oh man I love this show! It aired back in 2003 and 9 years later I still find it funny and hilarious. It's a shame that they got divorced and things didn't work out, but man their reality show was awesome! It was the very few reality tv shows I actually liked watching!
someone who didnt finish high school but eventually got her ged and tons of money marrying someone who went to college , whilst both have similar careers theyre just so different still. well. i cant complain, makes for great tv.
@xxcharmed1xx He's not a frivolous person. Regardless of who makes the money and how much they make, in a marriage, it's THEIR money. That rule should apply in any marriage despite who you are. While I am a Jessica fan, I must admit that she was a bit careless when it came to finances. She spent it as fast as she made it and I think Nick was always trying to teach her that you have to be more careful when it comes to what you spend.
Even though Nick Lachey is happily married and Jessica Simpson is engaged and pregnant, I still refuse to come to terms with the fact that they won't get back together hahaha.
Is she really that dumb?? I mean, wth. How do I unravel a hose, how do I get a kink out. In her kitchen, she acts like she has never been there. Where's the frying pan? She looks at her mixer, like she has no clue how to turn it on. Wow, just wow. The rich really have no clue. Never knew they were that much out of touch of reality..lol
i hated it when ppl used to say she was just so selfish and spoiled and nick wasnt. of course she was i dont know anyone who is a mature, selfless adult in their early 20s.
notice at 24 seconds you see Nick's bowl already on the table... at 1 Minute you see Nick taking out a bowl and pouring his cereal at the same location.. hmmm
I'm not sure I like the way he's treating her. She is 8 years younger than him, he needs to understand that she just needs to learn how to be married.
i dont get why everyone is bashing jessica, I mean its not like their still together and its obvious that she was trying and you only see the moments that they taped. You never know she could have cooked before and they just didnt tape it. leave her alone jesus.
This is so boring! lol how can anybody stand watching this! & it's jessica simpson country!? shit, country people can cook their ass off , it's like in their blood! no wonder nick cheated smh
Jessica books herself in for pilates then a pedicure and manicure and gets home at 9pm with ingredients to make dinner but says before hand to Nick "do you think im more independent than before i got married'??? the answer is NO!!! poor Nick has to wait for hours to get fed!!!!
Holy smokes with some of you people saying they should get back together. Geez. It's OVER. He's married to someone else. She's engaged. They're two different people now.
lol ok idiot kill urself bt before u do look up the word ho cuz it doesnt mean a promiscuous woman maybe then u wudnt look so dumb n hypocritical dumbass
@jelena2112 bcuz thats hw u spell ho? the word is whore there is no word such as ho in the dictionary so b4 u talk about hw ppl spell on YOUTUBE which isnt a spelling bee website get ur grammar correct too sweety
@jelena2112 smh do u even know wtf ur talking about? lol nevermind dont answer that. u dont even know if half that shit is even true smh btw you only need one exclamation point
With all that money she should of gone to cooking class or hire an in house chef to teach her how to cook. If she really wanted to try and be an actual wife she should actually TRY!!! I dont blame her for not knowing how to cook because I cant either (lol) but she should try once in awhile and not make an excuse every time.
"It's stressful, cooking!" It's stressful for you doing anything resembling work, sweety. Cooking is stupid, doesn't make you a woman. Just pick up your damn towels so you are something a civilized person can live with!!!!
He is right they are always eating out, I mean she can't cook her man a hot meal, but she waste food just because she's is wealthy, she is one lazy woman hell she's not a woman she is a little girl trapped in a woman body!!!
newlyweds my arse. all the bickering is sooo unromantic...! why do people say they were made for each other.....? I feel LOVE should be treated with more respect than they both do, but that's their thing... :-/
Notice how JESSiCA is wearing the William & sanoma apron and shes cooking with those pots and pans ok well those are the same pots that were used in the Vanessa and nicks wedding!
She was also wearing the same apron Jessica wore here on the episode,
Notice how Vanessa copies Jessica and calls nick beybe the same way Jess called him go and watch the Vanessa and nicks wedding now then come back and tell me what u think.
@AHintOfReality what an awesome stereotype there. You do realize you're watching two of a billion white people right? That's okay, not everyone has FUNCTIONING brain cells
their house is so beautiful! some kid from malcom in the middle bought it in november or september of last year, but I heard he is putting it up for sale again. oh if only I was a millionaire. I would buy it in a heartbeat!
@Allinmoderation88 I knw this 2mths old, but it would be nice if jessica and eric do a newlyweds 2.0. I liked jessica and she treated nick very fairly, but I think he was too old for her.
jess obviously has never done ne of this stuff b4, n he has, but instead of bn helpful he just walks away, he expects her to do all the cookn n clean n, what he cant help?
There was so many things that contributed to their divorce..I know Nick and Joe had a strained relationship,and the show didn't help either..reality shows tend to do that to marriages!
you know what everybody needs to learn from this video, how to make a proper curve on a cap, yes you little fockers, the bill should be curved, Nick is wearing his cap correctly, a little too low, but fitted perfectly and curved right...also no effing sticker stuck on it.
why didn't she just hire a chef to come to the house and teach her to cook? after a few months, she would be fine. it's just that she never had to do it before.
After watching all of the newlyweds episode convinced me to buy season 1 Newlyweds. It funny how time flies by so quickly. Jessica and Ashlee looks so different and have matured so much.
wish they could have worked out,,,,anyway i have made my share of kitchenn "boo boos",, i can identify with Jess,,:),but tip Jess,,turn that fire down a little on that chicken,,lol!!!!!
Sometimes Nick can be real sweet and sometimes he is a real jerk. jess was still learning back then and he should have known the way she was before they got married, so i don't know why sometimes things bothered him so much. he is like 7 years older.
@MinuteXify oh do you think? I think she's lucky because she is prettier when she's natural with no make up on. The opposite of me... I know I'm attractive when I'm made up, but hair back and no make up and I am actually ugly :(
i can't believe the veiws on this video? i kno bored videos normaly have alot but this much? really? ha anyway there is a new video up go check it out....theres no music but give it a chance..u might like it thanks guys(:
She did not use enough grease to fry her chicken. How come you never see the bread that she spends forever mixing cause its not on their plates!!! LOL
It all appears very superficial. Genuine love is missing. Not surprised it didn't last, sorry.. It's all for the camera, especially her x
PP11GO 2 days ago
There is no excuse for any human being to be this stupid and absent minded. Her parents should be ashamed they raised someone so dumb.
misshattie81 3 days ago
wow she is dumb
MTJohnson88 1 week ago
surely she is faking this amount of cluelessness...
missholycats 1 week ago
stupid girls like her give blondes a bad rep..
mizzbarbiee 2 weeks ago
they both really unhappy
527026 2 weeks ago
Nick is sweet
banana327 3 weeks ago
You can really tell how unhappy they both are
THEcrayonMELTED12 3 weeks ago
Hosing the pavement...is a CRIME!!!! No need and what a waste
MsAlly666 4 weeks ago
I'm convinced she is partially retarded.
nyc87799 1 month ago
what the heck is she eating at 4:08?
trishdadish82 1 month ago
@trishdadish82 it's a big mushroom lol
thecottingleyfairy 3 weeks ago
@trishdadish82 Might be dried figs.
commonloon0 1 week ago
oh man I love this show! It aired back in 2003 and 9 years later I still find it funny and hilarious. It's a shame that they got divorced and things didn't work out, but man their reality show was awesome! It was the very few reality tv shows I actually liked watching!
stargazerly20 1 month ago 8
someone who didnt finish high school but eventually got her ged and tons of money marrying someone who went to college , whilst both have similar careers theyre just so different still. well. i cant complain, makes for great tv.
chentingting 1 month ago
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Does anyone know were I can find the episode were Jessica bought $750 worth of underwear?
tony666ism 1 month ago
haha she is a disaster in the kitchen. I can't believe she is such a bad cook.
trishdadish82 1 month ago
how can nick bitch about jessica wasting money when its mostly her that makes the money.
xxcharmed1xx 1 month ago
@xxcharmed1xx He's not a frivolous person. Regardless of who makes the money and how much they make, in a marriage, it's THEIR money. That rule should apply in any marriage despite who you are. While I am a Jessica fan, I must admit that she was a bit careless when it came to finances. She spent it as fast as she made it and I think Nick was always trying to teach her that you have to be more careful when it comes to what you spend.
madeinheavenx 1 month ago
Jessica is an air head.
Nikirdh24 1 month ago
Even though Nick Lachey is happily married and Jessica Simpson is engaged and pregnant, I still refuse to come to terms with the fact that they won't get back together hahaha.
lalaLOVExTODAY 1 month ago 3
Is she really that dumb?? I mean, wth. How do I unravel a hose, how do I get a kink out. In her kitchen, she acts like she has never been there. Where's the frying pan? She looks at her mixer, like she has no clue how to turn it on. Wow, just wow. The rich really have no clue. Never knew they were that much out of touch of reality..lol
lamb8390 1 month ago
i hated it when ppl used to say she was just so selfish and spoiled and nick wasnt. of course she was i dont know anyone who is a mature, selfless adult in their early 20s.
kekemarshmallow 2 months ago 2
I really don't think she is a bad wife I just think she was not ready for a relationship like the one she had with nick.
kamilleseven 2 months ago
Can't believe I used to watch this...
Selestino84 2 months ago
notice at 24 seconds you see Nick's bowl already on the table... at 1 Minute you see Nick taking out a bowl and pouring his cereal at the same location.. hmmm
nelly043098 3 months ago 2
nick cheap as shyt dawgggg!!! i work 9 to 5's get paid okay money but i aint that cheap
Smokeherbs718215 3 months ago
she was the worst wife ever lmao.... she did jack shit the whole time they were together. Sad that she like dumbed herself down for the show....
forgetregret100 3 months ago
lmao the faces she makes
zombiesbride 3 months ago
I'm not sure I like the way he's treating her. She is 8 years younger than him, he needs to understand that she just needs to learn how to be married.
mybeautifulbailey 3 months ago
CAN SOMEONE ACTUALLY BE THAT STUPID?????
jennymillermusic 3 months ago
i dont get why everyone is bashing jessica, I mean its not like their still together and its obvious that she was trying and you only see the moments that they taped. You never know she could have cooked before and they just didnt tape it. leave her alone jesus.
katieandalana343 3 months ago
isn't*
GlorianaHayes94 4 months ago
This is so boring! lol how can anybody stand watching this! & it's jessica simpson country!? shit, country people can cook their ass off , it's like in their blood! no wonder nick cheated smh
GlorianaHayes94 4 months ago
its good to be rich uh???
Back2Xtina 4 months ago
Jessica books herself in for pilates then a pedicure and manicure and gets home at 9pm with ingredients to make dinner but says before hand to Nick "do you think im more independent than before i got married'??? the answer is NO!!! poor Nick has to wait for hours to get fed!!!!
Supablonde1 4 months ago
Holy smokes with some of you people saying they should get back together. Geez. It's OVER. He's married to someone else. She's engaged. They're two different people now.
tracyblogger 4 months ago
lol ok idiot kill urself bt before u do look up the word ho cuz it doesnt mean a promiscuous woman maybe then u wudnt look so dumb n hypocritical dumbass
nycolbebraddy 4 months ago
@jelena2112 bcuz thats hw u spell ho? the word is whore there is no word such as ho in the dictionary so b4 u talk about hw ppl spell on YOUTUBE which isnt a spelling bee website get ur grammar correct too sweety
nycolbebraddy 4 months ago
@jelena2112 lol thats funny wat ur saying n u 4gt to list johnny knoxville too
nycolbebraddy 4 months ago
They are the two cutest couple i have ever seen.
Mandinko23 5 months ago
@jelena2112 smh do u even know wtf ur talking about? lol nevermind dont answer that. u dont even know if half that shit is even true smh btw you only need one exclamation point
kekemarshmallow 5 months ago
With all that money she should of gone to cooking class or hire an in house chef to teach her how to cook. If she really wanted to try and be an actual wife she should actually TRY!!! I dont blame her for not knowing how to cook because I cant either (lol) but she should try once in awhile and not make an excuse every time.
melissag0952 5 months ago
@jelena2112 i wouldnt call anyone who saved themselves till marriage a slut...i would actually applaud them for that but thats just me i guess
kekemarshmallow 5 months ago
Nick is a condescending fool, treating a successful woman like she's back in the 1950's.
vampyrejam 5 months ago
"It's stressful, cooking!" It's stressful for you doing anything resembling work, sweety. Cooking is stupid, doesn't make you a woman. Just pick up your damn towels so you are something a civilized person can live with!!!!
becks3400 6 months ago
Jesus, she acts like she is feeding Africa making dinner one night. How to fit it in between manicures! Oh my!
becks3400 6 months ago
jessica simpson is the only person i know that can pull off overalls as an adult, and do it so well.
wildchild10028 6 months ago 26
@wildchild10028 really? i actually know a lot chicks that do it quite well. actually better than jessica!
ILoveFriedFetus 1 month ago
this use to be my show to bad they not together nomore
htowngurl17 6 months ago
He is right they are always eating out, I mean she can't cook her man a hot meal, but she waste food just because she's is wealthy, she is one lazy woman hell she's not a woman she is a little girl trapped in a woman body!!!
mamacita441 6 months ago
newlyweds my arse. all the bickering is sooo unromantic...! why do people say they were made for each other.....? I feel LOVE should be treated with more respect than they both do, but that's their thing... :-/
Hauntedscotland 6 months ago
Notice how JESSiCA is wearing the William & sanoma apron and shes cooking with those pots and pans ok well those are the same pots that were used in the Vanessa and nicks wedding!
She was also wearing the same apron Jessica wore here on the episode,
Notice how Vanessa copies Jessica and calls nick beybe the same way Jess called him go and watch the Vanessa and nicks wedding now then come back and tell me what u think.
0228010714 6 months ago 2
@AHintOfReality what an awesome stereotype there. You do realize you're watching two of a billion white people right? That's okay, not everyone has FUNCTIONING brain cells
kglugo 6 months ago
thats the same apron vanessa was wearing in their "nick and vanessa dream wedding" what a coincidennce.
superrhottiemichelle 6 months ago
@superrhottiemichelle CAUSE SHE TRYING TO BE JESSICA
mariabbb1964 6 months ago
their house is so beautiful! some kid from malcom in the middle bought it in november or september of last year, but I heard he is putting it up for sale again. oh if only I was a millionaire. I would buy it in a heartbeat!
trishdadish82 7 months ago
Ahhhhh I wish they'd get back together and do a newlyweds 2!!
JT4mee 7 months ago
What the hell did Jessica eat at 4:14 ? lmao
honeybomb101 8 months ago
@honeybomb101 I'm thinking the same.. is it sort of dried mushroom? lol
Lyluvbq 8 months ago
I don't understand why they didn't have a cook and a maid having so much money!!
intheshadows4mytime 8 months ago
its called a broom lol... hes using a hose to clean his drive way in a state constantly in a drought.
YourLoveLetter 8 months ago
@Allinmoderation88 I knw this 2mths old, but it would be nice if jessica and eric do a newlyweds 2.0. I liked jessica and she treated nick very fairly, but I think he was too old for her.
TheLilyrose21 8 months ago
she is like out of this universe i mean she is spolit
katarzyna1113 9 months ago
What cookbook did she pullout?
CuriousCosmo09 10 months ago
chef jessica lol
vchula20 10 months ago 2
i think she cares more about her mani pedi more than making dinner =__=
oniyon81 11 months ago
@oniyon81 True.
strawberriesncandii 10 months ago
SMH. Unkink the hose. How do I do that? Lawd have mercy.
strawberriesncandii 11 months ago
damn nick is so cheap
strawberriesncandii 11 months ago 3
"unkink the hose.
How do I do that? "
wth????
falc0n3 11 months ago
@rain66 i think it's a dried mushroom ....
crystal1079 11 months ago
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crystal1079 11 months ago
That interviewer is such a dick for spoiling the surprise about San Diego, jeeze!
MyMovieLove 11 months ago
wow nick can b such a jerk!
jess obviously has never done ne of this stuff b4, n he has, but instead of bn helpful he just walks away, he expects her to do all the cookn n clean n, what he cant help?
rjrbrda 11 months ago
@rain66 i think its a dried up mushroom lol
MultiKatrina123 11 months ago
Nick Lachey reminds of Nick Jonas in some ways he does like sports and etc.
Jonas8841 1 year ago
That reporter was a dick, ruining the surprise like that.
Vatfryer 1 year ago
Around 4:12, what did she just eat?
rain66 1 year ago
I think she loves him a little more than he loves her! or loved :( they need to get back together!!!! asap
Bc13gagarockz21 1 year ago 14
Nick is gorgeous :)
jcrewchick 1 year ago
They were hilarious
lovemy4boys1 1 year ago
Not knowing hot to uncink a hose is really, really pathetic.
jadoredashboard 1 year ago 3
God damn is she annoying. Just watching this makes me anxious. I can only imagine how Nick felt being married to her....
jadoredashboard 1 year ago 3
Lmao ''How do I do that?'' xD gotta love her
fuckmehardx123 1 year ago
Damn the reported spilled the beans!
papillonhu 1 year ago
There was so many things that contributed to their divorce..I know Nick and Joe had a strained relationship,and the show didn't help either..reality shows tend to do that to marriages!
papillonhu 1 year ago
Really?? That is the strangest looking mushroom I have ever seen..
abbierivers1 1 year ago
What Is She Eating At 4.12.... ?? Its Bugging Me!
89kimpossible 1 year ago
@89kimpossible i think its a fig
cheertiger92 1 year ago
LMFAO at 8:23!!
hotchinkybeaner 1 year ago
wow they are able to go to movies back then.. i don't think either of them can do that now...
abbierivers1 1 year ago
what is the flower looking thing she is eating at 4:10???
abbierivers1 1 year ago
@abbierivers1 Its a mushroom :)
princessjodii 1 year ago
haha i love teh editing of thsi show liek the bg music and catching their faces at the exact moments makes it so funny xD
Monkeycraze 1 year ago
He doesn't look happy,
cpadill5 1 year ago
omg Jessica seems like a burden to b married 2 lol,but they did look beautiful 2gether
qbanchick17 1 year ago
did nick a jess live in long beach or la??? that nail place is reeeeally familiar
mundanelifeof 1 year ago
@mundanelifeof they lived in Calabasses(idk if spelled tht right) California.
xx1jessicafanxx 1 year ago
@xx1jessicafanxx, Calabasas is also where the Kardashian family lives.
MrPman851 11 months ago
@mundanelifeof
LA suburb, Calabassas (sp?)
msgeorgiabama 7 months ago
She was so hot back then, and a good girl. What the hell happened ?
1809grantave 1 year ago
you know what everybody needs to learn from this video, how to make a proper curve on a cap, yes you little fockers, the bill should be curved, Nick is wearing his cap correctly, a little too low, but fitted perfectly and curved right...also no effing sticker stuck on it.
Mikenopolis 1 year ago
jessicas cooking is so funny ^^
LunaStrawberry 1 year ago
poor dude is a millionaire an eating cereal for lunch lol
karan6 1 year ago 6
why didn't she just hire a chef to come to the house and teach her to cook? after a few months, she would be fine. it's just that she never had to do it before.
kinalickyourass 1 year ago
i WiSH THEY W0ULD GET BAK T0GETHER...THEY WERE THE PERFECT COUPLE...SCREW STUPiD VANESSA MiNiLL0!!!!!
ja3r0drigu3z21 1 year ago 4
nick is hot
GAGAycultura 1 year ago
Jessica..turn the stove down and maybe it won't pop back on you..lol
thelaststop1983 1 year ago
once a wife asks husband where the frying pan is, u know how bad it is...
barbyzupancic 1 year ago
poor guy, no wonder that marriage didnt last long...
barbyzupancic 1 year ago
After watching all of the newlyweds episode convinced me to buy season 1 Newlyweds. It funny how time flies by so quickly. Jessica and Ashlee looks so different and have matured so much.
nicolelaw16 1 year ago
god, i do feel sorry for jessica.
she seemed so sorry that she took to long and had missed dinner. =(
MinuteXify 1 year ago 4
wish they could have worked out,,,,anyway i have made my share of kitchenn "boo boos",, i can identify with Jess,,:),but tip Jess,,turn that fire down a little on that chicken,,lol!!!!!
mlg1022 1 year ago
Why does he keep giving her this cold vibe????
SuperLisaRaye 1 year ago 2
@SuperLisaRaye Because she let's him down all the time? ;)
HeidiHoencamp 1 year ago
omg Jessica, ur not alone in the cooking department lol
b/c its hard to cook meat esp if cant tell if the meat is done
PrettyPreciousz 1 year ago 2
jessicas a natural beauty
1991STARSKY 1 year ago 5
Lmao....she is soooo DUMB!
bogi1992 1 year ago
Sometimes Nick can be real sweet and sometimes he is a real jerk. jess was still learning back then and he should have known the way she was before they got married, so i don't know why sometimes things bothered him so much. he is like 7 years older.
lilmissdivaeva428 1 year ago 3
she looks really different with her hair up like that. lol not as pretty.
MinuteXify 1 year ago
@MinuteXify oh do you think? I think she's lucky because she is prettier when she's natural with no make up on. The opposite of me... I know I'm attractive when I'm made up, but hair back and no make up and I am actually ugly :(
saggyeyebag 1 year ago
heyy everyone!
i can't believe the veiws on this video? i kno bored videos normaly have alot but this much? really? ha anyway there is a new video up go check it out....theres no music but give it a chance..u might like it thanks guys(:
-Lorna<33
xx1jessicafanxx 1 year ago
Awww poor Jess "i didnt plan good" i felt her pain. LOl. i suck with time.
xsultrysongstress79x 1 year ago 2
I wonder why Jessica didn't stop at the grocery store and came back before her yoga? I'm not familiar with the roads in Calabasas
pamperedgurl 1 year ago
They drink a lotta beer when they eat. Haha!!
uberlybry 1 year ago
oh my god that interviewer is an idiot
JordanGilman 2 years ago 8
Yeah, he should NEVER have mentioned Nick's surprise trip for Jessica in the first place.
pman1018 2 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
at 6:02- 6:16 he wanted her to be "more of a woman" before her proposed to her? He is really sexist and she plays into it.
told85 2 years ago
@told85 no he isn't
APRIL62318 1 year ago
@ 8:18 it sucks how the interviewer guy kinda ruined it =(
aaliyahbr3 2 years ago 11
yeh she really is cute lol
amyvette 2 years ago 2
6:42: Jessica's funniest "OW!"
pman1018 2 years ago
I just love them together! They are so cute.
lill2441 2 years ago 2
Jessica is noticeably thinner than she is now. What a difference!
rlsid21 2 years ago
Jessica is so cute
haitiloveme2 2 years ago 5
he is so supportive, love how he says " its ok" 3:37
lissettekonigin 2 years ago 43
I feel the same way. But I think men also should make dinner for their wifes, not only the women.
But you are right about it, you can see how much he loves her.
hejminrumse 2 years ago 49
@hejminrumse I agree totally, but hes right about her wasting money going out every meal. Also who cares if you have cereal for lunch??
MrsHolliValo 1 year ago
@lissettekonigin
He was.
They not together anymore.
Their relationship is past tense
Sunfadedlovejaded 10 months ago
what does she eat 4:14?
elliekate39 2 years ago 4
@elliekate39
i think it's a mushroom
syamiaz 2 years ago
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she reminds me of britney spears
charmgurl101 2 years ago
She did not use enough grease to fry her chicken. How come you never see the bread that she spends forever mixing cause its not on their plates!!! LOL
KrazyKarry09 2 years ago 3
thanks for all these videos! :D
bradyxo12 2 years ago 4
LOL " i didnt plan good, my manicure and pedicure ran to long" haha i love jess shes adorable! xoxo
caitxoxify 2 years ago 5
Like Nick said before, she's a spoiled brat. Clearly she didn't know how to be a wife, lol.
modelchic99 2 years ago 3
lorna you are really the best
eleonoraelaela 2 years ago 4
pleasee upload more videoo !! love yaaa
bellydancer125 2 years ago 2