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  • see there you go dont you feel better? and all it took was a little effort

  • @alnwicktkd now you're no fun

  • @alnwicktkd when your mom getting ready to fail out a sub secondary school, her nickname was squirrly because she liked nuts in her mouth

  • I lost my shit at the Buddha part hahaha

  • I would seriously pay to see that conversation between Bill and Tom Cruise.

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  • Is'nt it great that more and more intelligent people in the public eye Bill Maher, Ricky Gervais, Penn Jillette, Stephen Fry, Matt Damon ect are coming out with this kind of common sense. Its the 21st century hopefully we'll look back at religion soon and think what the fuck was that shit all about?

  • Buddha - some happy fat fuck.........brilliant!

  • Wow.... A Christian on here is talking about turning the other cheek "during an argument on this thread" and like clockwork goes off saying how that person's life must suck and they should be hit by lightning and choke on a dick and a whole bunch of other shit. Same as it ever was....

  • Well than... If Christianity is a blueprint for being a pussy, than why don't you try NOT to hit someone back in the mouth if he talks crap to you. Your just a ignorant/arrogant prick. I hope you choke on a dick some day and die, right after reading this comment, you out of control freak. I hope a lightning bolt hits you right in the mouth, because I'm christian and I can't! lol what a cunt. You sound like that Angry Bird character.. I hate this.. I hate that.. I bet your life is miserable

  • This is exactly how i feel about religions. They are all bullshit.

  • Buddha: "Some happy, fat fuck. Just sitting there all jolly. Can't even see his dick, and he's still happy."

    Jesus: "Fucking pot-smoking, god damn hackey sack vibe he's putting out. His god damn robe made out of ganja."

    Jews: "When you get really into it you've got to grow those curly Q Elvis sideburns, and then you've got to wear that little round thing on the back of your head."

    I think Bill Burr should be The Ambassador For Planet Earth.

  • "Just don't be a cunt"

    I think Jesus said that!

  • george carlin said the same shit years ago.

  • @alnwicktkd yes, and good thing someone continue to say it. Keep it coming, I want a long rant on religion.

  • @thekhai what has you so bothered about religion? If you don't like it, than don't follow any of it.

  • @TheLobrik DUH, I don't follow religion but religion will keep continue to bother everyone whether they are with it or not.

  • @thekhai Do you know why that is? Well, I'll tell you... it's because if your not with God, than your against God. There are only two sides in this world, the Devils and Gods, and you are on the Devils side. When this happens to a human, he barely ever thinks for himself, because his mind is so clouded with bs. People that convert to Christianity all say this is true. Trust me, I know Box Athletes, Karate Athletes that have converted, it's not all pussies like this guy says. Even Mob Bosses

  • @TheLobrik Wow, talk about a mind clouded with b.s.

  • @thekhai It's actually called systematic knowledge, and logic. Maybe if you had any of it, or strived to get some of it, you would understand the basics of life on Earth. Until than, I wish you luck. But honestly, sit down and think about it, how could this planet be so perfectly made? While all of the other planets are empty... If you have never thought about this question, than you have a LONG way to go in life, and I hope you come to a point in your life when push will come to shove.

  • @TheLobrik So Devils and Gods count as logic, interesting.

  • @thekhai I love how you skip everything I said, and just focus on one thing. What a troll.... Take your head out of your ass buddy. It is logical, especially after you see miraculous healing and when you hear the devil scream out of people when Christians cast out demons by praying over them. It's only logical... I heard a lady scream Lucifer, after the pastor asked what was inside of her, with an eeeery voice. How do you explain that buddy? whats YOUR logic?

  • @TheLobrik I'm a troll, huh. Who's the one making long ass comments and actually believe in a crazy lady's scream?

  • @thekhai lmao! alright, obviously you have nothing worthy to say. Holy crap your arrogant. Why don't you back your self up with some concrete evidence or proof. How old are you?

  • @TheLobrik YESSS... Thank you for proving that religion is full of shit and likes to bother people. Evidence and proof, good one. Show me yours first since you're (this is how you use "you are") the one claiming everything you say is the truth. All I said was I don't follow religion and BAM! Some religious person hit me with the Devils, Gods, planets, life, and demons and want me to believe it is all connected. Who is the arrogant one now?

  • @thekhai you said you wanted a long rant on religion, and so I gave you one. Who's the arrogant one now?

  • @TheLobrik The only reason we're here on earth is because the earth formed in the right place for life to exist. That's it. There are probably billions of earths throughout the universe, although it's highly unlikely we'll never know because we're likely to kill each other off over some stupid made up religious crap. If you truly believe that any of that exorcism crap is real you need to ask why all religion claim experiences.  Are all religions true? The human brain is easily deceived.

  • @Westy748 see that's your opinion, and at least you have a more educated opinion than most of the people on youtube who argue about religion. Let me tell you something though, I do believe in exorcisms, because I experienced it first hand. An ex-prostitute came to my pastor and said I still feel dirty from my past, so he told her to fast for 3 days and after that we will pray over her. Well on the third day we did and she passed out and than woke up and started shacking....

  • @Westy748 So we started praying over her and commanding the Devil to get out of her body. For about 10 minutes we didn't see any results, so my pastor did as what Jesus told us to do in the Bible, to ask the demon who he is. So while she is squirming and screaming with this eery manly voice the pastor asked who it was inside of her, and with a deep and scary voice she screamed, "Lucifer". I wish I had this on video, but it was surreal and opened my eyes forever.

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  • @TheLobrik It's likely that the ex-prostitute was low on blood sugar from a 3 day fast, and was highly susceptible to manipulation by your pastor, if she wasn't putting on a show prompted by the pastor. Do you think it's strange that in the muslim or buddhist world, the christian god doesn't give those people an experience that would lead them to christianity. All religions of the world claim culturally specific supernatural experiences. Can they all be right? No.

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  • Like you, I was brought up christian, went to Sunday school, was confirmed Lutheran. I was a unquestioning christian until the day I thought why is Christianity right and all the other people of other religions being condemned to hell? How is that fair? Spare me the verse about seed scattered on the earth. I think it's a horrible idea. Eternal hell fire for all who are born in another culture. I'm sure you've heard the muslim story, so should you a christian convert.

  • I'm sure a muslim from Saudi Arabia would feel the same way. As sure of your world view as you are, there is a muslim with the same belief. Their religion is right and yours is wrong. I encourage you to actually read your bible and study other religions. Think of it as an educational journey to see other perspectives.

  • @Westy748 I see where you're coming from, because I went through that stage in my life before. I didn't believe because of the same reason you just mentioned, how can all those people go to hell and not even know the reason why... But in all reality, is life really about fairness? God is God and He can do as He pleases. He never said that Everyone will be saved. He can easily destroy the whole world and not give a care, because we are His creation. Remember the flood story from...

  • If you have true faith then you shouldn't be afraid to question it, test it.

  • @Westy748 the Old Testament? Look at it this way... if you created a world and had control over everyone, you wouldn't care to destroy those little beings if they didn't listen or acted out against you. Well this is the case with God, it might sound silly, but that's the way I see it. There are a lot of questionable things about the Bible, but I have seen plenty of miracles and healings and exorcisms to know that it's not set up and it's supernatural. We can be ignorant and deny what..

  • @Westy748 we see and hear, but it's still there and it's happening. How can you explain those miracles and healings? You will say "oh whatever" but think about it, it all comes down to the Bible and God, because it is the best explanation of why that happens. The Bible wasn't based on some fat "wise" guy aka Buddhism, or another human Confucius. The Bible has been around for thousands of years and there's a reason, because it's all real. I doubt a lie would go around for that long...

  • @TheLobrik And I suppose you believe in the literal interpretation of the bible. You believe that the world is only 6000-10000 years old, man walked with dinosaurs, and carbon dating is a bunch of crap? Can't argue with an idiot and if you truly blindly believe those things, I won't waste any more of my time with you. As I said, do your research, see other perspectives, think for yourself, look at the EVIDENCE...

  • Obviously god is a man made idea. This claim is supported by the described behavior of "god" in the bible. Earth is 4.5 billion years old, dinosaurs died out about 65 million years ago, carbon dating can be off by 10,000 years but when you're talking about millions of years, 10,000 isn't much. FYI- your miracles and healings you claim are either church propaganda, BS written in the bible which well before modern medical knowledge, or natural healing that happens for biological reasons.

  • Obviously you don't think for yourself and won't think about what I'm writing so I leave you with this... Do your research, ask questions, use your brain, see things from multiple perspectives, and base your thoughts and ideas on evidence, not eye witness testimony, smoke and mirrors trickery, or claimed supernatural experiences.

  • @Westy748 Humans are not retards and we can see through lies and deception, sooner or later. There's a reason why it has been around for this long, because the Christians actually feel the Holy Spirit and their lives are always positive and there are soooo many great things that comes out of it. So why does everyone try to bash on Chrstians? Because they are led by the Devil. If you ask some people why they hate Christians, most of the time they say, "I don't know, I just do." LOL

  • @Westy748 How absurd is that... it just proves that there is something supernatural making them hate the Christians, and they can't even explain why that is. Or how do you explain Paul from the Bible... He HATED the Christians, but than God made him blind and healed him to show him that he was fighting for the wrong side. The worst persecutor of the Christians turned Christian. I bet if you picked up the Bible and read it from start to finish, you would change your mind. :)

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  • @Westy748 Not a very good god who obviously doesn't love or care about us. If he did he wouldn't make this world with all the suffering. Your average human parent has more love for their own child than your "god". Would a parent burn their child for eternity for not following them? No. Obviously you're beyond thinking for yourself. Brainwashed beyond... As I said watch Hitchens, Dawkins, Harris, and the Atheist experience. Call into the atheist experience and debate them.

  • If you have real faith then you can question it.

  • @alnwicktkd what just because george carlin had an opinion on religion nobody else can? don't be a cunt.

  • @parkt6792 a;right mate i'm actually a big bill burr fan I love his podcast and his stand up material I was merely pointing out that george carlin said it first so relax.

    also your mum takes it up the arse i'm sorry its the rules of the internet

  • @alnwicktkd your mum barely reacts to 2 girls 1 cup

  • @parkt6792 I know its awefull she heard on the street that your mum was starring in it so knew what to expect.

  • @alnwicktkd she must've got some bad info

  • @parkt6792 awwcmon you have too try harder than that its not fun anymore.

  • @alnwicktkd think that was a reference to your mother being a whore out 'on the streets' and asking around for information like a dumb bitch

  • @alnwicktkd And then Jim Jeffries did...

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