Finnish and Swedish are different

[jasckha97]

A comedian, in Finland, told his talk with a english guy:

The english guy: In England, the toilets’ doors open in the closets.

The finnish guy: Ok, why so...?

Eng: Cause if the door is broken, you can keep it shut by your hand.

Fin: ...Well, in Finland, somebody just comes and fixes the door...

[daskillingmoon]

As a swede, I find being compared to finnish people offending.

[moduledeposit]

@daskillingmoon Why? I mean I'm not a Finn, just being curious.

[daskillingmoon]

@moduledeposit Finnish people are incest :-)

but they are our neighbours and nordic brothers so I love them anyway :)

[Pruttomaten]

@daskillingmoon wow,thanks a motherfucking lot.

Och ni är bara ett gäng fula,korkade fjortisar.Gillar du när nån säger så mot svenskar?NÄ,inte riktigt..

och WOOOW,jag kan snacka svenska!!:O

JA,för jag e finlandsvensk,vi snackar inte bara finska i finland,en sak som svennar ALDRIG kommer förstå..

[daskillingmoon]

@Pruttomaten Hahaha fan vad söt du är <3

[Pruttomaten]

@daskillingmoon ¨Ja,jag vet.

[daskillingmoon]

@Pruttomaten :') det är ännu gulligare att ni lär er svenska i Finland :-) så smickrande

[Pruttomaten]

@daskillingmoon ehh..vi lär oss inte svenska i finland..?

vi lär oss FINSKA i finland..O_O

Jag är född finlandsvensk,samma som de andra 1½ av 5 som jag snacka om,alltså,mitt modersmål e svenska,men med annan accent.

Det betyder inte att jag har NÅT med sverige att göra,ingen i min släkt är från sverige,inget sånt alls,utan,svenska är det andra MODERSMÅLET i finland..

WOW!o_-

[daskillingmoon]

@Pruttomaten Haha dock har jag träffat MÅNGA finnar som LÄR SIG SVENSKA i skolan :-) ahaha och bara det att svenska är det andra modersmålet i Finland visar hur mycket större vi är än er små pluttar :-) vi, förstår du, lär oss inte mycket finska i vårt vackra land. Vi ser nämligen ingen anledning :-)

[verrri1]

@daskillingmoon I can believe that very easily because many swedes have very little knowledge about Finland, I have noticed that so many times. swedish media could be one reason for that.. Anyway the truth is that Finland is actually a better country to live than Sweden, there are many surveys about that.. Many swedes know very little about finns and their achievments etc.. Maybe that's just jealousness because Finland has developed so quickly and well- Or then you r a child.

[daskillingmoon]

@verrri1 Haha, the incest part was just an inside joke from Swedes :-) I do actually like Finland I have to say... I am swedish and have some norwegian blood in me to. But I have to honestly say that of all countries in Norden (apart from Sweden) I like Finland the most.

Iceland -- Don't know much about it, besides amazing music.

Norway -- annoying fuckers, and wannabe swedes ;)

Denmark -- angry people who wants to fight

Finland -- people who stand up for themselfs.

But still, Sweden is th best

[verrri1]

@daskillingmoon I didn't write my answer because you wrote that finns are incest but because you said it is offending to be compared to finns. But anyway, nice answer from you, you are not a child:D And I love swedes and other nordic people, too:P This hate-love relationship (and prejudices) between finns and swedes is sometimes really funny I have to say, maybe you agree with me:) Greetings dear neighbour

[Fudo94]

@Mannerheimer Time will tell.

[Fudo94]

@Mannerheimer Religion will soon disappear completely. If you think that Sweden will... succumb to the arabs, you are gravely mistaken.

[Fudo94]

@Mannerheimer How can a country be part of a religion?

[Fudo94]

@Mannerheimer How are Sweden a part of islam?

[Snopp202]

@Mannerheimer You'r reply is silly!

[TheKovajatka]

Worst stand up ever!

[Smkndowntown]

finland was swedens bitch for a while. thats why everything is written in swedish. its to remind them of how they used to be swedens lil biatchh

[HankMCsuckIT]

@Smkndowntown At least somebody is understanding

[Pruttomaten]

@Smkndowntown and about 1½/5 of finland talk swedish.

BAM!

[Jouzou87]

Pakkoruotsi - tvångssvenska

[tourental]

that was a lame joke :D

[VFM93]

i don't understand how people can be fighting here about politics and countries. it's just a comedy. :D

[laQ1234]

not actually even funny:-D im not offended, but this shit is lame..

[Snopp202]

Hahaha silly Finland :)

[mansson81]

@keishashakira2011

And we hate U :)

[Kazumaster]

@mansson81 Finn here, mind if I tag along in hating this guy? ;-)

Seriously, this blind nationalism shite is getting old, haha.

[AlkkuProductions]

@mansson81 VOI VITUN VITTU. O samma på svenska: FITTANS FITTA. Varför kan inte folk någonsin vara överrens eller leva i överrenskommelse med varandra. Är både svensk och finsk och det suger.

[PadeMoro]

apteekki apotek

[keishashakira2011]

i hate swedish and sweden

[Petrieart]

I love how when Im in Finland Posti seems so much like home to me we call it the same in Australia

[FirbenStrid]

Finna ARE asian big difference

[Darusdei]

@FirbenStrid back to school kid...

[Rohko]

Finland is Finland, not finland xD

[mopoman0]

the biggest diffrence of Finland and sweden is that us Finns are straight and swedes are GAY

[bonnet92]

@mopoman0 The only difference is that Swedish girls are gorgeous while Finnish are fugly...

[mopoman0]

@bonnet92 hahahaha you're funny what a joke you should be a comedian

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

@mopoman0 Oh really? you got a source?

[Tratlantis]

Not funny... En ymmärtänyt tätä täysin... =/

[USA439]

Now I know why they changed Posti to Itella

[MrGodOfWarful]

that was not even humor that was bullzshitz

[gooner775]

@XtremAlien hahah we never say ''nu är det nog ett satan'' in sweden

[molsko]

if finlands populatin is abotu 5.3milion only about 300 000 speaks swedish as thei "main" language

[IggyIrons]

@Svittidiu Nope. Fuck you.

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[AinaIsabella]

@XtremAlien thats just because of the dialect you have its different even in sweden , in the north for exmaply, and i dont mean close to the border, we speak fast too and shorten words and if id write that down how we say it, it wudnt be "proper" swedish spelling kinda obvious, im sure its the same thing in finland.

[VerdugoCityRider]

not funny.

[uuttuaate]

Posti Postin posti postin. =D=D=D

[lassin1234]

@uuttuaate Posten*

[kkirasi]

haha the video is hilarious! :D and ppl it's so lame to argue bout stuff like that! And pleaseeee those finns that think we who speak swedish in finland are from sweden are loosers! check ur history books! I'm as finnish as u guys are even tough i speak swedish

[TheRomanRuler]

@kkirasi I dont care what language you speak. i care you homecountry. if is FInland the is good but if Russland bad if sweden ok and other akso ok

[CSSFusi]

I would not be "confused" if that happens.

Ill be mad. Finland is finland, not fucking sweden.

[Fudo94]

@CSSFusi You were a part of Sweden once.

[CSSFusi]

@Fudo94

Yeah like 300 years ago?

Cunt.

[Fudo94]

@Fudo94 Cunt? So immature... You do not even deserve to be a part of sweden.

[Limukone]

@Fudo94 Sadly.

[guitarpro112]

@CSSFusi I'm a finn swede and I would never think about chaning it to only "Posten". I mean, it would be okay here in Tammisaari/Ekenäs where I live since most people speak swedish here. However, if that would happen in Helsinki or Turku it would just be completely wrong lmao.

[HankMCsuckIT]

@guitarpro112 ingå hier

[Pruttomaten]

@guitarpro112 BOR DU OCKSÅ I EKENÄS?

Niiice ;)

Går du i högis elr lågis,elr ha du gått ut ur skolan?

[1337BananaL33TVostok]

@CSSFusi finland was part of swedish realm for almost 700 years

[CSSFusi]

@1337BananaL33TVostok Holy shit, we have a Einstein here!

Yeah, and without us, Sweden wouldn't be existing anymore. (1939, jackass)

[1337BananaL33TVostok]

@CSSFusi hur kan du vara så säker på det? du menar finland inte skulle ha funnits utan sverige? vi grundade moderna finland och har byggt upp alla stora städer (som helsingfors, vasa, uleåborg). allt kommer ifrån sverige. utan oss i alla de åren skulle ni lätt falla för russifieringen och erat land skulle vara kommunistiskt fram till 1991.

[CSSFusi]

@1337BananaL33TVostok Sorry mate, didint understand anything from that mongolian ugly shit language, and im proud of it.

[1337BananaL33TVostok]

@CSSFusi kan du sluta med din falska amerikan dialekt eller? jävla wannebe haha. är svenska ett mongoliskt språk men samtidigt är du stolt över det? dessutom vill jag påpeka att finska är ett uraliskt språk och språkträdet är för det mesta utbrett i sibirien, vid gränsen till europa.

[Spartan117FS]

HAHAHAAH Best thing ever!

[Finargon]

hahaha it's funny so, I understand finnish better than swedish :)

[ryvoy95]

finnish is like pirkaparklainelilaisen nimuninimuninimusa

[eot666]

@ryvoy95 hahah that was not funny fuck off from internet

[AuringonSuudelma]

haha xD we are confusing people indeed ;D

[HulluMel]

Ahaha cracked me up xD

Hell yeah of course I would be confused :D

[PatzeRocks]

donk fo!

[Zenkka]

haha he's funny !!!

[hepomatti]

hey asshole my daddy was in war against russia stupid fuckin something,next time i see juu/huuWOO/it feels suomi style like fucki

[DrDot]

I doubt it because we study swedish in school.

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