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  • get to da choppa!!!

  • You left out the two where he kills the guy with the flamethrower haha

  • @ 0:31 - LOL. The future was very bleak, indeed.

  • Got to score some steroids!

  • NNNyyyyararrgghhhh!!!!

  • YARGHGHGARGH YARGHH!!!!! DOO ITTT!

  • hey light head..hey christmas tree

  • PLAIN ZERO!

  • Here's Sub-Zero. no Plain Zero!

    Hey Christmas Tree.

    I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPINE!!!

    One of us is in deep trouble.

    How bout a light?

    Wanna lift?

  • Deep trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I still can't believe this was based off of a Stephen King novel.

  • Wheres the part where he kills fireball and goes "what a hot head"

  • Arnie will ram his fist into 13 people's stomach!

  • 0'13''

    AHAHAHAH ! THIS MUST BE WHAT PEOPLE IN ITALY WOULD ANSWER Mr. Silvio Berlusconi while arguing on his own channels !

  • hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • "You must be very proud of yourself"

  • Classic. This film still rocks

  • Hello cutie pies

  • pretty ironic 'quotes' considering what' going on as of late from the embattled homewrecker: Arnold Schwarzenegger. "one of us is in deep trouble" nah.. really! haha

  • But I hope you leave enough room for my fist cuz I’m going to ram it into your stomach & BREAK YOUR GODAMN SPINE DAHHH!

  • "Hello, cutie pie! One of us is in deep trouble."

    "OH MAN! OHGODOHMANOHGODOHMAN!"

  • "BREAK YOUR GODDAMN SPAAAINE!!"

  • I love how in every Arnold film, there's always a little shade of his own personality in there. Arnold is the best.

  • Where's Buzzsaw?

    He had to split.

  • 13 people need to leave enough room in their stomachs for Arnie's fist.

  • You forgot these:

    - Uplink underground,uplink underground,if you say that one more time,i'll uplink your ass & you'll be underground.

    - I've seen you before,you're the asshole on TV.

    last but not least:

    Amber: They think I'm your girlfriend.

    Richards: I can straighten that out,see that camera up there? i'll strangle you in front of the whole audience.

  • "I had the shirt for it, but you had to go and fuck it up."

  • I'll live to see you eat that contract! HAHAHA

  • You forgot, "Now that hit the spot."

  • Richards: "Ill Be Back"

    Killian: "Only in a Re-run"

  • Plain zero is technically higher, or better, than sub zero.

  • where is how about a light? or what a hot head...

  • I can't believe no "lights out"

  • "I'll live to see you eat that contract! But I hope you leave enough room for my fist, because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!"

  • "hello cutie pie"

    " one of us is in deep trouble" haha

  • Most bad ass threat anyone has ever said! The accent brings it to a whole new level!

  • What happened to the uplink quote? something about uplinking his to friends asses.

  • Here is sub-zero. Now... plain-zero!! 

  • All i hear is: "GAAAAAARGHARGHARAGHHAGHARAGHA­RGARHH!"

  • Hello cutie pie... one of us is in deep trouble!

  • 13 people did like BuzzSaw and split!!!

  • @stegst140 I second that quote as well :-D

  • good morning

  • Sub zero-he was a real pain in the neck lol

  • Now I know where all of those Arnold soundboard sounds come from... Ha, some good, funny lines...

  • Where's "Jesus Christ! Guess again."?

  • @thepropsfinland

    oh yes ,you're right!

  • HELLO CUTIE PIE

  • LILOLOLOLOLOL i love the hey light head hey christmas tree oart

  • 13 people are plain zero!

  • @LoneBaldEagle And 13 contestants who were LAST SEASONS LOSERS!

    You know what we gotta do?

    HOW ABOUT A LIGHT?

    WHAT A HOT HEAD!

  • Now I understand what my dad was talking about when he was angry at me.

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  • where's "well that hit the spot"

  • i still dont get the plain zero thing?

  • where is buzzsaw? he had to spit

  • 13 people are in deep trouble.

  • gotta love arnie man, like the austrian, bad acting, wisecracking dad i never had.

  • Classic quotes lol.

    Imagine walking down a dark alley and all you heard was from Arnold himself:

    "Hello Cute Pie! One of us is in deeep trouble."

  • @AdiCool88 lol, i wonder if that's how he met maria schriver.

  • the last quote is not arnie's quote because damon says it earlier on in the film, arnie is just saying it back to him.

  • because im going to say please!

    jesus christ. Guess again.

    who was acting? well you're still alive aren't you?

    Im going to throw up. go ahead, it wont show on this shirt.

  • i choose ben richards, he's one bad dmotherfucker

  • Nice work, but you missed out: 'you do! Now I do!' ;)

  • Hey Christmas Tree!!!!!!

  • Arnold always keeps his promise. Except for when he promises to kill you last!

  • Brilliant!

    This film has the most classic one liners from Arnold.

    Good work my friend!

  • this is awwwwsummmm man!!!! hahhahhahhaahha nice work!!!!

  • plain zero!!! :D :D

  • It's VERY scary to hear Arnold saying 'Hello, cutie pie'.

  • @YaTuberculosis When Arnie says that to you, you fucking RUN the other direction.

  • @YaTuberculosis

    watch your cornhole man

  • here is subzero, now plain zero LOL my favorite quote.

  • One of my favorite under-rated quote from Arnold was towards the end...Like 10 seconds before the studio battle : "It's ShowTime"!!!!

  • NAAWWW, PLAIN SERO!!!

  • lol the end... one of us is in deeeeeeep trouble

  • What happened to "Killian ... I'll be back!"

  • It's even funnier if you watched arnie's prank calls ; )

  • hello cutie pie

  • NAOO, PLAIN ZEROO....

    *crickets*

  • all they want is some air!

  • What about the part where he kills Fireball?

    Fireball: Ahhh, my gas line, my gas line! Go to commercial, go to commercial!

    Ben: (lights a stick of dynamite) How about a light?

    BOOOOOOOM

    Ben: What a hot head!

  • I dont get that sub zero quote

  • @117618SPartan Zero as in heartbeats as in zero as in life left!

  • 0:13-0:29

    LOL Arnold's is sometimes funny and scary at the same time.

  • You cold blooded bastard ill tell you what i think of it i live to see you eat that contract but i hope you leave enough room for my fist cause ram it into your stomach and brake your goddamn spine Ah haha!!! ROFL

  • "the saw is part of mee.. and im going to make it a part of you!"

    "thats all right! keep it!"

    thats the best line

  • Hello cutie pie, one of us is in deep trouble! - LOL

  • greatest movie of all time

  • HEY LIGHT HEAD! HEY CHRISTMAS TREE!

  • @Thehwchampionotw :)))))) Haha only meant to type that once needless to say...great movie this...so quotable!

  • if you could get the quote of the old woman was like i vote richards thats one mean motherf*cker lol and the one when the girl was like we shouldve went to hawaii and arnolds like i had the shirt for it but you f*cked it up lmao

  • Christmas tree lol xDD

  • Hey lighthead! hey christmas tree!! haha love tht quote

  • All awesome quotes.

    Arnie ftw =]

  • What happened to Buzzsaw?

  • @johnjnukemsheridan He had to split.

  • @johnjnukemsheridan He had to split!

  • What happened to Buzzsaw?

  • What happened to Buzzsaw?

  • What happened to Buzzsaw?

  • What happened to Buzzsaw?

  • What happened to Buzzsaw?

  • @johnjnukemsheridan He had to split!

  • @johnjnukemsheridan chainsaw accident

  • What about the "Ahl Bhe Bhack"? quote?

  • Gotta love those lines he says. They're just priceless. And unforgetable I might add. Arnold has some of the best lines in cinema history.

  • Hellaw kyootie pai? Wonderfuss is in beak trobal!

  • HEY, CHRISTMAS TREE!!

  • Did he say "Cold-bladdered bastard"? lol.

  • cold blooded bastard

  • "NAU... PLAIN ZEEOH!"

    Anold quotes is so much fun :D

  • i hope u have enough room left for my fist because i'm going to ramm it into ur stomach and break ur goddamm SPINEE!!!!

  • @rrrh4l thats personally my favorite arnie line ever

  • "hey lighthead! hey chirstmas tree!"

    LMAO

  • hey you forgot ill be back the classic one from all, and one of us is in deep trouble, he used that too on last action hero

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  • that sub-zero quote was pretty terrible

  • @sillymonkeyinc It's so bad I like it.

  • @sillymonkeyinc Lol, glad to see your smart enough to realize bad writing when you see it.

  • @sillymonkeyinc Now he's Plain Zero.

  • what a accent!!!

  • Ive seen U before! You're the asshole on TV!!!

  • Ahahahahahahaahahahhhahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

  • -What happened to BoneSaw?

    -He had to split.

  • Because I'm going to say.... PLEEEEEEEEEASE!

  • The man's performances are a national treasure.

  • AND BREAK YA GAD DAMN SPINE!

  • eaaaghh!

  • @Hendarix the AHHHHHHH on the end seals it

  • my favorite line from that movie was when the girl asked arny what happend to buzzsaw, and then arny said he had to split, lolololol

  • at the final part of the video...imagine if arnie had his foot stuck somewhere...."one of us is in DEEP trouble!! LOL!!!

  • i like when fireball makes his entrance and the chick yells jesus christ arnold replies "guess again"

  • @zeroadg lol, yeah, i remember that

  • you missed

    jam it up your ass

  • should of said 'here is subzero, now DEAD zero.

  • yur not funny ass hole

  • @gearhead2k6 He says PLAIN zero :)

  • @gearhead2k6 no, that wouldnt have been funny, i laughed my ass off the first time i heart plain zero

  • "hello cutie pie, one of us is in deep trouble" lol i love that line

  • he has many great one liners indeed - im a big fan.

    My fave is from Commando, where he sticks a guy on a broken steam pipe, with that great deep unforgiving voice:

    "let off some steam Bennett" !!

    HAHAHA classic! not inc. the obvious terminator ones :P

  • Ai sai Arnold is a weri grait Muvistar, yu anderständ? =)

    Bat its weri hard tu wreit leik Arnold toks. =) =) Aktschn babe.

  • Its a good thing that Arnold wasn't able to speak english fluently. I mean if he did, he would have gotten more lines in his movies and we would have never ended up with all his amazing one liners. :D

    Seriously there's no other actor EVER who had so many great one lines in so many movies. =)

  • Bruce Campbell.

  • @JDubs878

    i fully agree with you.

    Arnold speaks Austrian-English,not only in old times, even now.

    im Austrian and for me its also sooo funny to listen too....

    he's a great man, the german speaker is terrible :( ...

  • my favorite is:

    "One of us is in...DEEP trouble."

  • EPIC SPINE QUOTE

  • I would uh, guess it's from "Running Man"...

  • still the running man, after he escaped the compound he regroups with his old pals and comes back for that presenter bloke.....

  • What a dumb shit you are.

  • thanks you lmfao

  • hello cutie pie

  • well i hope u have a room for my fist because im going to ram into ur stomach and break ur goddmn spine

  • Still! xD

  • You forgot "He had to split!" And if I'm not mistaken Arnie says "What a hothead!" after killing fireball!

  • The best for me was when he says to that chick "Because Im going to say Pleeeeeaaaasssse" lol

  • one of us is in....deeeeeep trouble

  • one of us is gonna getta hurt real bad...

  • Hey Christmas Tree :D

  • Uplink, underground,uplink,underground­. I'm going to uplink your ass, and YOU'LL be on the ground.

  • Yeah, I was waiting for that one too.... that's the best one in my opinion!

    (Of course, Maria Conchita Alonso paying 6 bucks for a soda is pretty funny too!)

  • (Sorry, I was responding to BigBobboBump's comment about the "uplink, underground" quote)

  • There's $2.75 in some places, already... not much off prediction-wise O_O

  • Disneyland doesn't count. LOL

  • buzzsaw :The saws a part of me now im gonna make it a part of U!

    Arnie: Thats ok KEEP IT!!

  • Hello cue-tee pie! One of us is in deeeepp trouble.

  • lol OWN3D

  • you cold blooded bastard. ill tell you what i think of it. ill live to see you eat that contract, but i hope you leave enough room for my fist because i'm going to ram it into your stomach..and break yer goddamn spine.

    thats my fave

  • I love the line he says right after the last clip.  "Please, don't kill me!" "Sorry, I don't take requests"

  • aaah its a brilliant film.

  • best line in the movie!

  • I can pick anyone I choose, and I choose..Ben Richards. That boy's one mean motherfucker!