Survivor Audition Tape

[jeremyrules7]

@Shyaporn Why? because this displays how you are too fake and would want to play up for the camera to further your acting and directing career and would win at challenges.

[poptarts9288]

you should actually send this in

[Shyaporn]

@poptarts9288 I did!

[poptarts9288]

@Shyaporn oh.... THEN WHY DID THEY NOT PICK YOU!? 

[saywhatbobobo]

why the hell didnt they pick u

[MrTallDaddy]

Check out the Epic Survivor Morphin Time Audition!!!!! It's crazy!!!!!

[washingtoninnm]

I hope Piglet gave u the runz.

[Trollnumber12]

Well, sure. You made it all easy on yourself, compeeting against Piglet. Try beating Monkey instead. He'd be all like: "Magical size-shifting staff to the face!"

[dhammakaveros]

Always cracks me up, thanks for all the laughs, Shy!

[JrrrrdB]

corny

[giannivee1]

you ate the pig man!!...Good job, i always said life is a lifeboat, each day is what the captain of the lifeboat has to do for the benefit of the whole, of course you as the captain wound up taking advantage of your one lifeboat crewmember, tomorrow will be here sooner than you think...ok...good video..thanks Gianni

[divertiti]

duuuuude, you're so fucking talented it's not even funny, why are you not on tv and in movies, damnit.

[ANGELINA4MACHO]

why dont you have ur own show on comedy central?Loved it I Saw all ur videos lol.

[Shyaporn]

@ANGELINA4MACHO Because I'm LAZY...

[griffy2007]

You're cute, talented, and have a great imagination.  Great video. But why would you want to put up with all the hate, shallowness and backstabbing that goes on in Survivor? Not worth the stress. All those people are lame and brain dead.

[Shyaporn]

@griffy2007 This was back in the first couple of seasons of Survivor, when it was more about the chance for an adventure in a distant land, rather than playing some stupid reality TV game show.

[3piper]

You are funny I have seen some of your other vids.Loved the Godzilla one.You single??

[Shyaporn]

@3piper Thanks. It's complicated.

[3piper]

gotcha.worth a shot

[Shyaporn]

@3piper Ask me again in 3 days...

[Quellogiustoxte]

good job, it seems like they are looking for strong unique standout characters...which you appear to be. I've heard that some people get on after trying a few times. keep your hair distinctive!

[creepystranger007]

ROFL:''CONEY ISLAND''!!

[tamura808]

lol piglet had it coming

[aceuno15]

Usually reality shows will never select a contestant who posts their audition tape online as they would like to introduce their contestants themselves. Just an FYI.

[Shyaporn]

@aceuno15 This audition tape is from almost 10 years ago.

[aceuno15]

@Shyaporn

I see that now! It was a nice video, keep trying! It's kind of unfair the way they pick the contestants of survivor nowadays... seems they are doing more pulling from acting industries rather than selecting people who actually put a lot of hard work into making videos!

[jacobbobcorn]

no wonder why ure so good at acting..ur'e experienced.

[Akamaru110]

what is the name of the song at the end?

[petejm1974]

tears for fears - everybody wants to rule the world

[feix5]

rofl

[Shussui154]

LOL POOR PIGLET xD

[darklinkx8]

to bad I would of liked to see you on there.

[kensei1984]

lol

[kurostorm]

LOL PIGLET!

[KTPBill]

Pittsburgh, aye?

That's just about an hour from where I live. :D

[jnhg17]

i don;t think they called you bc your whole video was entertainment and not enough about yourself. it wasn't personal enough. it didn't tell anyone who you were.

[EGsnail95]

re-watch it... it says everything about him in the beginning.

[SockReaper2000]

*Gasp!* You killed Piglet

[mightyUFO]

lol piglet wins :D

[zeus907]

lol strange

[aaronryan1975]

Very well done!

[daftpunkdork]

i love that song! tears for fears-everybody wants to rule the world

[thesirensings]

But if Piglet won the race against you, wouldn't he have been able to run away from you when you wanted to eat him?

[sigprodigy]

epic win

[Zardoz99]

Great Video, but the reason they didn't take you was because it is way too scripted.

[ZeBates]

Woo! Pittsburgh!

[Randomninja47]

That'd be an instant allowance for me.

That was blood brilliant.

[charleylikes]

trust an asian guy to eat a poor animal!

[gojirajin]

So that's how piglet died!!

[umegoyomi]

gosh you are cruel =]

[the0ghost0]

God your a funny dude.

[LucyS3121]

I'm surprised they never called you. That was a clever video. I enjoyed it.

[ScottA188]

try talking to the camera....

[princessyumeatashi]

DYAMN DAT PIGLET.

[TrekkieJade]

I love your hair

[massLings]

lol one man one toy

[mistyquest]

So you're saying they didn't put you on Surivivor!?!?!? Signs of the times. First, the brilliance of Shyaporn rejected TWICE!!! and then.... the APOCOLYPSE!

That piggy never knew what hit it

[fembabyblueeyes]

oh now iam scared poor piggy sad thing is he was not paid for this . YES LOL .

[bohemiansatire]

Your voice sounds so much like David Copperfield!

[Shyaporn]

That's the first time I've ever heard that one.

[yellowpaint16]

haha!

[onegrayghost]

that smile at 2:38 and 2:39 made me crack up!!!

rotflol

[daalsij]

hey this is actually really good

[BlitzWing00]

That was good. Are you still trying to get on Survivor?

[Shyaporn]

Heh, not for a long, long time.

[Arioch88]

Your videos fucking rule, Your my new real dad.

[Shyaporn]

You want me to deny you my approval, sending you on a spiral of self-loathing and rejecting authority?

[Arioch88]

I would probly commit suicide.

[lostforgottenangel]

Or abandon you while you're young so that you live your life afraid of love and any true commitment. *lol*

[shinoblbaka]

dude that was awesome

[Raurik]

Everybody wants to rule the world...

[skypiercer03]

The smile cracks me up everytime XD

[LydenSteele]

Man, and I was just in brooklyn a few months ago! I could've hit you up for a collabo!

Ah, well. Hope all is well, my friend! Check some of my vids out, too!

-Adam

[rhino3841]

OMG THE SMILE AT 2:39 WAS PRICELESS!!!

[dmyhre16]

did you really send this in?

[Shyaporn]

Yup.

[Morgmaster70]

For that you are my hero

[nodahanshin44]

Shy for President.

PENNSY PRIDE!

[Lugotong]

My vote for you!

[ChristianLane]

I agree with unbound12345! You sir really are in a league of your own! Any my God and hero!

[kryptonite987]

whats the music? :)

and great movies! :D love you :P

[unbound12345]

you sir are your own kind of funny GOD LIKE

[artemissarrows]

Hahaha. I love this guy.

[bmrdbgt]

I would have let you on the show ^_^

[Phuzzies]

PIGLET WINS!!!

[minivuvu]

love the smile ;d haha

[Shyaporn]

That's what the check said. ;p

[synthmonger]

I'm pretty sure you have to be part of the lowest common denominator to be on Survivor.

You're far more entertaining than that show =|8D

[claydude3001]

wtf is the lowest common denominator?

[synthmonger]

people who watch reality TV, Carlos Mencia, Larry the Cable Guy, etc etc

[ebaggageclaim]

Piglet thrashed me. Now I need to laugh. On to more of your videos.

[ebaggageclaim]

It's 4:30 in the morning and I needed to laugh. This video always makes me laugh. Ok I have to to run 13.1 miles now. Piglet is going to thrash today.

[luganskymichelangeli]

lol piglet!

[ansionnachcliste]

lol look at him smiling at the pig.

[greengir384]

This is why television SUCKS. All of the funny talented people are on YouTube.

[maritzasandrock1985]

Awesome video, you should have been on the show you are a great entertainer

[aakside]

You are absolutely hilarious. I love this video.

[Shyaporn]

Thanks!

[gerogerohey]

funny videos, keep it up

[triciakitty]

It's great that you ate Piglet. He's full of the fiber Ninjas need to fight Robocops...

[RockAroundTheClock26]

Aww, you totally should have been on the show!! Please keep auditioning! (no matter how dumb and redundent it might seem!!)

[Isiena]

WHOoo. June 26 or something like that, is the last day for the Coney Island amusement park. Be there, since I now know you're in NYC.

[franciscotoast]

hey shy, love ure videos,

is that the beach in the final scene of the warriors.

im australian, i dont know new york.

[Shyaporn]

Wow, good eye. Yes, they did shoot part of the Warriors out in Coney Island, which is at the southern tip of Brooklyn. If you ever make it here, you should definitely visit.

Come to think of it, they're going to develop the place soon, so this would be the last year to really see the place the way it was during the 70's.

[teaset]

You should audition again! Your video was very funny anyway, they should have called you!

[Shyaporn]

Well, this was before they realized they actually should have Asians on the show.

[Shyaporn]

Aside from eating stuffed animals... yes.

[ToraRoo]

youre my video making hero *clings* aishiteru >=3

j/k ^^ *huggle*

[Shyaporn]

You're going to make me look up "aishiteru," aren't you...?

[MusicalMurder]

Loved the smile! xD You're a shoo-in for the show =D

-Jenna <3

[pipboy34]

MMmmmmmm honey glazed piglet :P

[lushie]

That's awesome! A tape like that is bound to get a person on Survivor...

[Shyaporn]

This was way before they finally decided they liked having Asians on the show ;p

[xXLilJesseXx]

teehee

[YummyMummy3007]

Whatever happened to poor piglet...? :(

[Shyaporn]

Digestion.

[Jebowski]

Haha, very awesome dude.  Your impressions thing was hilarious.

[combogalis]

Man... if I did that whole subscribing thing, you... well you'd be there. Another awesome one. High five from the smartest person on youtube.

[Shyaporn]

Well thanks for... almost... subscribing.

I think...

[emikojung]

so funnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy

ur so cooool

[Brothertobious]

Great work Shy, my office is now looking at me, I think they are wondering if I do any work. Keep up the good work

[Shyaporn]

Always glad to help get someone fired.

[joseph1234727]

u live in the ghetto

[hanr]

Really, so far i've seen all your vids and none have ever disappointed me.

[Shyaporn]

Okay, I'll try harder to be disappointing.

[scory86]

ahhahaha...good job mnan...thta made me laugh....hopefully we can see more of your videos!

[goddess8878]

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA­! You are seriously my new favorite youtube person.

[lisasimpson]

You are so freaking funny, you are one of those hidden talents here on the tube that needs to be featured!!! :)

[Shyaporn]

Thanks! I seriously needed a little pick me up - really appreciate it!

[vidpeon]

that was fucking awesome

[SassKats]

i can't believe you didn't get on survivor...

i'd actually watch the show if someone like you were on!

[Shyaporn]

The sad thing is I was rejected for Survivor: Thailand... and I'm THAI!!!

[SoggyTwinkies]

HAHA, one of your finest pieces.

[ZuluGhost]

why didn't piglet run poor Toy....u monster xD Nice vid

[OneManSho]

Nice writing... but poor Piglet.

[breezeyinbc]

lmao, my gawd, your adorable

[bluishmoonstone]

I would have cast you to be on my island. (-;

[stormtube]

Nice one!