Pasta Excellence

[austins830]

You can tell he's a pro chef by the way he says "Pasta."

[eggboy360]

p.s scrach that fathfully off. oops im not an evil prostitute

[eggboy360]

hey my videos will never be as good as yours but if you like roblox i have some awsome videos please check em out in your extra time

yours fathfully eggboy360

[sfeathe1]

0:38 oh shit! of corse it sux. its heinz. they are better off making condoments for fast food. they are not known for pasta.

[sipodge]

Am I the only person who thinks that good ol' Doc Ashens looks like Pitbull?

[voteforsocks45632]

I wonder if he ate the pasta after the video.

[wafle14]

Lmao

[BouncedmrHappy]

Best expression on the internet.

[06cdancer]

his house looks like it hasnt been decorated in 20 years

[youcantubeittoo]

salt salty too salty too much salt blimey these are salty

[metalbeak14]

the look on stuart's face is priceless

[Romfreak1]

I Mean 0:51

[Romfreak1]

Funny LOL

Link:

0:50

[Romfreak1]

Funny LOL!!!!!!!!!

Link:

0:50

[metalbeak14]

You always know how to make a good video, stuart.

[Myth1221]

That was amazing.

[SSAirsoftowns]

An Excellent Murder Charge

[mrghosty2010]

Where the HELL did you find that puppet?

[TheDevilbuster]

@mrghosty2010 Maybe he made it.

...Maybe...

[Zombieeatyounow]

an excellent hangover

[TheMrminimario]

Made by Chef Ecellence.

[Thefriendlybaron]

@TheMrminimario excellence you bloody baboon.

[TheMrminimario]

@Thefriendlybaron Shut the fucks up, Licenced by Chef Ecellence!

[Cooljay1991]

An excellent dog

[zzyxyz000062]

Fucking hilarious!!! HELP ME JESUS!!!

[Pleasepiememistress]

LMAO!

[BlackYankee1910]

An excellent house

[TheMoazeem]

Help me Jesus!!

[rainbowsnsheep]

Noone saw the resemblance to Swedish Chef? From the muppets?

[MrHotrod68]

I mean its made by heinz so how bad could it be

[rainbowsnsheep]

bork bork bork

[kongchho]

more chef excellence

[Muscleduck]

We need more chef excellence poundland food reviews!

[TangasaurusRex]

Make more Chef Excellence!!!!! Must have mooooore!!!

[an1man1ac54l1f3]

An Excellent Laughter Inducer!

[shade1232011]

Oh shit....

[Pine4pples]

the last bit just make you laugh out load "help me jesus" :P

[Libervurto]

Chef excellence was hilarious on QI :D

[meowandmeow]

@Libervurto omfg... what episode was he on for the love of god?!?!?! i need to know

[Libervurto]

@meowandmeow Ventriliquism.

[a47041]

HELP ME JESUS!

[wierdpoplol]

I taught my dog to attack things when I say Cheesey Poof Woof...

[asianpower3000]

press left and right together then up on ur keyboard to play snake on the screen XD ------------ -

[Gorath200]

Funny. Where have you bought this Puppet?^^

[RadonX9]

I had the same pasta this afternoon.....

[EddieCubillo]

@RadonX9 Whats it like?

[RadonX9]

@EddieCubillo 'An Excellent Meal'

[PerianArdocyl]

The guy who posed for the original Chef Excellence products could have never seen this coming... and it is excellent.

[1027554]

THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON YOUTUBE! My boss got pissed at me because I could not stop laughing even while being reprimanded about watching videos at work!

[CannyTails]

This should be on TV, instead of all the rubbish we get nowadays.

[atheos93]

His apartment is such a dump!

[deskpaperclips]

@atheos93 that's not very nice

[HotpointForever]

@RS250Squid I have the whole set! Mugs bowls everything!

[deskpaperclips]

0:54 HELP ME JESUS!!!

[hazworther]

I literally couldn't stop laughing at 'An Excellent Mauling'

I'm even laughing as I type this.

And i watched it 3 days ago!

[d1353lp0w3r]

is it very salty?

[imdrunkproductions]

18 people got mauled

[mafatu32]

To much excellence.

[Simowl]

My dog is called Oscar :D

[THENAMEISQUICKMAN]

"An Excellent Excuse To Be Rolling Around On The Floor At Work"

[TheWaffleman54]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOL!

[thedeano1811]

pause at 0:36 and look at his nostrils

[AzfarGamers90]

An Excellent Kill...

[Ju1i0o0]

i love this video XD

[GeneralSecura]

Oscar goes straight for the jugular!

[abc6832]

O SH*T xD

[AnAlbinoGoldfish]

Blimey these are salty.

[poochnhoney]

Oh we love you Oscar xxx

[RS250Squid]

Zomg, we have a plate with that pattern. Our own little bit of Ashensland in our home :-).

[SHiTJuFro743]

" I am too lazy and drunk " XD

[trunksss5]

An Excellent Video

[MADNIKstudios]

IF YOU ATTEMPT TO FOOL ASHENS

HE WILL ORDER OSCAR THE (fluffy but still intimidating)DEATH HOUND

TO RIP YOU

LIMB

FROM

LIMB

[mattwilhelm60]

normal day of the ashens

6:00- wake up, put on suit and tie

7:45- Walk to local pundland, buy out store

8:00- Return home, troll internet for several hours, eat sweets

2:05- Think about life until packages arrive from loyal viewers

6:30- Bust out video camera, make the world happy

[Lioyd1rving]

@mattwilhelm60 Stuart doesn't troll. Trolling is for faggots.

[mattwilhelm60]

@Lioyd1rving oh sweet irony.... (look at what your doing right now)

[Lioyd1rving]

@mattwilhelm60 Telling my opinion? Trolling amounts to being an obnoxious dickhole then patting yourself on the back for being SO EDGY and TEH CHESMASTAR when you get called out on it.

[TheOdysseyKid]

@mattwilhelm60 10:00 troll eBay for Pop Stations

[dantheiphoneman]

an excellent meal

[bobzilla009]

Chef Excellence! Call for Prophet Popoff! Give him 25 pounds and he will save you!!

[Muscleduck]

One of the best video's on all of Youtube.

[joshmanisdabomb]

review the pasta!

[TheOdysseyKid]

@joshmanisdabomb He did, look at the tags in this video

[PokemonDiamondUS]

cccaannttt bbbrrreeeaatthh toooo fuuuunnnnyyyy

[yofune99]

wait i has question, is that pasta even good?

[JimHeadshot]

@yofune99 It was to die for.

[win7sony]

@alex0paraskos grrrrrrrr iv never had that many thumbs up. i found ur new channel haha!

[nigahiga10able]

hi guys

[HomoNigger]

That is some awful decor you have going on sir. 

[Tenkagethewise]

how did you get oscor to kill the chef?

[Zudeare]

This is An Excellent Video.

[TheOdysseyKid]

I need to taste these pouches

[honey74428]

48,785 view

[honey74428]

they should make this the advert

[FullMetalAlcohol]

Funny how the pasta is the advert I just watched!!

[wedontknowone1]

Ha "I'm to lazy and drunk" haha I love ashens damnit!

[edaviescarr]

18 people got mauled

[WhiteN0iz]

@alex0paraskos Yeah I totally saw him in a store the other day.

[bassmajor]

Everyone, let me hear a "WLL" for the allmighty Chef Excellence! :D

[austins830]

@bassmajor WLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

[whaowman]

0:52

The wall on the left... What happened to it?

[Cpt50Caliber]

in all honesty i quite like heinz microwave pasta, only bad news i need about 5 packets to appease my appetite

[madcapoperator]

That looks like eating a donor kebab sober...the pasta i mean not chef excellence.

[MyMediaCentre]

When Chef Excellence says "Help Me Jesus!", his voice reminded me of the Team Fortress 2 Spy, don't you think?

[nmarangos]

i think this video should be on the regular channel; its the best one

[mike1015325]

Ahhh help me jesasus

[1smartidiot]

Would be better at the end if oscar started humping chef exelence.

[GaleoMagnus]

wow I have the same plates at home!

[ki6hqx]

OOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIT

[ZemplinTemplar]

Hurray for Oscar ! :-D

[Prestonpdawg]

Oscar, kill!

[colistro]

"oh shit" that made me crack up hahaha

[kongchho]

i love this chef!

[MrBrassBalls]

The way he says 'pasta' indicates he's classically trained in the culinary arts.

[TheStrongBadMan]

An excellent extra.

[tmsdonline]

It's evening, but when he gets mauled, it's daytime again :(

[drsamc2]

i couldnt stop laughing

[MaskOfInsane]

I can't help but feel a sitcom should be made with Ashens and his wacky roommates: Chef Excellence, Oscar, and Vinnie the Vole.

Spoilers: Vinne's character is killed off in the first season, on account of his actor wanting to branch off into different roles.

[NevermoresLostRaven]

@MaskOfInsane Don't forget Quincy the caterpillar who sings obscure Beatles songs!

[Digitbig]

@MaskOfInsane I would watch that religiously.

[1225Forrest]

please make more!

[One3teen]

I had the bass on my stero system turned all the way up..

'An Excellent Vibration'

[BlueBurryPimp]

something tells me ashens still cleaned the plate knowing full well on his budget he can't afford to breathe clean air.

[SevenForce1]

need to see more of this guy

[heyyferr]

I say this is fake because there wasnt any women in that kitchen

[mr4y]

Not sure if anyone noticed, but the scenes where ashens appear are nighttime, while the oscar parts are daytime.

[mr4y]

@mr4y If not, at least looks like it is.

[Brendan9895]

Bill Bailey had this puppet on QI, I felt compelled to watch this video. :P

[barnabypoet]

I'm sure I spotted Chef Excellence on Never Mind The Buzzcocks this week.

[AtomicScout]

Hey, ashens, be happy, atleast he wasn't giving you poundland Microwaveble Pizzas to eat.

[Blade8745]

Was the pasta

Too salty?

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHH

(read the tags btw)

[righteoushero]

ok...

[AzfarGamers90]

Suffocates him with Stay Fresh Body Bag..

[BurningPotatoFilms]

So that's why he left you to pursue a career in comedy with Bill Bailey.

[Pizzaguy100TV]

I tried the pasta pouches today. It's not that bad...

[Blade8745]

@Pizzaguy100TV Compare that to fresh cooked, and you'll see the difference.

[Eddyag]

I noticed chef excellence with bill bailey on QI he broke the buzzer with the puppet

[kinggamer35]

"I am too lazy and am drunk!" Join the club, mate!

[EVILC44]

This is by far one of the funniest videos i've seen in years! XD

Bravo, Ashens!

[Highstar25]

Chef Excellence was awesome in QI! we also got to meet P.C Excellence and Captain excellence.

[kiteciel]

Did anyone else see Chef Excellence along with Captain Excellence and Officer Excellence on QI?

[llpalm08]

Chef Excellence broke the buzzer casing on QI, lol

[alternativetraceur]

Qi should be renamed Quite Excellent, in honour of having Chef Excellence on.

[hypo12345678910]

NOOO HE SHOULD OF MADE THE POUNDLAND SHIT PIZZA!

[Polyfusia]

After biting chef excellence, the dog got "An Excellent Contraction Of The AIDS Virus".

[MishyFan]

Bill Bailey had one of these Chef Excellence puppet thingies on QI !!

[leon8285]

@MishyFan Just noticed that.

[CaptFat123]

Ashen's standards are higher than excellent!! D:

[RetroGamePortal]

@alex0paraskos

Also Pirate Excellence and Policeman Excellence...

[SteelSkin667]

The sound's borked :(

[DmitRU2007]

0:53 Help me Chees Ass!!!

[PlayStationFan98]

An Excellent Kill

[dhfhdfhd]

You look a lot like Simon Peg Oo

[ThatAwesomeUsername]

Heinz,

' An Excellent advertisement attempt '

[madcapoperator]

This reminds me of my 8th birthday

[MrPhazzeron]

Stay Fresh Pasta bag no chef exelence use Stay Fresh Brain bags

[soundslave]

Oh god no! I have Heinz pasta adverts before Ashens vids, and now it's in the actual video! I can't escape!

[wisteela]

An excellent video

[Hi675445]

lolololool

[Tonxey]

Don't worry everybody! Chef Excellence survived and fled to the barelypolitical channel.

[DrHackenbush89]

An Excellent Video !

[0428733]

love that dog. why is chef excellence russian?

[gtavcs4life]

@Aeoliandorian if this is not funny,then funny for you is to see people dead,and why he live in the 60's? because you can't imagine nothing funny on your brain,because you are the new generation pricks with not dreams and robot heart!

[ForYourCommentsOnly]

tags: Blimey these are salty

[MegaMac747]

this is a good comeback for that bloody pasta that was at the start of every one of your vids rofl

[MajinWamu]

I had some pasta today :) it was yummy

[every1lovesamush]

I have the same pattern plate in my cupboard, think it was my housemates parents old plate

[TheMoazeem]

help me jesus!! lol

[MasterLeafVideos]

Press 1 for Pope

[Aeoliandorian]

Ashens, do you happen to live in the 60's?

[dudefromtheplace]

I found that same chef excellence puppet at a local toy store. It was so tempting

[1smartidiot]

An exelent video.

[DepressioDeviny]

Ashens looks scary when hes mad.