Shit Burger: Japanese Researcher Creates Artificial Meat From Human Feces WWW.GOODNEWS.WS

[mtksbctk]

hamburger shits for days!

[Xirtue]

lol 1:34 "SHIT BURGER" 

[drthify]

0:10 someone is preparing to produce some more burger

[HowlingWolf518]

Ten bucks says this ends with someone running through the streets, yelling "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!"

[Irishfreedom]

Bum appetit!

[cbrvrs]

The end of world is coming

[BanzaiKamikaze]

Is this my reality ?

[DryIcys]

Hello, welcome to Shit-it-yum, what is your order? I'd like a shitburger with shitbacon, maybe some shitcheese. Ok would you like our pissoda? Oh yes gimme the green one. oh and dont forget the Shit fries

[asrafoo]

may be good as dog food or fish farms or even pigs but humans may not wanna eat it.unless they end up on some remote space station somewhere. how much energy is envolved in the process?

[TheAnfah]

shit just got real...

[hussgert2]

what planet is this from?

[HipsterJoker]

Fucking lol. Only a Japanese scientist would use a novelty hand pointer as a pointing device.

[justplainly]

This kind of reminds me of the movie, "Soylent Green". I'm all up for food adventures -- I've eaten blow fish, pickled sea cucumber guts, raw abalone liver, etc., but the thought of the pathogens in human fecal matter, not to mention pharmaceut­ical residues, just doesn't quite do it for me. Maybe that's because I am learning about waste water treatment in my 3rd career and realizing that most of our drinking water today is treated waste-wate­r.... Anyway, things are different on Mars....

[EnDZYm3]

@justplainly

You're JUST NOW finding out that our drinking water is recycled?

I thought we all learned that in like..grade school. :|

[shbaguse]

yeaaksss spend a lot of money for shit meat ??? if that happens, I'd rather be a vegetarian.

[EinLienZ]

EAT SHIIIIIIIIT!

[KissMyChannelPLZ]

YUM YUM!!

[Saesegral]

I like when he opens the fridge at 1:34

[AbsolutVeidt]

no. JUST NO

[TheTheLydiakwano]

What in the world is this?

[supdudecunt]

@TheTheLydiakwano obviously you're an amerifat

[TheTheLydiakwano]

@supdudecunt eh

[coolboyhanseh]

pause at 1:34

[Warsie]

SOYLENT GREEN

[chapppati]

the best food



[chapppati]

tasted it very tasty

awesome taste just add pepper and salt 2 it

[chapppati]

why don't they eat anything tasty

like shit,humanbeings frog etc

[chapppati]

@chapppati h

[hopfenkaltschale]

Eat shit! Millions of flies can't fail!!

[cakapberak]

holy shit!

[ThePoorShogun]

first meth.now this.

japanese scientists are fucking geniuses

[juki0h]

can you eat it?

[nomeinsolito]

Mc Donald do it, before it was cool!

[MrEvanCW]

His fridge says shit burger lol

[Muradello]

i would never pay money for expensive shit while i have normal meet in my fridge

[mikafreestyle2]

Yes we can ... (eat assburger )

[mysterypersonbc]

Does anyone believe this bullshit?

[oELGATOo]

@mysterypersonbc no is human shit !

[t0991]

this must be the first time Im saying this but...KEEP IT 2 URSELF JAPAN !!

[Sushy7]

EAT ALL THE POOP!!!!

[aetuck]

Funded by McDonalds?

[wirehoncho]

I guess we have to change that old saying to: "EAT SHIT AND LIVE". lol

[oELGATOo]

@wirehoncho ahh yea

[marpas123c]

This was posted on the "good news" website? Personally I don't find the idea of eating shit all that fantastic...

[L01FaC3]

i just searched up "Japanese shit" and i got this...

[lcursive]

his fridge actually said shit burger

[sethzky77]

Throw some tabasco and some onions on that bitch and I bet it'll be quite nice.

[repivz00]

Finally a burger PETA can enjoy!

[comedianonstage]

Anybody hungry? cause I gotta take shit! :-)

[Assaulter982]

Proof that Asians will eat ANYTHING!

[ihatemuckdjs]

I could make gook soup out of him

[sandroouww]

Gross.

[VchaosTheoryV]

Fucking deplorable. I think i'm going to vomit and enjoy it

[guitoo]

I'd rather eat soylent green.

[shinobitech13]

LOL the words on the door 1:32 says shit burger. These Japanese and their sense of humor.

[666sicco]

i am not eat it!, even it is so delicious taste >_<

[ignoblius]

2:15 I wonder how many of those guys went running to the restroom to barf after the taste test.

[ShiroHero13]

Oh gawd, seeing all this shit just makes me soooo hungry enough to buy one! It's so appetizing watching shit in plastic baggies!!!

[kalastaja132]

All the shit comes from japan.............

[XVampiricLesboNunsX]

lol pause it at 1:34 bwahahaha!

[ChubbyPom]

person A: GO EAT SH*T!!

person B: okay. *takes out a turd burger and munches on it*

person A: ...

[4ndrww]

best. idea. ever!

[epicfail010]

i will never eat this thing i will fuck this doctor

[Growinhope]

@epicfail010 do you think you would ever be told

[thatswhatisaidyeah]

So, shit meat is 20 times more expensive than regular meat huh? This has to be the greatest idea in the history of humanity on planet earth, ever! A 60 dollar burger, made of human shit? Where do I sign up!

[shomari17]

what is this world coming too

[robertkapo]

la mierda de messi va a valer millones jajaja

[ILLFilms]

No Fucking Way.

[Sushiboxvideos]

@1:33 it says shit burger

[Poseidon99Jeus]

This guy has to be executed before u guys get crap burger in Mac Donald's or any franchises.

[MaxPuppet2000]

how the fucking japs have to eat their own crap! Turderking XD Turd' Donalds HAHAHAHA

[danielmartinex]

so...this is not a parody>>

[pillangames]

BUEN APETITO :)

[AJEdaAssassin31491]

True, McDonald's probally use this alot. Without the condiments the buger has no flavor or texture. I think we been eating shitburgers for a while now.

[snsdin]

shit . . . . .

[MikeyMotoMan67]

So...i can choose from grass fed beef or ass passed beef and its the same cost!? Anyone else see something wrong with this equation? Yikes!!



[TeamOrz]

@MikeyMotoMan67 no fat and less calories bro, u gotta hav them for a healthy diet

[intuitiveexplorer]

Hmmm, is that the scientist actually eating it? or is that just stock video of someone in a normal restaurant eating real meat. And if they can only get the price down to the level of real meat, then why not stay with the real meat instead? Gosh, this is something I'd have more expected from the Chinese. Fake knock-off meat to sell to the rest of the world cheaper while certifying it as real. This certainly gives new meaning to the phrase "Eat Shit".

[cyrax1311]

This is fucking fake bullshit i don't believe a second of it!

[ReinardBruzo]

the same mc donald burger. :facepalm:

[ytfmichaelxu]

Pardon the pun, but this shit is fake. watch?v=iyRZdMBwojU

[Morgothlan]

ребята, это пиздец просто

[TheArchitectOfDreams]

I KNEW IT! So there is a reason my dog keeps drinking out of the Toilet!

[MartyredxMaiden]

so this is what White Castle burgers are made of

[FortheHorde1546]

I love how this man spent years and years at a university to become a scientist. His graduate school advisor said, "You need to discover something new, unique, and or build upon someone else's research". He went out into the world and discovered how to make "shit burger". You have to love academia. I plan on talking about law and politics as they affect Latin American society... but I could never imagine myself getting famous off of shit!

[GodOfUnbelief]

hahaha

[HarryWilson2718]

I love the note on the fridge

[Vicioushousemusic]

SO DISGUSTING

[ehill1536]

WTH is up with the hand finger pointing wond? I find that just as weird as a dookie burger.

[Iazzae]

I feel like making a massive burger.

[annoyingorangerules7]

Gross

[annoyingorangerules7]

I'm not paying 20 dollars for a piece of shit I might as well eat from my own toilet for free! Blahh

[revlin66]

So that was supposed to be good news?!

[pantherjungle]

TUUD BUGGA!!! gotta love the japaneese ;)

[spikedgav]

Why not just grow bacteria and use that as protein? You dont need to go and find "sewage mud" to get hold of bacteria, because bacteria are everywhere. You just need to pick the right strain.

[DrN0s]

A shitburger is when you take shit and turn it into food. A hamburger is when you take food and turn it into shit.

[Evi1M4chine]

@DrN0s: No. A hamburger is, when you take shit, and leave it like it is. And when you eat and shit that that again, you get Chilli Con Carne. ;)

Yay for a real steak from a cow I chose myself and gave to a trusted butcher!

[DrN0s]

@Evi1M4chine yeah man, butcher is the best choice. watch the documentary Food, inc. It's sick what we eat...

[TeamOrz]

@DrN0s why eat food when it becomes shit, just eat shit

[AJEdaAssassin31491]

@TeamOrz Shit is waste material with no benefits to the human GI system. That is why it is expelled from your body VIA your asshole.

[ThisLockIsJammed]

@AJEdaAssassin31491 Contrary to popular belief, not all of it is waste product. The body takes what it needs from the input (in this case the food) and whatever is left is the output. It would be harmful to simply eat shit but mixed with all of the bad there are still nutrients which bacteria feed on and produce protein, along with carbohydrates. Dogs will eat their vomit or excrement because they are able to reprocess what has already run through their systems once.

Still disgusting, though.

[AkemWarHead]

@TeamOrz shit is a waste after food, why u not become a corpse.

[toroja666]

soylent brown

[roaddogg567]

can i get a Megan fox shit burger combo please

[186713]

Scat fetish 2 a whole new level, ewwww!!!!!!!!!

[jehuty212K]

2 girls, 1 burger.

[QuaziGNRLNose]

why does it say SHIT BURGER, on the fridge?

[MrBossNigga]

@QuaziGNRLNose yeah...I caught that too...if it was a japanese man's fridge it should have been in Japanese

[borgeuy]

THERE'S A LOT OF MEAT.... WHY EAT SHIT...?

[smilenews]

I do not understand all this wonder! When you go to McDonald's you eat about the same thing ...

[Maraz4life]

dude eating someone's shit is not gona be any healthier even though it says so. you are basically eating poop. just get it out of the bathroom. Good luck with your lunch.

[TheGolitosjoints]

mira so cabron!

[quietthomas]

HAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!! NEWSCIENTIST GETS HOAXED!!! THIS HAS TO BE A LOW POINT!!!

[IndianaTruth12]

These heathens need their ass whopped to a fucking pulp!

[TheCircusReject]

I don't know whether to be happy that we have the technology to do this, or sad and disgusted by the fact that we've had to resort to such measures.

So, I'm just going to stare stupidly at my screen.

[izlude2]

1:20 extcruden caca eh? LOL

[manny667]

buuuuaaahhhh

[RiayToons]

Why you Japanese people! I trusted you!!! You will pay for your dids!!! We are all gonna be screwed by this!!! My goodness!!! This has tore the line!!!

[midaak]

aaaaaaaa33333333 wzzzfuckk 

[halflifeproductionz]

this is disgusting!! wtf??

[skyw4lk3r2008]

At this rate, you will be taxed for what you shit... :)

I am a vegetarian and I will continue with my diet thanks very much....

There is a wise old saying which states: " on is what one eats" I rest my case.

:)

[gou0630]

So basically we are going give a crap about burgers, O sea en pocas palabras pronto vamos a comer mas mierda

[kumakumarabu]

LOL did anyone notice the "shit burger" sign at 1:34? XD

[edan55555]

Asco



[jironmeister]

1:20, usa la caqueté.

[ricardohernandezosun]

impossibru!!!

[theer1ca]

Love how the official research fridge is even labelled SHIT BURGER.

[ordyn1]

even bear grylls wont eat his own shit...



[acethegun89]

74 people are shit eater....

[vegabam]

they said it tasted like a meat. but still, it's made from SHIT !!!

what's next?

vegs from hard soil?

[elmejorpapi1]

Su maldita madre va a pagar pa comer mierdaaa!!

[leesanmx]

mierda eres, mierda comes y en mierda te convertirás

[mechanicalbu11]

I suppose now the globalist and mega rich can now show their true respect of us nobodies by feeding us our own shit while they eat non-GMO's, quality steaks and free range poultry. We will even grow their stuff on farms they own while we eat their shit. Someone should shoot Mitsuyuki for this.

[gilamonster0001]

What's for breakfast honey?....MMMMMMMMMM!!!!! A nice bowl of Cap'n Guano? The cops'll be eating coffee and dungnuts? So now we can wipe our asses with bread?

[slloom9]

lol after the earthquake happened in japan all food became dirty so they have no else meat than they eat their shits loooooooooooool

[OZDREMA1]

sigan comiendo mierda pendejos jajaja

[DarkHempKnight420]

Thats Some Fucked Up Shit!

[619Antonio619]

I wanna eat my shit, mmmm...

[ezriov]

Que tiene de serio un cientifico que como apuntador tiene una manita de mujer ! :S

[LetsTalkPolitix]

I'd rather eat a stem cell burger

[Drakho001]

Shitburguers

[dusenge]

It time for all human die but I know it not worse it to come

[fourtywpm]

Still better than McDonalds...

[FlyLikeAnEagle2012]

So do you wash it down with a tall glass of piss?

[0xNEVVG3N]

This is just SICK. This should be banned and thee people should be FINED.

[inuyasha9582]

LMAO read what it saids at 1:34

[zawlinmoe]

btw this is fake

[guerrillajoey]

so, can you turn the shit you produce after eating a turd burger into another turd burger? or is that like some kind of gastrointestinal inbreeding that produces worthless turds after so many generations?

[zawlinmoe]

Mmmm.... "soylent brown".

[thedancegroupstudio1]

i dont know why you guys are surprised they use this in McDonald and taco bell all the time

[RalphCQ]

Is it ironic that there's an audio glitch at 0:09 that sounds like a fart?? XD

[jddeitz2000]

@RalphCQ

Oh god I lol'd

[iiorppew]

الله يديم علينا نعمة الاسلام ... يا رب احفظنا بحفظك يا رب

[BigRuhail]

next piss will become the next apple juice lmao

[joguist]

Would it not be possible to apply the same process to generate fake meat from, say, soy or some other vegetable protein?

[roanokedeaniac]

If this idea catches on, I KNOW I'm becoming a vegetarian...maybe even a vegan!

[proplayaa1]

Next up....VOMIT. lmfao

[proplayaa1]

Even though its not shit, its still grossening. They r just taking the proteins from your shit and combining it with soy and other stuff. The thought of it is still nasty though, but remember.....ITS NOT SHIT!!!!!!

japanese people haxing t