Eli's Dirty Jokes - Episode 25 - Facelifted Spirit

[HeyItsMe645]

he didn'y say his age at the butcher shop

[theamvgirlx]

This happened in PUBLIC?!

[MyFoodeater]

But his age wasn't mentioned in the butchers either

[EvAnAlMiGhTy1995]

he didnt even say his real age at the butcher shop

[thepugpoet]

dirty old people dont you just love them?

[khayree99]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[religiousabuse]

00:7 to get the joke.

[adamknight88]

3 brothers were in a barn and they found some bullets from a gun. They all dared eacother to swallow 1. An hour later and the first brother runs up to his mum and yells, Mum guess wat! She says Wat? He says I pood and a bullet came out. The second brother goes up to him mum and yells Mum guess wat! She says Wat? He says, I pood and a bullet came out The third brother goes up to his mum and says Mum guess wat? She says, did you poo and a bullet came out? He says No I farted and I shot the cat.

[AirsoftWar121]

@adamknight88 thats funny but really fucked up

[lightdude321]

@adamknight88 i was masturbating and shot the dog would be funnier

[ajs3939]

@lightdude321 ha ha ha

[Twizzlerskates]

Too bad he never tells the butcher his age... they fucked this joke up!

[nickiekeller]

lol:) made my day.

[MrTofuhero]

did anyone notice eli rubbing his hand off at the end of the joke? O_O

[CitizenLog1]

0:24

SAUSAGES, THE MISSING LINK?

[AmilGoaul]

They serve monkeys an brains at that butcher?

[pyromaniac0918]

he didn't say how old he was when he at the butcher shop......

[fariepwincess]

i don't get it D:

[Haloguru999]

@fariepwincess how old are you?

[fariepwincess]

@Haloguru999 I'm 15. my sn is pretty childish cus i made this shiet when i was 9 :T

[fartikinz]

AMISH ELI!!!!!!!



[MrDiddymandarlo]

ehh, how did she know how old he was, he never revealed his true age in the butcher shop???

[fartikinz]

@MrDiddymandarlo HE MIGHT HAVE SAID IT BEFORE HE LEFT BBUT WE WERENT WATCHING

[MrDiddymandarlo]

@fartikinz ahh good point. i like your thinking. xD

[laxrat25]

@MrDiddymandarlo he did b4 he went to the butcher shop

[BadgerCheese94]

@MrDiddymandarlo Obviously by fondling his dick!

[shannongirl1221]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lolz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[haleebaby007]

no of these jokes are dirty. screw you eli.

[xKore94]

Russian Balls ? O.o anyone?

[PitchBlack919]

But he never said hes 46 in the Butcher Shop :D

[PitchBlack919]

But he never said hes 46 in the Butcher Shop :D

[GuardianAngel013]

Thats wrong! In the butcher shop when the lady was behind him he never stated his age! He said he was 46 after talking to the newspaper salesman! And the old lady wasnt there then! The joke should have been "i was behind you at the news stand!"

[XATM092BlackWidow]

@GuardianAngel013 You could say that is the hole in the joke but even though he didn't mention it, it is understood that he told his age at the butcher shop cause he already said his age at the news stand so the joke would be clean of repetition of phrases.

[GuardianAngel013]

@XATM092BlackWidow its still a funny joke. but i guess it depends on your perspective.

[BardocksSynphony]

lol the laughs at the end of the joke sounded like the joke was amusing to them in the slightest way because their laugh was phading

[pacotaco489]

Russian balls

[TheRetroZombie]

I had a similar experience. I was 15 and a old man with some lady asked if they can guess my age. Then I agreed and the old man started feeling me up around my ears... it was awkward.

[makiney13]

@TheRetroZombie but... did he tell your age????

[TheRetroZombie]

@makiney13 like 2 years off.

[makiney13]

@TheRetroZombie  lol!!! well, thats quite weird.... anyway..... see ya pal

[JoeyBieg]

Bodangey and your wonuts?

[teenagestudio]

0:38 look at the items ...

Thumbs up if red the first one then the last one and u laughed...

[RyanRulez22]

i heard another version but it was an old man and a young woman

[SuperBlackrat]

anyone else notice that at 0:37 in the butchers shop the sign in the background says sausage money brain??? O.O

[NightmareSpriter]

@SuperBlackrat LOL yay I noticed but FIY it says Monkey not money XD

[1conlan]

Did anyone see the Eli-arab?

[faisalOrb1]

A man goes out to search for his wife in a storm and finds another man who is also looking for his wife. So the first man asks the second one what his wife looks like and the second man responds:" she has this round ass, big lips, long blonde hair." So he asks the other man, "What does YOUR wife look like and then he says"Screw my wife, let's look for yours!"

[Your1maginaryFriend]

i want some brain from the butcher...

[EatDaPoo123]

i dont get this :L

[JargiWoW]

the man didn't tell the butcher his age...

[mistuhmack]

lol the We Sell sign says Russian Balls

[LiveToDare]

look at the magazines at the stand. LOL

[SlamPoDunk666]

thumbs up if you rewinded and noticed the glasses behind him (:

[AllysonWazHurr]

In the butcher shop, the sign with the different meat on it said Monkey Brain ._.

[pattymnt26]

is just a mistake in the way he told the joke but you all get it...

[jokkepokke95]

i love how when i watched this for the first time roughly a year ago, no one ever said anything about him not saying his age at the butchers, but now that it's in the top comment, it's spray painted all over the damn board

[sikboy1997]

he didnt say his age at the butcher

[Kedolomer]

lol, the last thing on the menu at the butcher is monkey brain XD

[SymphonyRay6]

Haha you can see the old lady at 0:35 behind him!

[devsturm92]

he never even said his age at the butcher shop old pervert

[cuzimspecial1]

anybody see the menu at the butcher shop?

[TrollingPatrolling]

@cuzimspecial1 they sell some russian balls!!!

[swimchick345]

@cuzimspecial1 MONKEY BRAIN lol

[coolclipsVEVO]

actually the man didn`s say his age in the butcher shop ;)

[LifeAintLittle]

Granny tryna get her groove on. Lol xD

[jaydimes10851]

the old lady's eyes came off her head in her glasses lol

[FireStarDoink]

You can see the corner of the old lady's glasses at 0:32

[Dennys787]

@FireStarDoink I was just going to comment that...

[vpfan207]

@FireStarDoink lol if you keep hitting 0:32

[DMP1930]

Ok i got one little johnny comes to school one day crying with his cat the teacher ask"Johnny why are you crying an why did you bring your cat to school" Little johnny replies "My daddy said to my mommy im gonna eat the pussy when the kids leave.

[fatdonkay337]

i liked the part where he told a joke

[abcdefh123able]

what the hell why would an 88 year old want to feel a 46year old's kahonies. That's just being a raper.

[shotgunind]

monkey brain at @0:39

[0wolfplayer0]

Pakistani Eli at 0:17

[elliottakoname]

the old woman's fucking dirty! hahaha

[cabooseaholic]

anyone else get turned on?

[AdioX321]

0:16 look behind the Arabs hat it says 'Stoned"

[kallikusta]

@AdioX321 ignorant fag he is a sikh. I hope u arent registered voter!

[AdioX321]

@kallikusta well

[DeclinedjayHD]

WANNA KNOW A JOKE PSN!

[LuvZippy]

Eli is the newspaper vendor.

[ronaldallanrivera]

0:32 the old lady is right next to him

[THEMRIMNOTAFAG]

lol @ 0:41 seconds u can see hte old lady's eye at the bottom left corner lol

[robking64]

I was the 600.001st viewer who laughed at this joke

[helloo889]

ahahahahahahaha at 0:39 on meat menu theres lamb beef pork sausage monkey brain lol

[Scofield1828]

but when he was at the butcher he never told him his age..old lady is a perv

[Reallywantedthisname]

At 0:33 you can see the old lady standing behind him.

[623hey]

@Reallywantedthisname i was going to put that right now llol

[HappyMealSays]

Click 0:00 if you hate adds

[saidje91]

what is the women doing in the buther shop she doesnt have the package like the man

[renardo3333]

yeah she did, for 15 minutes long

[xlr8fast11]

lol i saw this b4 it was so funny lol

[JoshScribnah]

0:33 the tip of the old lady's glasses.

[dullen2]

That is an old old jike

[dullen2]

that is an realy old joke

[cockfightoverhere]

i hate that fuckin advertisement

[drago433]

lol yeah she wasnt lying you can see her at 0:39

[Cha0siSBeaST]

Everytime you show a clock in these videos its always 4:00

.lol

[Cha0siSBeaST]

Everytime you show a clock in these videos its always 4:20.lol

[chelseathegreat246]

Perverted Grammy!! Baaaad girl

[x306xQuiksilver]

well the menu looks kinda gross who eats monkey and brains

[lillukeyify]

idk i dont get it

[Marksmandude]

@lillukeyify The old lady felt his penis, when she already knew his age.

[MMFWCLxJUGGALO1]

@lillukeyify it ppl like you who fuck up funny ass jokes like this

[voltex12345]

pwned

[ryan4951]

anyone else notice the menu at 0:35 ...

lamb, beef, pork, sausage, monkey, and brain.

fucked up store lol

[Kitykatz123]

@ryan4951 its monkey brains, not monkey and brains

[ryan4951]

@Kitykatz123 oh my bad lol didnt pay attention at the periods

[zonesid]

would have been funnier if there was an old man touching a lady's b**bs.. and telling her age..

gees i am not trying to sound nasty.. just saying

[ThorirEy]

Stolen from Hugleikur Dagsson

[SwaggaSoSick32]

The teacher asks Little Johnny "Which body part goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny replies "The feet miss"

So the teacher says "Why the feet?"

And Little Johnny says "Because when I go in my mummys bedroom at night she has her legs in the air shouting 'Oh my God I'm coming'"

[TyCR899]

@SwaggaSoSick32 Cumming....not coming

[SwaggaSoSick32]

@TyCR899 i know but she was saing coming like she was going not in the cumming sex matter

[TyCR899]

@SwaggaSoSick32 ...

[iluvmybabyponi]

I just saw the old perverted womans glasses int he background in the butcher shop. haha

[wickedgurl2571]

i dont get it

[TheMarioMations]

@wickedgurl2571 the old perverted lady just wanted to feel his nut sack.... it seemed kinda obvious

[wickedgurl2571]

@TheMarioMations XD ROFLMAO

[debo1180]

at 0:28 the sign on the meat store says russian or assian balls?

[snowflakeFactory]

the butcher looks like my uncle

[chivasjavier96]

at 0:40atthye left on the menu it says monkey!

.

[MrBranda24]

@chivasjavier96 it says monkey brain

[VannyHereticator]

Indian Newspaper Guy= Eli! xD

[conradbhockey]

that smack sound when she stuck her hand in his pants made me hurt

[DateWithFred]

lol that old lady is a pervert

[theamvgirlx]

@DateWithFred Well he's stupid for being so gullible...x

[c4r50n1]

@DateWithFred That's the point of the joke you idiot. I fucking hate Fred fans.

[DateWithFred]

@c4r50n1 wow thats pretty mean don't ya think

[c4r50n1]

@DateWithFred No, it's not mean at all. You pointed out the obvious point of the joke; you're not supposed to do that.

[thesnooooze]

they sell monkey brains at the bucher shop

[getfunky79]

can u tell me her the granny's left eye pupil is on her glasses??? WTF!!!

[xxsexykazzxx]

haha brilliant haha!

[imlyokvae]

he only mentioned his age at the newspaper stand not in the shop

[Insertnamesz]

0:37 Lamb, Beef, Pork, Sausage, Monkey Brain... wait what.

[jocstarbunny]

lol oh grandma...

[familyguyfantastic]

theyres a magizine named "toast"

[AngelsFury69]

who does the voice, sounds very familiar

[shortanimationz]

When he was a the butcher, he never said his age

[ShowNoMercy502]

@shortanimationz MIND.BLOWN.

[101stuffman]

@shortanimationz he did say his age

[abcdefh123able]

not at the butcher's shop

[thexlalax]

@shortanimationz ya but is still very funny:)))

[LilJ367]

i dont get it

[MelissaSarahBlack]

@LilJ367 She knew his age b/c she was behind him in the butcher shop so she made up tht lie just to feel his thingy thing

[dervish2173]

@MelissaSarahBlack Yeah but he never said his age so how did she know?

[1Seanny]

its th new you ( with old face parts) 0:12 - 0:14

[18inAge]

this is a kinda gay joke because if the old lady says that she was behind the man and heard him say he was 46....if you go to the part where hes at the butcher shop, he doesn't say his age... -butcher shops in 0:30-

[350T350Silverado97]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! DUDE GOT OWNED

[MegaDsdfg]

LAWL



[jbm202]

Hahah

[adofri]

any one noticed that the eye ball on the lady is on the glasses but not on here head

[BeastNugget69]

0:13 Bro...did you just flip me off?

[MrDadudeguy]

eli's the paper stand guy

[daban1111]

basically she was wanking him in the butcher shop.

[NeoNekoPup]

oh THAT IS EVIL! XD

[skg24]

you can see the old ladys glasses in the bottom left corner in the butcher shop

[lemoncouch1]

@iTheVideoMakeri The old lady only touched his p3nis for pleasure. She already knew his age she just wanted to do it cuz she likes touching p3nis

[shadi7997]

@iTheVideoMakeri she touched his dick for no reason becuse she was behind him at the butcher shop

[lyingbears]

Didn't anyone else see an old lady wanking that guy on the street?

[wolfgaaaang]

wtf he never said his age at the butcher shop

[peaceout601]

nasty!



[ChRIs23696]

eli's the guy at the news-stand!

[ygioh99]

@ChRIs23696 dude seriously nobody gives a shit lol

[TheSupersayinTrunks]

HAHAHA FUCKEN HILARIOUS

[BlueYaniBlue]

lol o:18 eli's the newspaper guy x]

[KatetsuROX]

At :36 the menu has monkey brains!

[samuriguy909]

at 0:30 it lists camel meat lol