Doctor Who - Death is the Only Answer - Confidential Script To Scene Short

[doctorwholuver13]

Doctor who?

Death

[SuperFlyinPwrs]

So that's why Einstein's hair stands up.

[StickMarsChannel]

Am I the only one looking at the walls, looking for the children who wrote t?

[Jaseyboi1]

where did the translator sphere come from?

[dfarmbrough]

That was awful!

[isaac11o]

@dfarmbrough probaly because it was written by kids

[dfarmbrough]

@isaac11o The children of my civilisation would be insulted!

[AtarahDerek]

The fez lives, the stetson lives, and all is oodly right with the universe!

[yoyoguy281]

i see no fishsticks nor custard...

[dfarmbrough]

@yoyoguy281 That's because he's never eaten fish sticks, and he only ate custard once. Mind you the fez only appeared once, for five seconds and the children were still keen to make it the key to this adventure!

[yoyoguy281]

@dfarmbrough the song is called Fish Custard...

[4P0PH15]

(spoiler sort of) When a question is asked, silence will fall, and death is the only answer O.o

[JollyGoodFello]

To the answer of death is

Planet Nibiru

[Snagprophet]

Isn't it a bit of a fail that Einstein's theory was recently proven false?

[TheSecretCircle13]

You've got the wiggly bits and everything! xD

[renanddookie2094]

i don't get it!

[livingandthriving]

The kids obviously had a ton of fun writing this. They nailed the Doctor pretty well.

Some really good lines:

"About that... the Daleks kind of exterminated it last week. Or was it last century."

"That's the 20th century physicist for you. Always wanting to do it themselves."

[riomhadoir]

Albert then perfects his time machine which leads to the events of Command & Conquer: Red Alert.

[choredavey]

@CatsRcute03 only having a laugh i know what he said really

[DocImpossible]

Wha...what....happened there?

[choredavey]

I was fucking on my time machine and it started shaking, so I tried to turn it off!

and children wrote this? :P

[bartat404]

@choredavey working*

[liongirlfc]

You know this actually fits in for two reasons.

1.Matt had said that he wrote Doctor Who fanfiction about Albert Einstein this must be why The Doctor knows him in this episodeish.

2.The Ood kept on saying "death is the only answer" he is talking about The Doctor death in the The impossible astronaut.

[sanjoris]

@liongirlfc the doctor met albert in a previous episode during the 7th doctors episodes in the episode Time and the Rani

[popcornzoe]

@liongirlfc The seventh Doctor met Albert Einstein...

[57stewie]

@liongirlfc not right because this episodeish was set after "The Wedding of River Song" so it can't be that.

[Hottie8Stacy]

@liongirlfc The script was written by 4 children of Oakly Junior School. ;)

[mvour1]

so that was the best they came up with? im kind of disappointed

[tsohgallik]

@Brink0War lol Cthulhu? Seriously xD it's an Ood ok lets not call it a giant monster out of someone's ass :P jk

[SwizztheWolf5]

KaHAA! "This old trash will be around until the end of time! In fact, it was!!" Of course it was at the End of Time. That episode made me cry.

If nothing else, the kids managed to get the humor of the show, if in a more silly/childish way. This is cute.

[gleekinowlcity]

Matt Smith did write a fanfiction before he started as The Doctor, so I imagine he was excited to do this.

Also...@HoneyReno do you think Death is his name? (Not being sarcastic...seriously.)

[alabalacr2]

wait wasn't this supposed to have an enemy in it? i don't think oods count as enemies;i love oods

[InsertNameHere297]

@alabalacr2 neither do i (think ood count as enemies). the ood are good friends of the doctor.

[alabalacr2]

@InsertNameHere297 black marks are appearing on my hand when i look at your comment...

[InsertNameHere297]

@alabalacr2 HE IS AWAKE, AND YOU WILL WORSHIP HIM!!

[alabalacr2]

@InsertNameHere297 yeah and mind controlled humans are enemies too :l

[InsertNameHere297]

@alabalacr2 but usually the thing controling them is the main enemy

[InsertNameHere297]

I think the kids DID do most of the writing. But it was obviously edited by the writers. Remember some kids there will be like12 which is old enough to have good ideas

[mvour1]

@InsertNameHere297 your never to young to have good ideas

[InsertNameHere297]

@mvour1 exactly. kids have great imaginations, so it's not hard for them to write something as awesome as this

[Patriciamcb]

this is funny because silence will fall when the question is asked. silence is the doctor death. so you see, it sounds like it's all related.

[vash1234911]

The question that must never be answered is the doctors real name

[liltimeboy]

Liked Death is the only answer

[tedboz]

that was shit. the Einstein actor was good though

[redradrussian]

@HoneyReno The question that is hidden in plain sight... Doctor Who?

[HoneyReno]

Death is the only Answer to the Question. The Question that will lead to the Silence.

[dcmcshan]

I too just fr a second thought it was the first doctor! XD

[Tyrone3104]

Doctor Who Is My Favourite Show Ever I Dont Want it To End And Matt Smith Is Funny As The Doctor

[HoneyReno]

I totally thought that was the First Doctor when Einstein first appeared.

[LTGeraldo]

@HoneyReno agreed

[Brink0War]

I love how Einstein turned into Chthulu

[Airzeez]

Future Moffats in the making.

[jessicajfranklin]

written by my cousin and his friends!!!! SOO proud, they did a great job!

[Hottie8Stacy]

@jessicajfranklin Cool, this year my school are doing the same thing - but with an olympic theme!

[nkp1981]

funny "your timemashine"

[strawberrybranded15]

Haha, the 18th of September is my birthday! XD I feel honoured.

[sherrytastic]

Those kids are bloody clever! they're awesome!

[GallifreyanGirl40]

I love how Einstein kinda looks like the first Doctor!

[BriarNeverSay]

why is albert french?

[TheEndlessWarlock]

I wonder if all this was Matt's fanfic made into a story.

One can only guess at this point, since all we know about Matt's fanfic is that the Doctor meets Einstein.

[keithj1992]

@TheEndlessWarlock junior high students won a script writing contest

[TheEndlessWarlock]

@keithj1992

I know that now. I also found that Matt's fanfics (yes, he wrote many) had the Doctor and Einstein go to Egypt and build the Pyramids or something.

[CloverDigital]

HELL YEAH FEZ.

[BoredomDeleted]

Einsteins working on a time machine? god dammnit, man, havent you ever played Red Alert?

[jordanm785]

these kids are good :)

they should get hired for a full episode.........maybe even a whole series :)

[TheStarbender]

What was with the stars and ring thingy-ma-bobs at the very end? Around 3:48

[cadaei123]

@TheStarbender It's the 'Doctor Who Confidential' show transition to the next scene.

[TheStarbender]

When is this short supposed to take place? After the series six finale?? Because where on earth did he get the fez and when did River blow up the TARDIS? AGAIN?

[shiningstar08]

@TheStarbender he meant blew up the fez, not the TARDIS.

[GivettheGAS]

@shiningstar08 I don't think so, River was in the TARDIS in a loop as it was blowing up, if I remember correctly.

[shiningstar08]

@GivettheGAS To Fez: "Oh, I missed you. I can't believe River blew you up!" referring to when she took it off his head and exploded it. @thestarbender misinterpreted the line, thinking he said that River blew the TARDIS up. YES, she was in the TARDIS as it exploded, but she did not blow it up.

[LinkHimora]

@TheStarbender It seems to take place before "Closing Time" As it deffenatly takes place when he's alone and The Ood are time sensitive which is why we kept on getting a title drop every time Oodstine spoke.

[GBD1000]

@TheStarbender He said she blew up the fez, not the TARDIS

[extraleague01]

Death is the only answer! Do you think this is possibly an answer to the ultimate question in series 6 finale?

[sparkydoodle96]

@extraleague01 nah! haven't you watched it? it's doctor's name

[extraleague01]

@sparkydoodle96

I know about it. Well, I guess you're right.

[weelittledragon]

@sparkydoodle96 Oh, but is it the Doctor's name? I mean, seriously: rule 1: Moffat lies!

[sparkydoodle96]

@weelittledragon well, i don't think he would lie about it while billions of people dying to learn it. and rule 2(or was it 7?): trust the doctor.

[orbital151]

For some reason, I think those kids had "help" writing this. The teachers did it.

[EGRJ]

I have no doubt Moffat will turn this episode into the centerpiece of Series 7, with each and every innocent element playing an important and vital role.

[mrfrisk007]

These kids are shhhmart!

[jenbojenbojeno]

How did those kids come up with this? They're much cleverer than me lols

[cpnoodle118]

i live 2 min away from oackly

[familymangay]

how they did this is great

[MrsDrCullen123]

Well that was,, interesting. As always love the fezz x

[diggly123]

Young little Moffats in the making :)

[Skyuni123]

These kids are amazing. :)

[Equeen14]

Those kids should write the real episodes!

[lephong]

i find it amusing that this features albert einstein and matt smith admitted to writing a fanfic of the doctor with albert einstein. bit random with all the events, but that's to be expected of kids. they just smash the fun bits together, even if it doesn't make any sense. yay childhood!

[antony492]

Would never have guessed this was written by a bunch of kids!

[Pollypo66]

That was so confusing :p

[GrimaceGrunson]

I love how this is just a usual day in the life of the Doctor. And nicely done to the kids!

[mhaid1]

Well done kids! 

[jack1000]

"....What just happened?"

"Long story. You went a bit Ood..er...bit odd."

Those kids are geniuses.

[RegenerationStorm]

I seriously cannot imagine a kid writing that - and how biased to ban and kid over 11 from entering - every kid over 11 grew up with David Tennant's Doctor!

[thenextbroadwaystar1]

Wow, for little kids. That wasn't bad

[SpazzyMcGee1337]

Wut?

[anakluhur]

@bexxiiiibex eww.. einstein looks like idiot. the kids too stupid.

[Jobbeybob]

@anakluhur The kids didn't cast it, moron.

[Th311D0ct0r]

That episode was so awsome its going on my ipod :D

[TeamWolves]

Well... that was awesome :D

[legotech101]

matt smith has singed for another series and he will not die in series 6

[greekminime1]

@legotech101 duh havent you seen episode 13

[legotech101]

@greekminime1 which episode. name?

[greekminime1]

@legotech101 The Wedding of River Song, its an excellent episode

[tgiacin435]

@legotech101 he didnt

[richarldluva124]

@legotech101 haven't u seen "the wedding of river song" which is the finale. of course he doesn't die

[bigdubbatoo]

★☆★☆★

[Wizepie]

Well then. That wasn't confusing at all.

[jadekr]

@Wizepie it was written by kids from writing contest. i think.

[ImagenaryFriendd]

"Nice hair, you should keep it. Looks more sciency."

[backout45]

Lol I love this

[yeagofull]

great...

[richarldluva124]

is this gonna be shown on tv?

[AngryHolly]

@richarldluva124 it was, on confidential

[richarldluva124]

@AngryHolly i mean in a real doctor who ep. cuz i don't get confidential where i live :(

[Th311D0ct0r]

@richarldluva124 you can watch it on the internet

[xxBeetlejuiceloverxx]

THE YOYO