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  • look at that kid in the green at 00:17 trying to be a badass...fuck I hated those types of kids in elementary school lol

  • He didn't open the door, nor did he get on the floor.

    ;(

  • I would have shit my pants if I was one of these children.

  • That is one bad-ass costume, eXcept for the legs! they should be covered - wtf, human legs, not scary

  • Where's the Spinosaurus suit when you need it?! Lol....

  • Has a different set of legs. Seems legit

  • I'm still grinning like an idiot :D

  • This costume with this leg would be realistic! /watch?v=-Apt5AEsHaE&feature=r­elated

  • i would love to have that suit...

  • Silence! I kill you. - Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

  • Ears*

  • Eat the damn children there hurting my ear x.x

  • Pretty legit, when you ignore the dude's legs stickin' out.. :D

  • @PokoRocks1234 You try bending your knees backwards.

  • @vexter2009 LOL true. ...Challenge accepted.

  • jesus these kids are shitting their pants when human legs are clearly coming out of him :o.

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  • good to kno that when the shit hits the fan all of our children will just roll around screamin and gettin eatin by godzilla babies...where's matthew broderick when you need him, right he must have been there already...children really do learn by example. Hey Dino! those your legs or you ridin a chicken?!

  • The on badass kid in the green shirt who dgaf at 00:15

  • @Jk2497 that's kinda sick mate.

  • @JK2497 you really believe that crap?

  • So what do you do for a living? I scare the shit out of 6 year olds.

  • @xBluegamerx Best. Job. Ever.

  • should have hidden the guys legs...

  • Dude... If I was that age, and saw that, I wouldn't just stand there... I would have either: Ran the fuck away or Punched the thing repeatedly. It just depends on whether or not I'd had my Captain Krunch or not.

  • WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE?

  • if i were there, i woulda ridden the damn thing...

  • Do want.

  • thats awesome

  • lol! so awesome, i want!

  • That is pretty awesome. Looks lifelike and man, did those kids have fun.

  • I like how this reminds me of "We're Back!"

  • t look sliek it's giving birth to a pair of legs

  • 1. Start listening to Walk the Dinosaur by Was Not Was

    2. Play this video

    3. ???

    4. Profit

  • There's a human in it's v****a. No wonder it's pissed off, lol!

  • PEDOSAUR

  • thanks StumbleUpon!

  • Rapeosaur.

  • Howly crap.

  • Hold on to your butts...

  • @cityofsnowband its all just chaos...

  • best job ever

  • I wonder how many of those kids went home with shit in their pants...

  • Please ignore the second pair of legs coming out of the dinasour.

  • @3htthev2 Thought the exact same thing.. LOL

  • EVERYBODY GET ON THE FLOOR. EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR.

  • "KIDS, WE HAVE A NEW GYM TEACHER!"

  • good !

  • He walked the dinosaur

  • I was waiting for the song to pop up. Oh well, life's not perfect.

  • dude that would be a some if they did that at my school

  • This is what happens when you bring Ray William Johnson to a school.

  • RAPTOR JESUS HAS APPEARED

    IT HAS BEGUN

  • thats so epic

    

  • That would have scared the fuck out of me at that age.

  • i bet some of those kids shit themselves

  • They were right all along. People who wear camo pants are actually invisible.

  • God i love this vid.

  • Awesome

  • It would be more funny if a random kid kicked the guy in the nuts and then ran away. And the guy would have screamed, " Ohhh my fruity pebbles."

  • He opened the door. He got on the floor. He walked (he was a dinosaur).

  • Dude these kids don't realize how lucky they are!!! If that Dinosaur came to our school back in 1996 or 1995 we would be like ``HELL YEA! A DINOSAUR!'' See we grew up with more Dinosaur films like ``Jurassic Park'' so us 90's kids know our dinosaurs. I would love to actually get eaten by that dinosaur it would be so much fun!

  • OMG!, this dinosaur is giving birth to a man!!!

  • Help! There's A Man Coming Out Of The Dinosaur!

  • I want to ride one to school.

  • Like they can't see the legs. XD

  • I want that outfit XD

  • HOLY SHIT nice costume where can i buy that

  • He should've picked one of them up with his dinosaur mouth and thrown that kid across the room to show them that he wasn't fucking around.

  • The kids know it's a guy in a suit, but that doesn't stop it being scary :P

  • you can see his feet what a fail

  • @michaelmyers764 Go make a better suit then. Go on. Do it.

    I thought not.

  • Best job ever!!!!!

  • Open the door!

    Get on the floor!

  • @TheDorkySquirrel You've been robbed!

  • also, that is obviously three midgets in a dinosaur costume. dumb kids.

  • nek minnit. blood everywhere

  • Oh, look. It seems to be scaring the kids. JK

  • Just wait till we recreate a REAL dinosaur.

  • WHERE DO I GET ONE?!?! :D

  • I like how they don't notice the man coming out of it's stomache

  • damn, he walks like David Blaine with his epic stare

  • lol they should make that eats a kid

  • i want it!

  • quiero un dinosaurio! :)

  • I'd be roaring too if I was trying to crap out a man.

  • y cant my school be like that :(

  • I would have ran out of that building with poop in my underwear. Holy shit.

  • Dude that's fuckign scary

  • I want to run around in that suit on Halloween.Scared the crap out of kids.

  • It's obvious its a man. You can clearly see his legs.

  • @smalllove1 Figure that out all by yourself? Congratulations.

  • This is like the best thing ever..

  • lolololol o.o pure awesome and damm realistic

  • I want to see a Jurassic Park stage musical now.

  • best job eva!

  • I. WANT. ONE.

  • Did you see the kid that smacks it

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  • @CubbySinead

    time?

  • if i was there I would've put a saddle on it and ride it like a yoshi

  • Oh wow, I didn't see the human legs at first. Thought it was a robot. Duh >.<

  • did you die ?

  • Not what I was expecting...but still good.

  • If only it was real and it eat all those dam screaming kids

  • how to traumatize a kid in 5 seconds....

  • Dear Santa,

    I know that I've been OK these past few years, but I have an idea...

  • Dammit haven't these kids ever seen Jurassic park? Just stand still and it won't see you.

  • @jakey926 Actually, if you have seen all the Jurassic Parks...Dr. Grant states that the whole "vision based on movement" was false. Truth is...the T-rex could probably see you, but it would be confused as in to why you are just standing there instead of running from it...it wants to chase something, not have its prey just sit there.

  • Why can't my high school be this awesome?

  • They were then eaten by the blood thirsty creature

  • Lol Would have been more funny if it was a christian school.

  • @BeRad117 why?

  • @keziski

    Because Christians have a tendency to deny evolution as being true and say that there were no dinosaurs or that the dinosaur bones were put down to test our faith. Not all of them believe in that, but enough of them do.

  • @BeRad117 eeehhhhh....notttt reaalllyy. Extremist christians might think that, like about 0.05% of all Christians, but you gotta know that the vast majority of us don't. It's just that extremists are louder. Because they are idiots :P

    Like I can understand where your coming from, but fundamentalists are pretty few and far between in the grand scheme of christianity.

    Creationists are the scum of the earth, ignorant, arrogant, and uneducated.

  • @keziski

    60% of the U.S. denies evolution. That's all I'm going to say.

  • @BeRad117 I was mistaken. As were you, 40% denies evolution outright. 20% isn't sure, 40% has a brain.

    Yeah I can read wikipedia too.

    Now go inspect the underside of a running lawnmower.

  • @keziski

    That info was from a study I read a while back ago I found on stumbleapon.

    Your tryhard attitude annoys me. Especially since you were clearly wasting my time by responding to a comment that was clearly a joke, with a question that you already know the answer to and then refuted it like it maters. To which I responded quickly with a bit of information that I remembered and you picked appart like it also maters. You notice how the more you comment the more irrelevant this all becomes?

  • @keziski Nice to know there's no hating going on here.

    Come on guys, let's just watch the dinosaur guy like one big happy family!

  • @keziski Tell it, bro. Sick of all Christian's being made out to be backward jerks... by a bunch of backward jerk creationists. Anybody who takes the creation story totally literally without realizing it's a parable needs a helpful dose of reality.

    In History class I was heaped with lessons on archaeology and paleontology along with lessons on Darwin and evolution in my ...Catholic... elementary, and later high-school.

  • @CkMaverick Tyrannosaurus didn't have feathers, as far as we know.

  • I would've been the kid who crapped his pants...

  • Ho....lee.....jee....sus.....c­hrist

  • best job ever.

  • OMG THE DINOSAUR HAVE ADAPTED AND CAN TRANFORM INTO MILITARY SOLIDERS

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  • love how you can blatantly see the legs :')

  • cool

  • Ian Freeze!!

    

  • KIDS! FREEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  • :walkthedinosaur:

  • @mrwaha1 :openthedoor:

  • This is....cute :B

  • They should do this to a nursery instead where all the kids are just babies. You'd get better reactions.

  • That is obviously a person in a (inaccurate) dinosaur suit. Children are stupid.

  • @Pigganon oh really?! I thought it was real!

  • 69 people are creationists.

  • @Glowis123 lol if anything the joke would be "9,169 people are creations claiming that this is evidence dinosaurs didn't live millions of years ago" :)

  • Why did I just favorite this.. I'm a monster

  • Where are the feathers?!? They are leading our children astray! :P

  • Eu tenho 16 anos e reagiria da mesma forma -qq kkk

  • That dinosaur is eating the man the wrong way round.

  • I was expecting walkthedinosaur. com

  • THATS THE FUCKING PERSON CONTROLLING IT, ARE THOSE KIDS BLIND

  • @carcioGenecist no, they're kids...

    

  • @carcioGenecist They're young children.....

  • @LorrDx OH FOR FUCK SAKE, IM SAYING ARE THEY BLIND CAUSE THERES A FUCKING GRUBFUCKER CONTROLLING THE DINOSAUR

  • @carcioGenecist I know, I'm saying they don't know that because they're kids you fucker

  • plz

  • i want that job

  • theres a human in its anus*

  • REAL LIFE DINOSAWAHS

  • @501456 They MAKE you wear them?! What the hell man?! By the by, I don't know if you're into it but you should check out this documentary about Australian and New Zealand... ian? uh... Australian and Kiwi exploitation films called "Not Quite Hollywood". It'll make you proud. And of course there's it's Yankee counterpart "American Grindhouse". These are awesome documentaries.

  • i love how they scream.

    wow, that was dark.

  • I want this so much fuck.

  • NOW THATS! how you scar a child for life!

  • what does the description say

  • im jelly

  • @NinjaKitty320 /watch?v=vgiDcJi534Y tis way better ;)

  • LIVE MY CHILD LIVE. EAT THEM ALL.

  • It looks like it half way through shitting out a guy lol

  • how didn't that guy just end up tail swiping a child right in the face?

  • they founded it in kinder surprise?

  • The audio on this video is exactly why I made my ex have a miscarriage. Kudos to the person who invented stairs and spared me not only 120,000 for the child support for 18 years but also for sparing me from this hell hole of child screaming on a daily basis for 10 years >_<

  • @klayz7 you got some issues man lol

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  • @NinjaKitty320 *walk the dinosaur.

  • @joekerans I don't visit funnyjunk, actually, because they steal all their content from other websites and artists.

  • strange legs he has there

  • sad excuse for a dinosaur EAT THOSE KIDS!!!!!!

  • steve o should wear this suit, go on afrika safari to see how a lion reacts.

    would be great for wild boys or what you think?