440-pound snake found in Brazil house

[ciavarella1292]

how did I get here...

[CallOfSpooge]

satan?

[rasputin858]

I wonder why the house was abandoned?..

[3rk4u]

i want my dick back lol

[GimmeYObrownies]

should be in the wild

[nathanieldurkin1]

0:26 - why is the monkey wearing a shirt? And why is the snake right next to the monkey? Shouldn't they be further apart in their cages?

[SpeakingMyMind7]

where i come from, that snake would become dinner for the whole village...

[TheJuzy]

@SpeakingMyMind7 HAHAHA

[secretman7100]

snakes crush you because they dont want to fall mostly or feel threatened 

[IrOnLaKxSmUrF]

Wish mine was that big

[RasputinSir]

iF YOU LIKE SNAKES SO MUCH ,,,LIE DOWN NEXT TO A HUNGRY CONSTRICTOR. EINSTEIN

[fyflishfy]

Person underneath me, you're a fuckin' moron. vvvvvvvv Yes, him. Dumbfuck.

[RasputinSir]

Constrictors should all be turned into DOGFOOD.CLEANOUT THE EVERGLADES KILL EM ALL!!!

[blackvenom530]

@RasputinSir What the fuck is wrong with you? You should respect animals more than people.

[hazzabazzatunic]

'unusally large'... FUCKING ENORMOUS!

[berkelusa]

Reuters - All the NEWS you need in 30 seconds FLAT! with NO COMMERCIALS.. OK so there's a BANNER.. lol

[MrKirilin]

a little bit smaller than the snake i found.... in my pants!!!!!!.

[BikerrManXtreem]

Mom why is there a FUCKING 400 POUND SNAKE IN OUR BACKYARD!

[mustang684]

@BikerrManXtreem They said it was an abandoned house you dipshit.

[thlin]

They found the rest of Ron Jeremy's penis.

[Ziru322]

snake needs to be set free or be in large large cage not that 2 by 4 shitty cage.

[bikeystylez]

i wanna have it with my other 2 anacondas :d

[xXDarkstar290Xx]

Damn nature u scary!

[kinator1000]

thats a big ass snake

[1blackmass]

Just Amazing Creature!!

[Nero46able]

@123iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ?? SUCK USA

[kingpin22s]

that aint nothin , my fat aunt weighs more that that ... xD

[barbroxursox]

DAMN!

[TheStudMufffin]

bob: hay fred wanna get 5 other guys and take this snake to a zoo so it can just die there? fred:sure!!wait.......what?

[RypeMango]

it was taken to a nearby zoo. lmao

[Nitsujbrown]

just found in someones backyard? fuck that.

[C0Opd0g]

THERE'S FLUFFY, HES BEEN MISSING FOR A WHILE NOW??!!!???

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something strange on the beach one night  see video book trailer

[armanimpressions]

That mother fucker is on steroids lmao!

[lazyking211990]

isn't it a boa?

[Figurate86]

@lazyking211990 No, this is an Anaconda..

[sickxstrafer334]

@Figurate86 anacondas are boas genius

[ZeroColdCoffee]

@sickxstrafer334 Lol stumped xD

[Nero46able]

Brazil leaves the Americans will make their fat guerrillas in Iraq maggots FUCK USA

[homerboy12345]

@Nero46able and we care how????

[Nero46able]

@homerboy12345  shut up american

[milkman036]

Geezzz!!!!! That SOB was amazing!!! I'd hate to wake up with that damn thing,next to me wanting a HUG!!!LMAO!!

[syriajac]

fucking snake...kill it



[reksub10]

yeah that snake was going to break into that house so they flung it behind bars lol

[lovesheidi]

@reksub10 ahhaha

[wyecee]

Imagine getting BIT by it. Is that worse than 10 AK 47 bullets?

[MrChoche956]

Wtf! how do u catch a snake dat big?

[KAILHAisAbitch]

my dad's from vietnam he says snakes taste good... when i was 7 years old he found a small snake at the street xD the me killed it then wash it then ate it with his friends they said it was good i said ew and didnt ate (it was not normal to eat snake at philipines [my mom is from philipines and my dad married her at philipines] my mom said it was good too xD)

[NRG4X15QZ]

oh that's just nasty.

440 lbs of pure nasty

[xismxist]

200 LBS tops

[playzer10]

wepon of a snake!!!

[Worldsify32]

in soviet russia snake's carrying you.

[LocoRoco111]

No Wonder The House Was Abandoned That MoFukka Probably Ate Them All :D

[MrDragonface666]

it almost sounds like shes speaking like a demon and backwards lol

[Nicodemus98]

I kill every one I find. But then again, they don't belong in Florida. Snakes this size don't eat rats, they eat dogs, goats, children,,,. An Anaconda over twenty feet will easily weigh 400 pounds. I will have lots of snake skin boots, vests, belts, hat bands and such on e-bay soon. And judging buy the number of non native snakes, will have for a long time. To all the bleeding hearts, If one of these "cute" snakes eats you kid, we'll see if you want them around then. They don't belong in Fl.

[VitaminSenfgas]

@Nicodemus98 seriously, have you checked..? because you, boy, might be legally retarded! maybe get someone to read and interpret the headline for you - BRAZIL. not backwater hicksville, FL where you were spawned in some unholy mating ritual. fucking idiot....

[Nicodemus98]

@VitaminSenfgas And you my backwoods Baboon can stay in Canada and enjoy clubbing seal pups. It's a national sport up there, eh? Fuck you and everybody the looks like you. They are NATIVE to Brazil, dick lick, that's what makes them a problem here, moron. Go tell you're Mom to have your Dad, her Uncle, to explain it to you, inbred douche bag. Eat shit AND die. They don't belong in the environment of the southern U.S, they're NATIVE to South American, Dick wipe. read a book, Fucking Cretin.

[VitaminSenfgas]

@Nicodemus98 a) I love clubbing baby seals! 38$ an hour! And if you retarded piece of Floridian swamp-shit would've taken time to read your own retarded comment....you would've noticed that you might be legally retarded! b) you inbred swamp-fuck....a video about an anaconda in BRAZIL...and you fuck-tard go blabbing on around how snakes are not native to Florida....? boy.....ive wiped smarter gator shit off my boots in Jax ....but yeah...you're right. and bright. we all have a good laugh @ you...

[Nicodemus98]

@VitaminSenfgas I realize that you retarded, sister fucking, inbred backwoods Canadian Moron. I was making the point that they now infest Florida, Georgia, Mississippi, New Orleans and South Carolina. You don't have to worry about it, you leave in the far frozen north. My only hope is maybe a Polar bear will kill you. You seal clubbing, Chum sucking, Pussy. Come to Florida and tell me this shit, you won't go home, Homo. We have Native snake, these ain't them, but there here. Fucking Pussy.

[VitaminSenfgas]

@Nicodemus98 oh my god, you have the grammar skills of a 3 year old Mongoloid...I "leave" in the North? "There" here? I find that hilarious! Utter, illiterate fuck-tards trying to argue with me. By the way, hero-man, I live in Jax from Oct. to June, every year. So why don't you come down, and I'll say all this to your face, and we'll see what happens, mh? Idiots like you simply amuse me, every single time :o)

[Nicodemus98]

@VitaminSenfgas Tell you what, dip shit, I could point out a ton of grammatical errors you have made during the course of your disjointed, incoherent ramblings. But what the use? You clearly are a legend in your own mind. I've heard mental illness is rampant in the back woods of Canada. Come by the shop next time you get to the States. I doubt you'll be amused, tough guy. I left better than you face down in the mud of S.E. Asia. Worthless seal clubbing moron.

[VitaminSenfgas]

@Nicodemus98 No, you couldn't. That's the point :o) Speaking of points, you just proved mine again, you big bad S.E. Asian killer you.....

[NinjaCop45]

@VitaminSenfgas @Nicodemus98 Two angry camels in a tiny car!!!!!!

[jakknutz]

@NinjaCop45 LOL, pointless ramblings..

[gooser1981]

highly doubt the weight. these countries make shit up just for attention

[kevNchris445]

snakes are fucking scary as shit!!!

[jusaLOSER]

@kevNchris445 they are NOT scary! they are animals like every other animal! they live they eat, make babies, and they poop! and to the touch they are not slimy! their scales r made of the same material that our fingernails and toenails r made of! be afraid if u want to, but i think one of the scariest animals out there r either tarantulas, or sharks and i like both of those too!

[oneginee]

it should be destroyed

[humbertojimmy]

YOU should be destroyed.

[oneginee]

NO the snake should be destroyed but not before putting it in a cage with you for 24 hours. Then your dead body inside the snake and the snake should be fead as stuffed sausage to alligators.

[humbertojimmy]

I know what real kind of "sausage" you like! Shut up.

[oneginee]

So that's what's on your mind when talking

about snakes. What are you ? 8 years old.

Sounds like you need to have a talk with mom and dad. Forget snakes.

[YouVsMeVsThem]

LordEli wins.

EPIC WIN

[ItsNotShake]

if that snake wanted to it could kill all seven of those men.. the snake probly has a better chance of surviving in a zoo than it an abandoned house.. why is this such a heated topic

[Mr160099]

holy shit!

[phathoe42]

63 pounds per person but your forgetting a snake is all muscle and how much muscle does a normal human have in his arms???? fucking idiot

[LordEli]

You know..in all fairness.. I think... they should just kill it..cause you know.. its not good for anything alive.. at least not in that Zoo's cage...so.. you know.. just.. go ahead and kill it.. be nice to it and just.. you know chop its head off.. kill it dead.. P.E.T.A. Would agree..:-D

[crackhead007]

are the most retarded inbred human? who the fuck gives you the right to decide the fate of any animal? we should decide your fate since your level of retardition makes you little to know use in our society.....time to shoot you right in the face! snakes keep food chains in check because the eat pests and rodents and take down populations of big herds.....but yea thats usesless why keep a food chain in balance thats not important....your fucking stupid you should be placed in a zoo

[crackhead007]

AHAHAHAHAH im a meth head you fucking retard

[LordEli]

crackhead007 You are the exact type of Human garbage thats needs to be eliminated off this planet talking about shooting someone in the face>? You fucking ignorant ass retard peice of redneck or nigger garbage. First off Human lives are by far more important than Animals. and you shown by the ignorance you've typed to another person shows that youyourself are nothing more than a useless retarded animal.

[crackhead007]

no your fucking dumb....you totally missed the point probably because you have a ethnic diversity of cocks in your mouth. listen....im saying that animal does not need to be killed....you call me ignorant? so everything that is in our way we just kill.....i hope your gene pool is gone for the next generation....no man every life is imporant if your werent stuck up you would realise your a fucking animal too.

[LordEli]

I'd love to stomp the shit out of your fuckign queer ass, you peice of shit you are fucking with thwe wron person you low life peice of garbage. peta loving dick smokers like you deserve the worst of deaths imaginable. thank your lucky fucking stars You fucking pansy internet toughguy ass in in your safe little fucking hiding place you son of a fucking whore.

[ItsNotShake]

they didnt kill it bro

[Bailsong92]

other animals have to die so that we live its part of life dude so chill the fuck out

[mojoganjamaster420]

dude, that snake has alot more a right to live than alot of people do.

[kwomack10]

@mojoganjamaster420 UR SO KOOL 4 HAVING 420 IN UR NAME11111!!!!oneone11 DUNT WORRY I GET THE REFRENCE11111111!!!!!!!!!!!

[mercedes1benz1]

@crackhead007 Well said, its us humans who are screwing up all the beauty in this earth.

[LordEli]

I would like to skull fuck your fuckign queer ass the snake needs to be killed jsut like you do, and if I had your scrawny little cock sucking neck in my hands mother fucker you would be on your way to hell fuck you ysa fuckign faggot cock sucker, only a pathetic littl faggot like you would brazen insult your fucking God. You deserve the horrible death you will have. you sorry son of a bitch.

[YouVsMeVsThem]

Somebody forgot to take a pill this morning!

Retard

[cunsuri]

KILL IT

[clearitup2]

Go snake! Remember never hurt a wild animal just cause you are afraid of it. You can run. Snakes keep the rodent population down.

[sgtsnakeeyes11]

@clearitup2 Remember never hurt a wild animal....unless your hunting then go ahead and blow its brains out

[sheemsheem]

@clearitup2 I kill snakes

[SoldierCyfix]

@clearitup2 that one keeps the human population down

[WildCatGal19]

@clearitup2 Love this comment.

[GIANTWARTITAN]

@clearitup2 RODENTS? fuck that shit this beast would probably take down a horse with no problems

[frickinasshle]

@clearitup2

my friend wants to kill my snake because it eats mice. she thinks mice shouldnt be killed, but snakes should

[rosey312]

@clearitup2 Never had a problem with rats that required the services of a snake that big.If I did, I would just let the snake and the rats have the house,LOL!

[Atromitos888]

440lbs/7men=63lbs of snake per man. Conclusion: Brazilian men are weak.

[Snakeman7720]

yeah and when a 440 lb snake is moving around, it has a lot of force, so it would be harder to carry :)

[daguil04]

thats my snake. en brazil that was my house back in 1999

[flipthug123]

kill it

[MikenCarly]

beautiful.

[cunsuri]

KILL IT

[fangt00th]

wat a cute snake!!!!!!!!!!

[AustraliaTwo]

My dick is bigger than that.

[GeckoBoy500]

hahaha wow

[Xiphion]

damn, that sucks then.  Feel bad for ya

[Fauzi6868]

Really??? maybe u can post here so all viewers can comment how big is yr dick...cheers mike....

[rkreptile]

well, that's what might have happened to the homeowners.lol

[iamjacobnz]

omfg would not like to be arround when that gets hungry or pissed off! Wow so huge could eat me in 1 bite lol. And i have seen on tv snakes eating things alomost as big as them and rofl wonder how many of me that could eat

[madjuggla9]

huge

[NYGSD]

holy shit!!!!!!!!1

[007mjes]

sweet