Howard Stern -- WNNNNNBC

[youredeadfred]

2:25 wow Howard was a real skinny fat man back then.

[Horaciow14]

Love him or hate him, Howard is a genius, innovator, and one of the greatest entertainers.

[smaniz]

"National Gay Task Force"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[takerdust]

shortly before he hired Ronnie as his driver

[OnlyForAngels]

Lance Ringel should have a cucumber shoved into his mouth and gnaw on that then a cucumber shoved into his asshole and hop up and down in his chair and get a fucking sense of humor.

[PrevelantPredators]

Who else can picture him saying "Just be quiet and get in the van".

[XCShorty21]

if that man didn't sound exactly like Howard Stern I'd never believe that's actually him!

[eppinizer]

Wow, he has been making six figures since the 80s? I know his contracts now are unbelievable, but holy shit. I hope he lives a long life and continues to entertain us until... well, until he isn't entertaining ...

[irishfan84]

today's howard would probably hire this howard as one of the freakshows to star on the show

[kiersh]

Howard's the only dude who looks better at 60 than he did at 30

[jeatcleave]

damn howard was fat.

[icepick2020]

The gays had a task force?

[365to173repubsPWNED]

hi...this is hank....why don't you go have sex with jesus christ...youuu faggot

[rrabit44]

Bring back this Howard Stern, he will re-shock the world.

[misterE2012]

@rrabit44 too old, too rich and out of touch. The world will never see this Howard again.

[Dart567]

he was a fatty bo batty

[mahdogzbite]

National Gay Taskforce... I wonder what their uniform looks like.

[makisunn]

@mahdogzbite I don't remember what the gay task force uniform was but I heard it was FA-A-A-Bulous!

[TUCKSMASH]

@makisunn lol

[apriswajaya]

he looks cooler as he gets older, how the hek does that work?

[mistervanderveer]

@apriswajaya

Basically you need to be a man, thats all.

I feel sorry for women, because they get worse over time. Alot.

[apriswajaya]

@mistervanderveer well, there are some women who don't age that much when they get older, like joan jett

[mistervanderveer]

@apriswajaya Theres the occasional exception to the rule, yeah.

And not all men age well to be honest, in fact, most just turn fat and bald ;)

[makisunn]

@mistervanderveer wait, they also say black don't crack (so to speak). And asians age well, too. By our logics combined, that would make Tiger Woods IMMORTAL. ....aww, dammit ! 

[makisunn]

@apriswajaya Just grow your hair and cover your face as often as possible. Draw people's attention to your schnozz/nose. Noses don't wrinkle. If Howard shaved his head he'd look like Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm. The one with the Jewish guy with a hot blonde and Richard Lewis as a best friend, wait, now I've mixed up my jews. lol... I should've saved that for the roast.

[OleVanDole]

Shit, howard was fat

[ooxcfhxoo]

Just like the boys Gene i've got cock.

[makisunn]

@ooxcfhxoo There it is ! Brett, Do me a favor and hold that up so I can see your cock! lol..

[BlitzinLB27]

"kill kill kill...... the white man"

[makisunn]

@BlitzinLB27 "kill him until he is dead....(bongo beat)....thank you."

[CJCode21]

Natl. Gay Task Force? 1:55. I knew the 80's were gay... but I didn't know they were THAT gay. : / Give me a break.

[chipseinfeld8]

genius, thrives off negative feedback, and its much stronger than positive

[papiiuenvy186]

u know what u are Howard, your the antichrist! what? YOUR THE MOTHERFUCKING ANTICHRIST 

[richie8811]

@papiiuenvy186 Ahem... it's you're... not your

[papiiuenvy186]

@richie8811 lol thanks for the correction if only spell check could understand the sentence to make it know the wrong word was being used =P

[papiiuenvy186]

the movie was fucking hilarious

[MckyMseNTarotCrds]

This should give hope to dorks everywhere. I can't believe this corny looking dude with the molester glasses, hitting a friggin' cymbal and making silly faces in the camera goes on to become the Howard Stern me and my friends loved in his late 90's prime. I can't imagine too many strippers and actresses fawning all over this version of Howard, haha.

[hornplayerchris]

Whoa howard used to be kinda pudgy.

[kamdan2011]

I always wondered what Alison looked like.

[NY1love]

Howard looks older in this then he is now. That mustache makes him look 60 lol.

[TheEliteM0NK3Y]

"How long will Howard be successful?" Until the he goes to satellite radio. Pzzzz out Howard. You proved 'em all wrong. Loved yer stinkin' ass in the late 90's.

[realRonStubbings]

A gay dude named "Lance" - shocking!!!!



[Somai82]

Does it get any scarier than "excuse me sir, we're from the natl gay task force and we'd like you to come with us"

[makisunn]

@Somai82 When one guy says, "we'll have to frisk you, sir" and his partner in the back starts to smile...THAT's scarier.

[DonStavar]

Look at fucking Jakie

[gloryofwar82]

Dropped from first place to 4th place in the ratings - you never hear him talk about that part in his past.

[Theburn77]

Wow, it's unbelievable how much different he looked back then.

[manifestgtr]

brenner looks almost exactly like roger waters circa 1970 here

[TomTRDEV]

He looks exactly how he did when he played his younger self in Private Parts.

[Miolnir1976]

7 people are named Lance Ringel.

[magellanphone]

wait you can't get aids from being in the same room?

[Mishkafofer]

porno mustache, classic

[PAULLONDEN]

Another successful Jew...where do they get 'm from ? They've got an inexhaustible stock it seems.



[bsouthe]

@PAULLONDEN ---go burn some books.........

[timg455]

National gay task force. I think that is a humilitation to gays. Are they tasked with eliminating them, containing them?

[makisunn]

@timg455 National Gay Task Force ain't so bad...but the secret handshake really fucks you over. lol...

[zackfromtheburgh]

1:12 nice face haha

[OOOLDSKOOOOOL]

has jackie the jokeman ever been funny ? he laughs harder at his own jokes then anyone else.

[LBC6893]

No way he got laid a lot

[bluebuilding]

baba Bouy!~

[Dansmith2k12]

national gay task force?? they have some enforcement agency???

[makisunn]

@Dansmith2k12 Somewhat... The national gay task force goes by the PENAL code. Their motto is "Hand Salute, clean yer boots, finger your bunkmate with your foot. Go team GO! "

[briananeurysm]

"I have no women... a dude'll do!" ... hehehehe

[jaycee0673]

Wow he did look like big bird.

[bitcheznhos]

STERN RULES ! ! !

[Cap420]

Lance Ringel. National gay task force....?

[xxxIronLeexxx]

He's come a long fucking way since then, just look at that shitty small studio. The people talking shit about him back then are nobodies now, and Howard's rocking a 9 figure income, a sattellite radio censorship free show, and hot as fuck wife.

[kristian9010]

that mustach is so nasty :P

[ZomgrulerZ]

Howard took Weird Al's look in the 80's and Weird Al took Howard's look in the 90's.

[loxj]

rotary phones there's a blast from the past.

[loxj]

rotary phones there's a blast from the past.

[Bkamlem]

holy shit nipples was censored back then

[ajc914]

Bring back the golf clap.

[Miracle490d]

Hey there's the real match game. "you must have job security." LOL No, he just never gave a Fuck and said it anyway. Fans were his job security.

[inirapsag1]

LOL NATIONAL GAY TASK FORCE... LOL

[ekirent]

Howard Stern looks like my dad did in the 80's.

[lashkaretoiba]

You lost ringel. You lost.

[timkelly]

Who's the woman at 5:47?

[dqdanquinn]

OMG, I miss these days but don't miss the clapping.

[illuminatioracle]

damn. howard looks like the kind of guy who would program low budget games for the atari 2800 out of his basement.

[TSMontana]

@illuminatioracle yeah, and he probably wouldn't get through the velvet rope at studio 56, back in the day

[jgibble]

Look how sensitive everyone was about Howie. Howard Stern still rules!

[Scarecrowman27]

It's crazy to just see how he was set in his ways and back then and all through his career people thought he was gonna get canned. And now he's over 500 mil richer for just being real, like to see someone like that shine

[Scarecrowman27]

@ ag8416 He might be uglier then sin, but man gets more poooosy then me and you and most of everyone else here in his life then us combined. Even when he's married lol aww man.

[leirgauk]

his cock is huuuuuuuuuge!

[Allanun]

There is no way he wears a wig, he didn't have Tony or Ralph back in the day

[mybalzurchin]

Howard's a winner.

[smoketunes]

WTF Howard looked like a dork!!! Lma0!!

[CineRecon]

couldn't say nipples in the 80's i guess..

[Germany1111]

Wow, look at the young Joke Man here.

[ag8416]

he is only 30 years old here, but he looks like he's 54 years old lol

poor bastard; he's been uglier than sin all his life

[ag8416]

wow that brenner dude was right on the money. stern's E was a number 1 on cable tv

[decicionoftrualyon]

5 ppl are part of the national gay task force

[Midasthe2nd]

lance RINGELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[theMissJackson101]

People need to leave my Howard alone!

[Frequent2001]

haha ratings tide are turnign against him ... what a load of shit. we all know how that turned out..

[nugeforprez32264]

adjust the tracking!!!

[lujan330]

I forgot how he would applaud after almost everything he or his guests or phone callers say

[steventhevirgin39]

I AM A VIRGIN

[mike74ny]

Man was he uglier then...lol

[steventhevirgin39]

I AM A VIRGIN

[handsome102180]

Stern looks waaaay cooler, better and younger today than he did back then. Here he looks like a typical ugly old Jew complete with horrible 80s moustache, glasses, and hair. Just sayin'.....

[MrMohr22]

hahahaha..the best ever

[MrMrMoto]

howard fat

[BAhern63]

3:55 is that Paul Giamatti? looks like him

[noctmor]

RIP Lance Ringel who died of aids 2 years after filming this.

Remember god DOES love gays but only if their tops

[brokenfronthead]

pigvomit

[ginko27]

National GAY Task Force?! LOL Sounds like the Militant wing of NOW, or a San Fransisco National Guard recruiting center! I wish Howard were still funny and intelligent, instead of old and complaining while doing super-Raunchy skits that aren't Shocking anymore.

[thebestofsopherboys]

This is the entire movie of Private Parts. Howard Stern: Fuck shit piss cunt Radio Executive: Can he say that on the radio? Howard Stern: Well Im getting good ratings so... Howard Stern: Fuck shit piss cunt Radio Executive: Can he say that on the radio? Howard Stern: Well Im getting good ratings so... Howard Stern: Fuck shit piss cunt Radio Executive: Can he say that on the radio? Howard Stern: Well Im getting good ratings so... Radio CEO: He's getting really good ratings.

[Booharv1]

@thebestofsopherboys Lol butthurt that Howard is mega famous. Rotten tomatoes reports that 79% of critics liked Private Parts.

[makisunn]

@thebestofsopherboys Well, he had bigger balls than George Carlin that's for sure.

[geargrinderr]

robin is a useless cunt

[Beatnick79]

@geargrinderr so is my mom

[eyetolduso]

@geargrinderr  I'd find a use for it.

[lancerooke]

This "News" program is heavily slanted to the left. Anybody that hates Howard Stern is a fool.

[ULTRADREW1]

GREAT FUCKING POST!!!!!

[JamesOLeary]

Who is the woman with Jackie at 4:12 writing with him?

Just a listener guest?

[ULTRADREW1]

@JamesOLeary That is Robins replacement- she filled in after robin was fired by Pig Virus.

[JamesOLeary]

@ULTRADREW1 But Robin is there at 4:25.

I assume that since this was just a simple news broadcast they only filmed them for 1 day.

But if that is her replacement, do you know her name by any chance?

[ULTRADREW1]

@JamesOLeary She filled in for Robin after she was fired,but she worked for wnbc while robin was still there-then they tried multiple other newspeople, but howard just kept humiliating them on air until everyone they tried refused to work with him. What Howie wants, Howie gets. To answer the original question, I cannot recall her name, as the 80's were a long time ago.

[kickinButtAlot]

people are such pussys

if you dont like what he says why are you listening then

[Sparisi1122]

Damn, Jackie was a lot younger.

[biggyang04]

wow, howard used to be fat

[cakins1986]

Nice wig, Howard. Probably should have got one that matched your eyebrows and mustache though.

[ritter89]

@cakins1986 He's never worn a wig. Hair color often mismatches with eyebrows and facial hair. My hair is dark brown whereas my facial hair is almost reddish. I don't know why people accuse him of wearing wigs. Bald guys like to imagine that every male over 30 who has a full head of hair is secretly wearing a wig.

[AccordionManiac]

"nipple" got beeped. oh my gosh

[MrLanceyboy11]

@AccordionManiac If you read the description, this was in the 80s man, they never said that stuff during those times lol!! This was all new to the world!

[durante888]

I wish he had a TV show again.

[LutMejiaJ]

@durante888 howard TV ever heard about it? on demand

[durante888]

@LutMejiaJ No, but thanks.

[MisterB2eternity]

@pr soulja: I'd really want to fuck Robin Quivers and even suck her toes.

[fox84M]

gay task force. yeshhh don't wanna get them mad. lol

[manifestgtr]

ratings tide turning against him....come back in about a decade buddy...

[saruman84]

Pre-nosejob era

[twisted2cj]

national gay task force

these guys are elite and will tear you a new one

[prsoulja]

wow robin was always ugly

[LinkDeadAvitar]

You see that chin?No wonder he runs five miles a day now.

[atchisrj1]

Howard is a true innovator of radio.

[MichelePet07]

HOWARD RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sunburningstare]

NATIONAL GAY TASK FORCE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

task force, cant get any gayer than that...

[zarkbot88]

early 80s: The Quasi-Pedo Stern look

[CirSam]

The womans reaction at 4:13 has got me rollin'...lol the the highest degree

[z3nn3th]

lol yea what gay tasks are at hand

[Pooternackle]

lol what a name: national gay task force

[makaveli3900]

I think this is around the time when Howard was told by his doctor that he was legit dying and needed to get back in shape

[z3nn3th]

fuck lance ringel that bitch seriously shut the fuck up He makes the radio dangereous yea to sissy bitches like you shut your mouth

[brabon1]

pig virus!!!!!!!!!!

and this report is wrong...he did not lose listeners

[crackernumber2]

lance ringel???????? FUCK OFF LOL

[Slimcase85]

National gay task force...u don't wanna get in trouble with them.

[chexmix222]

Damn its exactly like the movie....I had no idea it was THAT close to his life story

[jackslicl100]

Howard after being fired says he is a GREAT ENTERTAINER. here he says he makes radio interesting. he has a VERY HIGH OPINION of himself. i feel he is an insult to the human race. his gal pal ROUND ROBIN is not much better. his T V base gone and radio base decreased greatly,, maybe there is hope that he will disappear soon.

[irtimed]

just don't listen to him.

[bluewhale18]

robin looks like that chick from police academy

[TheMercenary]

The National Gay Task Force? You're serious?

[kisame426]

hHhHHAHAHH wat kind of fucked up organzation is tht lO!L

its so weird ahahaha

wat is it like a bunch of homos are gonna come in and attack u with dildos and lubricante

and there catch phrase is HIT THEM HARD!!

lol

[Lvduggo69]

Funny how that nerdy look was in style back then.

Ooooofa !

[Theburn77]

it's funny how different he looks now, he went from nerdy to cool in just a couple years

[ifuseekamy]

Howard looks like Weird Al there.

[slapshot01j]

I've ALWAYS thought that. Glad to see someone else agrees!

[ifuseekamy]

@slapshot01j Hahaha, even the eyeglasses are identical. It's uncanny.

[badtown88]

Jeez he was so much uglier back then

[TheWholeYearInn]

Robin was no prize either! Ha Ha

She looks a million times better now.

[Freebie1975]

almost thought he was going to say fact of the matter is in that last part

[WarwickDavey]

lol, it was still the truth of the matter then

[guitargodgod]

looks like a pedophile lol... now thats good for radio

[agcorona]

Yeah they were so right who even remember that guy! LOL

[therealmadwombat]

"National gay task force"??? WHAT THE FUCK?!?

[Pooternackle]

i know lol, when i heard that i just pictured a squandron of gays running around infecting non gays with aids

[CraigKramer]

@therealmadwombat Yes, that made me "lol" uncontrollably too!!!

:D

[jjjooommm222]

@therealmadwombat The gay mafia

[drPkaBU]

@therealmadwombat they wear camo belly shirts.

[therealmadwombat]

@drPkaBU Hell... I didn't even know Gucci MADE automatic weapons!!!

[ag8416]

@therealmadwombat that's exactly what i was thinking. lol

[thephilmyster]

stern was fat back then

[polo200]

"And has drop from 1st place to 4th place"

Hummmmm.... That reminds me of some TV network too....

[Semach4444]

This must have been what he was talking about this week, when he was saying that he used to be chubby.

[pedals8]

National Gay Task Force? WHAT?

[ThyArtIsMetal]

lol