Keynote - Bill Gates' Last Day - January 6, 2008

[khezr]

The best part was gym part (Am I ready to take off my shirt?) and then movie (Bill something that money cannot buy) LOLLL

[RussianRoot]

Mr Bill Gates=)))) Hahah

He called Billy as Bill Gates=))))))

[nishkarshkankaria]

awesome cast!

[crazyim5]

Bill Gates is so cool

[Angellicationify]

Bill Gates, Oprah, and Soros are part of the Good Club wanting to cap world’s population at 8.5 Billion.

John Holdren is Obama's appointed Science Czar. Like all Czars, they were not approved by the Senate, which is unconstitutional. He advocated in his book "Ecoscience", sterilization of the human population by adding a sterilization drug to the food and water supply and the government taking babies away from single mom's. GOOGLE “zombietime john holdren” and click on link.

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Allen West 2012

[1337Boredness]

i love u bill gates

[1tephania]

Bill Gates is an angel compared to Steve Jobs. Remember how Paul Allen was treated by Gates, and how Wozniak was treated by Jobs.

[electronicchronic]

MR.Nibble r= FTW

[Nita3541]

OMG IT WORKS!!

[westcoast37]

Bill Gates makes

7.8 Billion/year = $147 million/week = $21 million/day = $875k/hr. = $14.5k/minute = $441.66/second

In the time it took me to figure this out, Microsoft gained value by $13,249.80

[goford90]

bill gates please come back to microsoft.

[DyingFetus408]

lol that video was awesome, but I dunno about auditioning for U2 that guitar hero solo he played whooped the edge's ass...

[virtuous8]

lol. the bench press got no weighs!

[devchonka18]

this is so funny :D i wonder how much he paid all those famous ppl

[twonastyone]

Jonathan Spellman Born in N.Y. raise in Norfolk VA. where kinetic energy come out of street light poles.

[ubuntu704feistyfawn]

bill gates is a gentle man, i will never forget his 90s'!

[hitokyry2]

its the first time that this guy make me laft

[macbookpromaniac]

whos that guy at 5 17?

[CuzIamAzn]

Jon Stewart, Daily Show: Comedy Central

[TheSFrontGuy]

You lucky S.O.B you get to be with J-Z and OBAMA! I HATE YOU! Lmao just kiddin but seriously if the ps4 sucks now that your gone i'd b pretty mad.

[daivuk]

wow he paid all those people, he is so rich :|

[jerin123456]

thats when my birthday was

[cbluvsedith]

actually... he does. his company donated money to the people that suffered a major disaster. they care for the african people that are suffering with AIDS. unlike apple, they just... kept doing there own thing, you know... releasing new products and not donating money to 3rd-world countries.

[LightBrand]

Simply refined.

I don't know why so many people dislike Mr. Gates.

He is a remarkable man. My role model forever.

[kcuskcid0]

@LightBrand my penis is refined, can you suck it please =) much appreciated

[Aqwert76]

2:30 the best

[GaaraKun35]

aww...i can't imagine Microsoft without Billy G... :(

..hope u get to be in a real movie,;D

[megaprime131]

no no no bill don't

[mattiasmoller]

What! who Is taking over?

That sucks. Come back Bill.

[tikkeltje]

rofl

[TehNetherlands]

'He's worked pretty hard, saved a little bit..' Yeah, only about $50 billion.

[mcpresso]

Haha Billie!!! Seems like you got your scar removed, remember senior years bro, quarter back. Fuck you right up, who would of though, well i too would get that scar removed too if i had the cash

[titandown]

???

[upsilondynamics]

No offense but you are an ignorant fool. Bill Gates is successful because he worked hard in his industry, pioneered the software industry and as a residual effect made a good profit from it. I highly respect this man.

[Terfen]

plus without him some ppl in here couldn't even post some comments... so respect him!!

[bahramOG]

BILL GATES PAID ALOT OF MONEY TO ALL THOSE IMPORTANT PEOPLE LIKE JAY- Z U2 etc..

[bahramOG]

and also he paid BARACK OBAMA HILARY CLINTON >...

[FrostGibbon]

yeah but he still has a crap load more

[gregofeight]

Is that guy that's on after JayZ Axl Rose from Guns n Roses?

[tjcrnj]

he didnt left he is justnot gonna be there every day hs still the OWNER/CEO

[grazon]

lol

[ankush129]

nice one

[Bluk0]

haha awesome lol

[LesPaul2006]

Funny expensive video from nerd who is 90 billion worth. Cool.

[supernadiaa]

niceeeee

[leahdzon]

the best

[Excaly]

so hilarious

[fyren841]

"Big Pimpin'"

Hova says " you killed it Billie G"

[PeterZeeke]

If you're in this video you're top of your game. Unless your names Bono, then you're just lucky

[ZzdeathangelzZ]

That was awesome! I feels so bill gates!

[ZzdeathangelzZ]

I meant 'it feels so bill gates'

[jedaqia]

Remind me of the last day of Bill Clinton. I'm goin to call my kids Bill.

[onlydragon]

me is a big fan of bill gate

[drboose]

fu-fu-futureshop!

[Tophet7]

I loved it. It showed Bill Gates is as human as the rest of us, even when presented humorously.

[kcuskcid0]

@Tophet7 psht coz he acts well?

[TheAwesomeCj]

Just think HI.. HI.. Lololol.

Thanks for sharing.

-Cj

[fire1202]

LMAO! I really that part with the Wolverine spoof and Obama asking him if he was the Bill on Star Trek. BTW, does he really drive a Ford Focus? I mean... He has like $60,000,000,000 and he could have bought at least something nicer like a Toyota Camry or a BMW 320i even if was budget conscious. He donated $25 billion to charity and he can't even buy a sexier car?

Oh yeah, Bill should work for MadTV or SNL if he gets bored. I'd love to see him portray other famous people like *StevecoughJobs*.

[imanerd36]

He has many different garage, so many he had a garage built for them when he was having his home built. I sure this is one of his many.

[cheekytintin2]

lol

[drzfynest65]

Bill- Dude...Wasn't that the craziest riff you've ever heard?!

Bono- Oh, for fuck-sake.

hahahahaha XD

[casilla303]

well...

I'm a Taiwanese, and I don't know him, but I knew his achievement since I was a child.

I just want to said that this is a really good way for his retirement

[daniel1lee1ester]

Hilarious, I chuckled all the way threw and I'm not easily amused.

[ispeedonthe405]

This is actually pretty funny. Never let it be said that they don't have a sense of humor up in Redmond.

[osupbad]

Vista is actually Ballmer's version of Punk'd.

[Nida081]

we dont use the linux ;) ı love bill

[Alex13N]

hahaha xD Hilarious xD

[cronoskronos]

There are many acquaintances/former friends/colleagues of his that have said he was rude and ruthless in the workplace. Not to mention his well-recorded "legal" theft of Apple software and his violation of the Sherman Antitrust Act by making Microsoft a monopoly in the US and EU. Drawing from that I would say most of that smiley, comical Bill Gates that we see so often is largely a front.

[ispeedonthe405]

You mean Xerox's software that Apple borrowed first, of course. Because you'd have to be chronically uninformed to attribute that GUI to Apple instead of the people who invented it. I mean, that would make you look like a random internet parrot who has less than 1/10the of a clue on the subject and is just repeating what someone else told him once. You don't want to be that guy, do you? Nah.

[boydism08]

Really inspiring. Major influence

Thanks so much.

[alakasamsmart]

"No it's not an INCONVENIENT time.." Lol, Bill Gate did a great joke on Al Gore.

[Postie1]

Hmmm...I met Bill Gates in LA about six years ago. He talked to me and my then 12 year old Son, well, mostly to my Son, for about five minutes about computer gaming. I thought he was a bit shy, and nerdy, but he was friendly. At least he looked me in the eye and shook my hand.

[JulezNothing1985]

This video cost more to make than I will make in my entire life.

[linuxguru1968]

Thanks for wrecking my career, Bill. May God reward you future generations likewise.

[kwkcardinal]

incredibly lame. he's smart, he's rich, but he ain't funny.

[tore28]

Hey I got a good idea! Why don't Bill apply for a job at Apple? He could be the personal secretary of the CEO!

[appledabest76]

no dont u get it if bill gates works with apple, the macintosh will be like the windows and you will see a blue screen of death on a mac

[all1357]

people allready have

[Picuz]

wooooo!!! thanks pal, but I´d rather look for billyidiot a more interesting job: Learn how to really create things. Not only buy them and destroy them as he has done for years.

A job at Apple! L O L

[Ali3nSt0rm]

they also buy things and not invent it theirselves. Apple bought the interface (GUI) and then bought the company, so yeah, apple is NOT better than Microsoft, in whatever way you look at it.

[cbluvsedith]

mmm... Apple did the same crap as Microsoft did. Apple didn't created multi-touch for the iPhone. Apple aquired a company that created multi-touch screens and pads for devices. That company were developing that technology first than Apple! Apple bought the GUI from Xerox. Xerox was first than Apple.

[fourokattos]

"No,...it's not an ...INCONVENIENT time"

totally great!!

[theRixen]

He would make an awesome actor. Bill Gates & Jon Heder sounds like a dream team to me ;~)

[DJSAustin]

OK, let met see if I got this right ...

"Pimpin' with Billy G?"

Is that right? Consider this ...

Pimp (noun): "A man who solicits clients for a prostitute."

Pimp (verb): "To work as a pimp."

So ... uh ... (ahem) ... Is Bill saying that his new aspiration ... is to join with the X-rated rappers and, uh ... make some quick bucks on the street corner? Wha?

Am I missing something here? If so ... what does "pimpin'" mean to you?

[trinigangsta69]

he's jus showin a sense of humour as we all see him as a geek

[jwb1969]

he obviously doesn't realize this is a joke. This person also probably refers to soap opera stars by their stage names...

[OkeyPlus]

What are X-rated rappers? Is there a video of Jay with Beyonce out there?

[dontstandsoclose]

Funny,I didn't know he had a sense of humour!

[semiflex]

i bet he got this idea frm the comic relief video with gervais and merchent. bono is also in that video

[jayrednet]

I met him this morning and he played this video!!!

he is really cool.

[domaninames]

who did you meet? Bill Gates?

[jayrednet]

Oh yeah the legend himself.

he visited the University of Texas at Austin last Wednesday. and he met student from the college of electrical and computer engineering and computer sciences.

I was one of them :)

[azhar4gmail]

damn lucky uu! xD

[0501701]

SEXY MAN

[0501701]

HE IS HOT, DISPITE HIS SLIM BODY

[PiotrTarasov]

kill it Billy G :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[PiotrTarasov]

NeVeR dOuBt ThE MaGiC oF SoFtwaRe (((:

starastnij marazm

[elwatto123]

pure cheese

[jojoramone1234]

BIIIG PIMPIN

I'M BILL G:

:D:D:D

[JullzY]

I neaver liked Apple

:l

Wired

[ChristopherLucky]

I never liked grape. Oh wait you mean the computer company. They are alright in my opinion

[asianseoul]

"No, the other Bill!"

"You mean, Bill Clinton?"

AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!

[PiotrTarasov]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[PiotrTarasov]

Bill Gates has a big heart.

[JullzY]

Are you on Drugs????

[peileil]

gates is a genius

[sth128]

Money can buy everything it seems...

[d4rkw4rch3r]

I prefer my little Winux!

[federriko]

can money buy me some "coolness"... NOT!

[imtonasty]

no but intelegense can

[deletesystem32]

intelligence? you must mean

[eddielung31]

made a fortunate bet on DOS, and he becomes the world's richest guy

[imtonasty]

he is like 4 times richer than any guy at the planet

[MrSosa]

no he's not.. i a few months Carlos Slim Helu will be the richest man in the world.. He recently added $23 billion to his fortune in a period of 14 months.. he is currently worth $53 billion .. Bill Gates is worth $56 billion ..

[dk206]

rofl god bless him

hope he helps more people in need

around the globe

:D

[cloudstrife1288]

i don't mean to boast or anything, but I am the first guy to reply to your comment by calling you a douche bag..

[PenaltyKillah]

Just doing a little promotion. What needs to be done has to be done. I admit, I don't have the nice pre-footage of the other two videos, but at least it's a fresh clean footage with minimal laughter.

[yashdaddy]

I'm sure Bill Gates drives a Cobalt :)

[MisiekRangerPL]

crap... ;)

[EgonBlast]

too sad that steve jobs didnt show up :D

that would have thrown me out of my chair! :D

[APblythe]

i agree, he should have applied for a job at apple... lol

[rudevandal]

steve: hello pc...

bill: hello mac...

*both glare*

[gotkyleh]

You know both Steve and Bill are close friends.

[oliveover]

that was pro.

[hilariousness16]

where is bill gates right now

[CabbageMonger1337]

Wow, he really must not be that smart... trying to get Political advice from Hilary.. and Obama?!

[jugalator]

He works with his hands like Mr Burns.

Maybe not such a big surprise. ;-)

[ALJazeeraUSACable]

wow..Bill Gate is a simple man

[joeyboyvhong09]

wow i RESPECT MR.BILL GATES.

[mohsik]

who is that dude at 06:40 min??

[kr3ml]

al gore

[GideNS0]

That`s why he said "It`s not my inconvenience time" ~ so funny ^^

[msrx3xz1]

he really is a legend

[nicknizzle25]

wow....i gotta say...this was generally hilarious. what a pleasant surprise

[zodiuss]

does he look on purpose like a nerd?

[szirn]

sayonara

[Cheezeheadraver]

Goodbye, sweet prince... i mean king.

[jamaylott]

legendary

[kr3ml]

hhehe, some of bill's acting was pretty darn good I have to say

[electrifizzle]

Bill Gates - Legend

[Lucas76020]

I hate bill gates

[cwscpa]

Excellent video from a wonderful, intelligent and generous man. He MADE the Northwest with his contribution to the economy. Thanks, Bill!!!

[lolfridge]

hes worth over 20 billion

[INTELCRAZY]

No Net worth = Almost 60 Bil

[PHDHolder]

He became the richest guy on this planet in 20 years!20 years, only. He is the reason why i became a IT people. Bill gate, we will miss u.

[Cryogenic1981]

Bill working out...that one cracked me out

[Lightning523]

There's something 'interesting' in the video. Go to exactly 2:50 into the video, when Bill is singing and the dude in the black shirt interrupts him. Wait for the camera to switch on the dude in the black shirt. While he's talking, look behind him, at the computer located below his chin. This might only be my imagination running wild, or my Apple addiction causing a hallucination, but doesn't that look like the "Flurry" screen saver that comes with OS X..?

Funny huh?

[wilsonacerSC]

dude in black shirt= rapper Jay-Z

[MavDude]

Looks like the "Mystify Your Mind" screen saver on Windows to me.

[Lightning523]

of.. sorry then... I'm a Mac guy... Didn't know there was a something similar for Windows :P

[xcitindesigns]

It's a Mac - it's a Cinema Display. Though it shouldn't surprise anyone about OS X's position in audio creation.

[arulprasad]

Most Studio environments use audio software, that run on Mac OSX. I don't think Bill Gates would been bothered abt that machine being there :P

[TamaSlamma]

I don't think he wants to be cooler than Steve Jobs. He's obviously laughing at himself.

[Boozedog]

i know right? what a loser. what kind of idiot gives hundreds of millions of dollars every year to various charities anyway? Jobs is soooooo cool, pompous assholes ftw!

[gmitsu]

ok, was a joke.I didn´t explain it.Sorry...

[eh0jlx]

Was he driving a Kia Rio??

[swm1969]

Great Video! Never thought Bill G. could ever laugh about himself.

[gmitsu]

He wanna be cooler than Steve Jobs, but he can´t

[RogerZJ]

Awesome video!!!

That´s how a creative and successful man ends his carrer.

[xXCheung]

lol

[tinkerbell1800]

obama was hilarious

[hmalhi93]

goerge cloney effing rocks

[giannisfs]

What a strange video.......

[elaseeu]

You can hate or love his products, but probably you use more than one of that products every day. A man who will give so much money to carity is an example for the all world. I would to be proud if i could work for him. I just really admire this guy.

[tibmin]

dido

[otm831]

Why are people hating him.

I mean alrite he's very rich, and he runs a company that some people don't like..

However, He gives millions to charity, He's gonna give 99.9% (or something like that)to charity, He's doing things that other millionairs are not doing like Donald Trump or Sir Alan Sugar.

so instead of hating him give the Guy slack hes doing probly more than you will ever do for charity and hes still got years left.

[mamacal123]

i don't think people hate him..so many young have tried to earn as he has.he has inspired others but for the wrong reasons..for greed and gain ..I would respect him more to see him in a real community of poverty..in their homes..helping them get a leg up..his money is soley a gift but holds no value without helping the individual life.

[mybestyears]

As I told in other comment, a lot of jealous people hate him, because his one of the greatest man of our time, he merges the simplicity with the wide, with the the big. He's doing today what I dream to do one day... Good luck Bill... yes, good luck! cause we all need more than money in this life.

[arunbit]

Not a fan of MS. But do respect this video and also the causes Bill supports.

Nice video.

[speedracer77]

With his kind of money, I would love to see him do something extraordinary to advance mankind, such as establish a colony on the moon, or cure some disease, or fully develop alternate energy sources.

[LunaLulz]

Are you kidding? He's already donated several billion dollars to good causes and now he's leaving Microsoft to work for his charitable foundation... what more is he meant to do?

[toolovesomeone]

i really like him to spend money for open source softwares b/c the people who are working on the open source projects are actually doing a very good job, maybe even better than the one that are labeled MS products.

[PiratesVersusNinjas]

lol what

[Rukahs84]

The only American I respect, a great leader. Could make and should make a great President one day..

[C5series]

I actually liked Bill this time jaja

[masaeurope]

man, been a convinced Mac-User since 1994 now. This is the first time Bill made me laugh. (He made me cry the rest of the time with products "w/o taste" [quote Steve Jobs]).

Admit, this was a funny movie.

[Michele20007]

I loved this as Bill Gates has always been able to poke fun at himself. When you see all the big stars that are also willing to make fun of him and themselves at the same time, it shows that he is one of the brightest STARS. The good that he and Melinda Gates are doing with their foundation is brilliant. More power to him and the best of luck too. Let's hope he is willing to produce more fun videos like this one in his New job.

Michele Saranovich

[kabmanKAB]

Bill, now that you're free...I need a sidekick. Come join me in the fight against litter, waste and ugliness. Your mission is clear.

[CTaran]

Haha, Bill has the Clapper!