how to speak black

[313khari]

let me pull up to that bumper and smack that monkey lmao lmao lmao lmao

[1quick4u]

Lol Im black and I find this funny lol

[WarWagon683]

nigga voice : WHAT UP DOG ?! ahahaha xD

[port139ismine]

niggers

[lozlozlozzy2]

your mental why would post this video :/

[CruzPearson]

@lozlozlozzy2 Cuz its funny as hell



[heruvimul]

you don`t have it .. thanks anyway has a fkin awesome translation =))

[slackrjakk]

just remember... it was the black man who 'sold' his own black people, to the white man.....AND... it was a WHITE man who ended slavery........

[baloch150]

what if Obama starts talking that language wow man it'll be fun ...lolzzzz

[805mastermind]

drop those shoes before i blast you mothaf***

[MORDECAIDIVINE]

All white people are imbred,incest,necrophiliac loving pedophiles. If this world were free of whites we wouldn't have to burn in a pit of fire thanks to the great ole mighty white man. Why is it that catholic churches are full of old white pedophiles? Did you know the first person to have aids was a white man? Did you know the city god destroyed in the biblical days because of the homosexual activity were all white men? Did you know whites are child killers? The more you know.

[tundrafrog1124]

@MORDECAIDIVINE DAMN Racist, homophobic, Predjuce, and offensive. On behalf of the internet please think before you type.

[MissPompousTwat]

@MORDECAIDIVINE

Here's some more astounding facts. Did you know all white people are satanists? Did you know they not only kill children, but then sell them to 3 star restaurants where their flesh is considered a delicacy? Did you know they force their own grand parents into prostitution? I wish it wasn't true, but it is.

[mastercheifbuster]

@MORDECAIDIVINE not all whites, and so wat if u burn in a pit of fire? it looks like u came out that pit half done.and catholics r stupid.more niggers hav aids. there were also dominately white men in the bible days(wish it was like that now).blacks kill kids to. the more you s.t.f.u.

[MrDiggertron5000]

@rSxWillyG No....no he doesnt.

[iDaichan]

I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING

BUT OMG LOL

[mrzjollyrancha]

Well This ISS Racist Im Black And Idont Speak That Wayy What Some One Said Lets fIGURE How Many Colors Whie People Can Turn:) But Im Not Racist ..tHTZ sOME sOMEE Whites Can Soak Tht Way Soo Yeaa

[ali01202]

i speak like that motherfuckers

[TrippyTheShroom]

I speak jive!

[MsYummyskittles]

hahahahahahha XD

[Kingmen1421]

Kill these illeterate blk ppl.

[justin12345813]

So racist.

[lampacafe]

LMFAO!!!!

[UhmBrock]

XDD I was just laughing a little bit, and I went to take a drink, then I hear "Drop them Nikes off yo ass before I blast you MotherF***er!" And I sprayed Dr.Pepper everywhere. XD

[lokodominiking]

You dont have it thanks anyways ..... FUCK YOu

[cocopelad]

DROP THEM NICKIIES OFF YO ASS BEFORE I BLAST YOU MOTHERFU%&$#

[Ievutea456]

it sound like cowboy :D

[AngelishAfyX]

LMFAO

[issabella1117]

i didnt know black was a language

[445happy]

@issabella1117 ya its blackanese :D

[shmuli9]

@issabella1117 Heh... it isn't... But black AMERICANS (especially low-class people, which doesn't have anything to do with money, and trash comes in ALL colors), often DO talk like this... and other people attempt to copy it (and usually don't get it right).

[alex39088]

the first is when they get food stamps haha lol

[michaeljackson726]

ahahahhaa!!! "ILL HIT U BAC ON DA FIRST"

[soterios11]

f*ck you!

[ariessflare]

What an awesome display of language skills.You have my respect.

[SNAZZYGOLDFISHES]

Sounds like eddy Murphy

[xxdragonxxdudexx]

@SNAZZYGOLDFISHES haha it does

[mohandas22]

@SNAZZYGOLDFISHES more like chris rock :)

[Countryboy2555]

This shits funny

[TheVerySpecialThommy]

how to speak nigger?

[Anderances136]

@TheVerySpecialThommy Stay Classy Youtube.

[diamondcutterandf598]

youz a fine motherfucker

[sumguy4567]

ya and im a redneck got a black wife so you got that wrong too

[RyanLikesAmp]

@sumguy4567 its a joke

[332redneck]

@sumguy4567 i bet you dont bring her around yer friends do ya closet nigger

[Saturation1995]

@sumguy4567 How do you own a computer.

[hack3rpk3r]

@sumguy4567 Obv you watched this vid first

[sumguy4567]

that wasnt even funny and it was racist how is this necessary

[glumxmaster]

@sumguy4567 its not racist, tis funny DAWG

[imani38]

It's a shame that videos like this are on Youtube because everyone knows that there is going to be all kinds of rascist comments.

[Scratchyjam]

WHAAT UPPPP DAWGGGG

[Skateboarde1379]

I felt like sumthing was gonna scare the shit out of me

[nomadnametab]

RIP Barbara Billingsley.

[princedarienlover]

you don't have it? FUCK YOU!

[Boynky]

You don't have it? thanks anyway.

Translation: "Fuck you!"

[Romaniandick1994]

I love the niggas

[brothers0fwar]

out of these 106 comments half were all rednecks or racism from a person, check the comments. i mean its understandible that hatrid is a born thing in person or animal but racism is tought by elders or friends. i mean racism is retarted but for people to understand that most of todays racism is from whites and blacks not against jews or chinese, korean? why is this so why can americans get along with chinese people and not get along with blacks its retarted. don't get me wrong i like blacks!

[bswert]

@brothers0fwar

It's spelled "retarded."

And why are you going so quick to calling rednecks racists? I'm a redneck and haven't got the slightest problem with blacks.

[brothers0fwar]

@bswert good for you unless you've been under a rock for the past 100 yrs or something or more you would notice that rednecks hate blacks.

[soapyman100]

9 dislike were niggers

[tallballer54]

some niggers never die they just smell that way

[thegreenghost1000]

@tallballer54 some honkeys never die they just smell that way

[tallballer54]

@thegreenghost1000 great come back, typical nigger for yah, just to say what i white person said. go get hung from a wire stupid nigger.

[992bm]

hang em niggers

[Rockstaaraddict]

I admire your fashionable running shoes ; Drop them nikes of your ass before i blast you motherfucker ! :) crack up.. love this

[Tinkbubi7]

Ha ya no thx i lyk being white n not bein a nigga.

[creekrocker]

NIGGERS EAT PIE

[chevynova7177]

LMAO!!

[leanne22080508]

@mikejson

What do you mean by that stupid fucking comment??

[jayfatha]

this sure has cooked up some pretty racist responses... lol

[KollegeGirl13]

@e081194eng 1stly stop using the N-word. 2ndly most black do not end up in prison. We go to college and me make decent lives for ourselves. Look at how ignorant your comment was. You comment reminds me when I have children to teach them to be strong, to educate themselves, and to stay way away from trash like you.

[lunio001]

you dont have it ? tahnk you anyway.... F*** YOU

[61804shill]

jus sotp dis sheet afoe I bus a cap in yo azz, muh fukka!

[eatmytool1]

@61804shill ........nigger... -_-

[mikejson]

know i like black people i think every body should own one

[thehunter006]

lol

[pigpig278]

WUT UP DAWG.

[SgtSlaughter94larry]

Why talk like you're illiterate..?

[vpollockv]

ok im gonna go talk like this to my nigga friends now.. nigga

[Ryan62095]

niggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr­rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­sssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TMNtitons]

nigga!

[chrom3shorts]

u dont have it thanks anyway F**K you

[bowlingforchuck]

@Absexton69 fuck your bitch ass.

[sssdddbbb1]

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK U

IMMA BLAST U MOTHA FUCKA

[ryan50ryan]

lmao!

[coolbeans1316]

you dont have it? thanks anyways. FUUUUCKK YOUUUU!

[shootthekitty]

i admire your fashionable running shoes

Drop them Nikes off your ass before i blast you mutha f*cka!

[dilauroj94]

i believe this was from chapelle's show

[jbrumundsmith]

I heard this like 15 years ago. Still pretty funny.

[allater3]

"You don't have it? Thanks anyway." translation: F**k you!

[oscarfishlover01]

lol thats so true

[airfresno]

This isn't any worse than some redneck speech I've heard lately, ignorant is ignorant no matter what the color. The only bad thing is when a black person is a racist it's considered Racial Pride, but when a white person is he's just a racist.

[jason4852]

whoa whoa whao so your saying if a black guy calls another black guy a nigga its ok...BUT when a white guy calls a black guy a nigga is racest?

STFU DOUG.

[Hubertification]

Hello friend...

WHADDUP DAWG!! :')

[WJKPrimsy]

inaccurate.

[knuckledragger05]

Good thing I wear Rockey Boots not nikes

[jay6550]

@NTMCG dont be racist

[tc030564]

you no what im white as white can be, but i will always belive in good and bad in all races creeds and colours, my best mate who i went to school with and grew up with is black and im right now picking him up of the floor he is laughing fit to bust as hes hes wife who is white this is fantastic this and shows that we can laugh at ourselves and eachother without tacking offence. fantastic.

[RomulusvsRemus]

wack

[mutiny6661]

Bump that. i aint bullshittin on front street no more

[supermonk3y07]

I have never met a black person that does not speak like this.

[WJKPrimsy]

@supermonk3y07 i guess you dont know to many black people then, eith that or you just admitted that you live in a shitty part of town that only uneducated black people live in. FAIL.

[gwkill]

@WJKPrimsy they make educated black people

[shenequa091]

you know what...im black and this is funny as hell!

[mrwentos]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[PlasticPyroPirate]

ROFL

Before: "You don't have it? Thanks anyway."

Black: "**** you!"

After: "**** you."

Hilarious!

[zcombs15]

god i hate the majority of black people XD

[CRAZYMANFROMTYTY88]

im not as white mutherf@cker

[ElCrazyNacho]

Mother fu@$#r that Sh*t was crazy!!!! Give me yo Nike's

[daremetv1]

Avalable in a hood near you

[1000FeatheredOwl]

if it hadn't been stolen yet.

[daremetv1]

lol

[ChrisSimply]

fucking awesome!

[RIPiFHNix]

im black and i was fucking losing it 2 dis vid keep making more

[darkangel361993]

that was funny as hell

[ZoltanoCortez]

they got a video that teaches us to speak asian? o.O

[oromaaka3]

google learn chinese in 10 minutes

[situlo]

man it aint racist, its just comedy losen up a bit

[27bconwell]

Your both right it is racist and funny... still wrong but funny

[mauhernandezl]

roflmfao!!!

[chaosbringer127]

who wants to speak nyukka neway

[pdsmith11803]

@jackprince1983 Just like Chris Rock, Bernie Mack and most other black comedians! You mean it works the same both ways? Lets put up that all white college now!

[guns2661]

ROFL HOLY SHIT this is funny

[racistrebel1]

i cant understand one thing that nigger says, good thing we got a white person talking

[chickmonkey9]

what the fuck this is like putey tang

[thewhitekid12]

Sheer gangsterness homie g dog

[riptide456]

It's sad cause 70% of that is actually accurate. The only part they really messed up on was that they say waddup nigga not dawg. They probably just afraid to say nigga.

[jesse420hoss]

Let me pull up 2 dat bumpa an smack dat monkey

[shitfacedrunkguy]

damn yall really helped me out.....oh shit hold on damnnn!!! my brother this crazy ass white boy done fuked up!

[SW4669]

More Stupid Nigger shit! Get a Dictionary Homies!

[lane123t9]

so funny lol

[NickyBear555]

Lmfao Classic

[countryboy2525]

what the fuck

[MiffyMoodles]

Hahaha :)

[shellback1970]

"Drop those nikes off your ass before I blast you mother fucker." hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[HpplyEvrAftr7]

funnyfunnyfunny.

[Cade1322]

Yay! I can SPEAK!

Damn bitch, you are a fiiine teach, yo!

[Vanlou25]

XD XD XD XD XD XD

[BobSwagger65]

now i know how to speak nigger! yeah!

[sublimeade]

this is censored.

[whyaretherenoneleft]

I think Tim Westwood took this course.

[zZbOyBaDZz]

XD damn hillarious

[imoanxnaomi]

Smack That Monhey ass xD

Loveee it

:L:L

[gokunigga]

gangsta shit

[RikkuFan001]

LMAO messed up but so funny xD

[CanadaKill]

haha funny!

[majmop]

omg this is fucking awsome

[dragonlancefire]

I can't stop laughing so funny

[jonybrosu]

damm us a fine mother fu*^&r

[sieroeth]

Drop them Nikes off your ass before I blast you motherf*cker!

the best.

[tarais18]

daaam bitch - you stupid fly! lemme pull up dat bumper and smack dat monkey ;)

lol cracks me up every time

[python12279]

lol

[evan2t7]

lmao my mateon rs toldme bout this

[koskiloskaz]

lmfao.

[negrochips]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!5/5

[travis1217]

hilarious