Weird Al Yankovic-Constipated Lyrics

[RedRain616]

how could u finish the song if your head got nocked off!!!???

[CC3O122]

Not really fixed.. but its the best song



[barkley9381]

ok i rly luv the song but a lot pf these lyrics r rong and the song is called poodle hat!!!!!!!

[r5fan4ever]

*song* nineteen extra larges! *me* oh cool! *song* what a shame! *me* wtf?! 9 extra large pizzas is a shame?! *song* no one came! *me* ohhhh....ill eat it! lol

[njwstl]

This really sucks. The Gaga parody was funny. This is just an insult to Avril Lavigne.

[Drags0001]

@njwstl wtf wrong with u!

[njwstl]

@Drags0001 Nothing is wrong with me. I simply wonder how anyone could insult the song "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne.

[SirCouchus]

Hehe

'No one came'

:3

[gigglegirl191]

ewwwwwwwww........

he kissed his cousin

[nintendogamerz1]

IN THE BATHROOM! 0:56

[mightypok]

@PS3andHeavyMetalfan1 the official name of the song is "A Complicated Song"

[zombiefighter6]

what if he didnt find out that she was his cousin!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[zombiefighter6]

>.< thats alot of fuckin pizza!!!!!

[Abbytherockprincess]

Lmao. Awsomeness. XD

[neonbreak1]

how can he sing this without laughing his ballz of??

[PS3andHeavyMetalfan1]

This isn't on ITunes, it must have a different name. What is it?

[FluteRocker99]

@PS3andHeavyMetalfan1 It's Complicated by Avril Lavigne

[Drags0001]

i was one of them

[jeroenlol1]

23 people couldnt get extra cheese....

[sharpblade85]

the pizzia thing happend to me before.............uuuuhhhhhhh­!

[heavensshareholder]

i know someone where the 2nd verse rings true to him in sooo many ways, it's so funny!

[awwa39611]

good timez gooooood times. this and the ultiment showdown of ultimate destany...lol

[awwa39611]

im 15 now and i havnt herd dis song sence 4th grade holy shitttttttttt

[LittleMizzBrownEye]

Im watching this because of Maximum Ride. x]

[The1800521]

holy smokes!! this shit is hilarious!

[blakh0lesun]

Two Words: Freaking Hilarious

[PS3andHeavyMetalfan1]

What is this a parody of?

[EvanescenceXKISS]

@PS3andHeavyMetalfan1 The song Complicated by Avril Lavigne.

[TheFlock900]

Haha I love t-"GAZZY TURN IT OFF!" Sorry. Angel is yelling at me.

-~-~Gasman

[tekkenlord777]

That version of headstrong sounds a lot different to my version by Trapt... Or is it just bad sound distortion?

[CheeseballMaster]

I love this song but now official lyrics!!!

[Razor1398]

Using 4 instead of for makes me cringe (shudders)

[catchusifyoucann]

ya know IN THE BARHROOM!!

[lucyfoley946]

Whats the actual song?:S

[EvanescenceXKISS]

@lucyfoley946 The actual song is "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne. This is just a parody. 

[monkeytesticals00]

me and my gf were in the mall and we heard this song (the original) and then i started to sing this version and she punched me in the stomach

[horseluver8381]

i was singing this song and laughing the whole time... oooh i love this song!

[sims3girl2223]

roller coaster ride...... *hint* *hint*

anyone guess what i mean?

[reactivefan194]

@sims3girl2223

final destination 4 ?

[jamesheard1]

OMG BESTSONG EVA AND DATMEAND MY GIRLFRIEND LISTEN TO IT ALL THA TIME AND DAT YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY­Y PIZAAAA PARTYYYYY

[godofwar2233]

22 ppl got constipated,mutilated,and decapitated

[nickygirlygirl]

21 ppl got constipated,mutilated,constipa­ted

[HydraIIStarcraft]

Still at least one error, keep fixing :P

[xoCupcake101]

lol

[stonerkid10]

Ironic.... I'm going to Alabama in 2 days.

[sansach300]

no IN DA THE BATHROOM top comment?

[bootyballs12]

the dislike bar is the size of my di- oh wait

[Thechrisbrawner]

no more pizza for me

[bluebarrymasher45]

Jesus Take the Wheel!

[TheDarkmanWs]

IN THE BATHROOM!

[TheRyan56565]

Constipated was used like twicer



[AwesomeTrumpeter525]

favorite weird al ever!

[ResidentEvilDeadAim]

i bet werid al wrote this song taking a shit

[ResidentEvilDeadAim]

@ResidentEvilDeadAim hi

[bluebarrymasher45]

@ResidentEvilDeadAim Lol i never thaught of that.. Im slow :D

[arbiter5554]

the veiw count it's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

[mitch13815]

@arbiter5554 fuck you

[scarlet1293]

... and move to Alabama where that kinda' thing is tolerated!? haha Priceless!!!

[xKINGxBOARDERx]

people need to stop with the 'having sex your own cousin' steryotype for the south. Having sex with a member of your family is called incest, therefore it is illegal which would cause you to get sentenced to prison. quit being dumbassess

[JenniBiebs]

This song is funny.

[lozmaster1328]

thumbs up if you looked this song up becuase of nintendocaprisun.

[zabuzamomochi100]

whoops, i meant to say why isn't there over 100m for this

[zabuzamomochi100]

why isn't there over 100k views for this??



[TheDarkmanWs]

@zabuzamomochi100

There's 240k views, lol.

[dylanwebb33]

I liv3 in Alabama.... We are not incest...

[Mishkola]

@dylanwebb33 of course not, in alabama its only incest if you have sex with your twin

[fluffypurplekitten]

@Mishkola but to have sex with your twin its called twincest, not incest

[ColonelKoopa]

If you hadn't made this song, we would never have had "IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!" from NCS

[happywolfgirl]

haha i live in Alabama .-.

[207madman]

The title is very decieving

[wishdragon123]

I live in alabama...all the stupid hicks with 11 toes are closing in on me...HELP!! (actually althoughj some of the populace are idiots,its not that bad...gets real hot in the summer...I'm moving to canada now bye!(I wish)

[xXxDlExXx]

@wishdragon123 havent you heard "canadian idiot" by weird al yankovic aswell? ;)

[wishdragon123]

@xXxDlExXx Yes i have...its quite funny....i still like american idiot better though!!!

[foreverhis1030]

Ugh, I hate Alabama's reputation xD

I'm moving!!

[adam3486]

@RAVENBEATSBOYFAN77 Hater.

[chuggacari]

IN THA BATHROOM!!!!!!!

[emstar42]

1 thing i don't understand, how can he sing if he knocked off his head (cause u can't live w/out a head so wouldn't he be dead?)

[kel17655]

@emstar42 the whole songs a joke :P doesn't have to be realistic

[cyberblood10]

@emstar42 It makes sense if you don't think about it.

[sims3girl2223]

@emstar42 it makes more sense if u dont think aboout it

[Cbluesrocker]

As soon as he said "Uhuh, extra cheese." He had me! HAHAHA

[TangerineWizard123]

lol

[gerraltofrivia]

um trapt song head strong bro

[DavidKingBadass]

2:06 Alabama is probably tired of all the incest jokes lol

[Lolmeimgood]

OMFG!!!

Stop using those irritating smileys, they're pretty annoying!!

[DoktorPaj]

¡31ɟ ʎɹʇ ¿uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ ɐuuɐʍ

[TheSingaporenRapper]

wtf is NintendoCapriSun

[FattyBehrX3]

Those faces are not necessary, they were annoying

[tsmariomax]

thumbs up if you watched thiss because of NintendoCapriSun

[adamquaker1]

i like him but not good enough

[TheMegamario101]

Nintendocaprisun

[TheMegamario101]

i watched this video because i wanted to know what song he was refrencing

[srivikram1]

I always burst out laughing whenever he says extra cheese.

[dudevspig]

what song is he making fun of

[N3CR1S]

@dudevspig That is some mighty big rock you have there...

[GrembliZ]

Thumbs up if you think Weird Al and NintendoCapriSun are both awesome.

[blabberdog94]

In the bathroom!

[dragonshot62]

LOL that made me laugh so bad i almost got constipated O_O!

[Netherarrow]

If shes your second cousion everythings good o.o

[sims3girl2223]

@Netherarrow it has to be your third cousin

[Secretliferox1234]

i remember hearing this on the radio like five years ago on the radio and we were laughing so hard my mom had to pull over

[MathiasDSmith]

whoa he cant yodel anymore? that really sucks.

[HancockHottie]

When he was talking about him and cousin it seemed like they love each other and it makes me feel like i will never see my boyfriend Caleb Zacharias again because we live 3 hours away and he does not have phone or a compputer or tv or nothing

[SolidVortex]

Huh? NintendoCapriSun had something to do with this song? What did he do?

[inspektah3]

@SolidVortex

He sometimes says the 'In the bathroom' Line of the song.

[XwhatshernameXx]

I just love the random faces in the video :D

[SoCalLocsta]

@XwhatshernameXx In ye drawers ye dump

[Sonicdafan1]

Is sing the chrous to this song when I eat pizza.

[Nabz239pinkluva]

how cum he stole Avril Lavigne's song ? O.O ~`

[johnmilo117]

@Nabz239pinkluva He didn't steal it....

He just made a different version of it.

[Nabz239pinkluva]

@johnmilo117 ohh okay, lol nevermind then :)

[SoCalLocsta]

@Nabz239pinkluva in ye drawerz ye dump

[bromixsr]

@Nabz239pinkluva Because it sucked. Wierd AL has a tendacy to take songs that suck and working with them. And just for the record, know what you are talking about before you speak your opinion, you won't look as intellectually challenged but he (almost) always gets permission from the artist before parodying their song; therefore it can't be theft.

[iswimbackstroke1]

@bromixsr dude chill out, he didnt mean to

[krypton189]

where the hell is NintendoCapriSun????

[johnmilo117]

2:12 mistake: You have two big comas and one little one.

2:26 mistake: "Maybe" has a capital M.

XD

[zombiebastered935]

@johnmilo117 grammer nazi :p

[johnmilo117]

@zombiebastered935 Well.... maybe, yeah. But then again he did say he fixed all the mistakes :p

[HoJoFoSho11]

I came here from a Tvtropes page

[JetBoi954]

Thumbs up if u looked up NintendoCapriSun from reading the top comments

[koal105]

I actually perfer this then the original

[DarkElfDiva]

What the hell is nintendocaprisun?

[awsemonyiactric]

I know this song by heart uh huh xtra cheese uh huh save a piece for me my mom listened to this and she lhao and got out of constipation

[awsemonyiactric]

I love wierd al yankovich u sob keep it up

[souleaterxstein]

Thumbs Up If Your Teacher Played THis Song Cuz Your Learning About Cheese In Science xD i love my school

[TheMonsterOfTheDeep]

Who the fuck is NintendoCapriSun!?

[ZZLordLiamZZ]

@TheMonsterOfTheDeep he is an lper (walkthroughs of video games)

[ThePsychoToaster]

To*

[backyardbaseball2]

How the hell do you not know who your cousins are.

[BlindedBlackSoul]

Listening to this song makes me constipated... Oh no, HMMMMMMMMMMM OMG the pain HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM come on!!!

[Pyrfalcon]

Still a lot of errors in the lyrics. :(

[TitanicMasta]

I was looking up 'ebay' by wierd al, and this came up on the suggestions...

[Wildcat425B]

@TitanicMasta Aren't you glad? :D

[dannyrenee08]

Oh this is just gross -.- Lmaoo

[thegreatlegend98]

oh my hahahaha this is funny.

[JuicyBlankets]

I just went to your consert in houston ur so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[masterofgames12345]

Dateing your cousin that you didn't even know that WAS your cousin?

f***ING AWESOME

[gameaddict51]

This is funny. But I can't believe people think this is better than the original. But they don't think perform this way or tmz are better than their originals.

[Thatkid12321]

IN THE BATHROOM

[steelplated69]

CREEP ASS!!! HE KNEW I SUNG THIS SONG!!!!! lmao. ;}

[demonhunter28823]

ehehehehehehe.................­...... yadal

[DeepInMusic123]

if anyone has been watching Torchwood at the moment this could of actually happened to someone. lol

[dogzrule4every1]

@DeepInMusic123 true lol

[lolz123678]

You guys do know that this song is called "A Complicated Song" and not Constipated, right...?

[andoykids]

@lolz123678 Constipaded is a better title anyway

[TheRealMGracie]

@lolz123678 no its complicated dumbass

[TheRealMGracie]

lol jk

[steelers742]

hoiw was i supposed to know we were both related

[pinkhottie4427]

14 people are constipated

[freakyandsqueaky]

this is awesome

[billytallent1301]

what happened to "extra cheese"?

[shinydino]

LOL



[skyrules177]

OMG I REMEMBER THIS SONG FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE. Hehe...

[SasquatchLegend]

Who the hell is NintendoCapriSun?... just listen to this tragic song lol

[somedudewithahoodie]

@SasquatchLegend HAHAHAHA GO LISTEN TO BEIBER YOU FAG> :)

[SasquatchLegend]

@somedudewithahoodie what's with the faggish rage?...

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@SasquatchLegend trollin

[SasquatchLegend]

@hungryhungrymetroid 'n lollin'

[MrLuigibrosds]

thumbs up if this brought u to nintendocaprisun

[carlycartershow]

that song is awesome

[xtremejohnny69]

Thumbs up if you looked up this song cause you like weird al and not cause of NintendoCapriSun.

[hungryhungrymetroid]

@xtremejohnny69 I like both, so....

[Willagrace123]

@xtremejohnny69 what's nintendo caprisun? xD

[dyskorox]

The actual title of this song is A Complicated Song

[KittyCat1320]

@dyskorox I know :) [ or WE know :-) ]

[shockers700]

2:15, theres two bigg coma's and 1 small one.. XD

[bananabread1231]

fukin really :D



[FartBrosStudios]

this song is full of FMLs

[narutomoo68]

awesome trapt headstrong not linkin park headstrong i like linkin park but i dont like thier version of headstrong

[Caroot13Shoutout]

Hahahahahaha!!!

[TheAmazingZdog]

0:56 ya know IN THE BATHROOM (counter dings)