pretty ironic 'quotes' considering what' going on as of late from the embattled homewrecker: Arnold Schwarzenegger. "one of us is in deep trouble" nah.. really! haha
"I'll live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"
You cold blooded bastard ill tell you what i think of it i live to see you eat that contract but i hope you leave enough room for my fist cause ram it into your stomach and brake your goddamn spine Ah haha!!! ROFL
if you could get the quote of the old woman was like i vote richards thats one mean motherf*cker lol and the one when the girl was like we shouldve went to hawaii and arnolds like i had the shirt for it but you f*cked it up lmao
Its a good thing that Arnold wasn't able to speak english fluently. I mean if he did, he would have gotten more lines in his movies and we would have never ended up with all his amazing one liners. :D
Seriously there's no other actor EVER who had so many great one lines in so many movies. =)
you cold blooded bastard. ill tell you what i think of it. ill live to see you eat that contract, but i hope you leave enough room for my fist because i'm going to ram it into your stomach..and break yer goddamn spine.
get to da choppa!!!
dierksfan59 3 weeks ago
You left out the two where he kills the guy with the flamethrower haha
valin771 4 weeks ago
@ 0:31 - LOL. The future was very bleak, indeed.
bryuko 1 month ago
Got to score some steroids!
laidbackleo 1 month ago
NNNyyyyararrgghhhh!!!!
tkotomy 2 months ago
YARGHGHGARGH YARGHH!!!!! DOO ITTT!
Lollertron 3 months ago
hey light head..hey christmas tree
nolanjuice84 5 months ago
PLAIN ZERO!
metav3rvse 6 months ago
Here's Sub-Zero. no Plain Zero!
Hey Christmas Tree.
I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!
One of us is in deep trouble.
How bout a light?
Wanna lift?
electronicsfanatic 6 months ago
Deep trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LudicrousScotty101 6 months ago
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where is fuck you?
TheMotionMan112 6 months ago
I still can't believe this was based off of a Stephen King novel.
job489 7 months ago
Wheres the part where he kills fireball and goes "what a hot head"
valin771 7 months ago
Arnie will ram his fist into 13 people's stomach!
ONNIHOLTTA 7 months ago 3
0'13''
AHAHAHAH ! THIS MUST BE WHAT PEOPLE IN ITALY WOULD ANSWER Mr. Silvio Berlusconi while arguing on his own channels !
BastardDigital 7 months ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
123man89 8 months ago
"You must be very proud of yourself"
davidurge 8 months ago
Classic. This film still rocks
Smurfboy1982 8 months ago
Hello cutie pies
ICryOverSpiltMilk 8 months ago
pretty ironic 'quotes' considering what' going on as of late from the embattled homewrecker: Arnold Schwarzenegger. "one of us is in deep trouble" nah.. really! haha
triple7cris 9 months ago
But I hope you leave enough room for my fist cuz I’m going to ram it into your stomach & BREAK YOUR GODAMN SPINE DAHHH!
superGWARfan666 10 months ago 5
"Hello, cutie pie! One of us is in deep trouble."
"OH MAN! OHGODOHMANOHGODOHMAN!"
ATMofAnubis 10 months ago
"BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPAAAINE!!"
toonuraccoon 10 months ago
I love how in every Arnold film, there's always a little shade of his own personality in there. Arnold is the best.
SoooBlue 11 months ago 2
Where's Buzzsaw?
He had to split.
NoisemakerArrow 11 months ago
13 people need to leave enough room in their stomachs for Arnie's fist.
discoder 11 months ago 2
You forgot these:
- Uplink underground,uplink underground,if you say that one more time,i'll uplink your ass & you'll be underground.
- I've seen you before,you're the asshole on TV.
last but not least:
Amber: They think I'm your girlfriend.
Richards: I can straighten that out,see that camera up there? i'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.
Alturqeyathome82 11 months ago 3
"I had the shirt for it, but you had to go and fuck it up."
tymmay46 11 months ago
I'll live to see you eat that contract! HAHAHA
ScarletSnake 1 year ago
You forgot, "Now that hit the spot."
Ebb1993isgreat 1 year ago
Richards: "Ill Be Back"
Killian: "Only in a Re-run"
Zardoz99 1 year ago
Plain zero is technically higher, or better, than sub zero.
dmterel 1 year ago 4
where is how about a light? or what a hot head...
valin771 1 year ago
I can't believe no "lights out"
mortarpadowan 1 year ago
"I'll live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"
Narrifani 1 year ago
"hello cutie pie"
" one of us is in deep trouble" haha
CoD6HModthedeisel 1 year ago
Most bad ass threat anyone has ever said! The accent brings it to a whole new level!
LegionOf3 1 year ago 2
What happened to the uplink quote? something about uplinking his to friends asses.
101iamlegend 1 year ago
Here is sub-zero. Now... plain-zero!!
SnakePlissken001 1 year ago
All i hear is: "GAAAAAARGHARGHARAGHHAGHARAGHARGARHH!"
Hylgar 1 year ago 2
Hello cutie pie... one of us is in deep trouble!
MHXDownfall 1 year ago
13 people did like BuzzSaw and split!!!
BishopTJH 1 year ago
@stegst140 I second that quote as well :-D
BishopTJH 1 year ago
good morning
j24800 1 year ago
Sub zero-he was a real pain in the neck lol
TheStimpo 1 year ago
Now I know where all of those Arnold soundboard sounds come from... Ha, some good, funny lines...
p2proxtheworld 1 year ago
Where's "Jesus Christ! Guess again."?
thepropsfinland 1 year ago
@thepropsfinland
oh yes ,you're right!
neuronespecchio 1 year ago
HELLO CUTIE PIE
ixcuincle 1 year ago
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LILOLOLOLOLOL i love the hey light head hey christmas tree part
wordlife6660 1 year ago
LILOLOLOLOLOL i love the hey light head hey christmas tree oart
wordlife6660 1 year ago
13 people are plain zero!
LoneBaldEagle 1 year ago
@LoneBaldEagle And 13 contestants who were LAST SEASONS LOSERS!
You know what we gotta do?
HOW ABOUT A LIGHT?
WHAT A HOT HEAD!
Scoclamor 1 year ago
Now I understand what my dad was talking about when he was angry at me.
Nachovidal3600 1 year ago
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metalgearhead99 1 year ago
where's "well that hit the spot"
PaulPower99 1 year ago
i still dont get the plain zero thing?
yeaimapirate 1 year ago
where is buzzsaw? he had to spit
sirjohnrambo 1 year ago
13 people are in deep trouble.
havlorech 1 year ago 32
gotta love arnie man, like the austrian, bad acting, wisecracking dad i never had.
shanksy67 1 year ago
Classic quotes lol.
Imagine walking down a dark alley and all you heard was from Arnold himself:
"Hello Cute Pie! One of us is in deeep trouble."
AdiCool88 1 year ago 14
@AdiCool88 lol, i wonder if that's how he met maria schriver.
abdulqudz89 9 months ago
the last quote is not arnie's quote because damon says it earlier on in the film, arnie is just saying it back to him.
rocksoliddude1 1 year ago
because im going to say please!
jesus christ. Guess again.
who was acting? well you're still alive aren't you?
Im going to throw up. go ahead, it wont show on this shirt.
iamalwaysr1ght 1 year ago
i choose ben richards, he's one bad dmotherfucker
nunchuckerz 1 year ago
Nice work, but you missed out: 'you do! Now I do!' ;)
Pondipowpow 1 year ago
Hey Christmas Tree!!!!!!
DC322 1 year ago
Arnold always keeps his promise. Except for when he promises to kill you last!
mrbrockpeters 1 year ago
Brilliant!
This film has the most classic one liners from Arnold.
Good work my friend!
dc110770 1 year ago
this is awwwwsummmm man!!!! hahhahhahhaahha nice work!!!!
neefi87 1 year ago
plain zero!!! :D :D
EmilTowersIV 1 year ago
It's VERY scary to hear Arnold saying 'Hello, cutie pie'.
YaTuberculosis 1 year ago
@YaTuberculosis When Arnie says that to you, you fucking RUN the other direction.
jeremycarrier 1 year ago
@YaTuberculosis
watch your cornhole man
GamerDog51 1 year ago
here is subzero, now plain zero LOL my favorite quote.
YoshimitsuNamu 1 year ago
One of my favorite under-rated quote from Arnold was towards the end...Like 10 seconds before the studio battle : "It's ShowTime"!!!!
NYKgjl10 1 year ago
NAAWWW, PLAIN SERO!!!
gazmetal 1 year ago 3
lol the end... one of us is in deeeeeeep trouble
bioshockrocker 1 year ago
What happened to "Killian ... I'll be back!"
LastCommodore 1 year ago
It's even funnier if you watched arnie's prank calls ; )
drook666 1 year ago
hello cutie pie
mothebestofall 1 year ago
NAOO, PLAIN ZEROO....
*crickets*
gongfumaster 1 year ago 4
all they want is some air!
InsertNameHere2K8 1 year ago
What about the part where he kills Fireball?
Fireball: Ahhh, my gas line, my gas line! Go to commercial, go to commercial!
Ben: (lights a stick of dynamite) How about a light?
BOOOOOOOM
Ben: What a hot head!
Scoclamor 1 year ago 2
I dont get that sub zero quote
117618SPartan 1 year ago
@117618SPartan Zero as in heartbeats as in zero as in life left!
Scoclamor 1 year ago
0:13-0:29
LOL Arnold's is sometimes funny and scary at the same time.
monsterboy31 1 year ago
You cold blooded bastard ill tell you what i think of it i live to see you eat that contract but i hope you leave enough room for my fist cause ram it into your stomach and brake your goddamn spine Ah haha!!! ROFL
PromiserOfDeath 1 year ago
"the saw is part of mee.. and im going to make it a part of you!"
"thats all right! keep it!"
thats the best line
Jords464 1 year ago
Hello cutie pie, one of us is in deep trouble! - LOL
mhltan74 1 year ago
greatest movie of all time
JimmyRond 1 year ago
HEY LIGHT HEAD! HEY CHRISTMAS TREE!
Gamepopper101 1 year ago
@Thehwchampionotw :)))))) Haha only meant to type that once needless to say...great movie this...so quotable!
johnjnukemsheridan 1 year ago
if you could get the quote of the old woman was like i vote richards thats one mean motherf*cker lol and the one when the girl was like we shouldve went to hawaii and arnolds like i had the shirt for it but you f*cked it up lmao
lilchangeling 1 year ago
Christmas tree lol xDD
drbeladaz 1 year ago
Hey lighthead! hey christmas tree!! haha love tht quote
supra5431 1 year ago
All awesome quotes.
Arnie ftw =]
WxmRobbo 1 year ago
What happened to Buzzsaw?
johnjnukemsheridan 1 year ago
@johnjnukemsheridan He had to split.
CanderousXOrdo 1 year ago
@johnjnukemsheridan He had to split!
Nightshade323 1 year ago
What happened to Buzzsaw?
johnjnukemsheridan 1 year ago
What happened to Buzzsaw?
johnjnukemsheridan 1 year ago
What happened to Buzzsaw?
johnjnukemsheridan 1 year ago
What happened to Buzzsaw?
johnjnukemsheridan 1 year ago
What happened to Buzzsaw?
johnjnukemsheridan 1 year ago
@johnjnukemsheridan He had to split!
bbbbbbbbbbbbb100 1 year ago
@johnjnukemsheridan chainsaw accident
Repainer 1 year ago
What about the "Ahl Bhe Bhack"? quote?
Gabe1902 1 year ago
Gotta love those lines he says. They're just priceless. And unforgetable I might add. Arnold has some of the best lines in cinema history.
MDthornton83 1 year ago
Hellaw kyootie pai? Wonderfuss is in beak trobal!
CloudedPeach 1 year ago 5
HEY, CHRISTMAS TREE!!
GARYRPOTTER 2 years ago 8
Did he say "Cold-bladdered bastard"? lol.
VagianTuerous 2 years ago 5
cold blooded bastard
ochy1 2 years ago
"NAU... PLAIN ZEEOH!"
Anold quotes is so much fun :D
swedude 2 years ago 5
i hope u have enough room left for my fist because i'm going to ramm it into ur stomach and break ur goddamm SPINEE!!!!
rrrh4l 2 years ago 22
@rrrh4l thats personally my favorite arnie line ever
Aron316 2 years ago
"hey lighthead! hey chirstmas tree!"
LMAO
writertrump 2 years ago 5
hey you forgot ill be back the classic one from all, and one of us is in deep trouble, he used that too on last action hero
Kingvenom7 2 years ago
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evan18985 2 years ago
that sub-zero quote was pretty terrible
sillymonkeyinc 2 years ago 57
@sillymonkeyinc It's so bad I like it.
jckchrstphr 1 year ago
@sillymonkeyinc Lol, glad to see your smart enough to realize bad writing when you see it.
LiquidSolidRaiden 1 year ago
@sillymonkeyinc Now he's Plain Zero.
DC322 1 year ago
what a accent!!!
Gangrichie 2 years ago
Ive seen U before! You're the asshole on TV!!!
BenMasterz23 2 years ago
Ahahahahahahaahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
JamesIsHeavyMental 2 years ago
-What happened to BoneSaw?
-He had to split.
Jammed9000 2 years ago 3
Because I'm going to say.... PLEEEEEEEEEASE!
gazmetal 2 years ago 2
The man's performances are a national treasure.
Noromongrel 2 years ago 7
AND BREAK YA GAD DAMN SPINE!
Hendarix 2 years ago 66
eaaaghh!
venuecam 2 years ago
@Hendarix the AHHHHHHH on the end seals it
adamthehousecat 1 year ago
my favorite line from that movie was when the girl asked arny what happend to buzzsaw, and then arny said he had to split, lolololol
blahcookies 2 years ago
at the final part of the video...imagine if arnie had his foot stuck somewhere...."one of us is in DEEP trouble!! LOL!!!
kuha5ster 2 years ago
i like when fireball makes his entrance and the chick yells jesus christ arnold replies "guess again"
zeroadg 2 years ago
@zeroadg lol, yeah, i remember that
blahcookies 2 years ago
you missed
jam it up your ass
judopathoftruth 2 years ago
should of said 'here is subzero, now DEAD zero.
gearhead2k6 2 years ago
yur not funny ass hole
LastShawn 2 years ago
@gearhead2k6 He says PLAIN zero :)
MrMurray888 2 years ago
@gearhead2k6 no, that wouldnt have been funny, i laughed my ass off the first time i heart plain zero
blahcookies 2 years ago
"hello cutie pie, one of us is in deep trouble" lol i love that line
psndeadeyez 2 years ago
he has many great one liners indeed - im a big fan.
My fave is from Commando, where he sticks a guy on a broken steam pipe, with that great deep unforgiving voice:
"let off some steam Bennett" !!
HAHAHA classic! not inc. the obvious terminator ones :P
AVV0L 2 years ago 4
Ai sai Arnold is a weri grait Muvistar, yu anderständ? =)
Bat its weri hard tu wreit leik Arnold toks. =) =) Aktschn babe.
BurtSteven 2 years ago
Its a good thing that Arnold wasn't able to speak english fluently. I mean if he did, he would have gotten more lines in his movies and we would have never ended up with all his amazing one liners. :D
Seriously there's no other actor EVER who had so many great one lines in so many movies. =)
JDubs878 2 years ago 5
Bruce Campbell.
420dimebag 2 years ago
@JDubs878
i fully agree with you.
Arnold speaks Austrian-English,not only in old times, even now.
im Austrian and for me its also sooo funny to listen too....
he's a great man, the german speaker is terrible :( ...
Ricky03121982 1 year ago
my favorite is:
"One of us is in...DEEP trouble."
omega790 2 years ago
EPIC SPINE QUOTE
viktorj85 2 years ago
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what movie was the last quote???
Yankeesrule818 2 years ago
I would uh, guess it's from "Running Man"...
Gravengrav 2 years ago 9
still the running man, after he escaped the compound he regroups with his old pals and comes back for that presenter bloke.....
j1mmytt 2 years ago
What a dumb shit you are.
mrgrazzt 2 years ago
thanks you lmfao
Yankeesrule818 2 years ago
hello cutie pie
gongfumaster 2 years ago 4
well i hope u have a room for my fist because im going to ram into ur stomach and break ur goddmn spine
MrESPNoza24 2 years ago 4
Still! xD
ithinkmoistaken 2 years ago
You forgot "He had to split!" And if I'm not mistaken Arnie says "What a hothead!" after killing fireball!
okayokayokayokayboh 2 years ago 3
The best for me was when he says to that chick "Because Im going to say Pleeeeeaaaasssse" lol
ArnoldsElite 2 years ago
one of us is in....deeeeeep trouble
mooske29 2 years ago
one of us is gonna getta hurt real bad...
simonjeste 2 years ago
Hey Christmas Tree :D
BadulaJohnson 2 years ago 2
Uplink, underground,uplink,underground. I'm going to uplink your ass, and YOU'LL be on the ground.
BigBobboBump 2 years ago
Yeah, I was waiting for that one too.... that's the best one in my opinion!
(Of course, Maria Conchita Alonso paying 6 bucks for a soda is pretty funny too!)
conradragzoff 2 years ago
(Sorry, I was responding to BigBobboBump's comment about the "uplink, underground" quote)
conradragzoff 2 years ago
There's $2.75 in some places, already... not much off prediction-wise O_O
simonjeste 2 years ago
Disneyland doesn't count. LOL
conradragzoff 2 years ago
buzzsaw :The saws a part of me now im gonna make it a part of U!
Arnie: Thats ok KEEP IT!!
thatitalianguy84 2 years ago
Hello cue-tee pie! One of us is in deeeepp trouble.
Tim92G 2 years ago 12
lol OWN3D
vincelangeli 2 years ago
you cold blooded bastard. ill tell you what i think of it. ill live to see you eat that contract, but i hope you leave enough room for my fist because i'm going to ram it into your stomach..and break yer goddamn spine.
thats my fave
mkr10001 2 years ago 16
I love the line he says right after the last clip. "Please, don't kill me!" "Sorry, I don't take requests"
shinstabber 2 years ago
aaah its a brilliant film.
mkr10001 2 years ago
best line in the movie!
DocnavyPG 2 years ago
I can pick anyone I choose, and I choose..Ben Richards. That boy's one mean motherfucker!
brewersrule1978 2 years ago