The Six - Girls You Date in College

[flickerlim99]

I love the dumb hot one i will fuck her till she shut her cock sucking mouth

[arielethemermaid]

lauren!!



[faunzey1616]

who in the right mind would fuck their hoodie

[Americancricket11]

If my hoodie had a vagina I'd fuck it all the time

[tej821]

the last girl at work, I'm pretty sure, is the reddit t-shirt girl.

[WorldsJungleGym]

I love mario kart 64

[ninjamonkey508]

DAMN!!!

[VerriladaineSarrasri]

cool, i didnt know that lauren was on college humor

[FoureyeDingo]

@x1mastershake1x who plays mario kart anymore? it's all about that beerio kart :)

[TheStanixx007]

The one who goes to church and the perfect one are the hottest...

[podsterkid]

Is he that guy from Scrubs?

[MrDjRinzo]

that was too real to be funny...

[fuckyourcouch226]

They forgot the intellectual one.

[MrCurtxx]

@fuckyourcouch226 haha intellectual girl...good joke

[Immortal4Aday]

WTF i have never seen the church one but where is the one who you think is the one, her parents like you you have really great connection but she wants a family a house in the suburbs and a dog and is convinced every girl you look at your having sex with where is the clingy one

[flipsam02]

@Immortal4Aday ah yes, the clingy one...

[Immortal4Aday]

@flipsam02 right wheres that one

[1234582386]

pause at 1:00

[xXgrungie]

Attractiveness rating least to most:

6. Dumb hot one

5. The friend

4. The one who likes to party

3. The church one

2. The athletic one

1. The perfect one

[robberald]

Try this one - HORRIBLE DATE what would you do?

[DoombladeDispenser]

church ones the hottest

[xLinkinParkFTW]

dude why does everyone think that the dumb one is ugliest the friend on is defintiely the ugliest she like a man with pigtales

[Whiscash97]

6 main girls in this video, ranked in attractiveness from least to most:

6. The Dumb Hot One

5. The One Who Likes To Party

4. The Athletic One

3. The Perfect One

2. The Friend

1. The One Who Goes To Church

Happy dinosaur riding.

[lawltaxcuts]

Ive just dated the perfect one... and that one hurts bad when it falls through.

[lostsolz23]

the guy looks like danny o'donoghue from the script



[jordanbengualid]

i wanna work for you guys. my dream is to work for college humor.

[tenniscutie366]

from a girl's perspective, this is still hilarious

[superstandardman]

i think we can all agree: it really depends on the Mario Kart

[TheHockeyFan1988]

Wow this video is right on. Holy crap!

[x1mastershake1x]

two things:

1. NO GIRL CAN BEAT ME IN MARIO KART

2. id make fuck my hoody all day...the problem is finding one that fucks back

[x1mastershake1x]

this video bums me out

[eddy1choon]

how the fuck did he mess this up

[chockinbawlin]

She watched a Wes Anderson trailer once and thinks you're quirky. Hahaha

[sealclubbers4jesus]

Some guy in my public speaking class totally ripped this video off today pretending he made it up.

[DJSquidCT]

1:55 is Lauren from The Key of Awesome

[B0eing1992]

These are the six girls you FUCK in college

[MsMonsterluver101]

AND AMBER

[MsMonsterluver101]

did anyone see LAUREN

[OriginalDeathpill]

That perfect one... and I completely fucked up :\

[just4c0mmen75]

@OriginalDeathpill word

[UnexplainedInsanity]

if my hoodie had boobs and a pussy id fuck my hoodie

[UnexplainedInsanity]

i would fuck my hoodie

[TheDrewmanX]

I'd fuck my hoodie.

[cderusseau]

@TheDrewmanX you arent in your right mind.

[ruobhad]

@TheDrewmanX  i have fucked my hoodie..

[jimir2]

All these actors are in their late twenties.

[TheGJN921]

But who in their right mind would want to fuck their hoody. hahaha LMFAO

[SMMsideproject]

Well, I'm on number 5 right now...

[xEnvyLoverx]

Well, it's so much easier for a guy to get girls in college anyway :b in college, there's a bazillion girls and only a few guys!

[mikebeezy13]

the perfect one, well, she's kinda perfect

[Gustavo0929]

The perfect one reminds me of Robin from HIMYM

[JacqueCRISCOsd]

The perfect one hit's home HARD, mostly because I used to get hard and hit it.

[nitronick389]

"Liberal Arts Degree"

"Get a job"

Pick one, bro

[eeworden]

@nitronick389

If I could like this more, I would

[Wyattrg]

Missing one... the shy(or artsy one)

[happysnap101]

hes hot

[MistressHavok]

OH MY GOD IT'S LAUREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PersonalJesus348]

thumbs up if you had a situation like the Perfect One

[joemamaUSA]

Lol that's great. Just reminds me of how totally behind schedule I am. Still, being an engineering major doesn't exactly leave time for ladies.

[TheMomoxmox]

I don't know about you, but my hoody is darn sexy...

[DreDiesel42]

the athletic girl is perfect. just dont be a damn slouch and it'll work out. Literally

[MusicHasASoul]

HA! jokes on you, I could never get a date! Oh wait..... :(

[thebrettles]

Lol the "hot dumb one" is like the least hottest one..

[cutiepuff31692]

@thebrettles I think its her nose

[thebrettles]

@cutiepuff31692 yea thats what i thought

[falubii]

@thebrettles ur da least grammarest

[zXpikAchuXz]

@falubii lol 

[BossWolfen]

@zXpikAchuXz Lulz

[P3NC1LUM]

@thebrettles Pretty sure 'The Friend' is hideous 

[MozBeet1]

Why is the athletic one wearing shorts during sex?

[swimhornet]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, but WTF

[meobroin]

but who, in their right mind, wants to fuck a hoodie?

[LexiAnnTweedy]

Lauren (The Dumb Hot One) is soo fucking beautiful!! XOXOXO

[themysteryman44]

the weird thing is, its actually true

[heix0]

Working in an office?  NEVOOOOR!!

[AdamG374]

@1:18 looks like brandon flowers in the hot fuss days

[perrnic]

BDSM ? :) i will go to church more frequently now :D

[kittttygirl5]

it's like dating your hoodie.....

but who in their right mind would f*ck their hoodie?

[TeeJay26]

Who would want to fuck their hoodie? Priceless.

[sophiaathina]

"It's like dating your hoodie". I lost it. So funny.

[patsfan41191]

dating a party girl always seems fun but then after seeing her blackout drunk 4 months in a row it gets a little old

[richiegrant]

hes got some serious underbite

[redshark618]

Wow, this video is so depressing. Luckily I have Cyanide and Happiness to return to...

[Andygamekilla]

Church girl is bang

[holymetalhypocrite]

party girl was the hottest, why is everyone saying church girl

[volvicwater22]

key of awesome chick in bar ^^

[narkeuchiha]

I wanna see the bloopers for these lol.

[giriisindahouse]

I'm a Christian now.

[Nadoodey]

Roflz

[Bluesweatshurtguy1]

No, life is more than just a job! you have to sacrifice and explore the world! ... but yeah goes to church girl is super hot and I want my lauren(AKA the stupid one) are both smokin!

[Godooable]

true story...

[Darthkeyblader13]

lauren hahahaha

[detla11r14]

i liked the friend. best one.

[Wangpi3ce]

I would go with the church girl. Not my place to judge :D

[Beouy7]

When this video says date, it really means fuck.

[zimtower]

Mane 6

[madbar4lifexo]

@zimtower YES

[rrpjdisc]

@zimtower ohyou.jpg lmao ...it concerns me a little that I got the reference so quickly though haha

[stuntman01427]

I dated a girl in high school who was all of these in one.

[JimmehBoy321]

@stuntman01427 the girl you dated in high school was into S&M?.....

[ajake999]

hey, check out - "HORRIBLE DATE - what would you do?" It's funny

[Hannah051190]

haha. im the hoody.

[SBrown5897]

i fucked my hoody

[Serenity2Cross]

pause at 0.52.

Hilarious

[vbwx]

I love how he stares at her cleavage... I would, too :P

[Alsemenor]

Oh.

At 1.53, is that girl Lauren from Barleypolitical? I thought i recognized her :D

[lilBallotelli]

THE ONE WHO GOES TO CHURCH!!!....OMFG TRUE STORY

[lumberj23]

My first gf was and is perfect.

Damn, I hate my boring life.

I will never experience the feeling of having slept with many different girls and how it feels that you believe less and less that with the next girl the relationship will hold longer.

[codemetal13]

Lol this is more like the six girls you fuck in college

[Lewa500]

Meh, beats having no girlfriend.

[2013doom]

i have a shitty life in school but i never knew that college can be so fun

[flower5890]

Relaxed, comfortable, always by your side. It's like dating your hoody. But who in their right mind would want to f**k their hoody.

[emr002]

i cant find the 4 women you'll marry

[ridinhonda4life]

its a cycle lol

[superemoboyz]

hey guys i know you don't want to read this but I also make comedy sketches and stuff and am still just starting out and would love it if you would watch on of my vids to just see what i like to do

[simplestarlight]

LOL I am the one who goes to church! That's so spot-on.

[MnToaster]

was that last one robin from how i met your mother? samn she was hot

[nightreaper999]

the 10 isnt that hot

[nature734]

i have had like 30 already

[ironmantis25]

I would do the crazy one in a heartbeat

[njpchevorlet]

who is the athletic black girl in the beginning shes fine as shit

[jedzkie]

i just realized that the INTRO MUSIC has a part of Outkast's Ms Jackson :-/

[caleb94160]

Was that stacey dash at the end?

[Gustavo0929]

omg the who goes to church is FUCKING SEXY

[Bluesweatshurtguy1]

@Gustavo0929 if a 70th person likes this that person is a bitch or a prick!

[cartman64439]

the dumb hot one is ugly..

[cartman64439]

I won't date any of these girls. forever alone .

[CaptainHalodude]

Church girl is best girl

[jonnymagal]

Dude the The Narrator is reaching Morgan Freeman level!

[Mattm0o]

SO. True,

[thuderbolt12345]

but who in their right mind would want to F**K there hoodie?

[xCrimsonxTidex]

I dated one that had all the 6 types, and i lost her to some douchebag... thanks collegehumor for the memories...

[iliketheZ00]

@xCrimsonxTidex :( aw im sorry.

[kaipakta]

I lost the perfect one... honestly though, fucking your hoodie is fantastic!

[flupoop]

i study mechanical engineering. there are no girls!!!

[mrtbdave1]

its like dating your hoodie

but who in they're right mind would want to f*** they're hoddie

funniest thing iv seen in a while

[jollybison]

i love this series

[Wahoofuck]

the friend kind of looks like a dude

[downstairsguys]

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[qnskysia]

omg that's in greenpoint lmfaoo

[nickschell84]

1:40 in, i'd sooooo say yes! lol

[TheLCWorks]

Leslie Ann Galloway was my perfect one, and who am I not with anymore, my perfect one.

[msbrowneyes11000]

LMFAO

[kenzerrock]

James Dean with Wolverine claws

bahahaha

[RandomMetalGuy666]

you know what sucks...but not really? ive found the perfect one before ive even had 6 girlfriend (in total, yes im a sad, sad boy) but the good thing is that im staying with her forever as gay as it sounds :P

[slaQ83]

@RandomMetalGuy666 Fuck off dude, any guy is lucky to have had 6 real gf's in his life. Besides, who gives a flying shit how many girls you've dated, boned or married. There is no standard. Do what feels right. And you sound gay, only if you tell me you're in love with a man.

[kilosnew]

You know what sucks? Getting "The Perfect One" as your FIRST college girlfriend. That part was so true...oh well...at least I got her out of the way early right?

[Hakudo2VisualKei]

man, i can't help but compare this video to 500 Days of Summer.

they feel so alike! :D

[Geeoorggee]

Church Girl ... :O

[dogon1233]

the church girl's the hottest

[bobthemanlybob]

you forgot the motorboat! the girl with the awkwardly breasts that are 5 times as large as a ten

[mereditha12]

1:52...chest pubes down to his ball fro.

[halofan128]

i fuck my hoodie

[CruztyLipz]

2:43 so true.

[tylzz94]

crap i'm the friend....... :(

[RYAN12373]

But how in their right mind would want to f*ck their hoodie lmfao!!

[MagusShadowX]

5 out of 6 but that was years ago and I STILL can't find number 7 :'(

[derek2g]

I just started college last fall and i already met, had sex with, and broke up with #3 for the exact same reason

[TheHaxMax]

they are wrong the dumb hot one is the perfect one !!!!!

[xgoodix]

Ths friend is AWESOME :)

[bjpw1234]

I'd fuck my "hoodie"...

[r2d2rockz]

I do, drive like her floppy vagina...

[victoria661000]

those videos are funny as

[1993lostlover]

the one who goes to church reminds me of my gf lol

[112Voetbal112]

I´ve had 1, 2, 4 and 6.

[Minecraft2TM]

Its strange how the one who's your friend is the ugliest!