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@jarjarbanks22 Bart gets a fake I.D. and rents a car with Martin's money that he won through stock speculation. Bart, Martin, Millhouse, and Nelson then go on a road trip. Meanwhile, Homer and Lisa bond at the nuclear power plant.
The Hungarians have built a giant motorized Rubik's cube, and the fair's symbol is the SunSphere, which sits atop a 266 foot tall steel shaft. What's inside? An information desk...... Cooool!
@megamarsvin And you can honestly say that given what happened on 9/11, Al Gore would've done better? And while we're on the subject of economy, the country was already in a recession when Bush took office, so this downward spiral really started with that shameless horndog Clinton!
@Thoralmir I can't predict what "would have happened" but I doubt very much either mr. Gore nor mr. Clinton would have randomly invaded Iraq, let Osama escape and decided instead to take on the whole of Afghanistan as a pet project.
The financial collapse would NOT have happened without Iraq. Certainly the stupid deregulated banks (by Bush but granted also by Clinton, Bush Sr. and Reagan) would have gone bust but it wouldn't have completely destroyed the US.
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wasting the last $10... thats a paddlin
afran17 2 days ago
man-bear-pig is coming! im super cereal!!
mrliampep5i 5 days ago
according to al gore the arctic will be ice free in just 2 short years
the guys a joke
lowaces 1 week ago
That should come with one of those weights people sometimes tie helium balloons too.
With all that hot air inside, he's liable to fly away.
And a same scale Manbearpig, of course.
TBustah 1 week ago
119,119 views OMG
KanyeTroll 1 week ago 2
lol x 1000000 x :] x 2000000000 = holly crap I almost died laughing
badassgirl51 1 week ago
Pff so innacurate Al Gore isn't nearly that exciting.
cjs2964 2 weeks ago 5
@cjs2964 but he saved the world...in Futurama
samsherberts 3 days ago
12 people heard Al Gore talk but were relieved when they took an arrow to the knee.
Sickopath333 2 weeks ago
Ill take 8
topazkid97 2 weeks ago
Thanks alot friggin ToysRUs
GajBros 2 weeks ago
next phrase is "I invented the internet"
Chimichanga12594 2 weeks ago
you are reading me comment
dalektaliban 2 weeks ago
You are reading me type :D
makotomikami 2 weeks ago 2
You are reading my comment.
TheAdmiralsOwl 3 weeks ago 5
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JamesZapfelPoetry 1 month ago
al gore you with my claws!
Regginyaga 1 month ago
EXCELSIOR!
samirhossain 1 month ago 5
What episode was this? This is a classic one but I can't remember what it's about.
jarjarbanks22 1 month ago
@jarjarbanks22 Bart gets a fake I.D. and rents a car with Martin's money that he won through stock speculation. Bart, Martin, Millhouse, and Nelson then go on a road trip. Meanwhile, Homer and Lisa bond at the nuclear power plant.
gombagod 3 weeks ago
buying a cheap Al Gore doll?
oh you better believe that's a paddlin'
sixstringCM06 1 month ago
I'm super cereal
LegsROverrated 1 month ago 3
pull the string again and it says, "Please...just...hold me."
MykeMetyll 1 month ago
I want one of those!
PhoenixAngel429 1 month ago
I want one of those.
321boileranimal 1 month ago
Spending the last 10 dollars on a doll, that's a paddlin'.
Pokey3000 1 month ago
You are hearing this in Al Gore's voice.
UberCharger56 1 month ago
Ten dollars that went to the manbearpig foundation
ChiefKnockahomer999 1 month ago
"you are reading this post"
4N6dub 1 month ago
:youdontsay:
lTofSmitia 2 months ago
But he's got a new hat!
IwantitIwantitIwantitIwantit
popnfat 2 months ago
I'LL TAKE 8!
EnglishGavz 2 months ago 2
where can i get one?
adelnhanna 2 months ago
More like Al Gore dull!
Lazyguy22 2 months ago
@Lazyguy22 *clap........clap......clap*
TheWibbelz 2 months ago
The Internet has turned on its own creator!
ishockmyself 2 months ago
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I was going to win an election, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
HeavyMetalBeliever 2 months ago
@HeavyMetalBeliever Fuck you.
VideoSuperMaster 2 months ago
@VideoSuperMaster And a few spoiled votes.
HeavyMetalBeliever 2 months ago
well, at least he speaks the truth
TheDude9491 2 months ago
thats a paddlin
feelsgoodtobeyoung 2 months ago
Okay, that's something I think both conservatives and liberals are able to laugh at.
omegagilgamesh 3 months ago 3
Yes, the guy who invented the internet!
mario11168 3 months ago
You are reading my comment.
TheYoshi42 3 months ago 3
Oh yeah, they went to the Sun Sphere. Great episode.
alexrogers411 3 months ago
why is there no 10 minute version of this?
Jerram89 3 months ago
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Buying an Al Gore doll? That's a Paddlin'.
CWFWrestling2003 3 months ago
@CWFWrestling2003 Why post unfunny, unoriginal bullshit? Thumbed down.
kyledabest6 3 months ago 7
thats a paddlin
1997bhavin 3 months ago
THE MAGICAL DEMOCRAT HAS SPOKEN!
LocoRico89 3 months ago
"... in the year 2000."
PoisonInc 3 months ago
One of THE most classic episodes! Road trip to the Knoxville World Fair FTW!
WithCompany 3 months ago
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hazza3 3 months ago
Seems legit.
headthemeatgrinder 3 months ago
manbearpig
rustinpeace1992 3 months ago
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Why do I always end up watching some sort of animated television show clips when I'm getting tired while on YouTube?
Hteam1422 3 months ago
That $10 could have bought... ONE GALLON OF GAS.
GhostLink92 3 months ago 203
@GhostLink92 thats 100$...
SavageBezerkEclipse 2 months ago
@GhostLink92 how can they their car got crushed
redbullwings11 1 week ago
still relevant even today!
ConfusedProud 3 months ago
I have that doll.
LianeandAmy 4 months ago
Remember, we parked under the Sun Sphere!
Morty4444 4 months ago
I think a talk Bush call would be more entertaining lol
johnhamilton08 4 months ago
Spend the last 10 dollars on an Al Gore doll, that's a paddlin'
ASexyChilean 4 months ago
You are hearing me favorite this video
IXAX15 4 months ago
Wearing a wig, that's a paddin'
Vanderyn 4 months ago
You are reading this because I posted it.
mariobrothers99 4 months ago
It's an Al Gore Doll! I'm being super cereal, you guys! XD
ThatGirlWithTheCards 4 months ago 3
Mann co store customers.
chocho999 4 months ago 3
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Al Gore: "You are reading this in my voice."
itsbankaibitch 4 months ago
I love how no explanation is needed for people who don't know why they're wearing wigs.
stewardo 4 months ago 8
Whoopty fuckin doo...
demonshade500025 4 months ago
"I have ridden the might moon worm."
MissGrapeNehi 4 months ago
Ten dollars well spent, says I
ibelieveihadahat 4 months ago 174
@ibelieveihadahat
Indubitably, ol' chum. You deserve that top comment spot. Why, I said to myself, I said "Self, here is a clever old bean. Give him a thumbs up."
AgApE010 3 months ago
@ibelieveihadahat I'd buy one.
shtfacedmanatee 1 week ago
At least he didn't mention manbearpig!
bbsirup 4 months ago 4
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ttuber99 4 months ago
"I invented teh internets"
kensei85 4 months ago
or you can press 5 to hear Al Gore talk.
drewby1818 4 months ago
Well, on the bright side, I destroyed the Sun Sphere.
cjimmy99 4 months ago 2
You are reading my commment.
eduardazo 4 months ago
You'd get bored of it in seconds, due to it's monotone voice.
So i guess it's a faithful replica then.
crashnburner187 4 months ago
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RDBeatnik 4 months ago
It may be boring, dammit, but at least it speaks the truth.
desumeme 4 months ago 5
I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON WORM!
cbohar84 4 months ago 4
@cbohar84 good for him
ttuber99 4 months ago
meh hes better in futurama
benderfan111 4 months ago
Aww...I like Al Gore.
He's just so goddamn boring.
donwantstobesedated 4 months ago
lol you are hearing me talk
Mrtherandomblogger 4 months ago
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philberz 4 months ago
The Hungarians have built a giant motorized Rubik's cube, and the fair's symbol is the SunSphere, which sits atop a 266 foot tall steel shaft. What's inside? An information desk...... Cooool!
Genis85 4 months ago
all gore! now with new and exiting phrases like: MANPEARPIG!
AceAttorny 4 months ago
lol...back when he wasn't super serial.
I would by an AL Gore doll that says "you are hearing me talk" and "EXCELSIOR!"
Mr62887 5 months ago
This sounds exactly like how Al Gore would speak!
Mistertbones 5 months ago
@Mistertbones Like the speech function on a computer, yeah :')
WoodymanTHEJ 4 months ago
I must have spent our last 10$ on this Gabe Newell doll
*mumbling heard*
Translated: You are hearing me eat.
BurritoLover96 5 months ago 3
@BurritoLover96 After 12 years in development, We hope this doll will be worth the weight.
CameronWasmund 5 months ago
but on the plus side, i knocked over the sunsphere
trank31337 5 months ago 2
"You are throwing me away."
SSMaster 5 months ago
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darthkahn45 5 months ago
BARTTT, NELSON HIT ME!!.......he sure did.
JamesBrett2008 5 months ago
@dudewtfpasswind Thats not the most discriptive way to tell me who someone I've never heard of is
AutumnCrusader 5 months ago
@AutumnCrusader there's better places to learn about something you don't know than youtube comments section. try the rest of the internet
PurpleCanuck 5 months ago
@PurpleCanuck But I'm lazy D=
AutumnCrusader 5 months ago
@dudewtfpasswind Yes, why wouldn't I be?
I have no idea who Al Gore is
AutumnCrusader 5 months ago
but on the plus side, i knocked over the sun sphere
Autonova 5 months ago
Quick question, who exactly is Al Gore?
AutumnCrusader 5 months ago
Actually, It's now a Mitt Romney doll.
Tokopol 5 months ago
nelsons afro. ftw.
MrXxsnipesXx 5 months ago
What episode
KeyValue11 5 months ago
You are reading me comment
ryuunosuke712 5 months ago
Spending your last 10 dollars on an Al Gore doll? oooOoohh you better believe thats a paddlin'........
superlink235 5 months ago 4
"Note to Glenn Beck, I've met Al Gore, Al Gore is no Adolf Hitler. Hitler had charisma." - Lewis Black
SteppingRazor9 6 months ago
An Inconvenient Truth in 7 seconds
Gollum120711 6 months ago
Does he own 10 dollars of the internet now?
gamefreak12321 6 months ago
You are reading my post.
mercwithamouth100 6 months ago 135
Press 8 after he says "you are" to hear him call you a dog.
Pcfan11 6 months ago
Hearing Al Gore talk? That's a paddlin'
Stroolet123 6 months ago
Probably the most intelligent thing he has ever said...
kabodkhwaamkhid 6 months ago
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PrincessIronWeasel 6 months ago
ITS NOT THE WIND !
xBlackRaiderx 6 months ago
6 people cant hear him talk
waltdisney19282008 6 months ago 3
Celebrate good time come on! "I will".
R33Racer 6 months ago
the doll has more personality than Al Gore
bustedup 6 months ago 3
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ElGuerrillero8595 6 months ago
Wait, CBC has The Simpsons?
Max17766 7 months ago
New ringtone.
AlexF993 7 months ago
Probably not better than the Samurai Obama action figure though...
MrNauran 7 months ago
That's it! Back to Winnipeg!
AndyMaines93 7 months ago 3
I've always wanted an Al Gore doll after seeing this :D
HerrShaun 8 months ago
"I am always watching you" that's what it should say
Milesprower1100 9 months ago
better than a george bush doll which is the sound box from a monkey doll
TheMrCFH 10 months ago 23
@TheMrCFH At least the Bush doll is actually INTERESTING to listen to.
Thoralmir 9 months ago
@Thoralmir I'd say more "funny" than "interesting" ;)
megamarsvin 6 months ago
@megamarsvin Still has waaaaaaaaaaaaaay more charisma than Al Gore. No contest. Al Gore = sleep aid
Thoralmir 6 months ago
@Thoralmir Yeah and he charismatically talked the country into two wars that took it from the biggest surplus in history to the edge of bankruptcy ^^
megamarsvin 6 months ago
@megamarsvin And you can honestly say that given what happened on 9/11, Al Gore would've done better? And while we're on the subject of economy, the country was already in a recession when Bush took office, so this downward spiral really started with that shameless horndog Clinton!
Thoralmir 6 months ago
@Thoralmir I can't predict what "would have happened" but I doubt very much either mr. Gore nor mr. Clinton would have randomly invaded Iraq, let Osama escape and decided instead to take on the whole of Afghanistan as a pet project.
The financial collapse would NOT have happened without Iraq. Certainly the stupid deregulated banks (by Bush but granted also by Clinton, Bush Sr. and Reagan) would have gone bust but it wouldn't have completely destroyed the US.
megamarsvin 6 months ago
"You are reading my comment"
Mephilesthedark1360 11 months ago 62
@Mephilesthedark1360 LOL
Mrtherandomblogger 4 months ago
Wow, the best action figure ever
patu8010 11 months ago 5
"You are seeing me walk"
wickedklown50187 1 year ago
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Mephilesthedark1360 1 year ago
haha
Michael1Jackson11 1 year ago
always wondered what he thinks of these jokes considering he's on futurama now
ripelivejam 1 year ago
4 people can't hear Al Gore talk
nicolunacba 1 year ago 8
Skip to 0:03 to hear Al Gore talk.
corky064 1 year ago 21
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corky064 1 year ago
"Well this calls for a celebration,"
Celebrate good times, c'mon!
"I will."
pythonman7 1 year ago 9
Even as a doll he is boring.
officerbawden17 1 year ago 3
i bet the comicbookguy has 9 of thoughs
8bitPikachu 1 year ago
3 dislikes don't deserve to hear Al Gore Doll talk.
chavedappelle 1 year ago 3
You are reading me type.
VGKing 1 year ago 11
even funnier with the vuvuzela button!
area43 1 year ago
Putting back the action in action figure.
Sephiel263 1 year ago 7
Smartest thing Al Gore ever said! lol
DarkwingDork 1 year ago
Dang, more lifelike and more animated than the REAL algor!!
minowekay 2 years ago 3
@minowekay
Al Gore*
0mikr0n 2 years ago
@0mikr0n
I can't help it, if it's perfect, it's perfect:
From Websters New World Dictionary of the American Language, College Edition, Copyright 1960:
algor (al gor), n. [L., cold], a chill felt during fever.
Unfortunately, it appears that Al Gore, Sr., may have had the word scrubbed from subsequent dictionaries. Obviously, it was TOO perfect.
minowekay 2 years ago
hahahahahhahaha!
tehmode 2 years ago 2
xD "You are hearing me talk." I busted out laughing at this, haha.
IXScroungerXI 2 years ago 6
lol, "you are hearing me talk" lol
tehnater 3 years ago 172
I want an Al Gore doll! :D
PhoenixAngel429 3 years ago 18
lol classic! Bart on the Road is a great episode
DusneyFilms 3 years ago 114