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  • I Hate Asskissers the most

    the ruin the conversation with somebody

  • Too funny and great points.

  • I can agree with this mostly, I remember watching all of khf's clannad videos which I loved, but after seeing them all I watched clannad anyway just to confirm if it was bad (or in the case of the ultimateukfffan had a horrible fanbase) and even though I met a few raving fans I absolutly loved clannad even though one of my fvorite youtuberrs had said against it

  • i have seen that in the sonic spriting community as well, and i really have to agree i tell my stories and try to make them more unique and interesting stories gets me asskissers to and its annoying, do you have asskisser repellent?

  • 6:05 Kiss who's ass?

  • DC said he doesn't like doing rant's anymore even though he gets most of his subscribers from ranting about something

    thats pretty stupid, i mean if i did a rant on something and i got ??? many subscribers as a result i would keep doing it.

    But the only thing people got from complaing about the fact that he doesn't do rant's is Handy and Dandy, 2 worthless characters who created for the sake of creating worthless characters.

    I think i should end my comment here.

  • I like all kinds of his vids.

  • You probably also like Meet The Spartan's

  • @HarryFA1 Never saw it lol

  • Understand that when I say I agree with my favorite 'tubers, they are my favorites because I am interested in their points of view and such.

    I don't, however, kiss their ass like some fanboy.

  • i try to be polite, but i dont try to be like OMG UR THE BEST RANTER ON YOUTUBE OMG UR GREAT

  • same. i say great video! and stuff but not obsessive fan-shit

  • This is why I try not to be an asskisser. Because then I'd be lying to myself.

    P.s. It may seem like I am, but I usually just have the same views on things...Usually I almost ALWAYS agree with DCE, Lilylivers, ThelaughingmanD.

  • RANDOMDCE IS GOD!!!

    lol jk jk.

    Yeah i like alot of your vids DCE i have disagreed with them. But your right. JUST OPINIONS PEOPLE. Oh no i'm asskissing now. Ahhhhh!

  • I've seen the same problem on one of my friend's channels

  • This Group Rant is Ironic

  • You guys make very good points. You make me laugh.

  • how did you make those those sprites?

  • MS paint.

    No srsly, he makes that shit in MS paint.

  • wow.okay then.thanks

  • MS paint?

    damn I thought he'd at least do it in a Photoshop program or somethin.

  • who would pay for a program that has a free alternative (GIMP), two if you have windows (paint, but its abilities are limited in picture editing. Gimp is terrible at painting.

  • good point.

  • asskissing is ass

  • Opinions are like butts.

    I have a friend who LIKES Shaq Fu.

  • i like superman 64, et for atari 2600, and back to the future for the nes

  • DCE IS GOD BECAUSE HES BRITISH XD

    LOLZ

  • good thing u guys brought this to light i think ive seen enough ass kissers on lilly and dce's (sorry don't really know UltimateUKFFFan but ill give his channel a look) to fucken not only kiss your guys asses but would probably jump off a fucken building if you guys said it was good or stop breathing if its overrated,retarded, or just bullshit but i digress i subscribe to u guys only because of the good and bad point you POINT OUT NOT STATE and plus u amuse me so just keep what u guys keep doing

  • it seems like opinion=shit these days.

  • It is an honor to be watching your videos my leige!-

    If Sunstorm were watching.

  • All I say is that I agree. Nothing more, really.

  • ..That is the greatest voice of declaration I have EVER heard. So firm <3

    It still surprises me even to this day that people will just blindly eat anything up, let alone video makers on Youtube. People who make videos are still people, not divine kingdoms of countries and that if you oppose them, you'll be killed.

    And if you get scorned by them for disagreeing with you, then they really aren't worth subbing to because they can't accept other opinions on a matter.

  • This rant is very true on many levels. Sucking up to people just irritates me to no end. People that unsubscribe just because they have huge egos is unacceptable. Again, great rant.

  • "property = already defaced"

    and the point of defacing it further was?

    "i lold so hard"

    I lold so hard too when i noticed you didnt actually post an intelligent response, just an arrogant shrug-off (a sure-fire sign that you are not equipped in any way to argue with logic)

  • and don,t ask random dce to do hdgs he said he does not want to do them anymore

  • Very nice rant guys : )

  • Holy Sh*t Dce hates the colour green! off to go to slip my wrists XD

    im only jokin

    nice work guys... and lillylivers.

  • is this the same dude that does edsworld cause there voice sounnd the same

  • Oh, wow, that's totally fucking stupid @ 5:23. They really wanted UltimateUKFFFan to do a rant on you, DCE, because you hated Haruhi?

  • Yah for Jack getting a part.

    I feel like an buttkisser now, I always say Yahness to everything, although I know what I hate and like, thats to be said.

  • I may sound ass-kissing to you, DCE, and to Lilly, but that's because I'm a 13-year-old guy, and I cant think of anything to say. Seriously.

  • Just give out simple complements. And leave fair criticism for anything they can improve.

  • Thank you for realizing the merit behind said quite. :D

  • omg lillylivers you are the best female ranter on youtube your great holyness i love you ............. not just kiddin

  • well atleast you guys are not like michael jackson in his 20's

  • OMG!!!!~!1

    U R so AWESOME!!!!!

    But in all seriousness, You guy's are pretty cool.

  • I'm trying to actualy think of what asskissers of you three possibly stand to gain...

    No dice. Anyone have any surgestions or ideas?

  • so dce what do you think of jet set radio personally I like it and think sega should release a new for the wii why because the wii needs more better titles

  • "I have my name on tits, I have my name graffiti'd on walls."

    So you are such an egomaniac that you feel the need to deface public property and label a womans breasts as your own?

    Thats not "boss", its pathetic. You have serious mental issues if you need to go to those drastic measures to massage your ridiculously over-proportioned ego.

  • the problem i have with asskissers the have no brains and and unless it`s their god who thinks it`s good but i`m glad you guys did this rant

  • ... Jet Set Radio pwnz. :3

  • By the way-where can I get your sprites?

  • I spam asskisser comments.

  • nice avatars or sprites or whatever you would like to call them

  • OMG shut up! It will happen with you too. No fans are permanent. I mean Disco was in for a few years then it went out. Nothing is permanent and No one would ever want to go to your level.

  • Ha-ha! Loved the opening! That was funny!

    I can see where you're getting at, I respect your opinions - but would never go so far as to kissing one's ass.

    Besides, wouldn't it taste horrible? ^_^

  • what heck does it mean to kiss a rear??

  • I love your work, but I WILL point out when I think something is wrong. We all aren't perfect now...

  • Uhh...this video means I have to take down the cheese statue of DCE in the garage, huh?

  • But i liek kissin ass!

  • Sunstorm: Oh, great DCE, Lily, UK! You are truely an amazing trio of amazingly inspired ranters who make great points!

  • I have an asskisser in my school.

    I know how you guys feel.

    Never be uber nice to people, or else THAT will eventually happen.

  • I have let my urine pass my urethera and hit a poster of SSBB! WORSHIP ME!

  • Strika: Ooh! Another rant! This should be fun...

  • i think the first voice is barry aldridge

  • i would love just to have asskissers tbh cos i get wayyy too many haters so i wish i had asskissres to fight for me XD tbh i think ur being ungrateful

  • Yeah! I'd love to have my own henchmen...I MEAN FAN BASE!

    Still, no one likes a brownnose.

  • Are we talking ass kissing via message or comments?

  • Littl' bit of both.

  • they SERIOUSLY send messages? that's beyond creepy.

  • wow your on youtube who cares what people think yah should get real jobs and work.

  • Agreeing for the sake of agreeing!?! That is for people who don't have anything between their ears! also the "declaration" voice made me crack up... not to kiss your ass or anything =P

  • wow dude,where do you get those sprites?

  • He made them I think.

  • 5:11 Harr... ee???

  • If you hated the color Green, I'd Un-Sub out of Pure Fan-Boy Rage... BUST.

  • DCE IS RIGHT BECAUSE he knows. sentence. structure. and. when. we post... videos, we. will! know? sentence, structure!

  • I don't always agree with DCE or Lilly. I don't act like they're Gods. Yea, DCE is one of my all-time favorite ranters, but that's because he's funny and creative.

    Awesome rant, you three.

  • Here's my Defence:

    1) I do admit most of the comments I give on your vids, make me seem like a brown-noser. But the only reason why i do it is because I like 2 get everything off my chest when it'comes to making an opinion.

    2) I don't take your opinons as facts. Cause if i did I would think Digimon is terrible, and Watchman is a good movie adaptation that gives justice to source material.

    Other than that, u make a valid argument.(Oh shit, i just kissed your ass. Sorry! :[ )

  • so you ranting about yourself DCE. Here I thought you self center , just fill with toilet humors guys

  • .... wow i remeber a while back i ran a guild in an mmo and we ended up wining most clan wars so we were rather large and when i was hanging out with my freinds one of our clan members were walking by and i said i dont like lucky star then 2 days later everyone in my clan knew i didnt like lucky star which i didnt care about till they started flameing people who liked it then yelled it was for the clan and well i became known as the dictating bastard so i quit the game because they ruined it

  • If you say you're not always right it must be true... wait, what?

    But yeah, obsequiousness has its place i suppose, but for the most part it's annoying.

  • random dce do you think i'm a asskisser, i'm worried you and others sound pissed off

  • this is hilariously convenient

  • Y'know... I know this is an odd thing to say but because of this video, I feel more comfortable when it comes to my own opinions. I really just can't stand it when someone jumps the bandwagon every time someone else says their opinion on something. For example:

    Person: I hate the Wii

    His/her fans: Then we should ALL hate the Wii! DAMN NINTENDO TO HELL!

    Not that I have a problem with people not liking the Wii or anything. I'm just getting sick and tired of hearing about it.

    Another job well done!

  • Say DCE.

    How do you make your sprite?

  • Nice rant. I'm not an asskiser supporter. I made a DCE card on Yu-Gi-Oh card maker, just for the hell of it, and The descriptor doesn't say "HE IS GOD!" It says: "This card will rant about anything it doesn't like, pissing many people off while simulataneously making them laugh." My honest opinion on DCE's blogging style.

  • and this is why id rather watch vids done here then vids done by Fred

  • I love the color green, thank you very much. >:D

  • well, in a previous video i disagreed with mister RandomDCE, i got analy raped by him and his lovely fans... do i hear hypocrisy somewere?? in the distance maybe... oh well... you guys dont care... neither should i

  • I agree with ya on that...same can be applied to lillylivers, saying "I" this and "I" that when she mentioned not wanting to get "full of herself". I would divulge more here...but I don't want to get raped by lilly's fanboys.

  • Well, the rants are technically my opinion. I do script them a certain way, though. Everything I do is scripted, basically. Meaning that I actually mean to script myself like a douche for the sake of entertainment.

  • CabooseAzul:

    Exactly. It was the FANS who raped you, and not Mr. DCE. (That sounds wrong on so many levels.)

  • Let's just hope there were at least 2 females in that list.

  • yes

  • Those fans are asskissers. That's what the rant is for.

  • OK........

  • Hmmm now that I think about it...

    GREEN SUCKS

    (lol jk)

  • given the nature of this video would I come off as an asskisser if I disagreed with one of the things you said in this video?

  • Opinion ftw. Youtube is like, the major outlet for anyone wanting to express opinion and creativity. But it's also a major outlet for fucktard who worship people on it because they have no worthwhile opinions. I mean, I love DCE's videos, can't say too much about UKFFF or Lillylivers as I don't follow them too much, but asskissing is a DISEASE, people.

  • It's terrible how people just like british people on the internet because they have supposedly 'quirky' accent. As a British person, it just makes me sick.

  • I love green you bastard

  • What is that song you played in the beginning?

  • A song from Family Guy called 'This House Is Freakin' Sweet' (Presumibly) from the episode 'Peter, Peter; Caviar Eater.

  • Cool,thanks.

  • You're welcome.

  • I AGREE WITH YOU ABOUT FANBOYS AND ASSKESSERS DCE! YOU SAID IT, THEREFORE IT IS LAW! (sarcasm)

  • I hear what you're saying. I don't like all your videos and I don't agree with you on everything but I try not to kiss peoples' asses. I'm sorry if it ever appeared otherwise.

  • Asskissers are like the morons who rely on a laughtrack to tell them when a comedy is funny. Just like those people have no sense of humor, asskissers have no actual opinion towards things.

  • HEY! Green fucking rules XD

    (I know it's a joke)

  • *hears the 'jump off a bridge' part*

    ...okay! *jumps*

    FOR THE LUUUUUUULZ!!! *die*

  • are you a g1 in screwattck random DCE?

  • I absolutly adore that sprite of me :D Thanks DCE *kisses arse*

  • I must admit that rant is helpful. I don't wanna be a suck up or asskisser. I just understand people's opinions and Criticism. The Asskissing needs to stop.

  • The way you did this reminds me of Disney's Hall of Presidents, when you focus the spotlight on a President, he speaks.

    Degeneration HanX

  • We must burn all green trees, and kill everyone who is wearing green shirts while tearing down green houses!

  • How DO you make your sprites?

  • Ms paint

  • "I hate the color green".....;~;

  • >:O

  • I like green :(

    :P

  • lol

    RandomDCE lemme tell i never ever ever been neither ass kisser or hater of your work

    i like your work but i can disagree with stuff you say sometimes like i like family guy and robot chicken

  • you guess are the best *asskissing* and i agree completely *asskissing* you make every video perfect *asskissing* joking bybthe way

  • Really? I didn't notice.

  • I'd have to agree with you there, since I see lots of those kind of people around the net. And when I go for an opinion, I'd usually look for more than one opinion on the matter.

    And I sometimes think I may have some, but I wouldn't really know due to lack of criticism and knowing if they're genuine or not. Even if I do something I think is bad, some would say it's good, and vice versa. Ah well!

  • ....is there ANYONE that likes asskissers? Can't think of anyone, except incompetent managers.

  • Just hating asskissers doesn't stop you from unintentionally being one.

    Hell, looking back, I think I've done my fair share of asskisser-like things on YouTube, myself.

  • actors, pop stars and stand up comedians.

  • lol couldent stop laughing through this

  • ah but what if that advice was of the 90%

  • "YOU'VE CREATED A TIME PARADOX!"

  • You have to understand that there is a kind of person that just does not have the time, drive, or courage to develop thier own opinion. It is sort of like a nihilism of personal development.

  • "Because he's British and we know all."

    XD

  • you know whats also odd..

    is that you can't agree or disagree on on the comments on this video..

    it goes along perfectly with the video's theme.

    (And I'm not sure if this was intentional or not)

  • Well uh, this is a union of two of my first subscriptions on YouTube: KHF and DCE.

    Wait a minute...they must be meant for each other! They both have animal personalities (Spotty the dog, and well, DCE is a cat.), they both have three letters in their nickname, and their both men! It's meant to be, folks. It's meant to be.

  • who's carl?

  • Honestly i don't remember Yahtzee liking anything... except paper mario

  • You forgot Portal and Bioshock.

  • Everybody likes Bioshock though lol but yeah i did forget portal

  • In his review, he noted that he honestly couldn't think of anything bad about it.

  • but you forget he made that review like a year ago easily forgotten unless someone watches every episode everyday

  • Eh, I don't bother trying to please people by doing "EVERYTHING THEY LIKE" or "DOING EVERYTHING THEY FUCKING DO"

    No. You guys are fucking talented, but if I was to talk with one of you folks, I would see it as more of an artist talking to an artist thing rather than a fan talking to an artist. Long live free will.

  • nice rant,

  • Countiuning with the comment since it's limited. I care about people but even If I hardly know them refering to the subscribers. I just would give them a second chance if their made a mistake and If I ever make vids of me doing rants not that I would be interesting in doing them but I would address the same message as you 3 guys would too but knowing the ignorants in these fanboys that fact is likely not going to chance that they'll flame.

  • I couldn't agree more. I mean I been seeing Ultimateffukfan vids about his anime reviews and what not people just don't seem to get the message that their his won opinion and fan boys should stop pressing the matter even more on asking lily livers to show herself on skype. They should just respect their privicy and I'm sure you lily livers has reasons which I won't press. I couldn't care less how many subs I have there people I don't really know so why should I care.

  • You three have created quite a paradox here. Should we take your word that we can't take your word on everything? Or should we just completely disregard everything you said in this video and become hypocrites by agreeing with everything else you do?

    By the way, this is a joke post, meant only for entertainment and confusion. So listen to Random, Lily and UK. Or not. Your choice.

  • Great rant.

  • dce, your sprites seem to have cleaned up a bit since your older videos. i dunno maybe that's just me. (not trying to kiss ass.thats disgusting)

  • That shit thing was funny RandomDCE. :P peace out.

  • you guys dont even know trust me

  • Hm... most people complaint about haters, but I guess its easier just to block them since it'd be mean to block people who actually enjoy your videos, but still, I see what is your point, then again, its people being people. BTW the part about people announcing everything like taking a shit was hilarious.

  • I'd rather have people that have the balls to disagree with me and point out any flaws with my argument than asskissers.

  • B-B-But I only live to kiss your ass RandomDCE!

    I even bought two ply toilet paper to wipe it!

    LOL JK. Yeah I agree. I hate "Yes" People because all they want is to be your friend so they can say "Hey, RandomDCE is my friend."

  • So you guys have to deal with this problem?

    That's pretty sad. I enjoy your work but I wouldn't kiss someone's ass because I enjoy their creativity.

    We are all human. No one is supperior to others because they put something on Youtube.

  • Hey DCE do you use any special program to make your sprites? or is it just a basic program, Ive been interested in trying that art style

  • Well, I don't have much experience with asskissing (either side of the spectrum), but I'll take your word that it's annoying (Not to sound like one, but since I don't really know by experience, all I can really DO is take your word for it.)

  • Its ok if they change becuase you pointed out some flaws and then they relize its shit though.

  • I do remember that guy who announced he was unsubbing to you. And I think some people do take hero worship too far here.

  • Yep,so right,I mean...Nobody has ever been so right,EVER.

    Sorry,had to.

  • you should make that vid now and see how many people actually do say that they hate the color you choose

  • Wow you got UltimateUKFFan on here, he is a nice guy...

  • thanks for the rant.

  • Some people who were brawl fans changed their minds about it.

  • lol well at least you guys actually said it, so no need for my response i guess.

  • really, there is no 'YOU' in RandomDCE nor in Lillylivers, ect. people who do this are just going to let others control their life. in this generation people can't be like that anymore or nothing will ever get accomplished. sometimes i think that asskissers just want acceptance and will do anything and everything to obtain that acceptaince. even if it means they lose their identity along the way...

  • I think I was a asskisser at first when I started out on youtube...then I relised, most of the people being ass kissed sucked anyways. So if someone does agree on an opinion they should bring up a issue that they don't like about it that was not mentioned to show some intelligence..i bet you guys are smart though

  • Good video guys. BTW DCE, if it's okay, do you mind if I make my own little "ear rape coffee" as a video response to you're vid on that Twilight fangirl?

  • "Just because we say it doesn't mean it's fact."

    Why do I feel this should also be directed to all the Yahtzee fans commenting on his reviews? Especially with his recent review being full of Wii bashing.

  • I'm only going to kiss Ultimatefan's ass because his accent is fucking epic.

  • His, and Bakuras, and Hugh Lauries.

  • Where did you get the song in the beginning it is funny as hell :D

  • It's from the episode of Family Guy when Peter and the family all get to live in a mansion after Lois' aunt dies.

  • I sincerely hope my fans aren't like that. I think people kiss ass they way they do is because they have no opinions of their own, or they just don't know what to think.

  • I really think over praising is retarded and agreeing with someone just the sake for agreeing with them is retarded as well. Of course people can have similar opinions mind you don't get me wrong but just being a mindless sheep is just stupid. I also in fact like the Haruhi Manga myself xD. I guess I always preferred manga over actual anime since you can take it around with you and open up the book and there you go.

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