The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Funny Conversation

[ShupaNaraic]

0:18 *Awkward silence*

[jasonandersonx]

i love it when they're ridiculously rude like.

hi! how are you?

STOP TALKING!

goodbye.

farewell.

[TheJov12345]

i had this 1 yeserday breton: good day guard: good day sir breton: do you know the black horse courier guard: *couch* breton: im not talking to you! guard: do you know the black horse courrier breton: bye guard: bye and they said both to me : oh its you hi....

[Roelmaestro]

-All of Dibella's priests and priestesses... murdered...

-By the Gods!

[arghydoodles]

I SAW A MUDCRAB THE OTHER DAY

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@arghydoodles vile creatures. i hope to never see another. so whats the news from the other parts of tamriel?

[arghydoodles]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 STOP TALKING ALREADY

I hear that Kvatch has been overrun by the Daedra!

Goodbye.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@arghydoodles it seems its a dark time for us all. [SNORT] farawell.

[TheKris555]

@TheMartialartsJedi Trust me, it gets better when one of the GUARDS says that first line...

[ShupaNaraic]

What about this one

Wife: Hello Dunmer

Husband: Hello Breton

Wife: I'm not talking to you!

Husband: Kvatch has been burned to the ground!

Wife: Goodbye

Husband: Bye

[8bitbubsy]

It's you, hi...

[GottaLoveXbox101]

ive got one from last night i heard

: Bartender - Good news from anvil. It was horrible! The chapel was attacked.

Guard- Thats good.

bartender- Have you heard that an oblivion gate opened in kvatch.

Guard - Do you know the black horse courrier?

Bartender & guard turn and look at me and say - Hello!

[sakura199225]

xD wow lol I wanna leeeearn!!!!!

[doggyfishman]

hhm how useful is that skill (climbs massive building in imperial city and jumps off) maybe it isn't so useful

[Zguy1996]

heres one

dude #1:hello!

dude #2: your talking to me and i dont like you

dude#1: you too

[xDOAxShAdOwWoLf]

I funny one i heard, well i forget most of it but one part of it was this "Did you know (name that i forgot) likes cheese, I meen he REALLY likes cheese."

[Mastasindawg]

Hmmm, falling more useful than my sword!? -sees a oblivion gate and falls of the tower inside to my death- GREAT TIP, ASSHOLE, I'M DEAD!

[LadySazura]

*Cough*

"Dumbass... Oh, uh, farewell."

[fdnfdjnedb]

falling off things is useful ey?

...HEY LOOK A MONSTER

*falls of chair*

[Loveforever9Ouran]

*cough cough* Farewell >.>

[Agent1W]

Reminds me of when I asked Hiero Lex about the Gray Fox. He said, "He's that thief the Imperial Watch is [so concerned about]." No, YOU were the one after him!

[BatteriPakke]

LOL WTF XD

[Felpally1]

falling? more usefull the swinging a sword?

[AutumnLeaves121]

Lol!

[madcowyup]

I like how the lizard girl ends the conversation.

"*grunt* Farewell."

[sclyfes1212]

L.O.L the best part is when she goes like: *cough* farewell.

[DracoBorealis]

Ok here's one, quite like fudgey's: Orc: Got something on your mind, goldenrod? Altmer: Have you heard?? The chapel of Anvil has been attacked! Orc: No. What's happened? Altmer: All of Dibella's priests and priestesses... murdered Orc: Really? Interesting. Altmer: Yes. Orc: Have you heard? The chapel in Anvil has been attacked! Altmer: No. What's happened? Orc. All of Dibella's priests and priestesses, murdered Altmer: Oh, no! Orc: Stop talking! Enough! Altmer: Oh, if that's the way you feel.

[skydude38]

The things Bethseda messed up on seem to be what we've all come to know and love XD

[DracoBorealis]

Exactly :)

[guardin12]

Lol.. :D

[dazza5266]

the last challenge in that training is to jump off white gold tower . if anyone survives they get to train people

[Koolked96]

The guy has a point, falling off of buildings is a useful skill, i mean, without dying, of course

[uppermanxx]

notice that she cleard her throat when she said farewell lol

ok....

[Frosty10001]

Especially since their the Mages Guild! They'd rather fall off than cast a fireball.

[fudgeysickles]

Ive got a funny one:(Between a Khajiit and a Guard)

Khajiit: Have you heard? The chapel in Anvil has been attacked!

Guard: No. Whats happened?

Khajiit: All of Dibella's priests and priestesses.... murdered...

Guard: NO!!

Guard: Have you heard? The chapel in Anvil has been attacked!

Khajiit: No. Whats happened?

Guard: All of Dibella's priests and priestesses.... murdered...

Khajiit: Leave me alone!

Then the Guard went and told other people about the attack.... Lol.

[xNATERTOTx]

@fudgeysickles L.M.A.O. 

[VillainousOperative]

Dude....

Wait, what?

[miketsigonakis]

what what?

:P

[geekyvince]

who goes up to people and says "its you...hi." lol

[rikulover3222]

i know right?

[scarylegodudes]

The best one goes

My son has gone lost in the woods.

Interesting... GO AWAY!

cough

farewell!

[RoflWafflesInc]

Yup, when I get charged bu goblins, I always wish that I could like, fall off a big rock or something, you now? I mean, swords and fireballs are nothing compared to the power of suicide! :D

[rynox45]

Funny way to show how NOT to fall off things =]

Set acrobatics to 9999, jumo, then set it to 1 ^_^

[SkoomaMaster124]

especially if you strap a nuke to yourself that blows up when you kill yourself :D

[VJ89VJ]

cooool

[launchedmeow]

lol

[scorp532]

oblivion is the most random game ever  i would fit right in

[Hunter03842]

Remember kids: Falling is better than fighting

[MilanBanditos]

lol

[ButterKnife66]

lmao this game is awesome

[KF51SK]

rolf

[KageShinobiWarrior]

lmao

[FPSMadPaul]

oooooooooooooooooooooook

[johnshadows]

rofl i acualy cracked up at this

[Friglercla27]

not funny

[Anon12345680]

Really Funny Seriously 5*

Very Random LOL

[walnutaddict]

wtf

[rynox14]

thats uh not funny?

[SCproductions12]

i heard once (you must have heard this 2): have you seen my sons they are lost in the woods and i cant find them (or something like that)

-that's sad......GO AWAY.

farewell

[valzilla2000]

i once heard one like, man:" Did you hear about(topic)?" woman:"Go away." man: "Ok, bye" woman:"GET OUT OF HERE!"

[jleack]

ROFL.

[achi3v3ments]

when argonians say take care listen it sounds like there callin u a d*** head

[Thekittystalker]

what the argonian whas thinking was: (ok that's the stupidest answer ever) "farewell"

[Seraph279]

Ever hear a conversation between two Golden Saints in the Shivering Isles? It's really interesting. It goes:

Golden Saint 1: Speak sister.

Golden Saint 2: Speak sister.

Exciting...

[xxmrmeanguyxx]

*Clears Throat* "Farewell!" Hilarious!

[GizzleWithTheSizzle]

funny conversation i once heard goes like this:

Argonian: How goes it?

Man: I've been better.

Argonian: What a shame. (wtf)

Man: bye

Argonian: good day

[xXforestoXx]

i heard one like this hi "cough" "realy interesting" "bye". or "hello" "bye"

[Xenoloth]

Rotfl!

[codiesobe]

wow :o

[itshim103]

i thought she said "jumping off high things, like, dildos" on the third time i heard it i understould, lol :)

[Sniggaaa]

lol XD "maybe she can teach me how to fall of high things.." why would he like to fall of things? man to much magic in this room get outta there XD nonsensehead XD

[Nachozenier]

ive heard it... got a chuckle but apart from that...

[spawngoat]

I think he's being sarcastic.... at least I hope he is otherwise it'd suck if he learnt how to do it then got attacked by a bunch of Daedra with no buildings in site.

[halosystem12]

ROFLMAOL

[melonhead28]

LMAO the argonian is like.... *back away slowly*

[zaine626]

lmfao! i heard other weird random conversations in the game but this has to be the MOST randomest one ive heard! lol!

[banishier3]

I heard this in my game too!!! I laughed for an hour then i was playing again and...it happed again!!

[CrazyMonkey124]

meez tooz so fun-z but the mage dude is right u know

[gibsonguitarist2006]

HAHA! Nice XD!

[JHendrixforlife]

...that's a useful skill, much better than say, swinging a sword or casting a fireball..

[WalleWildberrie]

lol, the argonian is thinking like "riiiight... wierdo...."

[KsE4lIfE3321]

lol

[360doug]

lol there mages and he said its more usful than destruction lol

and i itnhk there tlaking about acrobatics if its high u recieve less damage form falling off things

[rolandocbf]

lol the argonian just coughs then says farewell ^^

[Daronaollard]

at the moment im being trained to fall off buildings its very useful

[kengriffeth]

haha yeah..wait what?

[packersfan748]

thats modded on

[bigfootkevin]

I've never used any mods.

[Lumiya1965]

You're a moron.. It's not modded >.>

[alexbeathalo3]

@packersfan748 thats not a mod dumb ass

[jasonandersonx]

@packersfan748 no it's not, you're a complete retard and i don't care if your comment is 3 years old i'm still gonna say it.

[joeltanner]

i wish i could fall off buildings.

[kisilevsky]

Falling off buildings is a useful skill

[NinjaRaider2]

That conversation is funny, and the most weird thing happened to me:

There were four people standing at the arcane University and they were having conversations in pairs. The thing is, they were having EXACTLY the same conversation except one was a second slower than the other. I laughed so hard I fell off my chair and died. Nearly. Then, just to add to the hilarity I suppose, they finished talking and one from each pair turned around and had THE SAME CONVERSATION with the other person! I died.

[zZTucoZz]

At the start says that a man jumps of buildings. Maybe he wnts to jump of building not jump of things -.-

[Fithador]

I think he may have been speaking sarcastically

[Riku949]

Omg he's so lucky, I wish I had that skill. I bet he chooses dirt over gold. WTF WERE THE PROGRAMMERS THINKING!!!

[bossfight1]

...yeah. Useful skill??

[Jazzkat1337]

I want to learn how to fall off buildings as well.

[rodrigo725]

what's the name again? i'm going to learn it too

[Zachirus99]

Ha! he doesnt know how to fall off things!

[DeidaraAkatsuki13]

haha fall off things lol

[XZerocX]

"maybe she can teach me how to fall of things. that's a useful skill, much better than slinging a sword or casting a fireball" "ehem. farewell"

[urchin34]

quoted for deaf people?

Why do people find it funny to quote exactly word for word what was just said/shown?

[KokoroMetsura]

Its usually done to emphasize the part that was the commenter's favorite (i.e. the part he thought was funny)

duh.

[3Hatake]

*laughing on the ground saying my throat hurts from laughing so hard*

That was as funny as..... hmmmmmmm everything lol

[Ziogooo]

Lol "better then casting a fire ball" looool, he's a mage right? Raminus is so stupid loooool... Well, he may perfer shocks or Ice instead of fire lol

[Waffles456789]

So Hilarious 5 stars for you

[shadowmere54]

ive never heard him say that. mabye im not listening clse enough. yeah but still jumping off buildings is such a great skill to have

[Manix25]

i heard this rumer but never heard the person respond saying that

[TheBlackArrow2k7]

I have a useful skill - its for countering martial arts! its called running away!

[SlipJack440]

Thats a MUCH more important skill to have.

Elder Scrolls V new skill class. Falling.

Master the art of dropping from great heigts

[Daladun]

DAMN! You just made me laugh even harder.

HELL that was funny.

[headcrab09]

@SlipJack440 yeah and you'll find the master trainer has become a roadside pizza outside the chapel.

[nocturon]

I have played this game 150+ hours and never heard this conversation!

[Hanseen01]

thats so funny!!! ^o)

[mikeb0303]

wtf tht wuz random shitz

[Ailtar]

I wish I knew how to jump off buildings...They make it seem so necisary to live.

[pitzabolle]

ok hes most retarded he is a mage but then i thinks falling of things is better lol!

[angelofsilence324]

He was being sarcastic genius -.-

[KageShinobiWarrior]

He wasnt actually, you dont get sarcasm on this game

[headcrab09]

@KageShinobiWarrior i'm sure you do at least once or twice.

[crazymario3]

lmfao!!!

[Imotsdragoon]

WTF? Thats funny shit

[magnabox353]

rofl

[dementor440]

the 2nd person reminds me of patty and selma from the simpsons...

[easezgin]

yeah i think same woman did the voicing.

[CDWFirstStudios]

yeah i think the same thing.....i was just watching the simpsons....

[dementor440]

yup, i thought so

[Littlemoon23]

umm and he is in the mages guild?

[tomfagg58]

even though 20 people have already said it lol...wish she could teach me to fall off things........"ahem...farewell­"

[Seregfaroth]

ROFL! *ehem...* farewell...

[MrsMariBo7089]

Hahahahaahah!! tooo hilarious!!!!!!!!!

[EmpKazbar]

"Better than slinging a sword or casting a fire ball"

And this coming from a mage.

[linkmagen]

that adds even more Hillarity!

[Lloydknight1]

Lol,khajit and argonians use the same voice program.Check the tes4 construction set X[)

[Coop604]

falling off things is much better than slinging a sword or casting a fireball lol so funny

[0Hamster0]

lol "Maybe she could teach me to jump off things" - yeah cuz u'd want to do that wouldnt u ;D

[Deidarayeah]

The way the argonian paused, then *ahem... farewell* was hilarious. Gett away, crazy human...

[0Hamster0]

argonian? isnt it a khajit?

[evvee345]

no, that's an argonian. khajit voices are....werider sounding.

[0Hamster0]

oh yes its Tar-Meena i checked ;)

[evvee345]

heh. i got this message between thoromir and another shopkeeper. hehe.

[0Hamster0]

yeah lol i get these weird convos often

[evvee345]

i ment this exact one. this is one reason why i love this game.

[0Hamster0]

:D ive never got this 1 :(

[GerevulSnizer]

''I heard you know how to fall of big buildings''

''I saw some Oblivion-Players training their 'Falling-of-buildings' skill once at the Imperial Palace Tower.''

''It's raining men! Haleluja! It's raining men...''

[evvee345]

haha. that;s pretty good. i'd love to see someone say that with a straight face.

[TomH1907]

I think the best one I have ever seen is:

IMPERIAL: "Do you think the Daedra will destroy the city, like what happened at Kvatch?"

ARGONIAN: "Without a doubt."

IMPERIAL: "That's good to know. Good day."

ARGONIAN: "Good day."

[Governator260]

rofl wow post a video ad ill fav it

[evvee345]

heh heh. i had a conversation that had 2 NPCs talking. "where can i learn conjergation" "i heard that (insert name) can teach you." "i don't want ot conjurgate things, i want ot learn to get rid of things!"

[Governator260]

lol!

[snakevergil]

HAhah.nice!

[robotchicken25]

she likes jumping off high things......like buildings thats the funniest thing ive ever seen.

[matsaballmonday]

one time i i was in cheydinhal and i heard an argonian say that she got fined 5 gold fuor litter then she said she bareley makes that much in a year lol

[259]

One of the more humorous aspects of Oblivion's Radiant AI.

[hollisteraholic]

Hahaha

Yes...Falling off of things is a *very* useful skill..

[Eranmane]

Rofl...

[darkwolf6174]

OMG LOL! is it me or is the human retarded! I think it's aimed to insult Warriors! I don't like being warriors to - i'm always a theif or assasin! LOL! LOVE THE VID!

[1amkirby666]

*Better than swinging o sword or casting a fireball*

Yes committing suicide is a great skill that you can use per say getting out of a tough situation.

Yes Yes, Yes Yes

[idnguhudjfjssyfhds]

LOL!!!

[nicollemm]

weird

[doomyblah7]

I love the argonians reaction at the end:

-Silence- Ahem....farewell...

Priceless

[halojuggernaut]

thats a usefull skill

[HaloMassie]

Never heard that =) but it's pretty funny ;)

[lewisufc]

strange

[lmdrobvious]

That was sarcasm, directed at a warrior or guard.

[LokiandOsiris]

In the HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy if you fall and destract yourself at the last seconds your able to fly. Seeing as he can't fall he must be able to fly!

[theazanator]

that was called sarcasm

[orangedrinkwithbuble]

once i got kill by a guard and then another guard came up to him as soon as they killed me and said i don't know and i don't care go away

[masteralchemist]

ive heard a conversation about one npc having a good day and the other says "oh thats to bad"

[traiuslocke]

I had one once where two mages were talking in the guild, the whole time guy one talks about his reasearch and guy 2 insults it. Then they end the conversation and start up another one, and guy 2 is now claiming that HE did that research and guy 1 says it is a waste of time!

[clayc93]

they are talking about acrobatics and where you can train for it. all of the npc conversations have some use to you

[evklinken]

weird

[PattersonMOH]

ive heard that conver. before

[Lilmac0]

nice lil easter egg. . .I'ma look for that one