I'm a vag licker

[H41N35]

click on 0:06 and 0:03 repeatedly for teh lulz.

click click click LOOOONNNNGGG!

[juanmora19910209]

wtf is the name of the song that plays when u showed the pics at the end? and during doctor picture time???

[NYC1DAVID]

r u  man or woman?

[JansRox]

do you work at american appareal or urban outfitters or something?

[bebegurl43210]

You're ridic cute<3

[talsmall]

your vag is showing

[femmeriotgrrrl]

shortbus!!!!

[iliveinwonderlandnow]

awh your gorgeous you know that?  love your dress sence :)

[o2p]

U r gay

[InfinityInferior]

We know what you mean jordan :) don't feel rushed

[m3rcy911]

I lovee Your clothess.

<33

Thats truuee. ITs likee alot of pressure but guess wat!

idgaff!

i love ur vids no matter what

[jacobbaur]

lmao , i just noticed my sister has the same poster kyle is holding .

[sailorstar1313]

omg you are like the cutest ever lol :)

[kuykee]

youre a fucking major vadge licker :) :)

[lilexan]

please ..somebody call Dr. Phil...NOW!!

[Espen414]

Love the ShortBus Soundtrack!

[bbs5ekata]

darling Jordan, this one fairly reeks of art school! :)

[volnessj]

hahaha why? Is it the hat? lol

my art school isn't much of an art school

[bbs5ekata]

are you happy to be going to it then? We have AI's here...Sister Lupita works for one in orange county.

I went to an art school in Florence, Italy. I think i told you about it. Best year ever! I reccommend it highly!

[James0Reed]

Omg, what is ur obsession with drinking the bamboo water lol... i Deffo want ur glasses where did you get them?

[anixdollface]

You can get them from anywhere..

Seriously like everyone has atleast one pair,

I've seen so many people with those glasses

that it kills me..

Just pop the lenses out of your fake ray bans..

5$ at walmart..

[volnessj]

I actually have lenses, but i have the cheap pair without lenses for making videos because otherwise i have a big glare on mah face.

[anixdollface]

That makes sense..

Nice video :]

[dumdumsaregood]

i love the song from Shortbus thrown in at the end. !

[Fireball27]

Love the glasses

[ryder1111]

Don't fucking label yourself Jordan just do what you feel like damn it.

[JamesAWBryant]

Dont worry. I bet nobody cares if you videos have topics. We all loved your videos for the same reason. I loved watching your videos about how you hated economics, or about your art with zombie jesus. I'm sure whatever type of videos you make you'll only gain subscribers and more followers than losing the ones you have!

[ferdibull]

mmm...music from shortbus!!! yay!!

[lemoncookies321]

haha Jordan, you're never a disappointment. anyone who unsubscribes is an ass licker.

[dimidarko79]

Back to basics is good Jordan. I'm pretty sure most of use just like hearing your ideas about things.

[mannydmammoth]

omg i have that same exact lamp! also, the end was hilarious.. haha

[Blueaveo3568]

Jordan I will take you anyway I can get you. Hope school is going well for you.

[JohnnyA]

I like that Back to basics! :) i felt like i was in a webcam session lol

[masansgaard]

i still love you

[daltoneffinbrennan]

ha you are a vag licker!

do more of these videos

[James0Reed]

wooooooop! i love ur old videos!

[Drakkenboy]

"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law" ~Aleister Crowley

Except with less creepy.... I'll watch anyway!

[Lelc27]

i just like looking at you with little clothing talking about nasty things

[nysel01]

:-O !! hahhahahahah

[windy135]

Nah no pressure just make videos about whatever and whenever you want. :) This is your vlog :) Were here for you not the other way around.

[jriktor]

Dude, where did you get that jacket from?

[SatisfactionSam]

Where did you get that music at the end of your video?

I believe that music is in the movie "Short Bus".

[spinkydoodle101]

i left acomment pn your last vid an you totaly went skitso on me. lol well epic apologies. vlogs are cool too.

[Tiffanynicolina]

what the

[HenhousetheRed]

I think 90% of your subscribers just like looking at you.

[volnessj]

that's not what I want.

I'm going to get really fat so i can fish out the people who just like to look at me.

[HenhousetheRed]

Then you'll have a brand spanking new group of fans who love when people gain weight.

[aspirant9]

3:50 i see vag

[garysdeskcom]

Vlogs are fine.  I enjoy them. :-D

[Bobo4lyf]

LOLOOLOLOLOOL. Vag licker. Betrayer of the gays :(

[WalkAlongMyPath]

I am hoping you are enjoying College, along with the clubs if you have yet gone to them like the Gay 90's and Epick ...I like Epicks dance floor better. :D Love the new Glasses..Please wear them more often. :D

[volnessj]

fuck the clubs. I don't do that shit. Gay clubs are trashy. Sluts sluts sluts sluts sluts.

[volnessj]

p.s. i've been wearing these glasses almost every day for like 3 months lol

[EirosNevermore]

bring it, bitch! bring on the vlogs! hahahah

not only because you want to... but also because ive given up hope on tv and my subs box is kinda emptyish lately 0_o

[ThisSuitsMe]

Strip it back baby, YEAH!

[henrysinaga]

you should lick my sweet grape inside my ass

[PerezLuvo8]

i enjoy all tweets, especially when your always yelling about how you get to the bus and it alredy gone and your late for work. ( gosh i sound like a stalker! sorry)

[tiffanymondesir]

haha i didn't know we shared a day on collab channels :P

friday ftw!

love ur style :) you need come visit dan, stace and i and come check out the toronto scene :)

[musicon1110]

you have a fucking ghost in that room

[Jumpropez]

yay!

glad to see you back :)

<3

[norlack89]

love that effing song! makes me think of shortbus everytime..

[woah0junker]

you do whatever you like, we'll still love ya :-)

[alaninnh]

Whatever you do Jordan please include your great sense of humor.

[cityscapesunrise]

psh. sounds like a plan. just do whatever the fuck you want :)

<3

[hooty454]

I like this =D I always have lol

[Maddoxhardcore]

I like that you glowed throughout this whole video, you're finally showing the world what an angel you are. (see I can be non vulgar and nice when I try)

...

Penis.

Yeah I couldn't do it... cockcockcock xxx

[volnessj]

in my ass in my ass in my ass please

i love you vulgar tits <3

[yaboyeric]

ikea lamp ? yeah i don't know.

[volnessj]

yeah gurl

[dietcokeabuser]

It's almost physically impossible for to unsubscribe to you! You're awesome!

[beecharmer32]

Doctor looks like one of my ex colleague in Borders. hmmm.

[dbzmiri]

just keep vlogging I hate it when people seem like they're trying to hard

ps was the song at the end form the movie "Shortbus"?.................

[Goobian]

No Jordan your a cock sucking fag. Always will be one. And I love you for it! lol! I know about feeling in a funk, people change and evolve.

[Sabrina7722772]

you are the most awesome.

[silvershots2]

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youtube is gonna end up going the way of MTV and kill itself...apparently MTV used to be about music....well youtube is going the way of sponsorship and colabs and people getting paid to make vids and mention products...so disappointing. Jordan, just be beautiful you and VLOG VLOG VLOG...no way am i gonna unsubscribe unless you decide to cash it in.

.

[lilyasdfghjk]

I love you! Yay Vlogs!

[gavmcguinness8024]

Be yourself!

I love your Vlogs!

[dnl783]

I am absolutely, positively, perfectly happy with you just vlogging. I love your vlogs Jordan, and I'm glad that you're back. <3

[SunshineJay]

I love it when you vlog the most. Keep on yo!<3

[jazzw0rth]

I so wish doctor could see this video. Hahaha

[jojococoa]

post a link for stacey and the sausages or whatever. i'v never heard of it.

[volnessj]

it's posted on my channel

[sctfshr]

Drunk?

[Faeribear08]

Your videos are never a disappointment because you are far more interesting than any of the talking heads you find on television.

[marquessa1915]

no pressure sweetheart. I miss this stuff.  Your Amazing!!!

[vanness5]

hahahaha, I wonder how doctor feels about this

[Ejwoods08]

Jordan, I think vlogs are great :) fuck pressure! Most of my favorite youtubers are best when they're just vlogging anyway.. it's your channel - do what you want with it!

And yes, you are so a vag licker.

[47claymore]

lol, ok go right on ahead. I think the rest of your fans will just be happy with at least seeing you. Haha vag licker... haha

[weskate93]

I saw the name of this video and just the thought it would be true actually made me want to cry with laughter. hahahahahahahaha. Oh dear.

Great video.

[MiniPezz]

i <3 you ,

:)

[itsfoshojenoxD]

i missed youu <33333333333

[kristinaspeaks]

yay i miss your videos sooo much!!!! =)

you look so cute!

[TheSchimmi]

o u so fawnny

[Tiednbound]

If you're just going to sit there and vlog, take your shirt off and show some nipples so we have something to look at if things get boring .... Which I'm SURE will never happen LOL

[scottklaw]

You still be mega awesome.

[keo522]

I like talking and vlogging :) My phone(Archibald) enjoys those things as well! So now you have me and my phone behind your decision.

[skywards16]

seriously, do what you want. have fun!

[jkgymnast49]

is his name really doctor or that just what you call him?

[ConnectDisconnect]

I don't think that you could disappoint anyone that is subscribed because they think you're awesome, and they're all that matters, right?

Anything that you do will make me laugh, and I can't imagine ever unsubscribing. Definitely behind you in whatever you are going to do with your channel!

Also, Doctor is hot, go for it! ^__^

[madeleinedotse]

You were the awesome ending of my night! :]

[itsXjamesXpeaceXout]

jordan, can i just say that i love all of your video titles?

because i do.

[meggers505]

At 3:49 that face was uhm... attractive. :]

[Cristaaaaal44]

shoot, you go girl.

and use a condom. for every instance.

[camiphoebendo]

:D yay! i love your vlogs, youtube has gotten all, stupid and stuff. cant wait to see more!!!

[bummercucumber]

Vlogs ftw.

[Domomachine]

Yey :D. I like the fact that your going back to vlogging. Makes my belly jiggle.

[kittyeggrolls]

I'd never unsubscribe, Jordan.

[point5past]

yeah, def just do the tubes for fun. vlog on! no worries about out-doing yourself; i think most of us are just along for the ride. and re doctor: good luck on your next checkup.

[branflakes0909]

as i am watching this i am making bacon.

[YoshiEggs]

Omfg I missed you <3

You're a refreshing breath of air

[SanzoKun]

you know you should change the water fot the bamboo every couple of days or so

[volnessj]

once every two weeks

[GinGinia91]

Cool! Looking forwad to more vlogs from you Jordan :D x

[Agriking]

Its ok, I love your videos anyway you choose to make them, lil buckaroo.

[dwarfrabbit445]

I actually really missed the blogs.

:)

[UncleBym]

What's up with the 'Vag licking'? *clueless*

Vlogging is fine...whatever we get is better than nothing! I subbed because I like you and can 'resonate' with some of your stuff...it's abit hurtful to hear you say "...well, unsubscribe then..." I know it wasn't directed AT me but, as a fan, I feel like you just couldn't care. Your perogative....I'm jus' sayin'! Hugs! & Be well!

[CarleyIsCreative]

Animal Collective :)

I'm glad your going to do basic vlogs, they're always great.

[stopthemovie]

I love Winter's Love! And I love Shortbus! And I love vloggers! Hooray!

[Cadwaladr]

Basic vlogs. Simple. I like this.

Good luck with Doctor. He's cute.

[jkimisyellow]

YES, Christina! Back to the basics it is :)

and you are quite good at that vag licking bidniss.

[steffieiih]

Gah i want those glasses! I already have a leather jacket though, so you can keep that :)

[LittleBasiado]

Love the leather

[Aspenfash899]

GIVE ME THAT JACKET HUN argg!!

[SomeoneToShoutFor]

Look who's finally posting a video :P

[wowjackie]

yay vlogs :D

[pollyyyb123]

I <3 YOU

[greenromancepark]

No pressure! Vlog away. Do whatever you want! Haha we just love seeing you. Lol.

[panther411]

LOVE :)

[DanicaJammin]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH DOCTOR! hahahahaha i <3 doctor. i'm going to show him this hahaa just kidding.

[volnessj]

omg Danica i would sneak up behind you and cut off your clit on your way to school.

[JakeJealousy001]

;D vlog awayy!