Dane Cook Isolated Incident - HD (Uncensored) Part. 1

[dbanjeezeez]

oh my god lmfao i just joined the 'i dropped my cellphone in my own piss' club a few days ago ugh

[mynameisZIM12]

i miss his hairstyle it used to match his personality more

[TheXxLeGeNDaRyxXClan]

ROFL "Instead of a dusty old rope, How about umm.. Christmas Lights!" ROFL!

[AyDiosMio704]

dude wat about parts 2-4

[jibety66]

Abraham Lincoln was Black,

[wayzboyzlover]

dan is still REALLY funny he always makes me laugh but in my eyes he use to be cuter

[darkwolf328]

no parts 2-4? FAIL

[camiloat5]

have you ever played halo , its like getting hit in the face by a gravity hammer by a camper

[BeatlesFanCharsh]

PETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8

[medinamiddleschool]

anybody ever play the challenge game

[dreamcatcher131]

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[Dudemantwotwentytwo]

this is not good. the weird thing was it was hot and cold at the same time. hahahaha

[cbikin1990]

@stfwho

oh and I forgot to ask who will you be voting for this coming election? seems like there are alot of inspiring candidates

[cbikin1990]

@stfwho

maybe its just the fact you are a racist I will admit its a slow recovery but the economy probably wont stabilize until around 2014-2016. remember when we had the great depression it took 11-12 years for the economy to recover and during the eighties with reagans "trickle down" economics we were in a recession and didnt start to stabilize til the early nineties

[ryguy2487]

what the fuck its been two years and we're still asking the same question! where the fuck is part two dammit

[233alexw]

THIS IS SSSOOOO FUNNY!!! I liked the thing with Peter. :)

[russiangirl1996]

I LOVE YOU.

[stickman8860]

Stfwho

Fuck u ya racist bastard! He tries his best so who gives a fuck about his skin color! Put your self in his shoes! If you were president we'd all be fucked!

[CrAzYbRoS]

PETER?!?!

[JCween4]

Halo!! :3

[SABUTTECALI]

obama sucks



[BriannaLovesPudding]

he is so sexy and funny.

my type of guy

[505demo]

'oh, piss in my eye!"

[WeepingRaven13]

With the raped part that is SO true!

[LGOASMD]

My name is Peter and i'm very offen-

Mom: PETER!!

[no1smooth]

If you activate transcription, it's a lot weirder !

[carvers99]

@xsk8er987 Stfu

[stfwho]

@carvers99 I can tell by your post that you aren't very intelligent, but still I should point out that Obama really did betray the country, even if your favorite nigger rappers say he's cool.

[xsk8er987]

Obama is a traitor

[JiBenJiBee]

Piss in my eye. I don't care for this.

LoL

[PointlessComedy]

is it me or is dane bulking up?



[TheMediaKnights]

@PointlessComedy he was because he wanted to play captain america but chris evans got the role.... im not kidding.

[PointlessComedy]

@TheMediaKnights Nah I believe you...

[ESPAINTGS]

Why do we get shitty old earth? lmfaoo!!

[LSolomon13]

God damnit, I loved dane but I didn't know he loves obama. FUUUUU

[ImaMonsterrx]

PPPEETTEERRR!!!!!!!!!1

[lolitarose111]

00:28 Hey it's Dane Cook

LOL

[Valonytube]

I love me some Dane!! but, haaate comedy about politics and serious topics. Unless its about relationships and sex. Then thats funny shit.

[Cnupoc]

@Valonytube you hate comedy about politics and serious topics ? you hate comedy...

[demonchic501]

I like Dane Cook better with his big hair. <3

[inSAMIne]

Ahh, piss in my eye. I don't care for this

[YoYo2All]

Haha i like how Daniel Tosh is on the side!

[66ohmy88]

piss in my eye... not good

[BrownEyedGirl1235]

ALSO...like him better with longer hair :l

[BrownEyedGirl1235]

what if the whole video was just like the beginning....him walking through places and we were just sitting here waiting for him to get to the stage....

[Halder4193]

OMG HE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Leon14000]

" I voted for Obama!" Nobody would be saying that 2 years later

[ertserty]

"And then it hit my big fat cock." <3

[dillkil2]

11:56 is funny

[TheItalianchamp]

peter.....erased from existence.... Fringe anyone?????

[Kobe24219]

Barack Obama

[xDNYEx]

i really like this special more than the average joe. great premises. i hope this is an early version of the new dane cook we're seeing.

[Mcano4428]

@acelilgirl That is so true

[MoonScorpion97]

o00o

[mannotaurable]

why is this getting a higher rating than tosin? Valuable artistic creation vs mindless circle jerk hmmmm

[pomekin]

whts with the frequent hair style always changing...

[YmustTh3w0rldG0r0und]

they already found a planet like earth, it 600 lightyrs away and a bit bigger

[DemiDuchess]

@YmustTh3w0rldG0r0und since when?

[YmustTh3w0rldG0r0und]

@DemiDuchess not too long ago like 3 weeks ago but they recently found another one thats a bit smaller

[eldorado61guy]

'What the fuck would Hilary Duff tell me to do, right now' ?

[yoyoloto]

/watch?v=PvtfYT73Xsw good song

[skidophillips]

@sonicundergroundfan1 I thought I was the only Sonic fan that liked Dane Cook!

I love Sonic Undergronud too! Yippie!

[skidophillips]

(Peter's BFF: Rob. Peters girlfriend: Jessica. Peter's sis/ Jessica's BFF:Penny)

Jessica: Hey Rob, have you seen Peter?

Rob: He's gone Jessica! Dane deleated him!

Jessica: What?! *Calls Penny* Penny! Dane killed Peter!

Penny: What?! Dane killed my brother?! Dane is SO dead!!!

Jessica&Rob&Penny: I'm gonna deleat Dane!!!

Dane: Oh.... Shit!

[beetlez87]

its funny because obama isnt black

[MadaraPeinNaruto]

He looks kinda like Zachary quinto if you think about it... O.o

[killcube213]

Hey Dane hows your AIDS?

[straywolf184]

what happened to his smexy hair Q~Q

[SinfulTendencies]

@Dudeers6 Part 2 was in copyright violation and had to be removed.

[neoseeker98]

@SinfulTendencies so why would they keep the other parts? O_O

[hatallas]

@SinfulTendencies like part one wasn't. i hate it when they let you watch the all video but take away the 10mns at the end that make the all movie comes together, just to leave you with the credits.

[tylarnicole111]

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW??!!

[yorushingai]

@Dudeers6 Peter had it

[chrisandre101]

Hilary Duff told 3 people what to do lol

[timtimtimmaah]

11:01 The piss drop hit him in the inside if his eye?

[ZessXX]

To the people in the audience at the beggining: NOW look where Obama got us. See, it doesn't really matter what color he is, it matters whether or not he can actually lead the country.

Sorry for spoiling the video with my seriousness, guys ^_^"

[CuteLilAsianGirlNum1]

@ZessXX - Exactly....LOL I thought about that when Dane was talking about him...XDDD

[sespinal60]

"TOBOGGAN..." LMFAO!!

[TrickEmOrTreatEm]

1:00 to dkip long ass entrance lol

[Verpalator123]

Where the fuck is part 2 and 4? The Fuck!?

[xXChildofMusicXx]

I'm in love with Dane Cook!! :) <3

[pellow22222]

tht was such a long entrance

[Negrito1ify]

nice...

[Chillyblaz3]

Piss In My Eye..

[dannyhammons]

@HaloReach587866 you're cool.

[leebeer]

awful. go watch doug stanhope. this is so shit

[UmbreonArt]

@leebeer Please be quite! No one wants hear you talk. I got one question though... Why did u search and click on this video? It makes no sense... Please answer and answer truthfully! Thank you!

[leebeer]

@UmbreonArt because it came up in related videos of doug. god knows why as this prick is as funny as lung cancer

[benzass95]

@leebeer in the words of Dane Cook "give him a shot"

[leebeer]

@benzass95 listento doug then tell me you still rate this guy.. peace

[TrinityofTriforce]

@leebeer

I did. I didn't find Doug funny in the slightest.

Why? Because people have different comedic tastes and different things make them laugh. Don't come here and tell people that what they think is funny sucks and recommend something different.

[UmbreonArt]

@leebeer still that makes no sense because you know that you hate him yet you still click on the video Honestly I dont understand why u clicked on the video when you can see the title Dane Cook Isolated Incident- HD which next to a picture of Dane Cook I understand that you like another comedain better but theres no reason to hate on other comedains I myself dont fnd Doug very funny but i dont leave any hate comments. By the way dont bother calling me names because you cant change my opinion.

[dannyhammons]

have you ever played halo?

[animestalker93]

Me, jokingly asked my friend what he would do if I went up to him while he was with a nice girl and I said "How's your AIDS?"

His reply was "Doing fine," then he would turn back to the girl and say, "My daughter has an autism and AIDS, just too bad that her mother passed away and isn't here to help with the stress."

[imkaitlyn11]

His hair! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! D:

[leical9]

where can i see part 4?????!!!!!!!!!!!

[darksnow07]

too many horny women in the audience.

[JstGoinForIt]

ya know...if this was animated, it'd be pretty friggin' hysterical to watch. *looks up animation; finds S****y version of spongebob* sad face

[37ryan73]

the only dislike in this video is by peter.

[JstGoinForIt]

@37ryan73 what if he actually got poked by a zombie? *Long silence* These are the questions that are never answered.

[ElectronicStuff4Free]

10:04 rofl @ homer simpson scream

[fredericobpc]

PETERRR!!!! hahaahhahahah

[LowLevelSaiyanGin498]

@Dudeers6 it got deleted liek peter

[Kat022311]

I freaking love this guy!! so hilariouse (if i even spelled that right haha) But I was laughing so much I was crying!

[Immune2Fear09]

Peter disliked this video before he disintergrated

[stanlymarsh3000]

@Immune2Fear09 lol fuck you peter {not talking to you} but still lol.

[dasportzman230z]

the 1 dislike got shitty old earth

[RosesToTheOutcasts]

Obama suck, and now sadly Dane Cook looks stupid, which makes me wanna cry, cuz I love him <33

[Jeannexxx5]

@Dudeers6 now we all have to listen the normal shity version. F**ck

[ChelyG4986]

this dudes the best!!

[ThecookiemonsterLife]

First to LMAOROFLLOLz!!!

[AmphibianStudios]

DAAANEEE COOOOOOO..k

[lui0193]

First to lmfao Rofl XD hahahah

[MonsterEnergy124]

lol halo, getting raped by camper with a gravity hammer i love dane

[sonicundergroundfan1]

PETER!!!!

[gothwannabe037]

First to LMAO

[xbrayanrules15x]

Anyone else notice how long of a walk that was to get to the stage? o.o

[DrBossMP]

1st to rofl

[Hombraysnoopdog]

I am noticing a lot of part 2s gone

[melissa86ishot]

where is the rest of the videos?!?!?!?!?

[SrgtBarney]

first to lol

[screamcreek]

sceond to laugh

[angel30382]

Second to chuckle. :)

[mdio44]

first to laugh =]