Now that we have you glued to the idiotbox on Consumer-mas day. We here at Artyeee will jump at the chance to push our multicultural agenda and evil nazi type movies into your dumbed down pea-brains

Perfect traditional Consumer-mas viewing will feature, as always, our neverending showing of- the evil nazis, concentration camps(so festive) and The Secret of Kells,(the secret- blacks and arabs had always lived here).In fact they're the real Irish!!!