Does anyone know if Wilkins Coffee is still around, or did they go out of business?
Of course, I can't imagine them EVER going out of business with an ad campaign like this... "Drink our coffee OR MAYBE THIS KERMIT LOOKALIKE WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU"
In 1958 or 1959 in the DC area I saw the following and have remembered it all these years. Wilkins and Wontkins are strung together and climbing a mountain when Wilkins turns around to Wontkins and says "Did you bring the Wilkins Coffee?
When Wontkins says, "No", quick as a wink, Wilkins cuts the rope and as Wontkins drops off the mountain, Wilkins says, "Don't forget the the Wilkins Coffee when you come back up!".
Now THIS is how you advertise a product - you terrify people into buying it. "You either get on the Wilkins bandwagon or you get out of its way." Much more effective than getting some mannequin to scream endlessly about GOLD FOR CASH YOU WILL LOVE GOLD FOR CASH WITH YOUR MOUTH NOW.
My, such violence in a lot of these. And, what a fetish for explosions Jim had.
BTW, did the muppets (or A muppet) ever do a commercial for margarine? In Negativland's "the Perfect Cut", they played a clip suggesting so. It starts with a gruff "Rowfy" voice singing: "I've got permanently pressed hang-ups over you ..."
2:55 is the best.
crash2455 5 days ago in playlist Liked videos
Awesome. Thanks for posting these. These old commercials are so odd by today's standards.
pocomouse 6 days ago
"*unsheathes sword* Some learn and some don't."
what
the fuck
SnazzyLion 2 weeks ago 9
What ever happened to wilkins coffee?
unicornpearlz 3 weeks ago
Most threatening commercials ever.
coodoo17 1 month ago 3
Is this coffee still made or not?
microbusss 1 month ago
0:10 People that don't drink Wilkins...just get shot in the head.
sabatheus 2 months ago 19
Wow, to think Kermit used to be a coffee-obsessed, homicidal maniac...
jkolodney 2 months ago 12
Does anyone know if Wilkins Coffee is still around, or did they go out of business?
Of course, I can't imagine them EVER going out of business with an ad campaign like this... "Drink our coffee OR MAYBE THIS KERMIT LOOKALIKE WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU"
fdrdevotee 2 months ago 8
Such threatening ad's XD
lexnuttyninja 2 months ago
this ad reminds me of mr. robinson from tawog.
josiashopkins 2 months ago
We need more commercials where the pitchman murders people who don't like the product being sold.
jbevan70 3 months ago 8
Wonkins died at least 100 times.
TheAjCalvillo 3 months ago 2
Could anyone upload the video of when the Wilkins Coffee Commericals were on Attack Of The Show please?
Haurko01 4 months ago
My Grandma worked for this company. I saw all these videos a long time ago and never thought I'd see them again...THANKS!
vdjones5109 4 months ago
It's like an early kermit the frog and an early Elmo....
Durrelliful 5 months ago
I'm glad that they didn't always hurt that lil guy I always felt sorry for him :)
TheProjectMJ 5 months ago
I loved these. Wish they were infinite. They have such a sorta classic charm to them, like when I watched Ivor the engine...
The only issue now is... I need a cup of Wilkins...
azzi42 6 months ago 2
Drink Wilkins, or Kermit the Frog will murder you!
thepantweaver 6 months ago 5
Little known fact: Wilkins's eyes are so wide open because he drinks so much Wilkins coffee
linguica 6 months ago 2
"things just seem to happen to people that don't drink wilkens"
Aparentley kermit used to work for the freeking mafia lol
CyanideAndSherbet 6 months ago 40
@TheMICINDIR12ful That was actually a character named Wilkins. The other puppet is named Wontkins.
saintswhiz 7 months ago in playlist Jim Henson's Muppet TV Commercials
When I was Playing Dragon Quest 8 and heard Rylus was killed by Dhoulmagus, I said "Strange things Happen to People who don't Drink Wilkins."
That was Dark, Was it Not?
RaxusCarnelli 7 months ago
Wow Wilkins is so serious about having Wolkins have Wilkin's Coffee.
H20MichaelMyers 7 months ago
Is this ALL of the Wilkins Coffee commercials? Awesome!
nepomusik 8 months ago
@nepomusik go to "Jim Hensons's Wilkins Coffee Commercials"
RPULTZ69 8 months ago
2:41
holy shit
Tn316 8 months ago
Wow...just, wow.
CaptOrbit 8 months ago
I miss commercials like these. Quick, entertaining, made you actually want to buy something.
BlackZero98 8 months ago 3
2:35
O.O
otrebobz144 8 months ago 2
"Won't you come over for some coffee?" "WILKIN'S COFFEE?!" "Umm.. yeah.. sure. Let's just have coffee."
samasjacaj 8 months ago
my guess is that we're all descendants of people who drank WiIkins Coffee because everybody who didn't drink Wilkins seems to get FUCKING MURDERED!
madmaxrockatansky 8 months ago 7
Thumbs up if you realized his cohort is Telly voiced by Rolf.
bludgerbeater628 8 months ago 2
I have both of those two hand puppets; Wilkins and Wonkins. They are in mint condition; I wonder what they would sell for.
The Smithsonian did a Jim Henson display; are they in there? This is his first commercial use of his great talent.
MrBubba1800 8 months ago
Give him the eggs boys! A meal without Wilkins is a mess!
XD
RetroVideoFan 8 months ago 2
oh, if only life were this easy...
candylvr471 9 months ago
Hey,that's Kermit when he was a tadpole.
TheSkete 9 months ago
Kermit the frog selling Coffee
MisterSenseless 9 months ago
1:11 OMG ERNIE LAUGH
iSwearToG0d 9 months ago
i'm mildly afraid of drinking coffee and not drinking coffee , all of a sudden. I WONDER WHY...HMMM?
taxidermyrampage 10 months ago
Ha ha ha I really love the commercial at moment 2:26
389471290479194 10 months ago
I remember these commercials from when I was a kid. In fact, my brother and I used to have these puppets when I was real small.
KCCLARK103 10 months ago 3
CLEVER SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING
imaniluva6 11 months ago 2
Peter Peter coffee drinker told his wife he couldn't sleep.
Now Wilkins Decaffeinated Coffee lets him sleep so very well.
RetroVideoFan 1 year ago 6
@RetroVideoFan This is why clients aren't aloud to have thoughts.
quakerninja 9 months ago
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RetroVideoFan 1 year ago 2
Wilkins: Anybody who doesn't drink Wilkins Coffee ought to tarred and feathered, right?
Wontkins: WRONG!
Wilkins: He always was a bad sport.
RetroVideoFan 1 year ago 3
Okay, okay, I'll drink Wilkins Coffee! I don't want to die!!
babymoondancer 1 year ago 4
Wilkins-"You know, people who don't drink Wilkins Coffee just blow up, sometimes."
Wontkins-"Aw, that's a lot of..." *BOOM!!!
Wilkins-"See what I mean?"
NinjaGhostScorpion 1 year ago 5
Get on the bandwagon or get under it.
Drink Wilkins Coffee...bitch.
andyjay729 1 year ago 2
Aaah, the Wilkins Coffee Inquisition of the black and white era, nobody expected it!
Shavarnarak 1 year ago 3
great stuff !!!!!!!!!
1961JOHNNYBOY 1 year ago
great stuff !!!!!!
1961JOHNNYBOY 1 year ago
Wilkins coffee-the instant coffee with mob ties
Tareltonlives 1 year ago 2
@4:23 It like the Mob, either you but from us or things might happen ya.
bruno2260 1 year ago 2
Hilarious!
InZeeValley 1 year ago
A muppet threatening me to drink his coffee!?!?!?! yes...yes indeed
mmmslipknot 1 year ago 2
jim henson died 20 years ago, and i still miss him.
ffejgib 1 year ago 41
@ffejgib me too!!!!!! everyday!!
LUVMEN21 1 year ago
@ffejgib loser
NYKID10014 17 hours ago
I like thet two tea commercials and in between the factory trucks
RPULTZ69 1 year ago
and here people say modern TV is too violent
JPLOWMAN2 1 year ago
In 1958 or 1959 in the DC area I saw the following and have remembered it all these years. Wilkins and Wontkins are strung together and climbing a mountain when Wilkins turns around to Wontkins and says "Did you bring the Wilkins Coffee?
When Wontkins says, "No", quick as a wink, Wilkins cuts the rope and as Wontkins drops off the mountain, Wilkins says, "Don't forget the the Wilkins Coffee when you come back up!".
It's the best commercial I ever saw.
hlnamp1 1 year ago 7
Now THIS is how you advertise a product - you terrify people into buying it. "You either get on the Wilkins bandwagon or you get out of its way." Much more effective than getting some mannequin to scream endlessly about GOLD FOR CASH YOU WILL LOVE GOLD FOR CASH WITH YOUR MOUTH NOW.
TheChimpyManCan 1 year ago 4
OK, buddy, what do ya think of Wilkins coffee?
I never tasted it.
(blows him up, then points the cannon at us)
Now what do you think of Wilkins?
RetroVideoFan 1 year ago 8
ahahahaha i love 3:34! the communist one!
joshhasaheadache 1 year ago 4
2:34 is the funniest
Maarow 1 year ago
This is pretty strange stuff for the fifties!
xistntial 2 years ago
This is terrifying
Kirbychwan 2 years ago
My, such violence in a lot of these. And, what a fetish for explosions Jim had.
BTW, did the muppets (or A muppet) ever do a commercial for margarine? In Negativland's "the Perfect Cut", they played a clip suggesting so. It starts with a gruff "Rowfy" voice singing: "I've got permanently pressed hang-ups over you ..."
superAJ71 2 years ago
hello all!
joshieboiispimp 2 years ago
if you pause it really quick at 1:01 and watch the explosion you can see him go down but do it quick or you wont see it
skeletonking1234 2 years ago
Personally, the guiotine one was the creepiest.
TheThomaslover1990 2 years ago 2
Statler and Waldorf probably woudn't have lasted 5 minutes with those two.
TheThomaslover1990 2 years ago 3
i guess pupets and food go together. Wilkin's Coffee, RC cola, Munchos, la choy, what else?
n3xus100 2 years ago
Clausen's bread which starred Mack and Kermit.
TheThomaslover1990 2 years ago
Mac and Kermit also did some kind off sausage thing. I can't remember the brand though
TheThomaslover1990 2 years ago
Oh God, I love the Party Line coffee part!
Girder2 2 years ago 3
this drink is dangerous. I hope I never meet Mr. Wilkins
megazord0909 2 years ago
Just stay away from Wontkins, and you'll be fine.
TheThomaslover1990 2 years ago
Stumbled ... awesome!
Hituke24 2 years ago
aots the frog lost it you sould have seen what he did to the pig .
danielteague21 2 years ago
That puppets a psycho
eyeopenerfilms 2 years ago
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TheThomaslover1990 2 years ago
Wilkins (the one with arms) or Wontkins (The deep-voiced triangle)
TheThomaslover1990 2 years ago 2
Wilkins....he friggen shot the other guy...over coffee
eyeopenerfilms 2 years ago 3
this was just on attack of the show lol
MarcusFen2008 2 years ago
ty for splicing them all together!
dragonhazard 2 years ago 16
this was on attack of the show 45 min ago
Jfootball25 2 years ago
AOTS
WindxOfxHorus8 2 years ago