Cameltoe Is The New Cleavage

[mebemichael1]

Mmmmmm.........cameltoe!

[xXChrisPerryXx]

BILLIE & BILLY!!! (Y)

[ghillas16]

OMG molly's dad? wow so this proves you already knew hem back before.

[ghillas16]

OMG molly's dad? wow so this proves you already knew hem back before.

[pot0tin]

That is Molly's dad!!! :D

[swollenpickle09]

NEW CLEAVAGE!!!! Camel toe is the classic way for women to lure men. The 70s, 80s was the best time to see women show off their meat flaps. I miss that time. Women today are too ashamed to show their most powerful weapon against mankind. The only place I know of that still flaunts the "TOE" with pride is South America. The best!!!!

[rdidri]

Bravo!

Ach tu lieber!

[LisaNebula]

this is hilarious absolutely

[KakurineSaTalyn]

cameltoe speaks of sandwhiches. XD

[Peachy6601]

tonechaser56.... If I could see u right now.... I would smack your ass 4 even thinkin of calling her a cunt! Go screw urself and stay off her vids if u dont likeit...jeez.. what an ass

Luv ya astrid! xo

[tonechaser56]

Have another cig you one eyed cunt

[UniqueFreak3]

I wanna be like her when I grow up. 666

[NZWolf2]

Smoking does not make you sexy.

[MishuTaste]

Let's make cameltoe. Veddy good.

[MelikeGC]

i love u ? :D

[VikingPrincesLulubel]

why do i like this? i dont understand the funniness but i cant stop watching!!!

[AstridVonAij]

You like it because you have excellent taste, VikingPrincessLulubel. That is all.

xo- Astrid

[nonamedpeople]

can i be a minion ????

[CSIS25]

ROTFLMFAO good video

[VaultBoy007]

Oh, and pardon me, I failed to mention the absolute excellence of this video, I, being Infinity+1 Bunny, realise that all your video's are very serious so I hardly ever laugh at all. In fact, I quote them during Sunday Church, and througout my essays.

Thank you, Astrid, for providing me with such dense intellectual video's,

Yours,

[VaultBoy007]

Well, I bet you little futile bunnies didn't know that I'm Bunny #Infinity+1, and me and Astrid are married, and going on strong!

Love you Astrid,

Yours,

The Supreme Bunny Husband Man.

[aliMONSTER730]

hahaaha wtf

[TheNavigateur]

You have to show some cleavage, that's what I'm famous for you know! hahaha

[AstridVonAij]

Ja, liebling, it's spectacular.

xo- Astrid

[TheNavigateur]

It makes me happy that a person can become famous for a cleavage.

[TheNavigateur]

Also, yes, I agree, that it is spectacular.

[anikakarin]

LOLOLOL! You are incredibly talented. Lisanova is so fortunate to have your characters and added creativity in her projects. You are such a gifted artist.

[PinkTacoBell]

Wow anika, dike it out a lil more why don't you. Not to hate on the dominatrix/pirate/astronaut lady featured in this video; that combination of professional qualities alone warrants some merit; but youre nuts. What does lololol stand for even? "Laughing out loud out loud out loud"? Maybe I'm out of line here, but if I were the astrodominapirate lady; I'd get a restraining order on you rush! I just almost reconsidered posting this comment, then I read yours again. :-)

[AstridVonAij]

Although it is fun in person to see my minions scratching and clawing amongst themselves for my attention, it is less amusing in print. No More Fighting! Behave. Behave and you will get carrots.

xo- Astrid

[leojd]

Once, as a small child, I tripped on a camel toe. To this day, I don't know why the camel toe was on the floor? Lazy housekeepers!

[AstridVonAij]

Houekeeper camel toe is a rare delicacy, leojd.

xo- Astrid

[leojd]

You think I could get tickets to that show?

[leojd]

Wait a minutes!! that sounds bad... delete me!

[Eskimotto]

you are the best.

[TheLastZombie]

Hahaha I love this video

[AstridVonAij]

That is because you have excellent taste, Zombie.

xo- Astrid

[TheLastZombie]

Why thank you my dear.

:}

<3333

[nico3641]

I can't stand this corporate American bullshit!

[101eastbound]

Yesterday I listen to this on my virtual surround...

[jessesgirl321]

and sandwiches

[brunchnlinner]

haha marshmallow

[donaehillsmith]

I think camel toe reminds me of tacos... hairy tacos, lol. Either way I love cleavage and I love a good camel toe. Excellent job on the funny mistress.

[CloanLabs]

Master Astrid is delightful with the subs.

(Subtitles.)

[dood1003]

can I be a bunny?

[MINIX00]

i dont know... i wouldnt say it reminds me of sandwiches, but it does remind me of tacos... or hot dog buns...

[dacreeguy]

Hey can I be your first native canadian minion???

[panicfanatic10]

"bunnies!" hahaha thats a great idea!

[rach877]

Can i be a minion astrid?

[cobaltwill215]

Das video ist gut, Fraulein Astrid!

[phillydawg]

I love all the videos.. but this is my FAVOURITE.

[AstridVonAij]

Oh, Phillydawg, you have hilarious Canadian spellings for things. I love it.

xo- Astrid

[Emm0r]

That is how it is supposed to be spelt, rather than your corporate american BULLSHEET! No but seriously, english spell like this also.. same as 'colour' and 'centre' :D Great video though.

Em

[tresetrange]

beautiful

love the outfit how did it come to be how was it obtained what has created it?

[AstridVonAij]

I had Bunny #30 spraypaint his interpretation of "garage mechanic" onto my supple body.

xo- Astrid

[Big10]

Cool video. :-) Can I be bunny #10?

[AstridVonAij]

I had another #10, but he is no longer with us, so since you have 10 in your user name, you may take up his obedient banner.

xo- Astrid

[AdrenalineMovie2008]

wow astrid i love your style. your sense of flow. may i ask what the song was in the beginning, you always pick great music to go with your videos (:

[uhhokariel]

I Love you.

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

I hope the bats get better soon!

You should have demanded a roasted marshmallow. He had a lighter. It's possible.

[tresetrange]

Astrid Von Aij!

*bow*

[sharpenedmusic]

Ack! I curse all the illnesses that have ailed you great one. I shall begin my statue for you when the summer comes and the time for statue building is at it's prime.

I send you all my positive energy with the hopes of healing your bat-lung syndrome. No need to hurry with the poem. Art takes time.

Thank you for blessing me with another video.

=D

[o0Jono0o]

Madam Von Aij has graced us with another fantastic video. This calls for a celebration. Quick, everyone on their knees with their heads bowed. Throw your hands in the air and cry the name of our messiah:

Astrid Von Aij!!!

[AstridVonAij]

I heard you crying my name yesterday! There was a whole chorus of minions. You are all sweet bunnies.

xo- Astrid

[amran8888]

You're so awesome and funny. Great videos.

[AstridVonAij]

You have excellent taste amran888. You can stay.

xo- Astrid

[UlanMoore]

Your A Genious And I Too Have Been Extremly Busy Working On Art In The Name Of The Godess That Is Astrid Von Aij =]

[AstridVonAij]

My sweet bunny Ulan!  I can't wait to see you art.

xo- Astrid

[SarbocMedia]

Hope you are feeling better.

[Spective10]

I thought your pet name for me was bunny exclusively. I'll fight all these other posers off to retain previously spoken title.

[todieandwither]

Mistress Astrid, may I inquire as to how tall is too tall for a woman to be a bunny/minion? I am 5'7" and fear I would not meet your standards.

Although as a teen in the 80's I sure can rock a cameltoe.

[AstridVonAij]

5'7" is not too tall, but no tall shoes!

xo- Astrid

[mulkiber]

hab ne frage zu dieser "amerikanische - scheisse in kunst umwandel - aktion" soll das ein grosses kunstwerk werden? oder eine unendliche serie kleiner stücke? .. so für in die vitrine, oder so? :)

[blabadiblabla]

Sorry to hear you are feeling ill. Thanks for posting my goddess. May your lung bats be better soon and may your bunnies multiply.

Love, bunny#214

[GGKV1oo]

stupid.

[loridespotica]

deeply and shameless. I like it. lol

[Petitenyc]

i love bunny #30

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, he is loveley. He tastes like milk.

xo- Astrid

[88strands]

The sweat upon your brow

the milk of merikan cow

treating a bunny like a sow

I WANT THAT POEM NOW!!!

[AskUmed]

"You are very good, bunny number 30!"

"Just a quarter; now we are sharing, this is nice"

lol honestly, you are the color to my paintings! long live AstridVonAij!

~AskUmed

[callumhumeisgreat]

Cameltoe Is The New Cleavage i love it all ur videos r great u need a youtube award :D

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, I would like a bronzed camel toe as my award please.

xo- Astrid

[Spective10]

Oh yes! Who should we make the mold from? I wonder. Do a video on the quest for the perfect camel toe mold. I would, but I might get slapped or worse.

[supersporkspank]

If you really want to take the bullshit out of America and turn it into art, please start with the White House.

George W. Bush is bullshit.

[Spective10]

Please watch my Neo-Con-Job video, I think you would like it. Just click most viewed videos on my channel. Cheers.

[Mister456]

that is a naughty video but it's brilliant.

My favorit part of it was the comment about the "loudness of the mashine taking the bullshit out of the bathroom" you are one crazy mistress.

I wish you to get well soon, can't wait for the dada project and more stuff.

Greetings from a real big fan of you.

hey and cool hat, loves it, i love hats anyway, sometimes i walk around naked just with a hat it compliments my shape hehe

[AstridVonAij]

Nudity + Hat = Awesome.

xo- Astrid

[TSGolden]

You are the answer to everything youtube is lacking.  Almost.

[AstridVonAij]

You are most pleasing to me, TSGolden.  Almost.

xo- Astrid

[Spective10]

I am very good at pleasing, almost.

[rickyatchley]

I've been waiting for you ....

LOOK AT MY EYE ... MY REAL EYE!

[proverbialpinkteddy]

hey, astrid wat is wit the shittruck ruining ur scene?! lmao

u should have interviewd those buttjuice rat bastards!!!

peace...

[tomprice494]

Where did you get that ROCKING jacket? I happen to have an MG sitting in my garage right now. Trivia for the minions: Do you know what MG stands for?

It was a brand of English cars. MG was used for the sportier cars, as opposed to Morris for the mundane ones.

Astrid is not mudane at all, so it only makes sense that she would wear a sporty MG jacket.

[AstridVonAij]

It is actually a full ankle to neck jumpsuit, tomprice494. I got it in a vintage store. Thank you for the information, for me, and the minions! It is nice to have a comment where we all learn something.

xo- Astrid

[WhiskerOnTheWorld]

I am so happy to see you have a new video, Astrid. You are as awe-inspiring as always and I worship you from afar. I heart Astrid!

[AstridVonAij]

I send you sweet "air spankings".

xo- Astrid

[AstridVonAij]

Sweet NunsAndPoses, You can have Salami Toe instead (this is when your salami is one one side of the seam in your pants, and your berries are on the other side), which is just as nice. Just wear some very tight jeans.

xo- Astrid

[smudgepots]

Wetting myself with laughter.

[NunsAndPoses]

Fantastic! I wish that I, as a male specimen, could share in the joy of producing cameltoe... alas, I reluctantly join my fellow chaps as passive observers of the miracle of life, once again relegated to the sidelines. You are SOO inspiring, Astrid... I can practically smell you!

Bunny5219

[pharrah02]

i wonder if astrid takes to women too.

[jontheawesomest]

i think you are the most influential actress of the new millennium. you may very well be the greatest artist to ever grace the screen.

i am entranced by you.

[genmaximus110]

What do you do, Astrid, when you find a woman taller than you?

[AstridVonAij]

I make her take off her shoes.

xo- Astrid

[sskylaarr]

I sort of want to be you when I grow up :]

[Aandunno]

Here we...go Im gonna say.

Astrid over Lisa Nova...HANDS DOWN. Major crush on Astrid...good thing she doesn't read post. lol

[perfectcircle77]

...warum ausgerechnet aus Deutschland?

[sunshynajc]

I don't think I am worthy enough to watch your amazing talent in this truly beautiful video.

[amore101]

Alright baby LED ZEPPELIN - KASMIR!!! Now I'm begining to like you, from my penis:)

[lauralane65401]

Pretty Lame.

Not even remotely funny - sorry!

[AstridVonAij]

Laura, Laura, this is not meant to be funny. I am a very serious actress. But I am glad that you think I am pretty.

xo- Astrid

[lauralane65401]

"I am a very serious actress. But I am glad that you think I am pretty."

Really?

You're in dire need of lessons,

and a whole little more work on your social skills.

Have a nice day.

[hhm123]

that guy is such a slave..lol

[jontheawesomest]

number thirty is horrific. the dirty prostitute mongol. that makes me so sad. i need to be your minion.

[AstridVonAij]

I am accustomed to this, with the minions wanting to scratch and fight each other for my favor. But number 30 is very obedient and good. You may be bonded together by a common cause: ME.

xo- Astrid

[surfnakd23]

i know you hate america, but what kind of art are we talking about? the cameltoe has spoken picture was kinda nice. it had fat lips.. not cool

[littlefatbird]

Priceless!!

[surfnakd23]

who wouldnt know its led zeppelin, but sum mello version.

theirs like sum i pod on the wheelchair guy.

[ebayfan414]

Eh, this one wasn't interesting.

[AstridVonAij]

Watch it again. This time from your vagina.

xo- Astrid

[ebayfan414]

Lol. YOU are hilarious but I don't know, I just found the other ones more interesting thus far. Keep it up though, I like Astrid!

[ellegaunt]

YIKES!

[toborock]

Kashmir-Led Zeppelin????

[AstridVonAij]

Ja ja, toborock, done by the London Philharmonic. Good ear.

xo- Astrid

[Kanadiansunshine]

Cameltoe... Yes we make art daily and worship you.

[AstridVonAij]

I am so glad.

xo- Astrid

[BobbyXavier]

This is great. I like this. A true artist.

[AstridVonAij]

You can paint me, if you like.

xo- Astrid

[MAZDAMAN666]

i <3 MG'z

[sleepwalker4u]

HA HA HA sandwiches wtf!!!!! never heard that before

[YaleSkulls]

ok. Astrid you got me.

post this as a video response to my original channel and I will make a video response.

i am larger than you

[Bumpystone]

SWEET

[amberKMC]

i love your videos. they make me laugh. your awsome.

xoxo.your faithful minion

[AstridVonAij]

Meow, Amber.  Meow.

xo- Astrid

[proverbialpinkteddy]

i think astrid luvs me...:P

peace...

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, ppt, you are a very special bunny.

xo- Astrid

[olgakay]

thank you :) I thought it was somewhere there but I didnt recognized it

[HopeDiamondSS16]

You rock, Astrid! :)

[xmyklxisxcoolx]

haha astrid, i love you!

[proverbialpinkteddy]

Astrid u sure like to swing..u could push me if u wanted u kno?

peace3..xo

[olgakay]

where is that beautiful beach?

-OlgaKay

[nofreechange]

I feel a mild affection towards your hat,so I will carve a peep to honor that affection in the likeness of your hat.

[AstridVonAij]

My hat is honored, nofreecharge, as I am sure your Peep will be.

xo- Astrid

[diegoiguana8]

kashmir!!! xD

[AstridVonAij]

Zeppelin rocks.

xo- Astrid

[b03y]

comment number 28!

[WoahJordan]

mmm love the video :DD

whats the song/score in the video

that and this video is brilliant (:

[AstridVonAij]

WhoaJordan, 

It is Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir" done by the London Philharmonic Orchestra & Peter Scholes, my little curious bunny.

xo- Astrid

[dontsub2me]

I wanna be your bitch. I like strict assertive women!!

[Rapacheisegreat]

WoW!!! Astrid le me be your ashtray slave...I love your sense of humour!!!!

[thoMASSIVE87]

i'm hungry

[topdawgtt]

great spoof on all these ridiculous youtube dominatrixes. really creative and the first video of yours that made me laugh.

[AstridVonAij]

I don't know what you mean by "spoof", topdawgtt. I am a serious actress.

xo- Astrid

[AmunPtah]

I love your hat Astrid, can't wait for the poem. God you are wonderful!

[AstridVonAij]

My hat loves you too, AmunPtah. Sometimes at night I hear it in my closet, softly crying your name.

xo- Astrid

[KenwoodKlown]

I'm so relieved I thought I was the only one who was reminded of sandwhiches by camel toe.

Oh hell that cracked me up!

mmm sardine sandwhiches...

[AstridVonAij]

I hope you enjoy your Sunday, KenwoodKlown, and may it be filled with cameltoe and sandwiches.

xo- Astrid

[surfnakd23]

haha sandwiches. roast beef.. nice slide, gracefull

[YaleSkulls]

:D luv it

I bought a leash for my next girlfriend

[broadwaydude]

you are absolutely the best... :D

[AstridVonAij]

I am so glad you noticed, broadwaydude.

xo- Astrid

[jaime21985]

You Rule!!!

[AstridVonAij]

With a velvet hammer, jaime.

xo- Astrid

[rhythm7a]

My friend has a faux cameltoe but is self conscious about it. Any advice?

[AstridVonAij]

Embrace the toe! Tel this to your "friend".

xo- Astrid

[rhythm7a]

That "friend" thing never works does it?. You are wise as well as beautiful. It's wonderful to see you again.

xo

[LisaNova]

Brilliant!

[AstridVonAij]

You are a very good little bunny, Lisa. Thank you for the auto play. You may go and play now.

xo- Astrid

[Nfactor2006]

my birthday was yesteray, but since your here with a new video, today is better now.

Thx Astrid :)

Rob

[AstridVonAij]

Nfactor, I hope that you friends smothered you with birthday cake and then slowly licked it off of you like kittens. That is my favored birthday activity. I send you belated paddywhacks.

xo- Astrid

[thebdonski]

You are extraordinary!

-bdonski

[AstridVonAij]

Oh, Bdonski, I just want to lick you all over.

xo- Astrid

[kramlafup]

read my lips....

feel better :)

[AstridVonAij]

So sweet, kramlafup!

xo- Astrid

[StrangelyCathartic]

Can I be bunny number zero? :o

[AstridVonAij]

No, number zero is the "origin" bunny, and he hides secretly in a cave in Europe. But you may be #102! LOVE IT.

xo- Astrid

[WHATTHEBUCKSHOW]

hot mess!

[AstridVonAij]

I hope this means you soiled yourself with delight, WhattheBuck. Soiling yourself on a Sunday is really the way to have a weekend.

xo- Astrid

[Bizzy4000]

oh, lovely, my one and only master, I shall add a variety of spells to the magical formulas I create each night for you that will soothe your lung bats

until the day that I am the chains on the swing that you grip tightly for safety.....

[camivette]

I love you Astrid. I want to be your Bunny Minion and I assure you, my fairy princess dancing has no equal. I am also short, so you would be much taller than me, and though I hate marshmallows, I would eat them if you chose to lower yourself to share them with me.

[AstridVonAij]

Camivette, you are welcome to be my minion. You may eat Peeps instead.

xo- Astrid

[TXStateBobcats]

ahh it's good to see you back!!!

[AstridVonAij]

I am RARELY on my back TXStateBobcats.

xo-Astrid

[BilliLovesMargot]

astrid my love, how i've missed you so. i have no idea what to do without you telling me what to do. i will watch your video now and hug my computer screen, yes?

[AstridVonAij]

Yes, BilliLovesMargot, hug the computer screen. And only eat three of your peas at dinner tonight. I am sure your panties are all folded, yes?

xo- Astrid

[StrangelyCathartic]

How does one become said "bunny minion?"