Best Prayer Ever: Pastor thanks God for 'smokin' hot wife'

[URNemesis108]

Tax that fat boy to death... Time to render unto Caesar biotch!

[allaboutmelody]

I AM so coming to YOUR CHURCH Brother. You are like ME Crazy =D

[allaboutmelody]

LOL I LOVE IT! SHE IS HOT =D

Any Prayer pleases Me

Love

Melody

[ArgueExplain]

Why are we offended when some guy says a few words to some invisible man in the sky in front of a bunch of rednecks? The rednecks all seem to think the invisible man is real and watches Nascar. Let's face it, if the Redneck god watches Nascar, we're already fucked.

[Brandeis74]

He did this prayer to get the attention of the people in the audience? I understand that but... isn't the purpose of prayer to get the attention of God? But in retrospect, I think he is telling a fib here. I think he really was trying to get the attention of the sponsors. After the fact he said he wasn't against the idea of sponsoring prayers.

[mkroehnert1]

ffs you all religous peices of shit ffs your all dumb hes cool lol

[MIZZPRINCESSNSC]

You all are idiots, God didn't say you can't have the gief of laughter....I bet Jesus is up there in Heavan and saying Pastor Nelms you CRACKED me up.......

if you dont like, DONT FREAKIN LISTEN>>>>>>>>>>>>shut up idiots

we stand behind you pastor Nelms yeah fun in fundamentalist.......jerks....­.

[userwl2850]

maybe he should pray harder for his eyesight. smokin hot wife?????

[bargs1]

why is this a big deal. gods not real anyways.

[tony1572]

old hag is just mad that she isn't smokin hot.

[pharmdmsn]

Putting the fun back into fundamentalism and start prayer by, "Dear Lord babe Jesus or Sweetheart Lord Jesus". Now the lustful phrase "Lord I thank you for my smokin' red hot wife". "Whoever looks at a woman lustfully has committed adultery with her in his heart"-Matt 5:28. A woman can also be a wife or a fiancee, so you can also lust and so commit adultery with your wife in your heart. That's how crazy religion is!

[TheFireball100]

@pharmdmsn You are mistaken. You only are lusting if she is not your wife.

[kebbsta]

fuck this woman's voice omfg stfu