Cartman Gets F**cked

[tastysandwhich]

Bleeping makes profanity funnier for some reason.

[floresjoel05]

I hope he gets screwed more in the up coming season

[TechNumNum]

3 people got fucked by there mom.

[Gabzwithabz]

Omg. I cried. So funny

[916franchise]

Some of the best Cartman jokes ever

[QuicklyMrScott]

A courtesy lick LOLOL

[zusuky21]

He said fuck 13 times..

[HighnRichChiller]

u wanna fuck me mom? : D

[wemadeyouproductions]

haha gotta love cartman

[MrTheBengalsfan]

3 people did get a courtesy lick

[GatorBoy4Ever1]

lol at the end

[KosanovicMirjana1]

Cartman is the best!

[TheOnourown]

3 people got fucked

[Becca4848]

I'm half philipino...

[SmartassCommentary]

@Becca4848 well arent we all?

[ABCDOHWHOCARES]

poor cartman when he got shocked by god

[InvaderScuzz]

@ABCDOHWHOCARES  dont f*ck with God lol

[TheAdvil29]

what episode is this

[TheAjaxAlex]

@TheAdvil29

HumancentiPad

[robertsfunny1995]

It's funny because the bleep they used hear sounds like the bleep button app.

[robertsfunny1995]

The only problem with this episode was that Kenny wasn't in it much. Other than that it's awesome just because of the ending. ☺

[geras858]

best south park episode ever.

[hateonme559]

Damn bastard cartman fuckin kills me im gonna drink some more then watch this again i like to be liquored up b4 i get fucked!

[christmas2akittykat]

Little f**ck...

[halloweenfriday]

this is so fucking funny I would luv 2 watch this vid after ive been FUCKED!!!

[OwenVinni]

Im saving this with keepvid before it gets deleted again

[MalechiPerez]

(after a thunder shocks Cartman)

Cartman: *bawling*

[MalechiPerez]

I wish in a Thomas & Friends episode, James would want a iPad, since he doesn't like frieght trains.

[890blackdragon]

I love how he is sitting in hospital right after he got electrocuted, and his mom is just sitting there not giving a crap

[MalechiPerez]

Cartman crying at the end is funny.

[Crypt9n]

2 people got f*cked

[NachoJ320]

2 people just couldn't look past the bleeps. hopefully they'll upload an uncensored version for you soon.

[robertsfunny1995]

If anyone's getting f*cked it's us. Cartman deserves much worse then that. :/

[tinkerbellaluv93]

This is too funni!!!

[toalazlo5]

LMAO AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Jake13ian]

Cartman is the funniest south park character ever

[defleppardroxass]

i love how the creators come up with him

[defleppardroxass]

keep tapping 9 during this video its hilarious

[DrunkCoven1]

@defleppardroxass ROFL

[hbolle00]

0:57 is genius xD

cant stop laughing xD

[chrismonroe100]

i liked 2 be wined and dine after i've been fucked

[videoguy300]

0:27 legendary scene

[Sikh4Life94]

The ending just makes the whole video worth watching!!!



[drewsky684]

she should at least buy him a nice cuddlefish and asparagus dinner before she FUCKS him

[CrookedShady]

LOOOOL.

God this makes my day.

[MjoelH]

hahaha, courtesy lick!

[dudetocartman]

ROFLMFGDAO!

CARTMAN IS SO FUNNY AND WAY SUPERIOR!

he will do whatever to get what he wants.

this is why i like him!

i just got a cartman cap and t shirt yesterday b4 watching this lol.

I think i should be like him (w/o putting my mom through hell like this)

Should i folks?

my co workers say no dont for some odd reasons.

should i or not? and y?

[Wilsondano1]

@dudetocartman ur fkng gay

[dudetocartman]

@Wilsondano1

and ur not for implying me as one?

and thats ur opinion.

btw, it takes one to know one.

and how am i one if i say cartman is soo funny?

do u have no sense of humor?

or is it the fact ur gay that makes u not laugh?

that is a tuffie to figure out with me genius work.

[sandzerker]

LMFAO

[andreasiztaman]

lmfao can we at least get dinner cuz i liked to be whinned and dinned after ive been fucked

[robertsfunny1995]

Wow, I remember when Cartman's mom would bend over and give Cartman anything he wanted if he whined enough. But now she's a strong-willed woman, she didn't buy him anything to punish him for embarassing her, and she firmly told him to stop embarassing her in public. Matter of fact, the last time I saw her f*cking some stranger was in "The Death of Eric Cartman" so, she might have even given up being a whore. She sure has made a huge improvment from the p*ssy she used to be :).

[Ashhuleee]

@robertsfunny1995 remember shes a hermaphrodite

[robertsfunny1995]

@Ashhuleee No she isn't, in "201" it was revealed that Scott Tenerman's father was also Cartman's father, so she's not really a hermaphodite. I don't really see what that has to do with anything anyway?

[JajaYarnick]

@robertsfunny1995 Preciously what i think xD

[jasonlitherland]

@robertsfunny1995 TOO LITTLE TOO LATE!!!!

[robertsfunny1995]

@jasonlitherland Which comment are you replying to?

[jasonlitherland]

@robertsfunny1995 the one with 56 likes

[robertsfunny1995]

@jasonlitherland Okay, and too little too late for what?

[jasonlitherland]

@robertsfunny1995 despite the hatred building up in my gut for you robert, i will tell you that it's too late for cartman's mom to change her slutty pushover ways because they have already resulted in a disgusting and unchangable child. now please stop replying to my comments. you're boring.

[robertsfunny1995]

@jasonlitherland Uh, why are you so pissed?

[UsBeatingU]

@robertsfunny1995 i read the comments and i have no idea what the FUCK! he's talking about

[UsBeatingU]

@jasonlitherland you're a fucking retard

[jasonlitherland]

@UsBeatingU no sir, you are the retard. i do believe your inability to understand why i would say "too little too late" in response to a long drawn out comment relating to the changed parenting attitude of cartman's mother (despite the damage her neglect and passiveness have already had on her son) makes you incapable of successful reading comprehension and as a result, undeserving of the right to reproduce.

[UsBeatingU]

@jasonlitherland i could have written that comment in 15 words, fucking smartass

[jasonlitherland]

@UsBeatingU hmmm see, i was under the impression that i was not making myself clear. i am glad to see that you could have understood my previous comment without the wordy explanation i felt was necessary in order to efficiently express my opinions on your suggestion that the cells that my body consists of are missing chromosomes in their nuclei. perhaps one day i will be able to summarize my opinions as well as you, but alas, i am a slave to my habits of communication. i'll try harder TROLOL

[UsBeatingU]

@jasonlitherland i'm glad you understand.

[arnoni11]

@jasonlitherland well i wouldn't try to explain it to him. His mom probably dropped him on the head,when he was little so he's a little slow for understanding you

[Fail2life]

@robertsfunny1995 and it only took 14 years

[nomar12369]

I'm telling this to my boss tomorrow

[Gamer2018]

Funny shit

[RADIOHEAD53]

genius :)



[Lokidottir]

Misleading title is misleading.

However, I am not disappoint.

[Elcordinho]

Legendary Character

[thabesttheris]

@Elcordinho absolutely