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  • ENOUGH!! lol

  • 7:09 Lol it's damn obvious Jax's ego was hurt when a woman confronted him.

  • Jax looks like terry crews

  • Just a note: If you bend over like a woman, you're gonna get fucked like one! XD

  • White washed Jax in this game, in MK9 he is a real nigga again!

  • 4:06 LOL.

  • IDK ask samus *discription*

  • why is his name captin marvel shouldnt it be more like captin dc universe ?

  • @chuckynoris183 captain marvel has been around since the 40's. And Marvel Comics does not have copyrights on the word "marvel" which is a noun. Marvel- A wonderful or astonishing person or thing. Hope that answers your question.

  • Lex vs Jax the most racist battle in history!

  • Jax is the older brother of Jacob from Mass Effect 2

  • wow wat a rip off frum jax of leage of ledegends

  • Here's what shoulda happened

    Sonya: Fight!

    Announcer: Really? I have maybe 5 unique lines in this damned game and the military stripper steals them. What? Do you think that just because you can see your nipples through your shirt your all that and a box of pizza?

    Sonya: Wait, you have feelings?

    Announcer: Yes, I have feelings. What am I, a ginger?!

    Sonya: Sorry, would you like to have the honors?

    Announcer: No, no, you've already said them, you've already stolen the effect.

  • @xXUnderagedxGamingXx well to completely kill the announcer's selfasteem Kitana and Shang Tsung do the same thing, and i think a few of the other characters

  • subzeros hand iz huge.

  • 3 shots and lex luthor is down

  • press 1

  • Jax = Mortal Kombat version of Terry Crews

  • Jax defeat Lex Lutor XD

    pooooooooor Superman jajajajjajaa patetic!

  • jax looks way better in this game!

  • 7:33 true warriors dont use guns eh? but guns make the world go round!

  • @indistructible1 no, true warriors use super powers far stronger than guns that could kill anybody in a second

  • 2:29 jax is checking sonya out...

  • 8:05 somewhere in the world, robert downy jr is jerking of to this wonder woman clip

  • @ColeVecsion Dude that is Marvel this is DC totally unrelated don't anyone read superhero comics around here !!!

  • @Gr1nd0r lol Robert Downy JR is a real life person and i'm reffering to his real life fetish bout wonder woman that was all the lulz a few years back, you should proberly put the comics down now

  • @ColeVecsion I know he is a real life person I just don't know how you can connect him to Wonder Women so I figured out now it must be a superhero connection and I told you that thing in my first reply !!!

  • I thought sub zero was good!!! Not evil

  • '' are there any special security measures''

    yeah, learn to duck lol

  • Damn, them Marvel costumes are gay as FUCK

  • @JigsawDude1231 They are DC costumes and yes some of them are gay !!

  • @Maximumgamingvids264 like punching bags

  • 3Seconds of a Fight :D We have a winner

  • jax needs to choose a hair cut jesus

  • Thx for skipping to the case lol

  • Jax looks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better in MK vs DC than in MK 9.

  • did Sub Zero and Wounder Women hook up? Or what? They talk like they've known each other.

  • wheres cyber sub zero? in mortal kombat 9, jax had no cyborg arms, and now, he does. he got some later in the story of mortal kombat 9. it happened before other mortal kombats, so where is cyber sub zero

  • @JrFilipino Mortal Kombat vs DC came out before Mortal Kombat 9 so the reboot to the series was not yet implemented.

  • WTF round 1

    Jax:punches sonya and grabs her punches her again and wins

  • Jax isnt the same without his red beret

  • Lol, Jax sounds like Mace Windu.

  • 8:53 Jax's Ipod

  • 5:24 I think Captain Marvel Pissed Him off.

  • wonder woman gets bitch slaped like jax is her pimp

  • @WayTooMilky123 EVERYBODY is catwomen's pimp lol

  • she just attacked me lol

  • Jax's dog tags....lol

  • 0:58-1:00 =)

    

  • So she gets hit by Captain Marvel in the face and then kicked in the breast by Jax, lifted off of the ground by the neck and punched repeatedly to the face till blood shows by Jax and gets up without a scratch,conscious within a second of getting knocked down having a nice conversation and such lol

  • kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lex lutor and jax is =

  • she realy meant no guns,jax just got told

  • This games storyline is a little mixed up, but at least it has one, I couldn't ever think of anything to link mk and superheroes. lol

  • 4:12 ... boing, boing, boing...

  • did shazam punch a girl

    

  • Sub-Zero cannot escape handcuffs?! WTF

  • @Balsha013 Ahahsuahusa... What happened to the Sub Zero we knew?

  • @Balsha013 agreed. why doesnt he super freeze them and break em.

  • @Balsha013 Fuck that, sub zero cant beat wonder woman...?

  • @Balsha013 DC bullshit!!

  • @Balsha013 no he can but he just doesn't want to >;D lol i mean come being held by wonder woman who wouldn't want to not escape LMAO!

  • damn, wonder woman dissed jax's face badly

  • wow 0:55 three hits and K.O

  • Game or not, I'm watching this as if it was a movie. And is it just me or is it absolutely fucking hilarious? I mean, the dialogue, the unprovoked fights. "I'll take you to the UN space station so that Batman and Wonder Woman can take a look at you.", seriously, with that one sentence you can kiss your career as scriptwriter goodbye.

    And then how unprovoked the fight between Jax and Sonya is.

    Sonya: Fight!

    [Jax kicks her in the chest and beats her bloody]

    Shouldn't he just be confused?!

  • Why aren't the elder gods stepping in, merging of the relmes is against the rules of mortal kombat.

  • when in doubt, blame Shao Kahn

  • Pause at 3:53 and look at sonya

  • Pause at 2:41 where is jax looking

  • 3:34 since when does jax have an uzi

  • "I'd prefer a hand job.."-Lex Luthor

  • Haha sub zeros thinking "I don't know what this bitch is thinking, no way in hell am I going into a cell."

  • God I hate how the announcer says "Fight!"-- Annoying as fuck man

  • @MusicFan1171 I hate everything about this announcer, Shao Kahn in MK9 is waaaaay better. this voice actor SUCKS!

  • @asimpson210 LOL true that! :D MK9 is the shit! You own it?

  • @MusicFan1171 hell yeah man! it's the best!

  • @asimpson210 Hell yeah dude, MK9 all the way!

  • 4:12 sonyas boobs bouncing

  • 7:04 I like how quick he decided "Fuck this Hand to Hand bullshit, I got an Uzi!"

  • 16 women didnt like the video description

  • after jax defeats wonder woman: "NOW GO BACK TO KITCHEN AND MAKE A SANDWICH BITCH!!!"

  • I don't get it. MK9 Sonya looks the same compared to the MK vs DC version. But Jax looks completely different.

  • WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6:36 Jax has got uzi good.

  • Round 1 "flight!"

  • Jax is cool eh?

  • lol sonyas boobies jiggle like a bouncing betty

  • 4:12 boucing boops

  • cant sub zero just freeze the hand cuffs and break it

  • hero s wont use weapon and jax throws his gun:D

  • @pjoszi dude Jax isnt a hero, hes a soldier

  • I bet Jax feels manly hitting a girl...........

  • @MattJordan95 It's just a game, FC....

  • 2:32 jax is staring at her boobs!

  • could't sub-zero just freeze and brake the hand cuffs

  • @ZombieNids Those cuffs might also be neural disruptors. It is possible that those cuffs keep dissipating Sub-Zero's will in order to keep him from using his powers.

  • @ryumancer I think if that were true he would no longer have icey breath or arms

    whenever there are power restraints in any universe the person is either like a baby or a mere human while he still looks like he could take a few people down while handcuffed

  • @15thCrypt His arms and breath are natural. And the ice in those areas don't spread and take over a surface. He actually has to will his powers for the ice to spread.

  • @ryumancer what I was saying is that if his powers were neutralized that wouldnt be there

    he may be doing it naturally but if the ability is nullified he is physically unable to

  • someone please explain why is this so fucking epic to me

  • if if were jax i would fuck sonya the chance i got to

  • Is it just me or Jax really sounds like Chef from South Park?

  • Wonder Woman should go back to the kitchen

  • @Toogorax Sexist...

  • Jax: "Go get yourself patched up"

    She's already patched up you moron! Eyes down! :D

  • Jax kicked everybody's ass in like one second xD lol

  • uzi goes ratatatattatata

  • u need 2 stop skippin the fights

    

  • Green Lantern sounds ridiculous in this O.o

  • Darkside + Shao Kahn = Dark Kahn

    Wow...very creative...

  • i woulda fucked wonder woman if i wuz jax lol

  • Dude, Sub Zero is Leonard Nemoy!!! OMFG, That's amazing!!!

  • Hahah i love how you made that Lex only can handle 3 hits

  • wONDERwHORE

  • how did Jax get the UZI without going to Earth

  • sub zero is handcuffs lol he could have frozen them and break free lol jax had to help him lol epic fail XD

  • sub zero = Spock!? 0.o

  • Ever noticed after picking Jax as your fighter and your vs'ing a female opponent ... on the vs screen he's always looking at the females breasts lolol ... shocked but in awe of them lolol

  • @4:19

    Sonya: Who's he?

    Jax: Calls himself Lex Luthor. He runs some company. Acts like he's gonna take over the world.

    Sonya: Looks like you put a stop to that.

    Jax: Only one way to be sure!

    Sonya:.......finish him?

    Jax: FINISH HIM!!!!!!!

  • @JustGerald00 FATALITY!

  • Damn wonderwomens tits and ass r so huge. Sonyaz tits r also hott.

  • is that a flash drive on jax's armored hands?

  • 2:37-2:43

    Hey Jax, her eyes are up there!

  • The only thing DC had to contribute to this game is a T rating, but still interesting to watch

  • wonder woman looks like a kreated kharakter from svr06

  • Jax should be played by Samuel *god damn* Jackson

  • @noblemile no, i want former WWE: Montel Vontavious Porter or MVP...he has the body...

  • Have u guys ever notice when you are playing Sonya she has a thong tan line

  • wouldnt terry crews be a badass jax?

  • Isnt Sub Zero a good guy?

  • HAHAHAHAHA!!! WHEN JAX PUNCHED CAPTAIN MARVEL, HE LOOKED LIKE OH SHIT.....

  • Thumbs up if you think Sonya is fucking sexy!

  • @ZyVonic thumbs up

  • @ZyVonic oh ya

  • @ZyVonic thumbs up

  • At 7:35 turn on the captions. "True Warriors don't use drugs." lol

  • I bet a handshake would go fatally wrong for Lex Luthor. Jax would rip his arms off.

  • sonya is sexy

  • why does green lantern sound like he's been hit in the head real hard?

  • JAX PULLED A CHRIS BROWN HAHAHA

  • GAWD Wonderwoman's back is soo big...

  • lolz did anyone noticed that green lantern flipped off sonya at 31:00

  • baldy meets baldy

  • wait if this dude is captin marvel why is he in dc univers? i don't watch dc i just like mortal kombat >:D

  • i remember when green lantern was black

  • Jax Sonya and Liu Kang all are from Earth so are the JL so why do they not recognize each other.Are Jax Sonya and Liu Kang from a different Earth.

  • jax got a gun coz he's black lol

  • is ti just me, or is it every time the announcer says "fight" it sounds like he's saying "flight"?

  • @theshadowwalker9 It is just you

  • sub zzero could just freeze/break the handcuffs...

  • lol match with lex was over in 2 seconds

  • check it out at 4:09 Sonya Blade's tits are flopping.They need to make a Mortal Kombat porno

  • lex ???

  • luther got pwnd

    

  • lol lex luthers a bitch

  • I like Jax & Sonya!!!!!

  • i thouft captain marvel was soupose to be in marvel but hes in dc univece

  • LMAO at 0:28 i thought he was gonna stick his fingers up at her xD

  • 8:05

    jax:

    i dont' have a gun,but i have a rockets)))

  • I like the way Sub-Zero thinks ...

    Hes clever and hes an asassin a great combination

    (unlike DeadPool though im hes fan too XD)

  • Mortal Kombat characters seem to quick to fight anybody notice that?

  • @Rimor04 You're right. People from a game called "Mortal KOMBAT" should all be slow-to-anger pacifists, right? lol

  • @Rimor04 I blame the public schools.

  • lex take out that space station

  • lex looks like a nock off of iorn man now lol

  • Did you cut to the next scene on the first fight, or was it scripted to end that fast?

  • Try doing this with jax when it says finish him: >><<A

  • GOTCHA

  • lol. Sub Zero: "This is Jax. He is a formidable warrior, as you will soon discover."

  • Hey, soz 4 any ignorance, but the story seems altered from the DC side. Is the MK ending different?

  • 9:12 sub zero has tourrettes

  • you sure did finish Lex fast, 2 punches and a kick in the balls :D

  • Lol 5:53 Missile out of his balls

  • I swear, James Avery is fucking Sub Zero

  • superheros with no powers= fail.

  • dont they remind u of the blazck eye peas excepted 1 black dude

  • Wow, Jax sure likes to punch women in the face.

  • Lol looks like Sub Zero gave Wonder women the wonders of a frozen dick

  • Sonya's so hot! Dude!

  • They made Jax a little too....Black, so to speak.

    They toned that down in Mortal Kombat 9, big improvement.

  • sonya is faking hot :D sonya boobs ar alive :D

  • sonya is faking hot :D

  • anyone else notice that jax appears to be staring at sonya's tit's every time he's talking to here

  • lex lutor hade the shit knocked out of him in 3 hits lol