I wasn't able to go out this weekend. I got really sick and THEN I had to finish my take home midterm tonight, soooo, no East Village Halloween for me :(
Last night, last minute, I dressed up as Juno and shoved a pillow in my shirt. I guess that doesn't really work if you're a guy, but it would be ironic! And it was much warmer than what I saw most of the girls wearing...
I'm so glad that someone else had as shitty a day as I did. No Halloween for me this year. I've got no costume and too much homework not to mention I've not bee sleeping seeing as some idiot pulled a fire alarm in residence and now i'm paranoid that I'll have to evacuate the 200 residents out the building again. This was supposed to be my relaxing weekend off.
PS you should dress all in blue and be depression.
Wear all black and tape a question mark out of paper onto the front of your shirt, and if people ask you what you are just look confused and say "That's a deep question. One I'll think thoroughly as I..." Then walk off.
im going as a dinosaur. i bought a green hoodie n bought some material n im sewing on spikes! :D best idea!!!! plus uve got the hoodie witht he dinosaur already!!!!
Hope u figured out what to do and had an awesome time.. Personally we don't really celebrate Halloween here in Denmark so.. no Halloween stress ftw lol..
if you have a suitcoat and black pants and a pink headband, you can be mayhem from the allstate commercials. When anyone asks what you're supposed to be, say "Im a hot babe out jogging" people loved it at the party i went to last night :D
Dont worry my pumpkin ending up being thrown in a fit of anger when i fucked up beyond fixing.... i couldnt help it so put it in my yard and told neighbors it was the best carving i have ever done but then some jerk smashed it... YOU CAN BE a blade of grass... just dress in all green or you can be a cloud and dress in all white
I know you weren't having a great day, but IF it helps at all "Happy hallofuckingween!" did make my day. Also you could always go as Clint McCance, he's scary enough.
be a member of the Dharma initiative from Lost. It's super easy. All you need to do is print out some dharma patches and wear a jumpsuit. Props help too.
@PFFlyers21 I VOTE YES. Rocky. So easy, AND skanky. Gold shorts. Spray paint some if you cant find any. And gold wrestling shoes. Spray paint some. Done!
wilson from home improvement! a flannel, fishing hat, and a mini fence hanging from the hat with fishing line. my brother did it one year and it was a huge hit!
Being a ninja is pretty easy. All you need to is to wear a long sleeve black T-shirt, black jeans and black shoes. Your mask will be 'made' with a short sleeve black T-shirt. You place it on your head, and shift the T-shirt, so that the hole where your head is supposed to pop out will be where your eyes are. Then tie the sleeves back behind your head
ummm, i made a secondary costume last minute in case i had another party to go to. skinny jeans with the bottom rolled up to right below the knee, white button down shirt, pink suspenders, and a purple and pink bowtie. the last two i bought yesterday. i figure cute nerd/geek is a good last minute costume. and we both wear glasses so it works that much better :P
half an hour before my school costume day i just whipped together the quickest mime outfit, i didnt have to participate in discussions in any of my classes!
My last minute costume is going to be Ke$ha...it's really easy...empty liquor bottle, bag of glitter puke, drunkenness, blonde wig, and heavy eye make up. I only have to get the wig.
well jeez, if you carve a pumpkin that aggressively then you can expect the result to be a square. at least you vented and worked out some frustration.
Tyler, I was once told that the best thing to be is to be yourself... I don't know if that applies to holloween costumes, but if so then I hope that helps. Btw, cute video.
Or if you want, put on a white trash bag (w/ arm and head cut outs), wear a messy wig, and dramatic/bad makeup (bright blue eyeshawdow, extra dark and thick eyebrows, red ass lipstick, etc), and go as white trash! Get it?
Or put a god damn sheet over your head and be a ghost.
@1:31 Adorable laugh.
KyleIsYourFriend 3 weeks ago
omg my favourite gay was the day of my birthday!!!! i love you tyler!!!
TinBoy11 6 months ago
Theres something called stickitape
superfruit2 11 months ago
YOU VOICE IS REALLY 64Y
lamevideos562 11 months ago
Happy Hallo-fuckin'-ween!
kitchenflails 1 year ago 4
I think this is my favorite Halloween video. Ahahahahah. Happy Fucking Halloween.
silverangel91900 1 year ago 2
we love you
oneandonlycassiandra 1 year ago
After this week with the 5AG's, my Vagina is officially offended.....
microwavejunkie 1 year ago 47
The view count is 16,666.
urbanburglary 1 year ago
love the tshirt! I have the same one! GO CHIEFS!
x3fakingsmiles 1 year ago
FREDDIE COUGAR!!!
msscott73 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAA poor Tyler ! Hope you figured it out for your costume.
You're still fun and sweet even when mad :)
Ganychan 1 year ago
I don't know why, but I just cracked-up laughing at the end of this. :-D
kabel05 1 year ago 5
That pumpkin is HUGEEE
dudeitstimmy 1 year ago
I'm sorry but I laughed at this so much. The pumpkin falling apart was so funny. xD
groundead4lyfe 1 year ago
Dont worry my pumpkin carving failed too... twice.
ayekae 1 year ago
I was not out, i'm broke lol, lol you can just glue the pumpkin part on it, problem solved :)
emmabee11 1 year ago
a tv! nice
wolterpynaffit 1 year ago
You do realize you did it to yourself...
PrairieBoy78 1 year ago
u seem so enthused XD
VivaLaVieBoheme49 1 year ago
I thought you were carving a square anyway.
insanedoodle58 1 year ago 4
Thats exactly what i did to my pumpkin and owl :) but instead of you chopping the whole thing off i choped my owl's ears off :/
aCreativePeace 1 year ago
Happy Hallow-fuckin-we'en, Tyler!
abteen05 1 year ago 2
I wasn't able to go out this weekend. I got really sick and THEN I had to finish my take home midterm tonight, soooo, no East Village Halloween for me :(
granolagirl8819 1 year ago
sorry you had a bad day :( still love your pumpkin!
diana5018 1 year ago
I love it when your curse, tyler
o0oviceo0o 1 year ago
Omygod, my friends laughed at me for fucking my pumpkin up the same way!!! Thanks for showing me i'm not the only one that can't carve
Mindijahida 1 year ago
Last night, last minute, I dressed up as Juno and shoved a pillow in my shirt. I guess that doesn't really work if you're a guy, but it would be ironic! And it was much warmer than what I saw most of the girls wearing...
tranquilily 1 year ago
I was a ninja turtle!!! u sould be donatello!!!
HollieJandherlife 1 year ago
this is the mood i've been in since last night. <3
totallytorimorgan 1 year ago
Aw. Poor Tyler. :[
I love you!
Zachsafteryou 1 year ago
Suggestion? Use a smaller knife next time lol
Centro256 1 year ago
Me and my mom totally love this video! You know you're great when my mom laughs. Hardly anyone can make my mom smile. Lol. :p
GreenDaysGeekGirl 1 year ago
I'd go as a disappointment.
RicardoRangelJr 1 year ago
You souldn't try to do some thing like that in a bad mood you could have hurt yourself . Seriosly. But try to have a happy hallowe'en!!!
pipedreams1685 1 year ago
Well I saw a piccy of your Halloween costume and it was brilliant! Way better than mine! :) x
MrsWizz96 1 year ago
I'm so glad that someone else had as shitty a day as I did. No Halloween for me this year. I've got no costume and too much homework not to mention I've not bee sleeping seeing as some idiot pulled a fire alarm in residence and now i'm paranoid that I'll have to evacuate the 200 residents out the building again. This was supposed to be my relaxing weekend off.
PS you should dress all in blue and be depression.
BeingLolaStar 1 year ago
@BeingLolaStar I lol'd at the dressing up part. Nice job.
Sillybandkid 1 year ago
make a cone out of construction paper and wear the same color as that cone.
write crayola on your shirt, or electrical tape it,
You're a crayon!
FeuronAngel 1 year ago
It will get better, I'm sorry your day was bad.
kriswish2000 1 year ago
your becoming my favourite! :)
hellolauratube 1 year ago
Write "God" on a piece of paper and stick it to your shirt.
TheOrangeDream 1 year ago
CHEER UP BUTTERCUP! WOOOAAHHH!!!
ReptarRawr22 1 year ago
Just cause you can't carve a gawd dawm pumkin doesn't mean you have to be an asshowl to your viewers!
Zyric83 1 year ago
@Zyric83 It's called a sense of humour. He's joking.
jessicawonderswhy 1 year ago 3
Wear all black and tape a question mark out of paper onto the front of your shirt, and if people ask you what you are just look confused and say "That's a deep question. One I'll think thoroughly as I..." Then walk off.
BathtubWanderer 1 year ago 4
happy hallo-fucking-ween!
riidzxcv 1 year ago 3
lmao!
jess7117 1 year ago
Go in your normal clothes and carry a sign that says "Nudist On Strike".
blakeisno1 1 year ago
*Gasp* OH shit! I fucked it up!'
i actually love you with all my heart tyler!
OfficiallyDazzled01 1 year ago
Be a giant youtube page.
Inuyashaloveskagome1 1 year ago
Happy Hallo-fuckin'-ween.
My new catch phrase.
handmade27 1 year ago
Sorry your attitude sucked in this video
brentboy81 1 year ago
im going as a dinosaur. i bought a green hoodie n bought some material n im sewing on spikes! :D best idea!!!! plus uve got the hoodie witht he dinosaur already!!!!
xx
p.s RRRAAAWWWWRRRR
TheGooseHasit 1 year ago
"drunk" is always a good last minute idea
mjnordine 1 year ago 3
tyler, i fucking love you.
MegMTHRFKN13 1 year ago
zombie is always an easy way to go because you can dress up however you want and the costume is pretty much all about make up :)
hawknobility 1 year ago
Tyler!
Your laughter is the best... I LOVE UUU! ;P
Hope u figured out what to do and had an awesome time.. Personally we don't really celebrate Halloween here in Denmark so.. no Halloween stress ftw lol..
xNeeluh 1 year ago
dress in all black and put a postage stamp on you... you're black mail
ieatrocks4breakfast 1 year ago
You could be a roman. Bed sheet, vines around your head, then commit debauchery!
kaitm88 1 year ago
You and that Knife scare me :O)
depfox 1 year ago 2
if you have a suitcoat and black pants and a pink headband, you can be mayhem from the allstate commercials. When anyone asks what you're supposed to be, say "Im a hot babe out jogging" people loved it at the party i went to last night :D
sitax23x 1 year ago 3
Put a toothpick or two in your pumpkin and stick the owl on it. Should be fine :)
LilliesForDelilah 1 year ago
dress as joe
pokemon a=hat and some boones farm and youre GOOD TA GO.
SunnySideUp1518 1 year ago
boy scout!
booshy992 1 year ago
you carved a pumpkin into a youtube video screen, and I think it's genius.
Paladin1701 1 year ago 80
just have fun w/ makeup. always a good fallback
memet358 1 year ago
You can fix it with a toothpick
jaymiewithaY 1 year ago
SHit i fucked it up!
RealityRehab 1 year ago
aww i tried to make an owl too. it failed. so i painted it :D
taytay1494 1 year ago
I like your pumpkin TV
xxMrRobotboy292xx 1 year ago
OMG...I DID THE SAME THING FOR MY PUMPKIN, and mine didn't work either! BOOO!!
missmelissaann82 1 year ago
Dont worry my pumpkin ending up being thrown in a fit of anger when i fucked up beyond fixing.... i couldnt help it so put it in my yard and told neighbors it was the best carving i have ever done but then some jerk smashed it... YOU CAN BE a blade of grass... just dress in all green or you can be a cloud and dress in all white
misfit2008 1 year ago
penguin- white shirt, black sweater. cut a beak and bow tie out of paper. scotch tape.
vulcanbirdbrain 1 year ago
toothpicks work wonders
notwhatyouthink 1 year ago
I know you weren't having a great day, but IF it helps at all "Happy hallofuckingween!" did make my day. Also you could always go as Clint McCance, he's scary enough.
robertraymondprather 1 year ago
mario. peacock. shark. fish. hottie with a naughty body. Black mail.
aditizzle14 1 year ago
Can you be my boyfriend for Halloween?
JacobCastroShow 1 year ago 2
@JacobCastroShow Nice pick up line
IChucklesDarkly 1 year ago
be charlie brown for halloween.
caroline008 1 year ago
I love this vid!
happywilkie 1 year ago
just fix it with toothpicks...
mimi99miette 1 year ago
one girl at a party i went to last night dressed up like lady gaga an djsut wore underwear and a bra haha another guy was a lumber jack
i personally dressed like justin bieber
thebitchesofliving 1 year ago
Zombies can take less that 30 minutes with only make up and fake blood thrown at cloths.
MichelleTCM 1 year ago
Tape candy Smarties to your pants and go as a smarty-pants.
ukulelesarefun 1 year ago 2
It's called wear all white, makes limps on them with black duct tape, and make a paper plate stick man face.
Worth it.
thenamesbanana 1 year ago
just wear a cape!
PixiePoppet 1 year ago
justin bieber... wear skinny jeans a t shirt and a hoodie. DONE.
emilyyeg 1 year ago
draw whiskers on your face, make cat ears on a headband, and say you're a sex kitten
shesxnuts 1 year ago 3
be a drag queen
elephantstickers 1 year ago
weren't you being robin from batman and robin?
tizzynerd 1 year ago
FUNNIEST FUCKING THING EVER!
NorthSailor1 1 year ago
"Happy hallo-fuckin-ween!" x)
dougiedannyluv 1 year ago
be a member of the Dharma initiative from Lost. It's super easy. All you need to do is print out some dharma patches and wear a jumpsuit. Props help too.
Jimplicit 1 year ago
im surprised no one cut off a finger... this week
iamlamp1 1 year ago
My last minutes costume idea was Flo from the Progressive commercials.
articque 1 year ago
Walk around with four candy canes and be Glen Coco.
circlenostar 1 year ago 105
@circlenostar LMAO this made me laugh for a legit 3 minutes.
JoJoNarf 1 year ago
@circlenostar YES! THIS.
staralfur9 1 year ago
@circlenostar Stealing this idea. You are a god(dess).
cenestpasunepipe 1 year ago 2
My bf and I were going as Karen and Rosario...You have the build for Rosario.
aquatix 1 year ago
Ha, at least a lot of light shines through it, a big hole for the light!
kassemir 1 year ago
zombie. :) can't go wrong with a zombie. wallgreens has really cheep halloween costume stuff.
AuroraViolinist 1 year ago
@PFFlyers21 I VOTE YES. Rocky. So easy, AND skanky. Gold shorts. Spray paint some if you cant find any. And gold wrestling shoes. Spray paint some. Done!
madeofHAY 1 year ago
wilson from home improvement! a flannel, fishing hat, and a mini fence hanging from the hat with fishing line. my brother did it one year and it was a huge hit!
ktpooh421 1 year ago
Go as a zombie male cheerleader. Hot.
flomantha 1 year ago
Being a ninja is pretty easy. All you need to is to wear a long sleeve black T-shirt, black jeans and black shoes. Your mask will be 'made' with a short sleeve black T-shirt. You place it on your head, and shift the T-shirt, so that the hole where your head is supposed to pop out will be where your eyes are. Then tie the sleeves back behind your head
bballismylife 1 year ago
I love you Tylerrr. Cheeeeer up. You should be Rocky from Rocky Horror <3
PFFlyers21 1 year ago 2
Wear a trash bag and put animal stickers all over it and be the oil spil.
jkgymnast49 1 year ago
be zach from saved by the bell and wear ridiculously awesome and tacky 80s wear! and the HAIR
curiouscurl 1 year ago
you should be a straight person
sagwakitty15 1 year ago
ummm, i made a secondary costume last minute in case i had another party to go to. skinny jeans with the bottom rolled up to right below the knee, white button down shirt, pink suspenders, and a purple and pink bowtie. the last two i bought yesterday. i figure cute nerd/geek is a good last minute costume. and we both wear glasses so it works that much better :P
freakyfro99 1 year ago
half an hour before my school costume day i just whipped together the quickest mime outfit, i didnt have to participate in discussions in any of my classes!
zomgzombiezz 1 year ago
go as a pumpkin <3 its no only for babies u know and plus your always so cute lol
NewTuber101 1 year ago
LMAO! AMAZING!
codyburgett 1 year ago
1 WORD GAGA Just saying
KoolCordell 1 year ago
Go as Ladyy Gaga and cover yourself in sandwich meat. lol jk and anyone who sees this comment i love Lady Gaga but i was joking around.
i love you Tyler !! <3
sherbley3 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha
SeeSarahGo 1 year ago
Last minute ideas. Go in your regular clothes and say "I'm a serial killer" They look just like us
Kilendger 1 year ago 23
HAPPY HALLOW-FUCKING-WEEEEN
nadiajeffrie 1 year ago
I REALLY tried not laughing at this, but the end got me (sorry for taking pleasure in your pumpkin-carving catastrophe).
- B the I
BrettTheIntern 1 year ago 2
@BrettTheIntern I know you from another channel on this internet machine.
channelShannon 1 year ago
0_0 that's a fucking big knife
...worried for the safety of those close to you
griffybabyyyy 1 year ago
I believe that you win the contest. Who ells is going to carve a square in their pumpkin?
navonods 1 year ago
I've never tried to carve a pumpkin, so I'm kind of scared of trying, in case it's going to fail.. xD
MrNinjaBecky 1 year ago
i love youuuuu
cbrombosz 1 year ago
Tyler I sorta just want to hug you! Feel better, tomorrow will be awesome!
misssarahgiles 1 year ago
what about a nude ninja . . . . .just wear black underwear/shorts and sum ninja head wear and toy knife . . . . . . sexy yet easy
emabeag 1 year ago
Get zombie make up and be a zombie.
WayIsMe 1 year ago
when the one piece fell I laughed so hard! That's why I don't even try to carve pumpkins!
artlinkinparf4life 1 year ago
You could just wrap yourself in tin foil and just be leftovers? #LOL
BingBonglol 1 year ago
be santa its easy and cheap :)
evierock101 1 year ago
use toothpicks to hold the broken part up thats what i did on mine lol
itachiowns 1 year ago
lmfao i love you right now xD
Drewz74 1 year ago
i would say ninja but the nudist on strike one would work great
dwnboy15 1 year ago
happy HOLLAf&ckinween to you too!
tsalagibabe 1 year ago
LMFAO. That was great.
mysintolovemen 1 year ago
My last minute costume is going to be Ke$ha...it's really easy...empty liquor bottle, bag of glitter puke, drunkenness, blonde wig, and heavy eye make up. I only have to get the wig.
MsBadside 1 year ago
Make sudoku boards out of two pieces of bristol board then suspend them from your front and back.
luxapollo 1 year ago
Unoriginal but good costume idea- Sue Sylvester
giuliafelix 1 year ago
You make me laugh even when you're all pissed Tyler :)
AlexChachaTV 1 year ago
use toothpick to stick back on ...thats what i learned today!! i did a jigglypuff one<3
carrlozXemiliano 1 year ago
rough day, huh tyler dont worry it gets better :)
SuperJalapenoo 1 year ago
Well I hope Saturday and Sunday go better for you!
Blado 1 year ago
pirate.....of sorts.
dgerrell 1 year ago
You can dress up like Silent Korruption of groovie boi entertainment lol..
officialgroovieboi 1 year ago
TV pumpkin!
rhapsodyinorange 1 year ago
Lmfao I love your pumpkin
josephjuvenile 1 year ago
well jeez, if you carve a pumpkin that aggressively then you can expect the result to be a square. at least you vented and worked out some frustration.
enchantressfromstars 1 year ago
Johnee is the hands-down champ pumpkin carver.....just sayin'. Cheers
TnDon 1 year ago
Tyler, I was once told that the best thing to be is to be yourself... I don't know if that applies to holloween costumes, but if so then I hope that helps. Btw, cute video.
IAmTheWoodenDoors 1 year ago
I love you, Tyler. I love you so much. Hope your Halloween gets better <3
KlemmonsforKaya 1 year ago
just use a couple toothpicks, to stab in the piece and the pumpkin. Then all will be good, such a cute pumpkin.
thatonehatgirl 1 year ago
@thatonehatgirl this is what we had to do to one of our pumpkins this year! the little girl carving it accidentally chopped off the vampires tooth!
AustieProstie 1 year ago
be a cloud! get some light blue tights/pants and glue a shitload of cotton balls to a white shirt. maybe throw in a rainbow hat or something.
chapstickbandit 1 year ago
aww tyler <3
i'm also struggling with the last minute idea. i'm going with "cheese" -- yellow pants, yellow shirt, cut out some black holes and viola. cheese.
KTentacles 1 year ago
glue a bunch of smarties candies to your pants and go as a smartiepants :)
mjesings 1 year ago 2
omg omg omg , i found this so amusing, tyler baby everything will work out promise ♥
nieceycuteface 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Pretend you have AIDS.
februaryboy91 1 year ago
I was looking at this yesturday for other people, this is what I found LOL dft(.)ba/-lastminutecostumeideas
ntcssj 1 year ago
*hug!* no worries Tyler things'll get better. and be a cutie for halloween, no need for a costume :)
SoulReader29 1 year ago
Go in jeans and no shirt. You're a premature ejaculation. Because when you get to a party you can say you just came in your pants :P
wcambra 1 year ago
oh, and tank top, board shorts, a little white makeup or acutal sunscreen on your nose, and sunglasses and you're a lifeguard :]
BlackKey55 1 year ago
i actually really like your jack-o-lantern...it's like modern art :]
BlackKey55 1 year ago 10
Wear regular clothes and a sign that says "Nudist on Strike"
voldykins 1 year ago 86
@voldykins rofl
RiskItForLove 1 year ago
Tylerrrrrr we all love you. I hope your weekend gets better!
luvmiamigas 1 year ago
Dress up as a hot geek? :D
Or if you want, put on a white trash bag (w/ arm and head cut outs), wear a messy wig, and dramatic/bad makeup (bright blue eyeshawdow, extra dark and thick eyebrows, red ass lipstick, etc), and go as white trash! Get it?
Or put a god damn sheet over your head and be a ghost.
Either way, you'll still be sexy!
kdbeans2k9555 1 year ago
looks like a tv :D heeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
cesarojedac 1 year ago
Be snookieee!!!
kkeshasuxx 1 year ago
be fabulous!
because then all you'd have to do is go as yourself :)
KChan1191 1 year ago
i went as a fat kid, last minute. fat jeans, pillows and suspenders.
Dancrof80s 1 year ago
"I'm not even in the mood to make fun of a vagina." <- I lost it.
Hysterical.
JLCammack 1 year ago
put tin foil on your head and be Mel Gibson from Signs
bonbinallo 1 year ago
it doesnt feel like a vagina
Apollobaby446 1 year ago