Angry Black Man Reviews: Twilight new Moon

[EdibleCrap]

@janellbost Like siggas would say: are you mentally retarded?

[bluedot28]

@bilal216 just because hes telling the truth don't hate

[bilal216]

stop embarrassing yourself...fat boy!

[Tenmi11ion]

Vampires are evil... they need blood to live. Sunlight kills them because it's pure and good, Not make them sparkle like a fag. WereWolfs are suppose to come out on a full-moon not when ever they feel like. Twilight is just Epic Fail.

[18552122]

Twilight is Awesome!!!!

[Ragekiller666x666]

@18552122 are you a women O_O if so you must not have good taste in movies vampires are supposed to be evil who feed on human's who die when there in sun light what's next high school talking zombies >->

[dragracingking21]

@Ragekiller666x666 yea i hear ya thats why I would rather watch Lost Boys or Underworld lets face it Edward would get killed by Micheal from lost boys and Jacob would be murdered by Lucian

[916lizzie]

he wants to be normal

[MsSportyd]

hi im Samurai Jason yea dats real scary

[coolzwizard99]

lol "tila tequila"

[xCleverlyx]

lll

[moonbound100]

dude man funny stuff my fav is the part when he gets mad at red box funny stuff man i'm your number one fan keep up with these funny vids

[100guyanaboy]

lol

[xSHFHxUNDEAD]

molywhoped

[janellbost]

I agree with all of y'all...fuck it if negas want to be emo let them I'm 14 and I love this movie what's wrong with girls wanting to get bit by a sexy as dude like Edward I'll line up!!

[buffy21033]

EMOMUCH

[dickdpet]

he so funny you cant hate this kid just to funny

[mrshoward1231]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! i hate that movie too.......its that chick , playin wit hearts.....do i wanna wolf or a vampire!!

[LandShark497]

I think hes just saying that if your not into Twilight, your gonna hate this movie. Only fans of Twilight will get it, and emo kids happen to be the main fans of this(no offensive intended.) If someone is emo, THEN FUCK OFF AND LET THEM BE EMO! You guys are trying to be badass on Youtube, but we dont bother you. Shut the hell up, leave people alone, and stop being so stereotypical. Makes you look like you lack a couple of IQ points. Great video, Siggas.

[MsSportyd]

@LandShark497 yep u r correct

[AceOfLolz]

Ok, first of all I'm not a cutter, or "emo." You dumbfucks need to get it through your head that emo is a genre of music,and a feeling. A cutter is someone who cuts and hurts themselves. They hurt themselves to make other people feel their depression and pain, or they hurt themselves thinking that the pain will take away their sadness. Also, why the fuck are you guys trying to argue about this on an angry black man video? Just the hell up and enjoy the video

[JulietsShadow]

@AceOfLolz AGREED <3

[charontheghoul]

twat light, new coon~dcigs version

[phasmatodea1]

lol 1:07 "Four plus "floor" (...? lol) equals 8" baha.

[82TimBlackLightning]

5:52 to 5:54

[musicrocks36]

what happened to taking 20 vicodin and chasing it down witha bottle of scotch?

but no, he gonna travel all the way to italy, waste all those frequent flier miles...

[MaygonProctor]

hahahahaha loveee this.

[slawter23]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL To this guy xD

[afgshahpopal1]

the fighting suks in all the twilight movies, they should bring in michael bay to work on the movies

[kstewbieber]

I'm a fuckin twihard so I adore twilight but this shit is HILARIOUS yo!!!!:)

[KungPow12321]

@kstewbieber It's Twitard

[Iglean13]

The grand queen of *snap snap snap*bitch

[JimReaper24]

4:08

[cup808]

Floor+Floor+=Ate? ROFL

[SheVooZaXoo]

SIGGAS PLSSSSSSSSSS MAKE ( ANGRY BLACKMAN ON HARRY POTTER )

[TheHellequinne]

This movie glorifies the new generation of complete IDIOTS. The movie made no damn sense and the book was written by a fat ugly mormon with 3 kids.. go figure. Looks like her husband wasn't comforting her when she was out of her diapers.

[waynecoolkid]

i remember there;s an unnecessary part in new moon: bella got a paper n jasper,running towards bella becuz he smells blood, n then edward pushed bella so hard,dat she fell away n got herself hurt once more. wtf edward?

[Demonkid123411]

where was blade when you need him

[gtasanandreas2644]

FUCK TWILIGHT WASTE OF MY FUCKIN MONEY TO SEE THAT MOBIE THE DIRECTOR NEED AH BULLETIN HIS DOME ON SOME REAL SHIT BLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAT GAY AS MOVIE

[NChapters]

Saw the first movie but stopped watching it when Edward said "I become ugly in the sunlight", walks out in the the sunlight, and his skin turns to stupid ass diamond.

Twilight is stupid as hell.

[TheWickedninjadiablo]

THAT'S EXACTLY THE REASON WHY THEIR SO POPULAR!!!!!!

[Blindwitn3ss]

I'm Detective Rock

[solortus]

lol i made this account 20min ago and i immedietely went to subscribe to siggas, then i watched this vid and i can say that this is one of the most funniest of siggas vids HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!

i want edward to bite me lol edward the vampire!!! HAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[ReverseNegativeTV]

Best samurai name ever: Dave. Dave the Samurai

[TheJUnit1]

i didnt get the "grand queen of *snap snap snap* part, could someone explain that to me

[sahvaha]

owoooooooo!

[DeeSuun]

this is like Romeo & Juliet Part 2

[theripper32694]

The Twilight series can suck my dick.

[JoJofanfor3ver]

Haha as much as I love twilight I had to admit that I couldn't stop laughing! Amazing movie review

[chetan14]

best review ever

[ironbrawl]

flecunt flyerh miles

[LostFoxeh]

What's wrong with gay werewolves and vampires. Imagine if they weren't. Think Werevampire, not only emo, but sheds all over the place.

[kanechokeslamsu]

Agree

[sailormonet19941]

The only thing I liked about twilight was Taylor Laughtner. I hated everything else. I did however enjoy the scenes where Bella almost died. I could watch them over and over and over and over........ As you can tell I don't like her at all. Stephanie Meyer is an idiot!!!!

[htiffirgronnoc]

there is a movie with a crackhead that is a detective

[Edgswagg]

my favourite part 4:03

[seennlisten]

thats why i dropped out of school, to be siggascated

[sck7]

2:12 HAHAHAHA

[sck7]

DETECTIVE ROCK!

[ChrizzyNewYen]

OJ Simpson's wife part 2! LOL!

[rko32491]

lol how was the warewolf howling lol

[witchgirl2795]

lmaooo i want a shirt that says "EMO MUCH?" pretty please :P and lol "high school music the dracula edition" xDD WOW.

[markymark2074]

i busted out laughing when he was like rabies shot

[cozierbow19]

at least u tried i watched the movie 4 5 minutes than i went 2 another movie

[EyonBrown612]

EEMO MUCH?

[tamakit123]

oh snap he said molly wop

[tamakit123]

oh snap he said molly woo

[KairiGeny]

lmao "Whos quna transfer to high school next? The mummie?! " XD

[gras1007]

this guy is maddd funny!!!

[JenelleWuvsWoo]

LOL XD

[superPenut1]

Lmfao

[TheCherrydoll123]

vampires take over the hood LOL

[lani224]

I tried to like this movie. Jesus knows I really TRIED to like this movie with all my fat ass.

[AlphizzleMusic]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL BARBER SHOP 3, Vampires take over the hood

[frickinjune26]

high school musical the dracula edition

[56bipo]

Lol 2 funny

[999fishandchips]

keep pressin 4 he starts quakin like a duck

[justhammond3]

nigga i love you

[naruto123ko]

Lol

[MrsDaydreamer1]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 4:07

[valdivia562]

haha flava flave!

[AshlynMadie]

kinda makes you seem dumb.. They don't tell people theyre vampires. And theres nothing wrong with emo people. Emo people have hard lifes so yeahh you really don't need to be talking shit on them..

[JZBEAST01]

@AshlynMadie I have a hard life too and i dont cut my self and were make-up, emos are pussys, they want to kill thereself, were make-up, and there just fucking pussys thats it

[gaiaonlineisthebest]

@JZBEAST01 where did you get that idea? lol sounds pretty extreme

[9000tommygun]

@JZBEAST01 Here's what I want to say to every fucking emo bitch I see: "You were raised in suburbia. Nobody cares about you ya self-concious cunt''.

[ashleylovely2012]

@JZBEAST01 Let me set something straight. 1. "Emo" is short for emotional. 2. Not all "emos" wanna kill themselves, stop stereotyping. 3. I wear heavy makeup ALL the time. I'm not emo. Again, stop stereotyping. 4. All "emos" don't cut themselves. Lot's of people who are perfectly "normal" do that stuff. Get your facts straight, then you can post stuff that is actually true.

[GothMetalhead999]

@ashleylovely2012 agreed

[charontheghoul]

@ashleylovely2012 BULLSHIT, normal, is being natural, wearing makeup isn't natural, you want to be emo, that's fine, but do your double suicides elsewhere

[ashleylovely2012]

@charontheghoul Lol. xD You really need to get some education on what emo means and what it's about.

[JulietsShadow]

@JZBEAST01 Thats pretty fucking rude ._.

[CthulhuRogers]

@JulietsShadow I think you meant pretty fucking true.

[JulietsShadow]

@CthulhuRogers No stfu ._. Emo kid's are awesome, one's that complain alot aren't Emo kid's o.e

[Draynd1]

@JulietsShadow yes they are because the definition of emo is a fuckin kid that complains alot even tho they have nothing to complain about but theyre sad for no reason and they sit there crying over god knows what in their 2 story suburban house and their crappy music and twilight novels. Emo kids are spoiled little shits that cry for no reason. fuck off

[JulietsShadow]

@Draynd1 No, Emo mean's emotional dumbass, it's also a genre of certain music, so stfu. not all 'emo' kid's complain, & 'cut'. Most actually have real life problem's that they show different way's to handle them. But ur stupid ass want's be a know-it-all & diss 'emo kids' . Ur making urself look like a fool, stfu. <3

[TheHateTattoo]

@JZBEAST01 Haha, fuck you.

[nufcforeva100]

keep pressin 1

[servdor1027]

keep pressing 8 LOL

[DarkraiPhantom]

thumbs up if vampires suck(the move)is awesome

[TheGiverOfDarkness22]

One problem with Twilight, it isnt Emo, cause when they kill other people and their own kind.. the vampire dont bleed, they turn to crystal ROFL....theres like no blood in that movie.and plus the love between Belle and Edward dont even seem like love. Cause real vampires are sex addict things. They crave everything bloody and sexual, and their you have edward running off like a little pansy and saying no i cant. So this is the slutty version for girly girls who only see it for the shirtless guys

[diemon34]

I'm detective rock lol

[fadingfromfocus]

sherlock holmes was a crack addict

[kungfuboii]

4:05 *snaps* AARRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD 

[quicksilvr59]

Uploaded on my birthday. Lol btw good vid

[rvno0bsworld]

keep pressing 7

[MaoMetto417]

for all u twilight fans, if u dont like wts going on here then just GTFO

[justinbdagr81]

samurai jason lol

[WowzrMonkey]

HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

[a7xthuglife]

snap snap snap bitch

[DrPoopass]

0:31 eddieward XDD

[jgalena1000]

Detective Crack

The Movie

Would break records

[Billydan225]

im dectective crack

[aishaisha6101]

*funny

[aishaisha6101]

Hahaha I love twilight! And this was kinda sunny

[EpicTonberry]

BARBER SHOP 3: VAMPIRES TAKE OVER THE HOOD

RELEASE DATE: 12/21/12

[NinjaCommentator]

agreed



[1dibby]

dud you should watch vampires suck i kinda sums up what you just said and you might like it

[10DeathMagnetic]

edward btw is a sucker, and a GAY., i have seen him even with justin bieber. XD

[freshbboyful]

twilght sukss

[deltaboy123]

What happpen to taken 20 vicodin and drinkin a botttle of scotch?

LOL i can't stop laughing.

Thats my Friday night

[zGCurezZz]

IM DETECTIVE ROCK lol made me burst out laughing and twilight sux

[bioshock2boi]

Honestly when i saw this movie i was half expecting simon belmont to jump out and whip edwards ass

[mrblugleberries]

Hes not even emo stupid

[mrblugleberries]

Fuckkk!!!! You twilights good you fucking dumbass!!!!!!

[lovemeordie83]

@mrblugleberries U mad?

[payaprice3]

@mrblugleberries FAG

[evoldevildogs]

barber shop 3 vampires take over the hood  rofl

[cobgod101]

@thewhiteboyforlife yes there is a problem with being emo your too damn bleak. Turn off the Senses Fail. Open your curtains and go outside and smile. You might like it.

[cobgod101]

Kristen it's a crappy book about a misfit new girl in school who's overly obsessed with a weird dude in a fancy trenchcoat. No action. No true vampiric legacy. No romance (just obsession) that spits in the face of Bram Stoker, Anne Rice, and every other true writer of gothic romance literature

[MrBrownstone8881]

LOL I can proudly say that Angry Black man has seen Twilight and I havent. YEAHHH!!

[MultiTrollHunter]

I think i love you. haahahaahahahhahahhhahha i've never laughed so much in my life!!

[23peacelovemusic]

Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! You are hilarious! ♥

[kristen18414]

Are you sure that you are watching the same movie because your "review" is way off... You have no idea what the ....

[kristen18414]

the way off the story is about so I suggest you shut your mouth and f off... Keys see you come up with something oh and by the way it's not a real story it's all made up vampires arnt even real so what the he'll are you complaining about? So what if some females like to cling onto a love story it's better then clinging onto some jerk in reality that beats woman and treats females like shit and objects so sorry for some girls wanting to go into fantasy to get away from you assholes!

[TheBassOfMusic]

@kristen18414 Haters gonna hate.

[Zammy1993]

Sadly, it isn't just young girls that like this shit. It's forty year old women asking the stars to sign their Team Jacob and Team Edward underwear. It's popular because people are stupid and will cling to the idea of the perfect love story, ignoring everything that's massively wrong with Bella and Edward's relationship.

[lowkeyunofficial]

angry black man? this guy looks happy as hell!! :)

[CheapShotFail]

edward and his butt buddy! lol

[The1652ANGIE]

i dont like emos -___________-

[XxTruGam3rxX]

This ain't no Rihanna Chris Brown part 2 LOL

[xCandiiAngelx]

LMFAO " vampires with hats and freakkin streamers!!

[srhjustin]

They so should make vampires in the hood, I would go see that movie.

[Goku29ish]

I hate fucking fagget ass twilight

[XIXTHRAHSER69]

That's why they made Vampires Suck xD

[MyMason14]

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[MrFbi101101]

i love yr movies reviews videos, make more.

[freeminecraft100]

whats he hiding he behined that green cheet/curtain a crop farm hah

[DmytroRyzhkov]

@freeminecraft100 lol its a green screen

[freeminecraft100]

@DmytroRyzhkov ino i was jokin lol

[TheWhiteboyforlife10]

im emo and is there a prod being emo

[torysos]

barber shop vampire take over the hood not a bad idea

[TheGrungeGamer]

No self-respecting emo kid would want to pay $8 to see something they could see at a nightclub.

Also, emo vampires do exist...just not the kind that sparkle like a disco ball at Studio 54. No...they hate garlic, burn easily in sunlight, & are to be forever pale. Proven fact, as I know someone who has the qualities of one. I'm not saying this in a mean way, but in a perspective of how much one out of how many emos can share the similar traits of a vampire...provided if their of British ancestry.

[copecountryboy21]

@TheGrungeGamer hahaha. gee i bet thats rare. someone who dont like garlic, burns easily and is pale... lol that must make em a vampire! ahhh i sure hope i dont get bitten by one!

[RainbowLips65]

I like Twilight but this is just hilarious

[JavaSpitLava]

DUDE.....you are fucking funny.....DAMN!!

[ThecookiemonsterLife]

This video was so ignorant, and lame it gave me AIDS.

[solarshenron]

@ThecookiemonsterLife Somthing tells your a twilight fan.

[lust4anime]

i dont mind twilight much but the story could have been better it had potential but it failed like most movies nowadays

[PatrioticGiraffe1]

jesus is an ass, faggot.

[solarshenron]

@PatrioticGiraffe1 Jesus is a donkey?

[copecountryboy21]

@PatrioticGiraffe1 nah, i think ya read that part wrong in the bible. he RODE on a donkey, he wasnt a donkey. its okay hoss, common misconception.

[amituregamer]

I watched the first one and was fucking done with the series

[Bartimaeus9064]

That would be funny as hell though "vampires invade the hood"

[ihopefornothing]

"I'm ready for my rabbi shot". Man you're funny ass hell. I still got hick-ups from all the laugh.

[TheRedCrusades]

LMFAO

[tamirar]

2:00 a detective crackhead lmao

[tamirar]

lolololol

[1999eminem]

go back to 4:40

[prjibaro1]

I didn't like the werewolves"trasnformation into giant wolfs instead of the half human/wolf lycantrope form.

[blasterzone12]

haha rihanna and chris brown part 2 thumbs up

[angryblackman123]

DIZ GUY IZ FUKIN HALARIOUZZ I LUV HIM LOLZZZ

[ipwnn00bs117]

..."that's like having a samurai named 'Jason'. oooh real scary"

[HollywoodHomicide24]

OMFG this shit had me cracking up at work. what happen to 20 vicodin and chasing it down with a bottle of scotch? LMFAO



[HollywoodHomicide24]

OMFG this shit had me cracking up at work. what happen to 20 vicodin and chasing it down with a bottle of scotch? LMFAO

[SheVooZaXoo]

damn ifu review bout osama bin landin it'll be awesome

[bezsiwel]

edward lol

[ExtremeGamer747]

Edward really shouldn't be in high school. He over 100 years old

[JUNNIORTAP]

haah the warewolf haha