Ellen's Sea Horse Monologue

[greenday2themax]

This has nothing to do with the video but I searched Ellen's name and I got this - ''Bright one, most beautiful woman''

[Teddybear2923]

Seahorses are cool.

[julesdanser]

an inch is 2.5 cms.

she's hilarious! I love here and i hope she's kidding!!!!!!!!!

[yuetching]

Fascinating and so hilarious =)

[Pravesh7]

Entertain + Educate = Edutate !

[xXxSailorNekoxXx]

Why don't they just call the male seahorse the female?

[mell0marr]

@xXxSailorNekoxXx does the male seahorse have male anatomy?  the female seahorse has the ability to lay eggs...i dunno

[studionightbird0]

lol wow I just discovered this information myself a few days ago (about the male being the carrier)

[stonescorpio]

Sardines - floozies of the sea.

XD

[miakosummin3]

9999 views, btw

[sugarychocobot]

XD An inch is 2 1/2 cm

[90Christin]

wow, I thought America uses cm! Although when I hear that somebody is "x inch tall" I have no idea how much is it ^^ I don't even know if it's big or small. Everytime I learn how much inch is, I have to calculate what takes me a long time, cause 2,54 is not even :D ^^ I just had to say this ;)

[toysoldierivana]

"They eat crustations from the sea, which would be delicious with lemon butter sauce"

"And they also eat worms, which would not be delicious with lemon butter sauce or anything"

Lmfaooo i lovee ellen !!!! ♥

[kaybarn05]

Ohh do they not use cm in America??

[HWAlcaz]

2.54 cm to an inch

[NeverAshcroft]

its funny, im from germany and we use cms and not inches. so i have no idea how you could only think the other way around. XD

[dekoven613]

there are 2 1/2 centimeters in an inch

[mikontisot]

this will help ya, 30cm is 1 foot. Ellen would know this, she is so intelligent but she learnt the hard way ya gotta play ignorant when it comes to the measurement issue.

[SaraLevin]

"Those sardines...tramps!"

xD

[LexCooBukaba]

LOL!

[Alaurahpinder1990]

Seehorses are mammals so they are born live. FYI lol xxxxxx

[janistonbest]

awesome! she made my day the day she voiced Dory ;) !!! oh and sea horse babies are born live, but just before birth, if im not mistaken, in the "fanny pack" of the male, water is released, so that the babies are ready to be in water, they get used to it.

[fazr90]

OMG she really doesn't know wat a centimetre is?

WOAH!!!? isn't that measurement used everywhere or jst in britain lol?

[knuffltuffl]

it's used everywhere, but i think many americans really don't have a clou what a cm is... for all americans: a sea horse is about 5.9 inch tall :o)

[chisamiXXhyuuga]

seriously guys, she's kidding, we americans even use cm's

[fazr90]

lol soz dude i don't know KNOW any americans so i didn't know :P

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[TrunksChan]

Yeah, where I am we don't really use centimeters much... but I don't see inches a lot either >_> I measure things in Love.

[fazr90]

how corny !! :P lol but funny :P

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[jkundle]

Clearly simply humor is not your foray. Maybe you should stick to simple knock knock jokes before you make yourself sound any more stupid and ignorant then we all already think you are.

And what is it with every other country insulting American's intelligence? Obviously they are not nice people.

Whatever either way Ellen is hilariously funny. And she's American.

[CoColuveslife]

shes joking ;)

[fazr90]

yeh i know still corny :P lol

xxx

[ALMOONADE]

nice shirt? lolz

[two46pm]

Haha, god. She IS Dorie.

I love her.

[ellenrox1986]

i used to have a sea horse and a crab in the same tank, but the crab eat the sea horse lol

[Helloguy16]

she does edutate

[uberscully]

i can't help you with everything!

lol..i love her.

[farhanna1]

nice shirt? lolz