauclavier]

Hey man, you're more drunk than a Russian, more dumb than a French striker, more horrible than Justin Bieber and uglier than Chewbacca's ASS !

Lol, and I'm French ^^

[tomken8dy]

@Karcherauclavier

Comment allez-vous, mon ami? :)

[Karcherauclavier]

@tomken8dy

Très bien merci, et vous ? =)

[tomken8dy]

@Karcherauclavier

Comme si comme ca

[Grarwl]

yo tom i heard you take affter your mother.... your able to suck start a harley! ( this is a joke i hope you found humer in this :)

[tomken8dy]

@Grarwl Born to be Wild. lol

[willgordon13]

You smell funny ;P i tried to be as mean as i could, please reply and tell me if it made you cry :D

[tomken8dy]

@willgordon13

*hiding tears*

no, didn't bother me

*sob*

[diditanddone]

I ate all your bagels.

BURN.

[rechercherrien]

uploading a video with a pussy cat toy thats a fucken insulting.. puT it in ur mouth and suck it untill it blows the shit out of ur head ;D

[tomken8dy]

@rechercherrien BANG!!! *splatter*

[rechercherrien]

@tomken8dy sO u want to play YES FOR YES AND NO FOR NO ... grow up trY not to eat shit if some one says so ...;D fight back asshole... :-P

[tomken8dy]

@rechercherrien

You talkin ta ME??

[rechercherrien]

@tomken8dy nah i m insulting ;D

[boywunder343]

hey baby no hatin...i think your abit funny actually and i would not mind that piece of greasy salami you have between your legs in my ass cheeks ;)

[tomken8dy]

@boywunder343

OK but you hafta fondle my boobs first... :P

[boywunder343]

hes like joe depeshi more then robert deniro..very guido?or gino..i forgot what u callit

[tomken8dy]

@boywunder343

It's GUIDO ya f*chin mamaluke!!

Keep talkin, chief.

I'll smack yaz!!!

[Messael1994]

Turdy Mcturd face!...Yea, that oughta show him

[tomken8dy]

@Messael1994

lol OH! Immah GET you!! :)

[targetbuttmonkey]

OMG it's Robert DiNero on YouTube!!

[tomken8dy]

@targetbuttmonkey Yeah I wish I had his freakin  MONEY!!!

[TigerShapedTornadoes]

You kinda remind me of an entire handbasket full of woodchucks.

[tomken8dy]

@TigerShapedTornadoes

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[jsg361]

i don't think all these people are insulting you just cause you told them

[tomken8dy]

@jsg361

That's the whole point. XD

[wardragon156]

OK I will I think ur moms a crack head cuz thats y ur psycho and look like stewies Bitch

[tomken8dy]

@wardragon156

HEY, Stewie's cool.....

[NebunLaCap]

fuck you you peice of shit insult yourself in the fuckin ass with that plastic ass fake ass gun bitch

[NebunLaCap]

and you look like robert deniros fagget ass brother

[tomken8dy]

@NebunLaCap u talkin ta ME??

[tomken8dy]

@NebunLaCap ouch. that hurts.....

[NebunLaCap]

@tomken8dy HAHAH!!! I know it hurts! Cuz your so dam soft! Weak ass pussy puta bitch!

[tomken8dy]

@NebunLaCap u big meanie. :(

[Shatination]

wheres ur teeth grandma and ur hair hahaha

[tomken8dy]

@Shatination Them's fightin' words, pilgrim...

[cynicglych]

Follow up:

7. You're sorry? not as sorry as your mother.

8. (to a kid) Santa Claus died of a drinking binge you little midget cunt!!

9. Boy, your mom pussied out when she stopped trying to abort you through alcohol consumption.

10. I'm sorry your mom didn't have the courtesy to swallow you instead.

[tomken8dy]

@cynicglych

What choo say bout my mother?? lol

[cynicglych]

1. Go blow an AIDS patient.

2. You know what's hilarious. out of millions of sperm, YOU were the fastest!!!

3. If you have a kid, I hope your kid dies slowly in a car fire while locked inside, watching you panic cuz you lost ur keys to let him out.

4. I don't want you to die of AIDS, I want you to get AIDS so you die of the cold.

5. (to a woman) I can't call you a bitch, cause a fucking DOG is more loyal than you.

6. Wherever you are, I hope ur in pain.

[zamrok73]

republican Christian fundamentalist southerner incestuous bastard...sarah palin

[tomken8dy]

@zamrok73

I never had sex with that woman, Sarah Palin

[zamrok73]

@tomken8dy yet, yet.

[tomken8dy]

@zamrok73  Well, she was a beauty queen... ;)

[EASTLDNBOYZ]

suck sum cock u dum fucking inbreed

[tomken8dy]

@EASTLDNBOYZ

yoo cum up inta tha backwoods an we'll show ya inbreedin'........

[EASTLDNBOYZ]

@tomken8dy fuck u motherfucker suck my big black dick.

[tomken8dy]

@EASTLDNBOYZ

r u insulting me or lookin 4 a date?

[zamrok73]

@tomken8dy both?

[dpmoonwalker]

asslicker dickface

[nte0631]

I'm gonna rip your fucking dick of and shove it up your ass....o wait you don't have a dick

[tomken8dy]

@nte0631

ouch

[yeahsee33]

I would like to see the videos you recieved for this, lol. Crazy shit, I assume.

[tomken8dy]

@yeahsee33

You are correct. :))

[AirsoftMikeycqc]

i like the big gun it is funny

[tomken8dy]

But ya gotta ask urself one thing,. "Do I feel lucky?"

Well do ya, Mike? :p

[Supportahol]

*MESSAGE SENT WITH FUN INTENTIONS*

Hey.... you better lube up your ring...your brother is on the way home from the bar and he's in the mood for some HARD lovin"