ATWG #13: MADISON DYLAN is My Girlfriend! (Femme Fatales) - Black Nerd Awkward Talks with Girls

[fabiolas4]

awesome vids man! madison dylan and meredith molinari are my favorites. keep up the great work, these are hillarious!

[disembark]

something reminds me of heather mcdonald

[SuperAnimefan7]

dude you are so freaking lucky, can i be you for a couple of days, i don't like being asian( as far as you know i am)

[boobiesnbooties]

@blacknerdcomedy yo, son, i been watchin your vids, you can TOTALLY bang alot ot these chicks you be havin on yourvshow (with the right guidance). You learn ALOT about women in these interviews if you know what to pay attention to. Ever tried to bang any of them??

[HeLpErNaThAn]

:O 

[cfire176]

Now I want to shave my head.....THAT IS THE KEY TO SUCESS

[Aceinface1]

she like raped you with her hands... AWESOME!

[miszreese]

oh how I love thee.

[fmalphons]

Andre is a playa XD

[yungrottz112]

Did,,you...hit?

[Seston]

I clicked on this bc I saw a foot in the thumbnail.

[MrCraigBurton]

My god Damn hero.

[frostdragonlord]

Damn ur a player!

[ShrtFuseTV]

after watching some of ure videos im no longer uncomfortable talking bout feet cuz i think u like them as much as i do.

[divadomain]

Poison Ivy is a Super VILLIAN....but i dont judge <3

[crafty112]

all i got to say after this video is... Are you still a virgin?? lol

[Melchizedek360]

Hey BlackNerd, can Cinemax sue you for having their logo in your video? I was reading the Terms & Conditions and thought I should ask. O_O

[BlackNerdComedy]

@Melchizedek360 Well seeing as I'm helping promote a show that's on Cinemax, I think they'll be okay with it :)

[ilikewarhammer]

@BlackNerdComedy If you teach me this strategy, I will .........use this information to solve the problem E^56=MC^67x 10^78/(some shit here) (other shit here)

[ShinAkuma21]

i hate how these super hot chick who try their hardest to please the nerd/geek demographic just be honest for once in your life dammit! lol

[BlackNerdComedy]

@ShinAkuma21 What do you think she's lying about? I just think she's a bubbly girl. She was like this off-camera, too. She was game to be interviewed as soon as we met.

[ironlykalion]

OMG Wish I was a black Nerd...Instead I'm only half :'( lol

FEET!!!!!!!

[eagle0468]

dude you are the funniest!! Great interview Awkward!!

[BlackNerdComedy]

@eagle0468 Thanks so much!

[RialVestro]

Um... can I be you for a day... I just wanna host an episode of awkward talks with girls. She can kill me after and I will die happy because life would not get any better after that.

[BlackNerdComedy]

@RialVestro If you want to be me for a day, make sure you pick this day... some other days, not so much, ha ha!

[TheLegendofSuper]

Cute toes. :D

[BlackNerdComedy]

@TheLegendofSuper Agreed. She does have some nice toes, ha ha.

[KC9MDO]

Are you a virgin? Not anymore, LMAO!!!!

[struanbar]

Who els things he's really lucky?

[Phloid82]

Wow! She is super annoying.

[xUFCSiLvA]

@Gmpeirce well if your evil than I guess poison ivy could be a hero. Like I think Darth Vader is a hero.

[dodgecityhero1]

"Massager Smurf" LOL, so many jokes in that line.

[savagelee14]

I've fallen in love with Madison Dylan from just watching this video!

[TheLordofstorms]

Lol Dam u r hooked on for life now what will I name ur kids if u had one with her dude???

[Thndrcougrfalcnbrd]

F yeah, Mario Kart 64!

[WASTELANDelf]

YO ANDRE, THIS IS THE BEST CHICK YOU'VE EVER INTERVIEWED.

[WASTELANDelf]

Is she a porn actress????? She looks awfully familiar.

[MerryJ3000]

can we say HYPER??? dont give this girl any coffee. or cocaine. oops, too late.

[Luisguadarrama11]

Once you go black....

[Youngblood1701]

I think this is one of the oddest ATWGs yet

[marcellllllls]

Lol its looked as if she made you feel awkward and not the other way around.

[CreatedByBrett]

You held it together amazingly well. Whew! Musta been tough!!!

[ting280]

andre's the man

[lilwiley10]

she is so hot!!

[Zazumaki]

Ive never been so jealous

[Gmpeirce]

Wait. Wasn't poison ivy a villain? Blonde moment.

[techloid1]

lol no dislikes

[MrPenguinpage]

yo andre wen is the next ATWG coming then mate :)

[DeAngeloYouKnow]

What happen to the pink ranger??

[10TheGunsofBrixt]

Wow

[MrIonization]

this also makes me kinda want to pay attention to popular culture again........

[MrIonization]

be careful to enunciate your smurf name each time or else you might be confused for misogynistic smurf which would make NO sense at all

[nathanratliffX]

PLZ TELL ME U GOT HER DIGITS!!!!

[proteuseffects]

Get it Andre!!!!! :D

[Solarcoreg]

This was the absolute best of all the ATWGs. I thought the one with the two fighters was awesome but this girl is freaking @w3s0m3. Very very cool. You have some guts. I would never be able to talk to a girl like that.

[astroblackable]

LOL THEY DRUNK 

[theJesticesshow]

And she's is ugg ... hot

[theJesticesshow]

I wish I could get views. Like u and I'm a nerd and blackkkkkkkkk

[Nintendo60forever]

Angie Griffin and then i kill her

[struanbar]

EPIC he is EPIC!

[bigvirgotube]

I just realized, I'd never heard of this show--though I've seen the magazine. Had to go google and check out the website. Looking at the other ladies, dude, I don't know HOW you made it through the interviews..

[BlackNerdComedy]

@bigvirgotube Wait til you see the next couple of Awkward Talks with Girls. More Femme Fatales to come... uh huh huh, I said...

[WASTELANDelf]

@BlackNerdComedy Yo Andre whats your Friend code for Mario Kart 7???

[RIckySwaggedOutAdams]

@BlackNerdComedy Actually you can't live with it because she killed you =3

[yaredude2]

how do u not blank out??????? u got skills indeed..

[cyinergist]

Awh! She was really personable! And you Sir, your voice did all sorts of odd things during that interview.

[BlackNerdComedy]

@cyinergist She was incredibly sweet.

[thaneros]

Did you have to take a cold shower afterwards,lol

[BlackNerdComedy]

@thaneros I had to take multiple cold showers after this day. I interviewed more "Femme Fatales" girls. More videos to come.

[10Mjohn]

salena gomez



[joelpant]

this girl gave me cancer

[jon56s]

isnt that a porn show

[daksbled]

If you're a nerd just get a camera and a microphone and you're set

[baburuto]

@johnnygamer2011 Wow that had to be the most amount of rubish i have ever read in such a short amount of time. What did a black guy steal a girl from you that never actually liked you anway. "Black men are not supposed to get any females" (who told you that exactly) you are racist thats what singling out a race of people is. If you cant see that you must be an imbred. "Not agaisnt black girls" no black guys = never having black girls u idiot. Get of this guy's video.

[TaoriUTS]

@baburuto funny. can't see any comments of him anymore. would have commented on the last BS he directed at me. that was just a whole new level of retarded argumentation...

[baburuto]

@TaoriUTS i know it went just before posted. As time goes on and technology advances the amount of nonsense people say and think of just gets more insane every other day. This just might be one of the reasons the world might end normal people cant take the nonsense and die out, then the stupid destroy the world.

[TaoriUTS]

@baburuto stupid people are the normal people in my opinion. the smart ones are a minority who will die out. yeah. i mean look at politics. we've got stupid people believing all those obvious lies and stupid bimbos just fall for it

[baburuto]

i swear i wanna start hanging out with you. lol see all those people that think nerds cant get any girls are so wrong. I think im gonna change my style and start being a nerd so i can get more variety. Though that reminds me of a time i was kind of shy and a girl was all over me. oh just had an epiphany some girls will like guys being shy cause they think its cute.

[MYAD1DAS]

Wow how come I cant find a cute girl that likes big black guys and foot massages? :(

[airmax213ny]

This bitch can talk forever.... she needs a dick in her mouth

[SexiiPiippy]

She's so Cute && Sweet :)

[carshe05]

Andre is soo turned on right now!

[bulitbill12]

girl was soooo HOT.

[meanmug713]

I'm pretty sure its safe to say your dragon dagger was up the whole time :-)

[BlackNerdComedy]

@meanmug713 Ah, a reference to my Power Morphicon videos. I like your style :)

[TheOmegasMovie]

You are a lucky guy xD

[MrPenguinpage]

Dude you should try and get mila kunis or elisha cuthbert to do a ATWG episode :)

[BlackNerdComedy]

@MrPenguinpage That would be awesome! Well maybe one day the show will be big enough for that...

[mrfewz]

you're a very very lucky man.

[hoy1324]

one small step for nerd one giant leap for "nerdkind"

[KingJaguarLatino]

Dude im sooooooo jealous

[ryan50ryan]

dude... win.

[NejiHyugaReturns]

BlackNerdComedy, giving hope to Nerds everywhere. Oh and jealousy, that too.

[Gh0ztGRS]

His laugh is almsot identical to theannoyingorange! just noticed that ;)

[BlackNerdComedy]

@Gh0ztGRS I know, right? I should sue that orange for laughter infringement! :)

[Mr420ways]

@TaoriUTS JOHNNYGAYMER2011 this dudes a dick!

[Mr420ways]

ANDRE= THA FU*KIN MAN!

[bigvirgotube]

Andre Black Nerd and Swoozie...they'll take your girl, and you'll never see it coming...

[BlackNerdComedy]

@bigvirgotube LOL! Somehow I think Swoozie will be taking more girls than I will. But I get the feet!

[bigvirgotube]

..I'm telling Aleu and Zadi about this..you gonna die, bro, you gonna diieee!!

[andrewhenman]

Cocktease.

[8bitmagic]

Poison ivy is a super villain )':

[teachmehowtostewie]

ahhh David Blaine.

[TaoriUTS]

cute woman :D

[TaoriUTS]

@ravager48 don't bother with him. racist = stupid = ignorant. any time spent with such people is usually wasted time

[jakovzord]

smooth moves there Andre XD

[RandyPeter216]

She's super hot, and seems super cool. I wish I was you V_V

[Kamankey]

@RandyPeter216 shes also super stupid

[rasjjtube]

I'm so proud of this nigga

[xxKaoruLoverxx]

D'awww, Andre, you're so cute! xD

[BlackNerdComedy]

@xxKaoruLoverxx Aww, thank you! Nice animations by the way!

[xxKaoruLoverxx]

@BlackNerdComedy Thank you! I'm going to make one of your stuff too, if you don't mind :3

[lfgavalas]

Haha, awesome, what a friendly girl. 

[Tekknight007]

I paused the video after she said your head feels nice... I needed to clean that up in my mind. You're my role model HaremAndre.

[BlackNerdComedy]

@Tekknight007 Ha ha ha, Harem Andre, that's what they call me, Harem Andre :)

[GentleJuan]

She's amusing :)

[BleachFanatic1996]

this was funny

[Keymoriah]

I really hope she was trying to act like her character

[hakiem1]

Andre, you lucky son of a bitch.

[SirSteaven93]

Been awhile since you did this segment

[BlackNerdComedy]

@SirSteaven93 Yeh, for various reasons I won't dive into, I had to take a break from Awkward Talks with Girls, but now it's back in full force :)

[forgotten1one]

damn this is what we call a player pimping gamer :D

[ElektraKnight]

This wasa a fun video. I think she was really into you. :-)

[vaarsuviusprime]

ATWG! YAY! This segment has a solid premise and great execution, it could be on TV easily.

[BlackNerdComedy]

@vaarsuviusprime Aww, thank you so much. Hope you get a chance to check out the past episodes as well. I have a full playlist.

[OmnipotentPeaceMan]

lol

[repwin]

Andre should team up his "Awkward talk with girls" with Kassem G's "Going deep"

[Tekknight007]

@repwin But isn't "Going Deep With Girls" already a show on the Playboy Channel?

[repwin]

@Tekknight007 Don't know, never seen the playboy channel 

[jusalilpanda]

I like your earnst appeal! Like when she starting getting a little too close you backed off a little and were just there to have fun and not be creepy! Tell me if I'm getting the wrong idea :P

[EvenMoreAna]

She touches people a lot, lol

[yeshman1000]

Still didnt get my shout out

[itznickf]

damn your so lucky!!

[Phostings1]

Oh my gosh, shes sooooooooooooooo vapid!

[mm265117]

You are the man!!!!

[Onizen6000]

this was a great one Andre :D probably one of my top faves of the series, she was really bubbly and cute <3 cant wait to see more man!

[MrAcousticGod]

Haha get it :D

[KillerPoPBlues01]

Olivia Munn <3

[coolicup]

mila kunis



[MrCrazyman206]

Playa

[alfred87cron]

did you need a few minutes to stand up after this interview

[dilsco]

My fantasy girlfriend wouldn't even be a celebrity. In fact it's someone who's totally in my reach. And she's really awesome.

[carltonmiles09]

Revenge of the nerds! there taking all the hot girls lol I'm so jealous of the black nerd right now! I'm sure he got in dem panties forsho lol

[NerdKore64]

If anyone could be my girlfriend, I would definetely have to say Kristen Bell. Dax Sheperd is my arch nemesis now. How dare he date my future ex wife!

[ValisHD]

how many white girls are gonna take your virginity? ^_^

[BobbyShyne]

Akward talks with sluts. lol jk, I liked her. Good video man.

[xXxA1lifxXx]

Karan Ashley XD lol.

[TheCursedBanana]

shes fkn hawt!, can i hve her #? lol

[Melchizedek360]

Dude, she is so promiscuous! And hyped up on kool-aid sugar, obviously.

[TheBJG7]

lol i geuss no girl can rezist yr akward talks!!

[04ray25number2]

She got a nice body.

[two2birds]

I wonder if he kept a pencil in his pocket during the interview.

[CassesVultus]

Hey, it's woody smurf.

[Knuxallen]

Yeah... shes a slut.

[kuunami]

@Knuxallen

why? Because she's friendly?

[the1janitor]

lol is she drunk

[VongolaXEspada]

you lucky son of a bitch....

[LarryJR18]

that was the best awkward talks girl ever, way to go blacknerdcomedy

[ThatGuitarGirl93]

This was the most awkward talk yet! Lol! But...I'd have to say Jared Padalecki from Supernatural...but he's married, so...yeah...

[FamilyFirstJ]

Super awkward

[jumper1294]

God Dayum shes flirty

[ConnorHumpHerStunned]

felicia day<3

[sochioranmyaku]

POSION IVY IS A VILLIAN SHE IS NOOB ANDRE.

[TezzyDarling]

love this show. and will continue loving it until SOPA makes it so pretty much everything you have posted becomes illegal. =) then you will have to post awkward talks with girls on the black market of the internet.

[Sephiroth365]

she is like a boxxy without the drugs...or the over-acting

[DJRobDG]

Almost every girl loves nerds

[Gkiller]

@BlackNerdComedy Be honest now, you were trying to hide your boner the whole time werent you?

[LizMarotti]

I am so Jealous Right NOW!

Why am I so inlove with A NERD!

I am waiting for my foot massage Dammit!

[TheJERZY361]

um...my ex girlfriend

[GanonJuice]

Well well, look at Mr. Black Nerd pimping it.