The 10 best Yo Momma Jokes Ever

[ArmlessOctopus19]

i don't get #2

[musicismylifee02]

yo mama is so ugley she made medusa retire

[shut163]

yomama so fat when she fell of the mountin in a yellow suit they though the sun was falling

[isekcseason2]

yomama so fat when she wore a yello raincoat people thought that its a TAXI !!!

[coolj411]

yomamas missing so many teeth it looks like her tung is in jail

yomama is so stupid she tryed to drawn a fish

yomama greasy pimples slide off her face

btw if u have a ps3 and a mic add kingcoolj or coolj411 or send me a message so we can have a yomama battle

[coolj411]

umm u said the 7th one wrong its stupid not fat and they all suk except #2

[2pacbak23]

4 is the best

[meleekid369]

number 4 was ohhh

[xXMW3proXxClan]

yo mamas so stupid she climed over a invisable wall to see the other side ;D

[Roscoemb]

Yo mama's so hairy that when she goes to the zoo, all the monkeys start singing "We Are Family".

[Roscoemb]

How about: Yo mama's so fat that when she walked out in traffic, a car swerved and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat that she played pool with the planets.

Yo mama's so fat that when god said let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat and ugly that when she wears a green dress, Japanese people all run away screaming "It's Godzillla".

Yo mama's so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Yo mama's so dumb she tripped on a cordless phone.

[alexis14702]

LMFAO to all of them O and You Mamma is so stupid that she brought a ruler into bed to see how long she slept

[lrudy13]

I like it

[OtakuFangirlZ]

Yo mommas teeth so rotten it reminds me of the song black and yellow. Yo momma so stupid, she took a battery, stuck it up her ass, and yelled, i got the power! Yo momma so stupid she doesnt know the recipe for ice. Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs 100 pounds.

[TheLayzBoyz]

your mama is so ugly that she made an oninon cry

[621956ful]

it was cool



[coolfool905]

yo mama is so fat when she died not even god could llift her spirit

[hanad216]

this shit funny as f****

[gamefreak12andahalf]

yo mama so fat i asked her last week to come here i gota ask her somthing, she still hasnt come yet

[MrHomeworkeater]

Yo momma so fat when I took a picture of her last Christmas, it's still printing.

[ezioassassain]

yo momma so fat you can use her underwear as a parachute

[radgeboy]

yo momma used to work at the sperm bank but the bitch got sacked for drinking on the job!

[Ambackbitches]

yo mama so ugly, when her parents gave birth they thought she was an alien

[epicnarutoman52]

your moma's like mcdonalds, Fast and cheap, yo momas like a brick, she's laid by mexicans. yo moma's like a building, people go in and work

[gabbiebieber]

yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale at the doctors the doctor said thats my phone number

[ryantrcka]

I meant yo stupid spellcheck

[ryantrcka]

To mamma so fat when she tried to get outta bed she rocked her self back to sleep

[brezzy2dafullest]

i like 1,3,7,10 lolx

[TrickyPickyRicky123]

Yo mama is so fat she sat on an iPod and made an iPad.

[mrrtf62]

yo mama so fat when she farted in the gulf of mexico hurrican cartina started

[The7sClan]

NUMBER 4 IS THE BEST!

[OrrenandAlex]

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''thi­s sucked

[dereo100]

yo mamma is so fat, she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices. yo mamma is so fat, she rolled ut of bed and the sun went away. yo mamma is so grumpy, the McDonalds she worked at didn't sell happy meals.There. TOP THAT!!!

[NeilLovesYouAll]

the last 1 was a cracker an i loved the fat jokes

[MegaFullmetal1]

Yo mama so fat she tripped over wal-mart rolled over k-mart and landed on target

[funnycrew227]

yo mama so fat she bought wii fit and turnd it back in and said it didn't work

[whaleblubber100]

yo momma is so stupid that she sits on the tv and watches the couch

[ZZZprincess1]

yo momma so old, she poops dust

[animalpeeps1]

yo mamma is so black every time she steps out of the car the oil light comes on :))

[justin7523]

yo mama is so stupid she climbed a glass window to see what was on the other side

[MultiJacobg]

yo momma so fat she saw a school bus and roared "TWINKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Wiggidy word. :P

[MrKiller1298]

ur moms like a bus 50cents and shes ready to ride

[TheBackstaber1000]

Yo mama is like wallmart when she moves out save money live better

[ZHAProductions]

Yo mamma is so fat she has her own postcode xD

[daadmd]

Yo mama so poor when I saw her on the road kicking a can I said what u doing she said MOVING!!!!!!!! Haha

[therapper0901]

@fredtheevilpuppet yeah sure

[OyonTheAdept]

ehhh~

its not all that great =/

[MrSkatingman44]

yo mamas so fat, when she was in a movie, it could only be imax. plus, when it was in 3D everyone died.

[humzazz]

@fredtheevilpuppet When God said let there be light, Chuck Norris said Say Please!

[therapper0901]

@fredtheevilpuppet nice job copying a stupid john cena joke

[TheBeastmode0707]

i like that joke u used at the end

[ohHELLyeah147]

yo mama is so fat she can't even float in space

yo mama is so fat she falls out of her bed on BOTH sides

[flashsonic45789]

yo mamma so stupid she waited for mario to come fix her toilet

[flashsonic45789]

yo mama so stupid that when she went to bikkini bottom and met patrick , he said DAMN

[flashsonic45789]

yo mama so stupid that when she met michael jackson she brought 2 gloves because she wanted her hands to be warm

[Willsporte1]

yo mama so ugly that wenn she stuck her face out the window she got arrested for mooning

[TheArmyStates]

Yo momma so fat, she stepped on a scale and saw her phone number

[krish633]

yo mama is like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn

[rockysy98]

Your momma is so old, she watches the history channel to see if she on it.

[danhrangtruoc]

ur momma so ugly the scientists blamed her for global warming everytime she farts

[jdoanvai]

Your momma's left leg is shorter than her right, she walks in circles

[jdoanvai]

Your momma's got two toes and a fake knee and they call her tony

[jdoanvai]

Your mama is so ugly she went into friendly's I got punched in the face

[jdoanvai]

Your moma is so nasty, the last time she got some ass was when her fingers slipped through the toilet paper.

[Awesomeairon9]

yo mama so poor robbers break into her trashcan and LEAVE her money

[iProGamer]

Yo MOMMA is so ugly she give freddy krueger nightmaries

[MoonOnToontown]

numb. 5 is an old 1

[thewizer29]

yo mamma so fat she needs a watch on each wrist one for each time zone

[wdrujaghmsn]

yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor

yo mamma so fat she went swimming in the ocean and said " oh i must be in the baby pool!"

these are good yo mamma jokes!

[maishahmed]

ur mama is so ugly when she looked outside the window the sun went down

[Hockey262626262626]

Fuck imagesbyjoy

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[dragoncrafter99]

ya mama so fat and ugly when she went to tokyo every1 yelled king kong is back!!!

[nicklover241]

and also YOUR MOM IS LIKE A DOOR KNOB EVERY BODY GETS A TURN!!!!!

[nicklover241]

ight wow its float like a butterfly sting like a bee i slept with yo momma now it hurts when i pee



[macharris74]

well your momma so stupid she put paper on the tv and called it paper veiw

[TheRaYa12]

Yo mama so fat she tripped over Walmart, fell over Kmart, and landed on Target

[tmrmga12]

yo mama so fat she sat o walamart and lowered the prices

[joshuab428]

These jokes are lame. Seriously yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed. Thats the oldest one in the book.

[SomeKidWithAGun]

yo mama so old, i told her to act her own age, and she died.

[darkrage00]

yo mama so ugly she turned madusa to stone

[Rikigals]

my mom is dead...

[TheJgreen101]

@Rikigals me too

[steeltoelion]

yo mama so blonde she fell up the stairs

[spear585]

yo mama so dumb. she made the creators of this video!!!

[AeA19191]

yo mamma so fat she cheat codes for wii fitness

[facebookman41]

yo mama so ugly,she tryied 2 enter an ugly contest but they sorry no proffenials

[jmuganambuga]

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology to the condom company for blanking you

Yo mama so fat she sat on a bible and Jesus came out and said, "let my people breathe!"

[CoolGorge95]

#2 i almost laughed i pissed my pants

[lilscatman2814]

Yo momma is so stupid she put a newspaper on the t.v. And said "im watching paperview"

[lilscatman2814]

Yo momma is so fat that when she ate all the tacos at taco bell, she rang the taco bell.

[lilscatman2814]

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

[callofduty8140]

Yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said we cant fix that

[NivronTheFreeRunner]

this is very really bad

[Theapple249]

yo mama so stupid that when she sat on the toilet it said A B C D Get your fat ass off of me :D

[MrDjcasey1]

yo momma so fat she dont use the toilet no more she use the bathtub

[felipeawesomeness]

Yor mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

[legacYxMagic]

Yo momma so fat her double chin sags like my balls oooooooooooohhhhhhh

[katieluvbug2011]

Yo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they say no professionalls hahahahahaha soooo funny

[madeinDET]

yo mamma is so stupid that when she went to the super bowl, she grabbed a spoon

[madeinDET]

yo mamma is so stupid that she tried to climb mtn. dew

[madeinDET]

yo mamma is so ugly that michael jackson turned white

[madeinDET]

yo mama is so fat that when she jumped into the pacific ocean, the whales came out and sang,"we are family......even though your bigger than us"

[TheStarwarsgeek12]

yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of an unlocked convertable car

[macdonaldmik]

yo mamma so stupid she shved a battiere up her but and said i got the power

[macdonaldmik]

yo mamma so fat when she got hit by the bus she said who throw that twinkey at me.

[kmsmarkscott]

Yo Momma so old she farts dust.

[kmsmarkscott]

Yo Momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washingtons nose.

[TheKoolKatties]

Yo mama so stupid she calls her house butt and her son crack so she called the cops and said i looked all over my butt but couldnt find my crack.

[patriciaviloria08]

Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper

[swagginsurffin]

lol yah momma so ugly she give fredddy kougar nghtmiares

[greshthemasterofboom]

yo momma so dumb when she took the pepsi chalenge she chose sprite

[XzProCoMPuTeRzX]

yo momma so stupid that she told u this video was not awsome (its good for me but ur momma didnt :) )

[manofawsome12]

yo mamas so fat she uses a matres as a tampon...heh

[JuviIsGreat]

yo mama so fat she's seen on radar

[tiffany09871]

Yo mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

[c21h30o2i]

6 stole mine yo mom is so fat when she walked past the window we had no sunlight for three days

[Hockey262626262626]

Yo mamas so black tht when a chainsaw guy was running after her the chainsaw was goin ruuuuun niigger nigger niiiiger

[ImagesbyJoy]

@Hockey262626262626 racist azzz hoe lil bitch

[Hockey262626262626]

Yo mamas so poor tht when I went over to her house for dinna she had three peas, I took one and she said don't be greedy

[stealthshadow100]

Yo mama so fat, when she steped on the Wii Balance board, it said, "One at a time"

[MrHostile45]

Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.

[Noahhockeyboy7]

Yo mama so black, they lost her at the night club

[scoobyguy34]

ur vid sucked yo mama is so fat even nationwide cant get on her side. yo mama is so stupid sh shoved 2 quarters up her ears and said she was listening to 50 cent

[scoobyguy34]

@scoobyguy34 cool vid but i hav better

yo mama is so fat the only way to get thru a door is butter it and put a twinkie on the other side.

yo mama is so black she makes obama look white

[Sk8Now655]

Yo mama so fat shes known as the eight continent.

[Sk8Now655]

evelsteev si rasest

[Nradenc3]

yo mama so fat she needs the cheats for wii fit

comeback

yo mama so fat she cant even play wii fit cos she would break the board

[evelsteev]

Yo Momma's SO black, that she went to a funeral naked, and nobody said shit.

[MrDpham123]

yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a wireless phone

[mk9exp]

your momma is so black she looks like a struck match

[Captianfalcon518]

@mk9exp LMFAO nice one bro

[DCproductionsss]

Yo mama so fat that shes as fat as the earth takes her 365 days to turn around!!!

[lucariofan556]

yo mama so stupid that she hopped over a glass wall to see what's on the other side

[spextra12]

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas

[ETXD123]

Yo mama so stupid she thought TACOBELL WAS A MEXICAN PHONE COMPANY

[mrboomboombop]

yo mama is like a shotgun, one cock and shes ready to blow

[xspade777]

Your mom is pretty.... Pretty damn ugly.

[karatejoshb]

Yo mommas so fat neither Mario or luigi can fix the toilet

[ackkm23]

that video was crappy.  yo mama so stupid she going around telling people she got stabbed in a shootout!!!:)

[xSkullstax]

Yo moma so fat, shes the reason people invented double doors

[Care1290]

yo mama so stupid that when she buys cereal she gets a private lifegaurd with it

[Mymilkshakes1866]

yo mama so fat when she got on dha scale buzz lightyear came out and sed "to infinity and beyond"

[brittJonasFan]

yo momma's like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

[XSilent7Vo08]

yo mamma so fat, whenever she wears a red t-shirt, the whole city fills up the bus stops

[XSilent7Vo08]

yo mamma so fat, even bob the builder said: "i can't fix that"

[XSilent7Vo08]

yo mamma so fat, every time she sees a load of black guys in a red car she goes: "malteasers!"

[XSilent7Vo08]

yo mamma so fat, when she sat in the theatre, she sat next to everyone

[COOLRJD2000]

yo mama so fat dora cnt explora

[S0L1DGH05T97]

yo momma so fat shes on both sides of yo family

[ImmaHacka]

your mamma is so ugly she went to the zoo and visitors gave her bananas

[bullridingkid06]

yo mama so ugly.....a blind man looked at her and screamed:]

[XSilent7Vo08]

@Firestar431 i laugheds at the first one! haha

[ryancena98]

heres a good one it goes yo mama is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

[leul444]

Ur momma is so stupid, because she is STUPID

[jayden123ization]

your mommas so dum she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy

[Ko0lKiDz1]

yo mama so ugly, ur dad has to bring her to work so he doesnt hav to kiss her goodbye

[ameliaisbeautiful]

yo mama so fat she dont need the internet, shes already world wide

[ameliaisbeautiful]

these jokes r funny and cool. the exra joke was the most funniest ever:}

[HeartBreakkidAllen]

yo mamma is so stupid she stop at the stop sigh and waited for it to turn green

[caralynish]

yo momma so fat she walked in front of the tv i missed the wwe marathon