Tokyo Subway / Underground at rush hour / July 4th 2007

[lumpy195]

"Can you pull out? This is my stop."

[lumpy195]

"Can you pull out? This is my stop."

[lumpy195]

"Can you pull out? This is my stop."

[assholeAveandBSst]

aka...."will all passengers please be patient as we fit everyone on this train as best as we can mathematically/strategically for the best accurate positioning possible. Sorry for the inconvenience."

[buzfatik]

is this joke?

[maviosocha]

fart you...

[satafraction]

America

[cooldudethegreatspy]

This is why I love Dubai.

[TheAsiantard]

train.rar

[1zuponadream]

their trains back in 2007 look newer/better than the shit we have here in toronto

[collegestudentCa]

@1zuponadream Montreal trains own!

[ra3865]

さすがトンキンマナーが悪いな

[timmy2527]

I think tokyo metro needs a double decker trains like the one used in sydney metro.

[zzzxtreme]

they do they do that? im curious. aren't trains very frequent? will be visiting this december

[takku04]

@zzzxtreme

trains arrive every 2 minutes during rush hour.

[paquitohead]

Close the door with care, comparing it with Mexico City Wild Style: "Entras porque entras"!

[megamanx1291]

Can you please move, your dick is inside my ass.

GRSWERLAGK, DICSK IN MA MHOUTH BGKSE

[fighterflight]

@unholyimage OMG, you're like the new Einstein. the solution is to "decentralize japan" — of course!! how could such an elegant idea have eluded the Japanese government? it seems so obvious now that you mention it. I guess all Japan ever needed was for someone like you to come up with a stroke of genius and put it into a random YouTube comment. I'm sure your comprehensive plan for civic improvement will soon be implemented. now that it's been brought to their attention, the powers that be will

[sharky796]

@ajoeroooo

Because every train will be as full as that

[Nnovata]

heaven for molesters ¬¬

[ajoeroooo]

cant they just wait for the next train?? its only less than 5 minutes away!! whats the big deal they have to squeeze themselves inside. Its unbelieavable people can still breathe inside

[Coorweiser]

What if you get a boner?

[Leeschany]

@Coorweiser you will break your penis

[Save90]

@Coorweiser you will have more new partnerrs each time you take the subway lolollol

[unholyimage]

Sure it's efficient, but does anyone really WANT to live with this. The solution is not to increase trains, but to decentralize Japan a little more.

[hiashiro1]

@unholyimage once you get used to it, it is fine. I know from personal experience.

[eeikman]

Looks like the doors close gently without hurting anyone. As a tourist in London, I found that the trains in London's tube system have doors that close with a force that can really hurt!

[BMXfuel5o]

Train.rar

[snug]

Tokyo is no joke, it can be the middle of the day (outside of rush hour) and the trains are still more crowded than trains in Sydney or Melbourne during rush hour!

[KienKong]

@DeLuXa2 brauchst dir nicht anzuschauen wenn dus nicht willst

[nvm0]

she could have just waited for the next train..that is...if that is a good solution,I'm not sure

[MexicaltzingoAzteca]

Las PASTELEADAS que se han de dar ahí, Me cai que yo ahí sería feliz ARRIMÁNDOSELA a las japonesas, con ganas de ir a poner un puesto de GUAJES y GUAMÚCHILES afuera del metro, ¿unos FRIJOLES mi buen? ja ja ja nche cámara de gases ja ja ja ja

[xSoDisturbedx]

Did you see the guy with the handbag at 0:20 ? So gay:D

[catnips0addict]

@xSoDisturbedx lol that's not gay. most of the guys in japan has bags like that, that you can carry on your shoulder. nothing unusual. heh :p

[pepsiandsnapple]

lol at first i thought she couldnt fit, then bam, it was like a puzzle, u just stik in the wierd piece

[Leyhoooo]

that must be the subway to venus!

[mswinsdor21]

Thumbs up if you saw that hot fuckable chick at 0:26

[KienKong]

@mswinsdor21 horny bitch, go find a girlfriend

[TheBambayaa]

I hope theres no pregnant woman inside..sure collapsed due to lack of oxygen.

[florianwicher]

xD the japanese would save a lot of time by just waiting for the next train.

[Ganbacchau]

@florianwicher I'm no expert on teh matter, however I spent 1 month in beautiful Tokyo, and during rush hour many trains where going every 2 minutes, and waiting for the next one wasn't any better hehe. My first time I was kinda scared thinking ok I'll wait for next, but it was just the same.

[florianwicher]

@Ganbacchau yeah, but if a quarter of them would wait for the next train, they wouldn't block the doors and the trains could continue their ride much sooner. that would dramatically increase the number of trains that could go trough the station in the same time. (i solved the traffic issue of tokio, yeah) ^^

[123w45678]

They can stop one hour breath by trained.

[michis88]

ah okay, i live in germany... trains are never full like this apart from theres a famous football match but if it is, they dont press ppl in like that xD

[Shadowkiller013]

@onujaanus theres no way to get in u gotta buy a ticket first.. where do u guys live?

[michis88]

@onujaanus i would like to know this too :D

[Shadowkiller013]

@michis88 theres no way to get in u gotta buy a ticket first

[aasim8]

You would not see this in London or New York City.

[AkibakeiRiE]

from wiki : Tokyo has the most extensive urban railway network in the world. There are 882 interconnected rail stations in the Tokyo Metropolis, 282 of which are Subway stations. There are 30 operators running ''121 passenger rail lines'' (102 serving Tokyo and 19 more serving Greater Tokyo but not Tokyo proper), not including some 12 cable cars. Despite this vastness, the network is ''still being expanded''

[ElBarto3131]

@AkibakeiRiE

Remember, 13 million people in Tokyo Metropolis. Let alone the 35 million in the metro area, that's more people than my entire country.

[greggysr]

@AkibakeiRiE wiki is no longer a reliable source of info as it has been taken over by certain people whom I wont name, that already control the rest of the media through jewrnalists and moles, but thanks for the info!

[itsmacki]

0:26 cute student....SO NOT

[almirantenegro]

in japan have organization,but in brasil ........

[ChibiNinjax002]

LOlz they needs to add like 5 more carts to them trains, especially main ones like these

[OneAndOnlyPeach]

@ChibiNinjax002 Oh.

[senorbacjan2]

Sexy girls close to me and my hands down ,,, mmmmm Yeah !!!!

Can some get down my zipper please!!!!

[sdmcmk18]

They are soo fucking sexy..lol...

[OneAndOnlyPeach]

@sdmcmk18 Wat

[OhFishyFish]

Hell yeah, you can rub against some nice japanese teenager and noone will notice. :)

[OneAndOnlyPeach]

@OhFishyFish Except for everyone.

[phalanx237]

This happened to me on the Ōedo Line when I visited, we were packed like sardines in there. Had my hands in my pockets the whole time.

I felt like I was in a Where's Waldo book, LOL.

[kurokaminiso]

5分だか10分待てば来るんじゃないの？

[finkako86]

must remember to brush teeth ... (so the breath dont stink)

[OneAndOnlyPeach]

@finkako86 cool story, bro

[xxxpurplepoxxx]

the train stations in japan are cleaner then in ny >.>

[WildBuck007]

Seriously stupid to think of how often females complain of being "groped" when riding these. What exactly do they think will happen when you force your way in with a shoe horn??

"Oh excuse my hand miss, its completely enveloped in your anus."

[asakaolol]

This is insane, I live in Osaka, but i have'nt experienced anything like this.

Well, maybe due to over population there.

[OneAndOnlyPeach]

@asakaolol bro.

[kittycathappy]

the worst things that could happen were listed my LuXckyXWILL and PriusRider but what they forgot were:

what happens if you are the next stop is yours and you are in the middle

what happens if someone farted

what happens if you are an elderly trying to get off and on

what happens if you are pregnant

what happens if you are a kid holding your parents hand

what happens if you carry more then one bag

how many stuff are stolen

what happens when there is nothing to hold on and a quick stop is made

[arrrz0rrr9]

This is why Japanese people r good at tetris

[NickErerro]

@arrrz0rrr9 omg best comment i ever read about this xD

[mythicalness]

0:25 japanese schoolgirl

[oldi184]

@mythicalness

Yeah she looks sexy. SExy legs and sexy skirt.

[simpletimes222]

They have 42million people in the Tokyo National Capital Region. They have something like 10x the size of London's transport systems (which is quite big). I'm not sure how they can really improve their system as it is very good apart from the overcrowding.

[KuroiiTenshii]

They need to improve their system.

[Armos4lifee13]

@KuroiiTenshii

Tokyo metro is probably one of the most efficient and highly advanced metro's in the world.

[KienKong]

@KuroiiTenshii no.

[ZGJDJD]

It would be so good if you get a boner right on a sexy girl's ass......

[mrhookimaw]

0:24 SCHOOL GIRL!!!!!!!!! what there's a train in the background, I didn't even notice that.

[milanego16]

0;04 what a nice ass

[Isreal4realz]

gropers paradise...

[Armos4lifee13]

@Isreal4realz

You can't grope anyone because most girls get on the carriages which only allow girls on them, because when squashed next to all these woman, the men usually grope :l

[tokee1234567]

@Armos4lifee13 that's disgusting that they would resort to an all girl's train just b/c of the molesters

[Armos4lifee13]

@tokee1234567

Yea it is, but Japan has a pretty serious problem with men touching/inappropriately feeling women in the workplace and public. Then again, Japan is the most livable country in Asia (i think...) and the most developed in Asia. Great country!

[GreatCommunistEmpire]

ooops did i just fart? o well

[AirForceElite]

did she get pregnant?

[pokemonrocksfm]

i what happends if someone farts on a crowed train

[91770158]

uhhh...wow!!

[CASADINHAS]

Fuck your way of life!!! Sucess life ?? loooooooooooooool

Drink a fresh lemon vodka, after work near to the sea and talking whit friends is live . You japs are sheaps !!!

Sony sony, honda honda , money money, oh i never live my life ohohohoh... sheaps!!

[KienKong]

@CASADINHAS Shut the fuck up, when you dont know how life in Asia is.

[histuni]

jaja that´s nothing comparing with the MEXICO CITY subway.. in Mexico City there´s no people helping to close the doors.. the japs doesn´t know a real rush hour in a subway.

[AlohaKoa808]

@histuni Yeah but who really cares about mexico...

[majidenetai]

東西線か

I am attending school getting on this　touzai line every day

[AnimeFan1029384756]

awsome... 100% of them carry an umbrella :D

[catalinaguerrero]

why don't they just take a bus? a taxi? a bicycle? a friend's car?/ buy own car? etc?

[TheEliizaBet]

hahahahahaha

[EmoKittyLala]

Imagine someone next to u getting a random boner O.o

[k2theC2thejo]

@quoc411 I don't think you would have enough room honestly. looks like those people can't move once the doors shut.

[k2theC2thejo]

What if the doors opened while the train was moving due to , to much pressure on them. perhabs they should start running more trains.

[trebleclefts]

A single race country beautiful....

[transportguy100]

and we complain about the victoria line

[vikingvic]

wonder if there is a pickpocketproblem...

[Geno2733]

God forbid should that train derail or something

[markvenezia]

Now we know why Asian's can't drive, Because their not used to being in a car by them self.

[futeman2]

do u know what rush hour means?

do want be late 2 work?

[Hominjonathan]

LOL it's even much crazier than hongkong-__-

[ClaiomSolis]

lol, if you were to live in japan the best thing to do is get a job that has a different schedule than the normal one.

[luc649]

My luck I would be alone on the same train with the national sumo wrestling team.

[leon6266]

at least better than Melbourne trains, Australia, always delays, problems with rail tracks and hidden frults which they dont tell the public about it!

[stephenharperbest2]

would suck if your head just happened to be under a fat guys armpit

[wolfrain63]

its never like this when i go over to tokyo every summer... i must be lucky

[illusionofshadows204]

I went there last summer and I never had to cram in like that either. Guess we're both lucky? lol

[tanya9nithreus]

LOLZERS!!! XDDD AHAHAHA wow, she couldn't have taken the next one eh? xP lovin it! =D

[BlingBlingHot]

o my gosh Oô

[VivianPyro]

holy fuck, id wait til it got smaller, fuck that

[Muckydoggy1]

omg is that legal !? hahah i though london tube was bad, this is aweful, why don't they buy more trains??

[ExpressionOfMe]

If they bought more trains they wouldnt be able to run them. I think In peak hour theres a train roughly every 2minutes or so. I don't think they can run at much higher frequencey than that.

[dajapa]

@Muckydoggy1 duhh rush hour, plus is one of the most crowded cities in the world, they hire people 4 pushing

[iroisthebest]

Oh man!! how can they breath?

[TrainSpotterX]

TrainSpotterXあなたが彼のチャネルに移動するとい­くつかのオーストラリアの彼の電車の動画を参照して誘う

TrainSpotterX invites you to go over to his channel and see some of his train videos of Australia

[TrainSounds]

July 4th is USA independence day if you have not been to America.

[totoco2]

Same thing in Kiev)

even not in center... ))

[wkkimmy]

holy crap..just take the next one gosh damet

[tooka2]

@wkkimmy Actually, the next train which usually comes in few minutes, is also crowded like this. :D

[fairhillnorrie]

are these the new Ryan Air trains???

[newsmaniaingaidai]

some of us usually get off the car once to let others exit to the platforms...

and if you touch a lady's body (on purpose), you'll end up being accused as a criminal (called "Chikan").

[Chmapagne]

do they know PHYSICAL LAWS? people are not liquid nor gas

[UltraGreenCar]

@Chmapagne But they must hurry so on abord the train forcibly :|

[noxis93]

@Chmapagne Whereas liquid does not compress, just fills all the available space.

[ninja02134]

@Chmapagne technically even if people were made of liquid or gas there would still only a limited amount of space available in the metro cart. the way u made it sound is that the next time u go fill a glass of water it would never be full just because of the fact that the substance is liquid.

the way i see it is a bunch of people trying to make a world record to see how many people they can jam in a metro cart before they are late for work....end of story...

[Yellowmailer]

@Chmapagne There was a lot of gas in there though...

[klappahunda]

oh yeah, japan is really fucking civilized..

[mastermindsro]

Animal transportation style..

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

AYA HIRANO

[Carpetsniff]

what if someone needs to get out in the next station and he is stuck in the center of the train car?

[mpb199115]

i was wondering the same thing

[Kelindark]

If someone reach their supposed destination, how will they get out in that pack? I wonder..

[ToastOfDOOMM]

They all fall out.

LOL

[skyRichi]

what if someone fart inside, the smell.......

jeess

[LuXckyXWilL]

what happens if u get a boner in there

[PriusRider]

CHICAN!

what happens if u get a heard attack?

what happens if u vomit in there?

what happens if u transform into a zombie

[GhostsonAcid]

@PriusRider heard attack?....... wow......

[PriusRider]

@GhostsonAcid what?..

[GhostsonAcid]

@PriusRider you just spelled "Heart" wrong, that's all I was saying. It's all good though. :D

[PriusRider]

@GhostsonAcid yehr, my written english is HORROBLE. Mistakes all over the place.

God buy, sea u laters.

Good bye, see you laters.

1337 chat neard english =)

[kairiXhikariX]

@PriusRider I know. I get nervous in crowds and would probably puke when i get in.

[swat12000]

@PriusRider what happen is a guy is a transformer and accidently transforme :O

[OneAndOnlyPeach]

@PriusRider

Death = All of the above.

[928baller]

@LuXckyXWilL just say its ur pencil!! ROFL/

[solitajre222]

@LuXckyXWilL It's my big,hard,juicy ....Wallet... =]

[mrmoore1970]

@LuXckyXWilL LMAO

[maciejadams]

ok what if someone from the middle faints or gets an heart attrack?

[beanbaguk]

Well, they don't fall over. That's for sure.

[LuXckyXWilL]

theyr fuck

[naokokosuke]

하지만 바쁘게 돌아가는 그런사회를보니 역시대도시인것맡내 부럽다조금은 ㅎㅎㅎ

[idylan9]

agreed

[clubpenguin777]

Sydney is almost as bad, but our subways are less crowded because the cars are double deck.

[CKeiko000]

so exciting

[1annasor1]

why dont they just wait for the next train

[blowfly68]

because the next train looks the same ;)  (and the train before which I took :-)

[alhpamale]

because the japaneese hate bing late the take pride on being early well thats what my wife tells me

[sherwelthlangley]

This is what I don't get. Tokyo Metro is supposed to have very tight headways, particularly at stations like Shinjuku and Shibuya, during rush hour. Theoretically a train will come within 2 minutes or so.

[SaiyanVes]

they're just packing them in like sardines. isn't there rules about over crowding a train? seems dangerous.

[VanessaShowShow]

omg imagine u have to do that all the time. Nasty. Everybody squeezed together. what if the door accidentally opened and everybody just kinda died there.

[LauraIngrahamShow2]

japanese women with 5-month pregnancy are like that!

[naokokosuke]

일본 정말저런곳이구나 .... 나 정말 한국이 편한나라인게 맞는것같다.

[FarrapoFederalista]

I know what's like being in a tune can...hehehe

[Dino2jp]

called "Sushi train" ＾＾

[MAMA67]

imagine if your late for a job interview during that!!!