Cooking Lobsters ALIVE!

[preppychrisbou]

nice!

[Cameronwilliams469]

the lobsers like "how bout you untape these claws and fight like a man"

[haguhneez]

why doesnt he put the safety thing from his claws and he dont put him upside down in the cooking water ive been told the taste is better and the meat is softer because hes dead 2 seconds earlier and doesnt get a adrenaline shock or something

btw maybe its not true i dont eat lobster every day:)

[051elite]

For those of you uneducated idiots who think this is "cruel", please note that lobsters CANNOT feel pain, due to the fact that they, like most crustaceans, lack a traditional nervous system.

[martinzopetazo]

@051elite

they do feel pain, not like the pain we go through of course, our nervous system is much more complex, but they do suffer. SO....knife to the head right before boiling, keeps freshness for those assholes that argue that dead lobsters are not as "fresh" as live ones,

[MrSir48]

why! WHY?! that is cruel ! >:(

[nmbodnar]

Lobsters are extremely closely related to cockroaches...and I guarantee you annoying PETA people would step on a cockroach without even thinking twice.

[Iowamutt]

@nmbodnar Actually, it's a myth that lobsters and cockroaches are "extremely closely" related. They are in different phyla. Lobsters are crustaceans, cockroaches are insects.

[preppychrisbou]

@nmbodnar you would be surprised that maybe they wouldn't lol.

[vrillie]

What's the title of this song? and by whom??

Sorry I know it's kinda random while everyone else is going on about the lobster's life.

[rebelviv8]

Why is "Time to Pretend" the soundtrack for this video?

[HemaFTW]

This is so extremely cruel. Just put a knife through it's head before you fucking boil it.

[MyBrEatsCats]

@HemaFTW All your meals are probably from animals being killed in a worse fashion. If you have a weak stomach for these kind of videos, why the hell are you watching them?

[DatMafiaKitteh]

@HemaFTW lol it does die instantly. but i do agree to just chop its head of or something before

[HemaFTW]

@DatMafiaKitteh No it doesn't instantly lie don't fool yourself

[DatMafiaKitteh]

@HemaFTW you have no idea what your talking about. i might live for like 10 seconds but basicly it dies very quickly

[EliteMadHornet]

@exposed97 yep, this is true. they cant move their arms behind them, so as long as you hold them in front of the tail but behind the head, you're alright. i figured the rubber would affect the taste negatively so my buddies and i always cut 'em off before tossing in the lobsters whenever we cook them.

[michaelleacy]

Cut the rubber bands off - the water will taste like shit

[10kluo]

@philtron Ok, lets boil it down to the majority of americans then

[kevinescobar77]

to kill a lobster u shuuld freeze it for some time so they "sleep" 1 and they taste better

[cymrutroll]

Evil fuckers !

[ItsSomeDeadGuy]

Oh, come on, you lazy ass. One quick cut through the head. That's all it takes to kill it.

[RonBurgundy161]

@ItsSomeDeadGuy They have a friggin' exoskeleton.

[daniglue]

I believe this lobster didn't suffer enough.

If you torture it, it gets tastier.

[sixpointneuf]

@daniglue actually, if you torture it, it releases more adrenaline which makes the meat taste nasty. that's why one is supposed to freeze them to sleep for a couple minutes before boiling them alive

[daniglue]

@sixpointneuf

I thought that was for killing the bacteria, but... whatever.

[ampkilla23]

u going 2 hell

[XManiiAkX]

BURN BABY!!!!!!!

[Dima5663]

@otester your an animal lover i presume? When a lion cuts open a baby deers throat do you see that as cruel , some animals injure their prey to bleed out. Its NATURE , animals are cruels to eachother but yet you find this any different? lol if a bear attacked me or you know because it was hungry it wouldnt give a shit. I love animals i treat them well and would never hurt an animal excluding this type of situation.

[Philitron128]

@aznlalaland the only reason that may be true is because it's a stereotype that was formed in the 50's and 60's, I for one ( including the many white people I know) am very interested in other cultures and try my hardest to look at things in a different way.

[Philitron128]

@darknessb930 ok that's one very large generalization. Stop being a prick you stereotypical duche.

[aznlalaland]

@Philitron128 It's true. Ask any minority.

[MarchingMac04]

Vagina?



[alienelements]

"do they die instantly?"

"not really...."

lol poor lobsters. its their fault for being so delicious

[troubledseed]

@alienelements Also im pretty sure the chef doesnt really care wether it died instantly or not. Its his job to do this and if he didnt do it someone else would. Circle of life bitches

[KrazeDiamond]

1)Asian style Farmer's Markets are way more honest than Western markets. You see exactly what you're buying-fresh meat. You say it's cruel? don't fucking eat meat then you asswipes. 2)Rubber meets high heat releases poison, so the rubber bands should be removed before cooking. Afraid of getting clamped? don't fucking touch a lobster then.

[RodTalon0000]

When youre being boiled... you die VERY slowly... its a HORRIBLE death. I know people see them as just lobster... but they have a central nervous system. They feel everything

[daniglue]

@RodTalon0000

I actually don't give a fuck of the central nervous system of a lobster...

They're delicious.

[RodTalon0000]

@daniglue Look up the word sociopath ;)

[daniglue]

@RodTalon0000

Be less gay, fag.

[Dragzilla66XL]

I like the way he got into the boiling water, He's like saying GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!

[EinTheNeko]

You should put them head down first.

[UNCfanatic50]

i love this song!!! MGMT<3

[uberbigbread]

Not really!

[DreadAces]

wow where the fuck are those animal cruelty comments i see in these kind of videos? oh wait, WHITE PEOPLE

[nobby300]

I saw the lobster had some kinda cute look in his eyes...

It really is sad that boiling doesn't kill them immediately... but there's no other alternative :(

[matteocom717]

@nobby300 Actually the most human way would be to cut through its head wich kills it immediately and it does not have to die a slow and painful death.

[nobby300]

@matteocom717 true actually...

[SpadeAce90]

remove the rubber bands first idiot

[anythingnew]

The only animal I don't mind killing for fun are mosquitoes.

[anythingnew]

When a White person does it, it's "sophisticated" and high class. When an Asian or anyone else does it, they're savages.

[Cyrus150]

@anythingnew Are you racist or something? WHOEVER does this are savages.

[NarutoVids55]

lol kinda rude he asked a innocent question he took intrest in what you were doing show aprecitation be like no takes about 1minute for the whole body do heat up and die in capatation then takes 6minutes to cook the meat

[ducks134]

forgot to remove the rubber bands, hopefully those rubber bands dont taste bad

[phobos2k2]

@ducks134 I tasted a rubber band as a child. They're terrible!

[dantheman9360]

mgmt :)

[omotherfuckenr]

wow those are small lobsters!

[xxlebox]

Song name, please?

[golfhm427]

@xxlebox

MGMT: Time to pretend

[dynd]

They are basicly insects.

[thunderw96]

@dynd lmao lobster are crustaceans, no where near insects.

[Darrylizer1]

@thunderw96

Lobsters are in the phylum Arthropoda along with shrimp, other crustaceans and insects.

[TheHuntress144]

no brain + no central nervous system = no pain

[john17972]

The lobster craps when it gets boiled and gives the soup that special flavor.

[jaydaelbertstein]

CRUSTASTUN! This kills crustaceans in 5 secs with electrical shock...Please do not torture animals like this any more...They are beautiful and do not have to die like this...Do not be evil please just to eat a meal...These animals are showing how humane we are...and obviously if we boil them, steam them to death, or grill them while they are alive...it is so sad...please have some love in your heart....at least give them the chance to die without pain...BUY "CRUSTASTUN" PLEASE....

[FiestyCat86]

Hm...go buy a $4004 electric chair for a bug, or feed some kids in Africa? Spend 2500 British Pounds to shock my sea cockroach, or go meet my birth family for the first time in ten years? Yeah not gonna happen, why don't you ever tell people the truth when you're hocking this crap? Why don't you ever mention that its a ten second death with boiling, and that this $4004 shocks your food to death. Yeah it takes five seconds but the pros are not worth the cons. Freeze it, and boil it.

[Cinj216]

@jaydaelbertstein Yeah, because electrocuting something to death for 5 seconds is SO much better. /sarcasm

Can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid like all the other meat huggers.

[Dinglebarriez]

hahahahah! "Not really." Is that a serious question? Do they die instantly? If you got thrown in a pot of boiling water, would you die instantly? I dont give a flying fuck about lobsters btw.

[chetes15]

Lobster's tears give to the soup an special taste ;D

[ampkilla23]

@chetes15 fuk u

[baffinjigger]

@chetes15 hahahahaha

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

if you freeze them an hour or so before cooking, they'll die painlessly.

even then, they don't feel the sensation of pain like humans do. so it's not like you're boiling humans alive.

[G3NNX]

I'm sorry, but the shot at 0:24 combined with the music is freaking hilarious.

[Silverbluecrest]

lol if you dont boil a lobster it will poison itself and its meat so you cant it eat it anymore.

the difrence is , they arent doing it to torture the animal, but to preserve the meat.

asians do it to torture the animal while its dying.

dont get me wrong, eating meat is ok.

but you should respect your food, as it has given its life for you so you can live another day.

[khmerkrazie]

@Silverbluecrest

yeah if you leave the lobster out for awhile the meat will get mushy after or before its cooked. another good idea is to freeze it right away so the meat will stay fresh and you can cook it any other day

[bigtruckseriesreview]

Do they die instantly?

Not really...

[Mr40520]

yes they dont die instantly...... come on.... take a knife, right through the head, done... take off the rubber bands...... who wants rubber soup,, for stock.. aa no one..

[shaun180381]

@Mr40520 EXACTLY! And why don't chefs (and other people) kill them quickly and relatively painlessly with a stab to the head? Because they:  a) don't care (therefore cruel and cold hearted) b) they're lazy, or c) they're sadistic and enjoy watching an animal being boiled alive and dying hideously.

And before anyone whinges about cosmetic damage to an expensive dish, I say to them: ever heard of a sprig of parsley?

[farookbulsasra]

so long dudes....plop

[johnnybravo234]

If the water is boiling they die almost instantly.

[AHAROONK]

PETA RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kashewz]

when a white guy does it, it's "yummy" when an asian guy does it, it's cruel this and fucked up that.

[07140828]

@kashewz theres a diference, here the cook them alive, those yellow bastards eat them alive!, what kind of sick pervs eat live animal, its just wrong

[kashewz]

@07140828 not all asians eat them alive. theres vids of asians cooking them, and you can still see racist comments there, like yours.

[bembry3000]

@07140828 Fuck off racist the world would be alot better if we didn't have racist assholes like you on the planet your the only sick perv you bastard go shoot yourself

[stopbeingcowards]

It disgust me too but animals eat other animals alive. We're just another animal really but i would never do it the vids make me sick watchin and i feel bad for the fish watching themselves be eating alive slowly. God dam i hope reincarnation is not real that would suck

@07140828

[yusushi]

@kashewz

[mitchymenis]

@kashewz

No its not you fool. Asians always think their being picked on dont they. Grow the fuck up and man up.

This video still has comments on it about how cruel it is etc just like the others.

[ShizNat77]

@kashewz stereo typed as always lol :) i mean i'm asian and im not saying it's always true, cuz i don't think "cruel this and fuck up that". but yeah;

[kingcrimson234]

@kashewz its because the asians are inherently mean and cruel people while whites are perfect in every way. sieg heil and whatnot.

[Opamigaaa]

@kingcrimson234 Finnally a person that gets it. WE BIST DIE ÜBERMENSH

[ElfineRanger]

@kashewz O.O racists son of a bastard -.- lol your right XD

[409346]

@kashewz dude thats racist you know most asians in china japan and vietnam have to strive to survive they hardly make enough a day to feed 1 person

[chapmasi]

@409346 "due thats racist"

....because of people like you the overused word "Racist" isn't taken seriously anymore and is seem more as a cliche'

[TheKsalad]

@409346 Did you seriously say Japan? Are you shitting me? Have you ever even seen that country? Or are you just too ignorant and think that all Asian countries are the same?

[darknessb930]

@kashewz Caucasians are most disliked for their lack of cultural respect..

[otester]

@kashewz

It's fucked up either way.

[hellxhacker]

@kashewz

don't worry bro..... THAT WHITE SHIT IS A BASTARD.... there :)

[daniglue]

@kashewz

Oh... this is so right.

[ShayandPatrick12]

@kashewz It's cruel and fucked up no matter who does it.

[PwnUrMommaAss]

@ShayandPatrick12 nah, bitches all around the world have SOMETHING against Asians. the white guys are always right, bastards.

[tutorialmasterist]

@kashewz becasue white guys do it with pride, asians just chuck it the pot and be done with it

[dukeznay]

@tutorialmasterist ye white guys do it with pride, asians jus chuck it in, black people do a little dance after it, and the mexicans....dont get me started with the mexicans, every race is shit except mine

[Derp1978]

Lobsters are usually cooked alive

[TheLAKERSareGodsTeam]

That looks delicious!

[AHAROONK]

WOW THATS SOOOOOO COOL. LETS STICK A LIVE CHILD IN THERE? - CUNTS

[BDSCOTT90]

@AHAROONK hey idiot if u cut a lobster i make a toxin that kills so they have to do it and the dont feel a thing

[AHAROONK]

@BDSCOTT90 what u on about fool? u message does not make sence!

[toxicfarts911]

@AHAROONK I smell PETA.

[147darkstar]

you know if you put them in a cold pot they'll go asleep and won't fell a thing, that always makes me happy that they don't die a painful death

[The2010SnowDay]

I want lobster now.

[CarBonkers]

I once got lobster, but my sister Roxanne, got one and put it in wit the turtle. It's still there!

[The1nX]

Aw.. poor things.

[madnesscombat5]

imagine if a creature more inteligent and powerfull then us humns came to earth (this is just theoretical), they would probably look down on us as if we where this lobster, and if they chose, they could boil us alive and eat us just like that, but we would feel this is a terrible thing and "morally wrong" becuase humans have this idea that we are better and more important then any other living thing on earth.

[Aerosmithfan507]

@madnesscombat5 well, yes but we (unlike lobsters) can feel pain :(

[nick2727nick]

@madnesscombat5 you forget God created animals for humans to eat!

[madnesscombat5]

@nick2727nick i thought he created animals to have sex with, or at least thats what he told me.

[nick2727nick]

@madnesscombat5 wow, almost funny but not quite.

[madnesscombat5]

@nick2727nick im being serious, me and god talk all the time, hes a cool dude, a little confused about things though.

[nick2727nick]

@madnesscombat5 ok, i can agree to personal relationship with him as i have one as well. But my friend, sex with animals is called beastilaity and is a sin. It is scripture.

[madnesscombat5]

@nick2727nick when i said animals i meant females, doesnt scripture say its ok to have sex with a womens? god says it feels very right.

[nick2727nick]

@madnesscombat5 it is very good and very right and very encouraged :)

[imacceptingbut]

@madnesscombat5 seriously...are you a complete fucking moron?

[Trashfished]

@madnesscombat5 You need help.

[anythingnew]

@madnesscombat5

I fear that as well.

[richachacha]

they should remove the rubber bands from the pinchers.... the lobster would cut the onions thinner in the pan while he's being cooked)))

[jeedo31]

Ok, wtf? 0:3 fish foo bla ooo ooo.? :D

[mancmau]

What's the name of this song?

[dineshone]

The green leaves protected me from viewing the extreme pain they had undergone. Atleast kill it first before you eat dmmmn

[TheSpiderjosh]

your evil kill it fast first

[crazysteve963]

If they can't feel pain how come they're

desperately trying to get out of the pot?

Poor lobsters.

[jeedo31]

@crazysteve963 it is impossible to know the subjective experience of another animal with certainty, the balance of the evidence suggests that most invertebrates (like lobsters) do not feel pain. We'll never know though :D

[Aerosmithfan507]

@crazysteve963 good point, although i THINK it might be becase they can feel the temp. isnt right and want to get out, maybe...

[nick2727nick]

@crazysteve963 really, did you see them trying to get out because i sure didnt.

[Aprilshowersss]

crustaceans and insects are extremely closely related and some even argue that the line are so blurry they almost cant be separated. they are more closely related than dinos and birds. lobsters are bugs. crabs are bugs, shrimp and crayfish are all bugs. if you dont mind bugs thats cool and all for you.. but to me its just gross. look at that lobster! Look at its face. its a gigantic disgusting bug! EEEWWWWWWW!

[y512516]

@Aprilshowersss

But it tastes so gooooood

Especially lobster with cheese

[anythingnew]

@Aprilshowersss

I'm not a Christian, but I remembered a verse that allowed us to eat Locust, which were bugs.

[Aprilshowersss]

@anythingnew Im not Christian either :P. I have no moral issue with eating bugs. I just think they are gross!

[AmaiEmikoChan]

Oh gross, I can't stop watching it though. I thought the at least fight to get out..

they look like over sized roaches

[theasianedward]

"do they die instantly?"

"not really..."

lmao

[l2andom]

@theasianedward

Lol, i lawled

[madnesscombat5]

@theasianedward i couldnt help laughing at that part, but its really sad..

[HarryHuang1996]

This is wrong, they should be killed more humainly. Blast chill or freezer and they will die painlessly.

[awesomecomedy12]

@HarryHuang1996 they don't feel pain moron

[madnesscombat5]

@awesomecomedy12 im pretty sure 99% of living things on earth (excluding micro-organisms) have nerves going throughout their body which allows them to feel pain.

[pirateman5]

im hungry for sushi =P

[OriginalYTName]

They're cold blooded, but still, horrible way to go...

[Kamonacho]

Hey Baztk, kill it before, trust me just be a little humane once in a blue moon. Because Karma is a bitch.

[DMDRobert]

meat is good! DEATH TO VEGITARIANS! the nutrients in meat are good for people and are NEEDED so hope all you vegatirians like the 20+ years of life we meat eaters get that you dont!

[Killeruk454]

@DMDRobert na

[UndertakerFan7695]

@DMDRobert LMFAO learn how to spell you retard. And what does meat offer? Protein, and thats the end. Have fun dying of a heart attack

[grace123p]

do they die istantly... pause err.... not reallllyy <sigh> back n d old days we just killd them wen we caught them now people r picky bout eating FRESH and i hate going 2 fish markets cus i see lobsters crammed together like they werent worth life :( and d poor fishes freaking out as little kids knocck on the glass and d crabs on display with torn legs etc. struggling to breath cus lil basturds thot it wid b fun to tear them up

[blursi]

NOT ALIVE MAN ncnc

[TheIrishEnigma]

I love that, "Do they die instantly?", "Not really". Just in case you were allowing yourself to imagine a humane death =P

[kapichami]

oh god!!! i am proud to be vegetarian

[grace123p]

@kapichami um u shudnt b cus u know dairy ya well cows live a horrid crammed and painful life yup. im an animal lover and im not tryn 2 make every1 treehugging vegg. but im striving 4 painless and humane death 4 meat and and 2 ban animal skin etc. but vegg. are just wastingmeat dat arnt bought just cus one lil person boyccott i dnt thnk d company will shut down just letting u know and silks ya well dnt u thnk of the worms dat produee it? and u probably wear makeup ya well animals die 4 dat

[kapichami]

@grace123p Some meat lovers say that they buy meat from the butcher, so it's not killed by themselves. Therefore, it is all right to eat it. Do you think this is right?

[grace123p]

@kapichami nope cus butchers dnt really believe n human death anymore than the factorys.... but i thnk there is one company dat does a humane death... like the line meat up and as they go in2 a pen they get a quick blow 2 thier heads.... and dats it!

[mshadowsluva]

then why does it still move around when u cut it up ??

[theselector]

Would the lobster cack itself when placed in the boiling pot. That would really put me off my soup.

[afiVSblaqkaudio]

@theselector LOL

[seby408]

name of song?

[theselector]

@seby408 Rock Lobster.

[justasilly1]

water's boiling. lobster was livin. i guess the reason it's costly is to pay the cook for his loving-heart.

[concussedcarneous]

music can really ez the paint tho. u no...

i have my lobsters wear an ipod while getting boiled. they don't seem to mind it.

[X0XR33B0X0X]

do lobsters feel pain in boiling water?

[maxp0w3r]

Idiot, The water wasn't even boiling, just heated.. Dumbass.

[mcezar]

You fucking bastard.

Coward.

[philly424]

omg lmao i love this song ive been listenin to it for a long time

[GetzuCero]

"not really" lmao

[FearCarlos]

this is cruelty!kill them first for god's sakes!

[Racr4Lyfe]

Love the song, hate the video...

[Andycool490]

yes! MAKE THEM FKING TORTURE! >:D! BURN BURN LIKE A NIGGER!

[UndertakerFan7695]

@Andycool490 sick fag

[Acecombatgamer]

torture it

[ganeshkumarify]

what the fucking helll....man.....these peopple r not humans dey r helll lords bloody bastards.....how can they be so cruel towards one innocent life...bloody sons of bitches