1998, a girl named holly-ju was walking through a forest when she was approached by a huge marauding black man. Next she was seen there was nothing but a note. The note said:
Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
I'm going to pretend to be one of those nerds who write chain letters because they are octimistic illiterate fucktards.
My name is Sabrina and i got my face beat and so i will beat your face if you dont put this to *enter random fucking number here* different videos
All of you are FUCKING retarded. If you believe any of this crazy shit you DESERVE to get your face beat. Go kill yourself losers, Suicide is the best and ONLY option for people like you.
read now since u started?a dude named billy died on the day of friday the 13th.3 years later a girl named sarah died of the same weapon.if u dont repost this to 3 other videos u will die tonight in ur sleep by this cereal killer!!!
in 1872 there was a clown how as a great juggler but they hanged him because he was accused of molesting a young girl at 4:00 am he will come over at your house and kill you with an ax
his is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
if you dont repost this to 2 videos in around 30 mins. michel jackson will come out off you closet and rape you (you wont die) ps you wont die bechuse it wont work
OK since you've started reading this its too late to stop. in 2001 a 15 year old girl was killed in a clearing in scotland. nobody knows who or what killed her but there is scratch marks all over her body and she looks horrific. she is said to roam around the world and can go 2 places at once. if you dont post this comment on 5 other videos or websites in ten minutes she will suddenly attack you and kill you in some gruesome way. this is scary coz it happened to my friend. please. ?
I think I'd rather see dumbasses hurt themselves in comedic fashion and post a video of it than read that stupid crap. Some of the chain letters I read in comments boxes don't even TRY.
sorry for reposting again lol but i gotta say 1 las tthing..if i find this person who created chainletter (ill hunt them down and gut them like a fish).. not just me hunting them down.. we should all hunt this idiot down
YOu better go back a couple of hundred years because chain letters have been around FOR EVER!!! My friend was joking the other day about how cavemen were probably chisiling them out on stone at one time!LOL
haha classic... freaking caveman.. your mate is proberly right.. they proberly did chiziled them on a stone.. the only words came out of there mouth is abooga booga lol
I especially hate chain letters that say stuff like this: "If you don't repost this a virus will come and destroy your computer." I mean how does reposting it stop a virus from destroying your computer.
LEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
repost 3 times to be saved only a retard will repost this
I created this letter in hopes that ill get some kind of attention, even if its negative, because that's how starved i am for it. The next part will be a manufactured lie meant to pull on your heart strings and/or to scare you to passing it on. And then after that ill resort to minor threats... God I'm dumb...
Pass it on to every video to shine some light on chain letters ... YAY!
I created this letter in hopes that ill get some kind of attention, even if its negative, because thats how starved i am for it. This next part will be a manufactured lie meant to pull on your heart strings and/or to scare you to pass
think of a sentence in you head,okay if you dont post this comment then your sentece in 20 minutes you will look to you right you will see mickey mouse with a knife i like the color blue
By reading this you are now (forever) under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
Yes! The anti-chain is the best thing that has happened! And also, this is my favorite rant, because I get so freakin' pissed off at how many chain letters there are going around with side comments like, "I'm sorry, I don't wanna die", but that's bullsh*t!!! I've read all of them, and my mom hasn't died, no one's haunted me, and I haven't died, even though I never kept those chain letters going! For those who believe them, CHAIN LETTERS AREN'T REAL, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD.
Nah, they need a grave...... best...those "chain letter creators" should be burried IN IT! SAME FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY SPAM THOSE CHAIN LETTERS AROUND ON AND ON TO OTHERS!
By reading this you are now (forever) under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
By reading this you are now (forever) under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
Hello my name is Caddie. I'm 18 years old, but I'm not on earth right now. I'm in Hell. Some lady with one eye came up to me and poured acid on my left eye. I can only see out of my right eye, which is my weak eye. But it has special powers. Copy and paste this to 20-40 videos and you will spare your left eye. Thank you.
There was once a boy named. I hate chain letters. One day HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER POSTED A CHAIN LETTER These things are so stupid and whoever makes them are domesticated black ass rotten fugly dumbshitted peons.... LITterally
If you don't pass this on to another 30 people nobody will ever like you. Your father will begin beating your mother, she will become a whore, you brothers and sisters will commit suicide, your pets will be skinned alive, and you'll get AIDS and never succed in anything you do in life.
I just wanted to post this to see what you say about it.
once you've started reading this its to late to turn back. this is so effin scary! if you dont send this chain letter off in the next 5 minutes giant brownie monsters will take you away and feed you to pandas. the 5 minutes will start in
Nice, man. It's about time someone opened their mouth and spoke the truth about these GOD AWFULLY ANNOYING ****ING THINGS! Sorry, I just hate them that much.
My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight.
Ah yes. Myspace is a festering cesspool of chain letters. And yet these same people are my friends. I love my friends and all, but a lot of them can be fucking retarded.
He didn't use it repeatedly everyother word, what he was saying was people use it too often in EVERY SENTENCE and sometimes 2 or 3 times in the same sentense.
He only used it once in the ENTIRE vid, where as most people use it 50 or 60 times in a single vid.
There's a difference between moderatly saying the word on occasion and not being able to get a sentence out without using it.
<i>THIS IS NOT A FAKE you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 1000 videos in the next day. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life!</i>
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F six AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
The MJ legend on youtube is true you know one were you have to repost this on three other video to night or MJ will fly you to neverland to ride the zipper ride.
If you dont pass this on to 30 people nobody will ever like you your father will begin beating your mother she'll become a whore your brothers and sisters will commit suicide your pets will be skinned alive and youll get AIDS and never suceed with anything you do in life...... Wow thats real dumb lol
It's just like when you throw away your sweepstakes from Publisher's Clearing House that says "You could have one 1000000$" THere's that small part of you that keeps thinking "What if I DID win?!"
But honsetly, besides being annoying, I think I know why chain posts make people SO MAD, whether you want to admit it or not, I think people have atleast about a 1 or 2 percent supersticious side to them that believes these post COULD be true, and they get mad b/c in a way they feel like they HAVE to repost but they dont wanna admit there's a small part of them that believe it.
I love you!!!! You are my hero!!!! copy and paste this to 5 other anti-chain vids if you hate chains. STOP THE CHAIN LETTERS! THEY WILL ONE DAY BE ILLEGAL!!
I don't think they SHOULD become illegal, although annoying it's simple just to ignore them, I mean it's not such a big deal since they're not real. I just think the law has more important things to do than to moniter chain posts on You Tube.
in 1945 a young girl named kata lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. a mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" in her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions.
retype this message as a comment for three other videos
People are always complaining about spam and chainletters, What I get tired of seeing are rude comments to videos. Just about every video you open up someones always posing You Suck!!! or you're videos GAY, or you're a fucking faggot! How about if we start marking comments like THOSE as spam? But noting muchi s ever said abot those.
I think the reasoning for not marking those is because if we did, 90% of youtube's comments would be marked for spam. When people are given total anonymity and the ability to say whatever they want, they turn into assholes. Plus, marking them for spam is giving them even more attention when for the most part, I prefer to ignore useless homophobic comments that have no bearing on the content of my videos.
I hate those stupid chain letter are so stupid and dumb they are annoying God they are just so stupid and ****ing dumb I don't care if some ****c died in 1452 god they can all kiss my ass great rant.
If anything an anti-chain letter, chain letter should be started and fed upon year after year like that "gas out" Hoax! I really hate chain letters. if you send one to me via postal mail I'll report you to the postmaster, if you email me I will report you for tos abuse and spam, same goes for myspace and anywhere else.
Okay, this is REAL! I didn't believe it. This happened to me and I'm trying to save you from the same fate! In 1977 a college student from North Carolina was murdered by her boyfriend who was possessed by a demon that slit her throat in her sleep. If you don't copy and paste this in to at least 5 videos in the next 30 minutes the same demon will make you deaf tonight in your sleep.
i was 12 when i went on the horror section of snopes and isaw all these stories about carjackers slashing people's ankles while hiding under cars and ghosts hiding under hospital beds and stalkers and stuff...
i could not sleep
i ran into my parent's room across the hall so i could watch tv and have my dog to keep my company...
so i am living proof of how people can almost get scared to death by chain letters
There is a site called basilmarket, and it has a forum, but unfair rules, and I sent a chain letter to try to change the rules...I get banned for that, while other losers with the "girl that died in 1933" BS don't get banned. Sucks doesn't it.
In the year 1337, some retard did something retarded. That has nothing to do with the story but if you post this on 5 other walls, then press Alt+F4, your wallpaper will appear! And if you press Win Key, U, U, your computer will shut down! If you don't do this within 5 minutes, you can go die.
i got one we can start tell people to never ever ever start a chain or continue a chain and tell them to tell people to stop and juts stop that try that
In 90000B.C. a guy made so much bullshit that he made the stuff "chainletters".He eats bullshit,drinks dinosaur pee,and makes out with a rock.Pass this on and get a free dollar.(you know sarcasim when you see it right?)
if i find any one who thinks its funny to send chain letters when i die i will haunt there lives and there dreams so stop sending chain letters and if you do you can go fuck yourself.
i totaly agree when your friends send them they are threatning you they know it's not right so anyone who sends them to you out their tell them not to and that they're waisting their time.and if they carry on i wouldn't be their friend
Good Job, I always thought it was stupid in some way, I got it once and it's like if you don't do this you'll become poor and die ugly or some shit like that
Even my best friends send me those goddamn things. I don't know what they could possibly thinking. "This kid was going to kill himself, but because someone stopped to help them carry their books home, he decided to live and ALWAYS LOVE EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SPECIAL JEWELS IN THE EYES OF GOD," holy shit. I want to kill people.
READ
1998, a girl named holly-ju was walking through a forest when she was approached by a huge marauding black man. Next she was seen there was nothing but a note. The note said:
Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies,
Upheaveal of human entrails
Begin the anal grounting
Post this on 100,000 other videos in
3 mins or dis will happen to YOU.
HeavenDenies909 2 years ago
The one chain letter you made up (I know it's a joke)but my Dad passed and I'm an only child.lol
myusernamiscool 2 years ago
reply fool to every single fool who believes in chain letters or any other *bad wordies :D*
because they are a fool and i h8 chain letters
reply to 50 people and reward urself
water5000 2 years ago
lmao 99999999999999999%
evilnino414 2 years ago
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Hi.
I'm going to pretend to be one of those nerds who write chain letters because they are octimistic illiterate fucktards.
My name is Sabrina and i got my face beat and so i will beat your face if you dont put this to *enter random fucking number here* different videos
All of you are FUCKING retarded. If you believe any of this crazy shit you DESERVE to get your face beat. Go kill yourself losers, Suicide is the best and ONLY option for people like you.
Is spamming youtube Necessary...?
HellsRayne 2 years ago
LOL
fuck u
WrestlingUploader27 2 years ago
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read now since u started?a dude named billy died on the day of friday the 13th.3 years later a girl named sarah died of the same weapon.if u dont repost this to 3 other videos u will die tonight in ur sleep by this cereal killer!!!
lyons56 2 years ago
fool
water5000 2 years ago
wtf 0:34 doesnt make any sense because nightmares already haunt u
DarkAlechemist 3 years ago
What, you expected a chain letter to make sence?
I actualy read one that said, And I Quote, "for the rest of your life for seven years."
I shit you not.
TAGMOMG 3 years ago
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1.copy this message
2.hold your breath and paste to another video if you can then you are a great kisser i did it it was hard good luck lol
iman3344 3 years ago
Honestly? Can you even swim under water? It was hard? Seriously.
VxOsx 3 years ago
fool
water5000 2 years ago
I love the end of the video. Nice how it cuts off like that.
TAfTfilms 3 years ago
in 1872 there was a clown how as a great juggler but they hanged him because he was accused of molesting a young girl at 4:00 am he will come over at your house and kill you with an ax
peopleareso 3 years ago
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his is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
sword555555 3 years ago
excellent rant!
gameshowfreak 3 years ago
cool soutth park dolls!
beavistv369 3 years ago
ur soooooooooooooo right. i get them all the f***ing time and it IS bullshit!!!!!!
canadarulez678 3 years ago
Oh, heres a chain mail, if u dont pass this on, good
Reardon618 3 years ago
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I HATE CHAIN LETTERS
hermanli4life 3 years ago 2
ive gotten at least 20 chain letters in the last month
bafflea 3 years ago
if you dont repost this to 2 videos in around 30 mins. michel jackson will come out off you closet and rape you (you wont die) ps you wont die bechuse it wont work
darkmooncrestdude 3 years ago
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OK since you've started reading this its too late to stop. in 2001 a 15 year old girl was killed in a clearing in scotland. nobody knows who or what killed her but there is scratch marks all over her body and she looks horrific. she is said to roam around the world and can go 2 places at once. if you dont post this comment on 5 other videos or websites in ten minutes she will suddenly attack you and kill you in some gruesome way. this is scary coz it happened to my friend. please. ?
standardwarpr1 3 years ago
You're right about this. I hate those things.
Codebreaker7 3 years ago
lol true!!! i ahet them so much!!!
nancymunoz34 3 years ago
I think I'd rather see dumbasses hurt themselves in comedic fashion and post a video of it than read that stupid crap. Some of the chain letters I read in comments boxes don't even TRY.
ranchdressing 3 years ago
sorry for reposting again lol but i gotta say 1 las tthing..if i find this person who created chainletter (ill hunt them down and gut them like a fish).. not just me hunting them down.. we should all hunt this idiot down
sikokiller12 3 years ago
YOu better go back a couple of hundred years because chain letters have been around FOR EVER!!! My friend was joking the other day about how cavemen were probably chisiling them out on stone at one time!LOL
pgy002 3 years ago
haha classic... freaking caveman.. your mate is proberly right.. they proberly did chiziled them on a stone.. the only words came out of there mouth is abooga booga lol
sikokiller12 3 years ago
Chisel this onto 3 other stones or die....
We were joking about putting chain letters in bottles and sailing the down the river, saying "copy and put in 3 other bottles...." LOL
pgy002 3 years ago
I especially hate chain letters that say stuff like this: "If you don't repost this a virus will come and destroy your computer." I mean how does reposting it stop a virus from destroying your computer.
pridakfan253 3 years ago
kyle i think about that all the time.. who the hell did create the shitty chain letters
sikokiller12 3 years ago
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LEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs
NightOfKnights 3 years ago
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1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
repost 3 times to be saved only a retard will repost this
ItachiCosplay 3 years ago
... im getting these damn letters through my cell phone... they need anti-spam in phones XD
jjmop3 3 years ago
I created this letter in hopes that ill get some kind of attention, even if its negative, because that's how starved i am for it. The next part will be a manufactured lie meant to pull on your heart strings and/or to scare you to passing it on. And then after that ill resort to minor threats... God I'm dumb...
Pass it on to every video to shine some light on chain letters ... YAY!
jjmop3 3 years ago
I created this letter in hopes that ill get some kind of attention, even if its negative, because thats how starved i am for it. This next part will be a manufactured lie meant to pull on your heart strings and/or to scare you to pass
jjmop3 3 years ago
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DONT READ THIS!:
think of a sentence in you head,okay if you dont post this comment then your sentece in 20 minutes you will look to you right you will see mickey mouse with a knife i like the color blue
lilroller333 3 years ago
I just made a chain letter about a homless guy who lives in your computer. It come with a friking hilarious picture and dosent threat anyone sooo...
raichu4u 3 years ago
what do you mean by gay disney origie cartoon? you mean miley cirus X cory?
yeah fuck those two and chain letters
BalooDumptruck 3 years ago
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This is the Anti-Chain.
By reading this you are now (forever) under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
the Anti-Chain has spoken!
angelkken 3 years ago
But THAT'S a chain letter, nigger.
MentalMaladies 3 years ago
This vid is hilarious! XD I hate spammers too...
Vanst4 3 years ago
Yes! The anti-chain is the best thing that has happened! And also, this is my favorite rant, because I get so freakin' pissed off at how many chain letters there are going around with side comments like, "I'm sorry, I don't wanna die", but that's bullsh*t!!! I've read all of them, and my mom hasn't died, no one's haunted me, and I haven't died, even though I never kept those chain letters going! For those who believe them, CHAIN LETTERS AREN'T REAL, GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD.
Thank you.
Dorknerd1 3 years ago
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CHAIN LETTERS ARE FUCKING STUPID!
DareDevilMasterGurl2 3 years ago
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if you repost this you will get at leat a doller. lol
yoshimasterleader 3 years ago
Oh yes, everybody LOVES chain letters. *rolls eyes*
Seriously, why are these people actually believe that type of bull? Nevertheless, the creators of the chain letters really need lives.
mystique8807 3 years ago
Nah, they need a grave...... best...those "chain letter creators" should be burried IN IT! SAME FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY SPAM THOSE CHAIN LETTERS AROUND ON AND ON TO OTHERS!
Kyle....great video...nice nice nice!
ThanatosXS 3 years ago
whi the fuck invented chain letters lol fucking faggots lol
great video mate
sikokiller12 3 years ago
This is the Anti-Chain.
By reading this you are now (forever) under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
the Anti-Chain has spoken!
homerwantpie 3 years ago 9
This is the Anti-Chain.
By reading this you are now (forever) under the protection of the Anti-Chain, and from now on all threats, curses and promises made by any chain mail you see, are nullified.
There are more individuals supporting the Anti-Chain than there are supporting any single chain mail, so our power will always be greater.
If you ever try to create a chain mail after having read this, you *will* suffer your OWN punishment. Repost this if you want.
the Anti-Chain has spoken!
chromeboi 3 years ago 5
lol this is great! Chain letters are retarded. In fact, I am a member of the anti-chain. yay.
chromeboi 3 years ago
Some one needs to pass this video on to 30 more users in the next 60 minutes or they will get AIDs.
SuperFizzoly 3 years ago
nice one
RevonZZ 3 years ago
I'm sick of chain letters. If you are too, send this to at least 20 people in the next 2 minutes or your home town will be destroyed by aliens :D
No seriously, I really agree with you, I'm sick of getting those chain letters, especially the ones that are fuckin' pointless -.-
RegiMoep 3 years ago
Yes, I agree with you. However, I would send a terminator to stop chainletter writers from existing.
TheSkynetChannel 3 years ago
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lmao ugly white kid
lilwilliam69 3 years ago
lol. douche bag black kid.
AkewsticRockR 3 years ago
ROFL racist.
goldskarr 3 years ago
You racist bastards!
TheSkynetChannel 3 years ago
i was talkin to lilwilliam69
goldskarr 3 years ago
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You will die in 7 days i cut to the point. This comment is a joke I hate chain letters to. I f you have read this then you hate chain letters
Dragonmancer66 3 years ago
chain letters fucking suck!!!!!!!!!!!
Rollerbladingfreak5 3 years ago
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I HATE CHAIN LETTERS!!!!
mrdirector101 4 years ago
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Hello my name is Caddie. I'm 18 years old, but I'm not on earth right now. I'm in Hell. Some lady with one eye came up to me and poured acid on my left eye. I can only see out of my right eye, which is my weak eye. But it has special powers. Copy and paste this to 20-40 videos and you will spare your left eye. Thank you.
PyroSandMaster 4 years ago
"If it's not related to me I'm not ***BEEEEP*** interested." Nice one ! :-D
Excellent, 5 stars. I hate chain letters too, but thanksfully most are marked as spam now on Youtube.
technoshock11 4 years ago
There was once a boy named. I hate chain letters. One day HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF WHOEVER POSTED A CHAIN LETTER These things are so stupid and whoever makes them are domesticated black ass rotten fugly dumbshitted peons.... LITterally
Spectan 4 years ago 4
Do you have anymore info on Disney's gay orgy cartoon?
TheUnnamedGent 4 years ago
Hehehe, when you finished saying your made-up chain mail, you sounded a little bit like Peewee Herman. That made me smile.
Raunchyfad 4 years ago
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Eeny meeny miny mo, catcha nigger by the toe, if he hollers, let him go! Eeny meeny miny mo
Copy this to 5 otehr vid blogs..
InformationOverload7 4 years ago
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An aught's an aught, a figure's a figure, all for the white man, none for the nigger.
Copy this to 5 toerh video blogs!!!!
InformationOverload7 4 years ago
Favorited and 5 Stars!
It's like you red directly from my mind.^^
RambakaSama 4 years ago
THANK YOU!!
<3 morgz
cowsrcool5544 4 years ago
whats the remaining 0.00000000001 percent of chainleters??
Animewizz 4 years ago
good ones, which are like for cancer, or anti-chainletter chainletters.
jes230 3 years ago
If you don't pass this on to another 30 people nobody will ever like you. Your father will begin beating your mother, she will become a whore, you brothers and sisters will commit suicide, your pets will be skinned alive, and you'll get AIDS and never succed in anything you do in life.
I just wanted to post this to see what you say about it.
winched 4 years ago
That's quite an original one there.
AkewsticRockR 4 years ago
once you've started reading this its to late to turn back. this is so effin scary! if you dont send this chain letter off in the next 5 minutes giant brownie monsters will take you away and feed you to pandas. the 5 minutes will start in
3
2
1
NOW!
BETALINKX 4 years ago
This is so rediculous, I am not even going to say anything.
jes230 3 years ago
jes- Ummmm, you just did!
pgy001 3 years ago
you said cain letters was 99.999999999999999% complete bullsh** so you think it's not completely bullsh**.
winched 4 years ago
He mentions his exception at about 1:00.
DWCjedi 4 years ago
Nice, man. It's about time someone opened their mouth and spoke the truth about these GOD AWFULLY ANNOYING ****ING THINGS! Sorry, I just hate them that much.
WiiTheNinja 4 years ago
OMG i agree 110%!!!
uchiha343 4 years ago
Spammer: A year ago my cat, Polly, died. If you don't send this to 15 people in the next 2 hours, she'll haunt your nightmares for all eternity.
Insanimania: I know, I'm the one who killed her.
Nice rant. 5/5 & favorite.
insanimania 4 years ago
LOL nice one XD.
yosh322 4 years ago
wow, after watching this, i intentinoally searched up random vids, and specificly looked for chain letters to spam, wow, its like a hobby now, thanks
rockleemaster 4 years ago
Wicked idea,Spam spammers,sweeeet ima enjoy this
okami101 4 years ago
they chain letter u made p was funny XD but everything u said was true 5/5
dogsoldier123 4 years ago
You suck. Post this in 7 more videos so you don't suck and get many Subscribers.
lol. Just kidding =D But yes. chain letters suck. I've hated them since I first signed on youtube.
Megaman765 4 years ago 2
Meh, I got so much chain letters at my most viewed video. D:<
yosh322 4 years ago
YES! chainletters must die! one time ive read a really stupid one about a guy who escaped from jail and since i read it hes gonna come kill me ROFL!
so its saying that guy is automatically going to know where i live?
deoshi 4 years ago
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My name is Jaime Heras. I'm 14 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately.You have 900 seconds to repost this or I will visit you tonight.
zachy180zz 4 years ago
Ah yes. Myspace is a festering cesspool of chain letters. And yet these same people are my friends. I love my friends and all, but a lot of them can be fucking retarded.
KytanoSkorpius 4 years ago
Actually,when one of your "friends" do that,it's probably not even them.Their account probably got stolen by a spammer.I know,it sucks.
Tonsilguy 4 years ago
If any of the chainletters actually worked then:
My mother would have died about 5 times now
I wont have a girlfriend for the next 20 years
I would be stalked by about 200 ghosts
I would have been brutally murdered about 3 times
___________________________________________________
And nothing has happened yet.
Its a load of BS
Stop passing chainletters you f*cking morons!
link670 4 years ago
In emails I get the "Make a wish and send it to 5 other people a lot"
SurfingInARainbow1 4 years ago
That has to suck major dude,some idiotic site gave away my email and im getting spammed with offers for jobs meanwhile im only 13,it pisses me off
okami101 4 years ago
thats the reason i left myspace
prestonflame12 4 years ago
"If its not related to me, I'm not ****FUCKING**** intrested"
Watch Rant #2: World I'm Sick Of
You fail. GG.
(You'll have to watch the first couple of minutes to figure out what I'm talkin about)
Porkysnail 4 years ago
He didn't use it repeatedly everyother word, what he was saying was people use it too often in EVERY SENTENCE and sometimes 2 or 3 times in the same sentense.
He only used it once in the ENTIRE vid, where as most people use it 50 or 60 times in a single vid.
There's a difference between moderatly saying the word on occasion and not being able to get a sentence out without using it.
BlueEyed65000 4 years ago
he said he meant people who use it in day to day cponversations.
coolspannerRNProd 4 years ago
My recent comments are all replies of the shit chain letters commented on this video.
legendofstickman 4 years ago
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<i>THIS IS NOT A FAKE you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 1000 videos in the next day. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life!</i>
TeMpLeFrEeZe 4 years ago
BULL SHIT!
legendofstickman 4 years ago
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
InformationOverload7 4 years ago
BULL SHIT!
legendofstickman 4 years ago
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read dis
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this
put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don't , u will lose ur love
InformationOverload7 4 years ago
I DON'T GOT A LOVE, BUT BULL SHIT!
legendofstickman 4 years ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F six AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
InformationOverload7 4 years ago
FUCK OFF!
Metallink128 4 years ago
Ok, this is a positive one: Copy and paste this into other videos to stop chain letters, FUCK CHAIN LETTERS!!!
jimmybuttface 4 years ago
that was awsome i hate chain mail its fucking stupid theres no significant point to it and it just pisses people off
crip990 4 years ago
i agree i took of my response part beacuse of that
these are the ones i got and found anoying: your mom will die in 4 hours,i will come out of a tv and kill you. and other anoying letters
1devo6587 4 years ago
If you think internet chain letters are horrific, believe it or not, people used to send those through the regular snail mail.
DWCjedi 4 years ago
You win the internets.
abcdpup399 4 years ago
I get those too and it's annoying as Hell! >..<
nekozukichan 4 years ago
I get money form this one
justicegang 4 years ago
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The MJ legend on youtube is true you know one were you have to repost this on three other video to night or MJ will fly you to neverland to ride the zipper ride.
justicegang 4 years ago
Lol.
jimmybuttface 4 years ago
If you dont pass this on to 30 people nobody will ever like you your father will begin beating your mother she'll become a whore your brothers and sisters will commit suicide your pets will be skinned alive and youll get AIDS and never suceed with anything you do in life...... Wow thats real dumb lol
SaintsRow1177 4 years ago
I seriously hate that "your mom will die in the next 4 hours" one, severly pisses me off.
I just report them to Youtube now, chain lettering peoples comments/PM's is an instant bannable offence onw on Youtube.
Fuck them.
ScrewAttackEurope 4 years ago
wow, so tue, chain letters are a waste of time and space.
Hayato1992 4 years ago
i hope i start to see that chain letter that you said to use
lemonman456 4 years ago
-1:14-
9999999999(x3 or more) Complete Bulshit(lol, The way you said it was funny)
wizwar100 4 years ago
It's just like when you throw away your sweepstakes from Publisher's Clearing House that says "You could have one 1000000$" THere's that small part of you that keeps thinking "What if I DID win?!"
BlueEyed65000 4 years ago
But honsetly, besides being annoying, I think I know why chain posts make people SO MAD, whether you want to admit it or not, I think people have atleast about a 1 or 2 percent supersticious side to them that believes these post COULD be true, and they get mad b/c in a way they feel like they HAVE to repost but they dont wanna admit there's a small part of them that believe it.
BlueEyed65000 4 years ago
i agree 100% emos are to blame
xbxspartan 4 years ago
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I love you!!!! You are my hero!!!! copy and paste this to 5 other anti-chain vids if you hate chains. STOP THE CHAIN LETTERS! THEY WILL ONE DAY BE ILLEGAL!!
stupidblonde1yukifan 4 years ago
I don't think they SHOULD become illegal, although annoying it's simple just to ignore them, I mean it's not such a big deal since they're not real. I just think the law has more important things to do than to moniter chain posts on You Tube.
BlueEyed65000 4 years ago
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sorry, i just have to:
in 1945 a young girl named kata lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. a mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" in her back. now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions.
retype this message as a comment for three other videos
KarateKidX 4 years ago
People are always complaining about spam and chainletters, What I get tired of seeing are rude comments to videos. Just about every video you open up someones always posing You Suck!!! or you're videos GAY, or you're a fucking faggot! How about if we start marking comments like THOSE as spam? But noting muchi s ever said abot those.
BlueEyez65000 4 years ago
I think the reasoning for not marking those is because if we did, 90% of youtube's comments would be marked for spam. When people are given total anonymity and the ability to say whatever they want, they turn into assholes. Plus, marking them for spam is giving them even more attention when for the most part, I prefer to ignore useless homophobic comments that have no bearing on the content of my videos.
AkewsticRockR 4 years ago
Amen to this video.
SniperNightOwl 4 years ago
I agree totally... nuff said :D
animeluverinu 4 years ago
I hate those stupid chain letter are so stupid and dumb they are annoying God they are just so stupid and ****ing dumb I don't care if some ****c died in 1452 god they can all kiss my ass great rant.
ChibiFighter 4 years ago
AkewsticRockR you are not the only one who hates Chain letters.Take it from me.I get a billion from people who I don't even know.
evangelian007 4 years ago
If anything an anti-chain letter, chain letter should be started and fed upon year after year like that "gas out" Hoax! I really hate chain letters. if you send one to me via postal mail I'll report you to the postmaster, if you email me I will report you for tos abuse and spam, same goes for myspace and anywhere else.
cellularnarcotic 4 years ago
Yeah,DEATH TO SHITTY CHAIN LETTERS,even if they are on a video I don't like I still flame the person who posted the chain letter
KillerClam1 4 years ago
yes stop the chain letters!!!!!!!!!!!!
cmaan4life1 4 years ago
ok.. you ovreacted abit there mate but i still agree with you!
07joshg 4 years ago
what the hell... u still post chain letters for what gain? especially on a anti chain letter video.
smiley112223 4 years ago
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Okay, this is REAL! I didn't believe it. This happened to me and I'm trying to save you from the same fate! In 1977 a college student from North Carolina was murdered by her boyfriend who was possessed by a demon that slit her throat in her sleep. If you don't copy and paste this in to at least 5 videos in the next 30 minutes the same demon will make you deaf tonight in your sleep.
XDarkIntellectX 4 years ago
fuck you spammer
yosh322 4 years ago
I hope that demon rapes you and steals you car and slashes your ankles, you FUCKING DUMBSHIT!
twistyboi 4 years ago
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In 1980 my 20 year old cat died now that you have read this DO NOT RE POST ANY CHAIN LETTERS or the cat's spirit will kill you when your asleep
oopy12 4 years ago
shut up
yosh322 4 years ago
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i was 12 when i went on the horror section of snopes and isaw all these stories about carjackers slashing people's ankles while hiding under cars and ghosts hiding under hospital beds and stalkers and stuff...
i could not sleep
i ran into my parent's room across the hall so i could watch tv and have my dog to keep my company...
so i am living proof of how people can almost get scared to death by chain letters
MylesMoore 4 years ago
Asshole
KillerClam1 4 years ago
AMEN! you said all the words I think. xD
furiouschick 4 years ago
there are 2 forms of getting a gain from chainletters.
1. the creator will be more of a pain in the ass
2. the reciever will get even more of a f*cking headache.
i report them for spam whenever i see them, youtube administration must hate me. lol
jernov 4 years ago
I love you.
ThUltimatePoof 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
PLEASE READ THIS .post this to 3 other videos
And then the next time u read a chain letter it
will NOT work . If u don't it still will not work.
bucketchops88 4 years ago
dipshit posting a chain letter in an anti-chainletter video...
KittyOnCrack 4 years ago
Someone obviously doesn't get the joke.
KytanoSkorpius 4 years ago
There is a site called basilmarket, and it has a forum, but unfair rules, and I sent a chain letter to try to change the rules...I get banned for that, while other losers with the "girl that died in 1933" BS don't get banned. Sucks doesn't it.
TheFeedback 4 years ago
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This is true! I've tried it myself!
In the year 1337, some retard did something retarded. That has nothing to do with the story but if you post this on 5 other walls, then press Alt+F4, your wallpaper will appear! And if you press Win Key, U, U, your computer will shut down! If you don't do this within 5 minutes, you can go die.
twoperfect 4 years ago
alt f4 closes ur window
444def 4 years ago
OMG O_O.. NO WAY!! i never thought of that..
furiouschick 4 years ago
You're a FUCKING ARTARD!!!!!
twistyboi 4 years ago
i agree with u u might c that i have put them on some vidz but their only their on gay vidz to piss the people off
robeee333 4 years ago
Lol this is going on my favorites
LMAO
I dont care if george bush is a natzi alien trying 2 make every1 buy spam I DONT FUCKING CARE
farlard 4 years ago
I love you. hahah. You said everything that I think abuot this topic. I'm going to go and check out the rest of your videos.
sophiebro 4 years ago
You rule, man!
backinbusiness 4 years ago
i got one we can start tell people to never ever ever start a chain or continue a chain and tell them to tell people to stop and juts stop that try that
chidori9999 5 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
In 90000B.C. a guy made so much bullshit that he made the stuff "chainletters".He eats bullshit,drinks dinosaur pee,and makes out with a rock.Pass this on and get a free dollar.(you know sarcasim when you see it right?)
CssNoobguy 5 years ago
this is so tru i hate chain letters. i so feel the same
roseart97654 5 years ago
Pretty sure this is the best video I have seen on youtube... EVER! hahaha I love it. Leave me a message man! YOU ROCK
megbott 5 years ago
if i find any one who thinks its funny to send chain letters when i die i will haunt there lives and there dreams so stop sending chain letters and if you do you can go fuck yourself.
jacobwllng 5 years ago
i totaly agree when your friends send them they are threatning you they know it's not right so anyone who sends them to you out their tell them not to and that they're waisting their time.and if they carry on i wouldn't be their friend
lisa572 5 years ago
Keep on ranting :)
bonnieandspence 5 years ago
Good Job, I always thought it was stupid in some way, I got it once and it's like if you don't do this you'll become poor and die ugly or some shit like that
-SNG-
wizwar100 5 years ago
you rule
furiacreativita 5 years ago
omg, I love you! We're so on the same wavelength. lol, I'm glad someone finally ranted cause I'm sick of it!
justagyrle 5 years ago
I hate chain letters!
And that was great!
Made my day! Keep up the good work! :D
mAjOrPaYnE67 5 years ago
Even my best friends send me those goddamn things. I don't know what they could possibly thinking. "This kid was going to kill himself, but because someone stopped to help them carry their books home, he decided to live and ALWAYS LOVE EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SPECIAL JEWELS IN THE EYES OF GOD," holy shit. I want to kill people.
HMCgirl 5 years ago