"...You don't even have to kill them, I'll do it for you, that's what I'm here for" ".....Shadow if you shoot me in the groin again I'll rip your intestines out and use them for a hotdog that you will prepare for dinner and it will be delicious."
if you shoot me in the groin one more god damn time and i will turn your intestine into a sausage casing for a hot dog which by the WAY you will prepare for diner, and ill eat it, and it will be deliciouse
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
"If you shoot me in the groin one more god damn time I will turn your intestein into a sausage casing for a hot dog which by the way you will prepare for dinner and I will eat it and it will be delicious!"
Shadow if you shoot me in the groin again I will take out your intestine casing and use it as a hotdog, which you will then cook and I will eat and it will be delicious! OMG I almost passed out laughing at that part!
this series could definately be the new Red Vs Blue, and i dont mean "reconstruction" because technically, reconstruction isnt "red vs blue" is more like "red and blue with wash against meta" but recosntruction is still funny as hell
Thanks for you're very intelligent comment. Because we all know your opinion is so important that you have to give it to everyone. You sure are a credit to Canadians everywhere.
Your confusion is probably the direct result of your spending time to type your above message with an erratic capitalization scheme and incomplete sentences. Just to make sure, you don't like our show because the acting is bad, but every Halo 3 video has essentially the same "acting" because it's limited by the game engine and the theatre playback. People usually don't like our videos because of the story or voices or both, but you seem to have found an entirely new reason to hate it. Congrats.
Machinima's channel doesn't pick up all the episodes of Isil, if your interested in further episodes I'd suggest looking up Treeskunk Productions, thats where all the latest TS videos are posted first.
Actually past episode 4 is pretty unique if you watch the old coag episodes and compare them to Isil you can tell, there was no Voldack in Coag and no tour of the human base (like there was in episode 5 of Isil) So yes it is origonal, lol.
PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other vidioes.THIS IS TRUE!
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your god damn large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which by the way, you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your god damn large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepaer for dinner and iwill eat and it will be delicious
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
Why do the elites learn the name Spartan laser the hard way
OrDuneStudios 2 months ago
"I can make you hurt from the inside out."
Let me guess, with you cooking right?
Wolf6120 7 months ago
mother of forunner. lol
XxrydaquinxX 1 year ago 5
the intro music thing is really cool
blur21100 1 year ago
gosh all they do is stand around and talk
Roything707 1 year ago
fuck ads
cela108 1 year ago
What ever francis, i need to do my job!
HAHA ROFL LOLLOL BLABLABLA!!
Kloake15 1 year ago
Lol, I love how the Elites are obsessed with badassery :)
reidman99012 1 year ago
"...You don't even have to kill them, I'll do it for you, that's what I'm here for" ".....Shadow if you shoot me in the groin again I'll rip your intestines out and use them for a hotdog that you will prepare for dinner and it will be delicious."
urgal1543 1 year ago
lol its like he flew into the lazier go to the light!! :D
TheGamer177 1 year ago
that laser cant....BOOM
zhayun286 2 years ago 2
this is the funniest episode i think yet
Whiplash8807 2 years ago
voldack learns about the spartan laser the hard way
hellcatace123 2 years ago
it wont play for me
zurgnineeight 2 years ago
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Machinema must be the most nerdy channel on youtube
Avakadoman1995 2 years ago
-it's freng not frank
-whatever francis
sherwood784 2 years ago
the "art-ish" of war....
someone is a K.A. applegate fan
deora2dude 2 years ago
Great Machinima, reminds me of Red vs. Blue a little.
Vercungatorix 2 years ago 6
thats the idea
deora2dude 2 years ago
i am looking for clan members on my team proximity i have to b good with the br and the sniper mesage DarkFireRyan for details
yomommasofat001 2 years ago
hey a long time ago you said about the clan about snipers and im very good with sniper and im good but know Great!!!! with the BR
dragonboy5031 2 years ago
well i have a gamebattles team right now but might quit so i will get back to u my gt is post xxfatalxx tell me ur gt
yomommasofat001 2 years ago
your ass is bad?... wh- what did he do? sit on a... nail or something?
scope407 2 years ago
if you shoot me in the groin one more god damn time and i will turn your intestine into a sausage casing for a hot dog which by the WAY you will prepare for diner, and ill eat it, and it will be deliciouse
DeathgGod 2 years ago
"that, or food" lmao
DeltaFighterZ73 2 years ago
Anyone else hear that achievement ping as the episode ends?
mechasaurus 2 years ago 3
yeah i did too :O
0polar0 2 years ago
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks
hihihahaqq 2 years ago
"the legend of re-spawn" XD
Grabarc007 2 years ago 5
what the hell is that human pointing at me?
snookmaster9 2 years ago 3
"that... or dinner!"
WarlordW 2 years ago 2
voldack sounds like bill off of left 4 dead
mylastsorrow1 2 years ago 4
poor elite. just came back then killed.........again
PokeballEX 2 years ago 3
Intro song?
awesome machinima!
TheUndeadElite 2 years ago
"i call it pulling a shadow"
hehe man that was funny
pensukatheknight 2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOL ending was funny :D
NutSupreme 2 years ago
poor dundo he has such a good attitude but he is pretty useless
caboose314 3 years ago 2
Any Questions?
No, I'm good.
Pretty self-explanitory.
800Frozone 3 years ago
XDDD don't shoot the groin!
astyanax007 3 years ago
thats ironic he has bad eye sight yet he's a sniper
wargod97 3 years ago
i think he got an achievement when he shot the banshee you can hear the noise at the end
haru010203 3 years ago
That Dinky ass laser beam fried
Ful-backs ASS. LOL
Keep it up Machinima
GearShotgun 3 years ago
respawn.. lol
darkashora 3 years ago
4:05
Inukazan 3 years ago
"If you shoot me in the groin one more god damn time I will turn your intestein into a sausage casing for a hot dog which by the way you will prepare for dinner and I will eat it and it will be delicious!"
Inukazan 3 years ago
the reason rico said "again" when shadow was talking is in the trailer
blazeion212 3 years ago
lol 6:16 was funny
darkpr1nce1921 3 years ago 3
with his weak little laser beam haha ahhhh lmao
sinisterben1262 3 years ago
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I'm sorry, but this series is way too much of a red vs. blue ripoff
beckhamshotz 3 years ago
i dont think its alot of Red vs Blue ripoff very little if any
DragonTheBlue00 3 years ago
Dude I like Sarge to but not as much as Griff Sarge and Church but Caboose is better then Andy and Tucker I also like Doc infected by O'Mally.
kellea16 3 years ago
love the end lol hahaha
kungchrill 3 years ago
so much for the hard to kill bad ass special ops guy xDD
mexguy011 3 years ago
nahhh weaka laser cant do anything like BAH#H@H!@ Bashhee Go DOwn
comsucks 3 years ago
omg that was funny at the end lmao
HeatherD51 3 years ago
How did U get the Banshee is it edited?
Donic9090 3 years ago
its just standard Valhalla comes with a banshee at each base -.- god isnt it obvious
DarthNoobius 3 years ago 2
5:57-6:33 greatest
brianli1999 3 years ago
Shadow if you shoot me in the groin again I will take out your intestine casing and use it as a hotdog, which you will then cook and I will eat and it will be delicious! OMG I almost passed out laughing at that part!
ragglefraggleguy 3 years ago 3
MOTHER OF FORERUNNER
895xzerokwl 3 years ago 2
wat the hell is that human pointing that laser beam dinky weat lazer can do no ahhhhhhh!!!!! so any questions
brianli1999 3 years ago
this is funny as hell
mrhyde2121 3 years ago
"Now...Any questions?"
"No, pretty self explanitory..."
xD
And if you listen carefully at the end u can hear the sound of an achievement being unlocked!
(Too Close To the Sun)
521182 3 years ago 2
thats only in ranked matchmaking or campiagn
jona3ghi 3 years ago
During the TS logo...
It COULD be anoter achievment, while recording voices or sumit....
BandanaWedgie 3 years ago 2
That one elite is a donut rip off
PulseEffects 3 years ago
If you think the show is a rip off, then why the hell do you keep watching it? Seriously... get a life... Jesus...
DummHausFilms 3 years ago 2
I think he is more like a mix between Donut and Caboose, only without Caboose's gay sounding voice
beckhamshotz 3 years ago 2
caboose is awesome. not gay. awesome.
"i like me" see what i mean. awesome.
Cyb3rWolf226 3 years ago
me to i love that they dont use halo msic in the begining
7647117 3 years ago
So what? They dont have to.
Techwrath 3 years ago
no, he means that he likes the fact that they don't use the halo music
TMD3016 3 years ago 2
OMG! I love this series
DuhDaDuh2 3 years ago
panda u sir are an idiot
youngsoldier93 3 years ago
Store your soul and repair your body xD
MoOnSniPeRZ 3 years ago
lol that or food
duge52 3 years ago
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OMG i can't watch one more sec of this stuff. This is crap! RVB and Arby and the chief are way better! And that is my opinion!
pandagameschannel 3 years ago
hahaah that mini laser cant do any damage hahaha CHARMING BOOMW!! BOOM AZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH LOL
comsucks 3 years ago
series=funny, moonshine=plasma coil resedue=uber pimp awesome explosion of doom
anzack33 3 years ago
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Red vs Blue wana beeesss you suck!
ceaserz 3 years ago
how is this like rvb because its a vid about halo? or its funny?
originalHiruy 3 years ago 6
This is nothing like redvsblue u retard!!
anzack33 3 years ago 6
Somebody got 1 star on their Pokemon Machinima...
murphquake21 3 years ago
did u even watch rvb u retard
JeffDunh 3 years ago
your ass is bad?
what did you do, sit on a nail or something?
lol
rahmanroni 3 years ago
probly on a bayanet. jk. i know what hes talking about.
99999994e 3 years ago
this is almost as good as arby n the chief. lol
rahmanroni 3 years ago
if u watch to the last second u can here the beep that his friend came online
EftiProductions 3 years ago
that makes the purple green one tex
padil9 3 years ago
yah the elites are the blue
padil9 3 years ago
tinkiee wink laser casan't do anythi boom
denzel5111 3 years ago
why dont you point it at the banshee that's making the attack run lol this is like the red neck version of rvb with swearing lol
Torque316 3 years ago
shadow is the new caboose lol
Torque316 3 years ago
more like doughnut
Dudo is caboose
MAG97 3 years ago
this series could definately be the new Red Vs Blue, and i dont mean "reconstruction" because technically, reconstruction isnt "red vs blue" is more like "red and blue with wash against meta" but recosntruction is still funny as hell
Archangel990 3 years ago
This is almost as good as Red Vs Blue
goshercules11 3 years ago 3
oh good god dundo is the communications specialist...
searingzat 3 years ago 13
your ass is bad? what did you do sit on a nail or something?
searingzat 3 years ago 16
i meant volthack just so evryone knows.
linkinfan2 3 years ago
yeah i know
PokemasterKidus 3 years ago
the doctor guy for the elites sounds like crypto off of destroy all humans.
linkinfan2 3 years ago
that winkie dink laser aint gonna do anything to me..ARGHH!
Sob92507 3 years ago
pffff. Pullin' a Shadow. lol!!
mechasaurus 3 years ago
voldack sounds a lil like the spiderman narrator
slayer96864 3 years ago 4
"Mother of forerunner, that guy is a dick!"
xD Funny ash hell
AdamLumpkins 3 years ago 4
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really funny if u like this check out the arby and masterchief full movie
smithey117 3 years ago
this is the best show u made so far
AshertheDcjaguar 3 years ago
"Any questions?"
"Nah."
"Pretty self explanitory."
Kota227 3 years ago
He got an acheivment right at the end lol
alexgotgame 3 years ago
rofl!!!!
duge52 3 years ago
LOL
"your ass is bad? what did you do? sit on a nail or somethin?"
ProjectSeedDestiny 3 years ago 3
men this show start to get better and better
dinored11 3 years ago
lol odst guy funny.
tung44 3 years ago
wtf i didnt even smile. matchmaking is the funniest check it out
Chrome611 3 years ago
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This SHOW FUCKING SUCKS
calerules123 3 years ago
Thanks for you're very intelligent comment. Because we all know your opinion is so important that you have to give it to everyone. You sure are a credit to Canadians everywhere.
TreeskunkProductions 3 years ago
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omg I Know I Was Being Mean.But,Honestly.I Have No IDea Why.But The Acting In This Show Makes Me Angry
calerules123 3 years ago
Your confusion is probably the direct result of your spending time to type your above message with an erratic capitalization scheme and incomplete sentences. Just to make sure, you don't like our show because the acting is bad, but every Halo 3 video has essentially the same "acting" because it's limited by the game engine and the theatre playback. People usually don't like our videos because of the story or voices or both, but you seem to have found an entirely new reason to hate it. Congrats.
TreeskunkProductions 3 years ago 2
that was the longest line of big words i have evar read. XD
mojoflowboy 3 years ago
Hes not Canadian, hes a Paki.
IImFriggenAwesome 3 years ago
tht is fn funy
dragonforceFF 3 years ago
yo how did u put ur weapons down without jumping
kazo999999 3 years ago 2
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LOL THE END WAS HILARIOUS
Jadoman2008 3 years ago 3
The ledgend of respawn
Dolphinsrock39 3 years ago 2
the hot dog part was too funny Rofl
emuchief 3 years ago 2
Machinima's channel doesn't pick up all the episodes of Isil, if your interested in further episodes I'd suggest looking up Treeskunk Productions, thats where all the latest TS videos are posted first.
TreeskunkProductions 3 years ago
"Pullin' a Shadow." lol. I don't know why thats so funny.
mechasaurus 3 years ago
This reminds me of RVB.
thedude1325 3 years ago 5
is the kid going to be in Isil?
brice1994h 3 years ago
This is just a remake of outpost coagulation. none of this is original. just different voices and line changes
Killzone2709 3 years ago
Actually past episode 4 is pretty unique if you watch the old coag episodes and compare them to Isil you can tell, there was no Voldack in Coag and no tour of the human base (like there was in episode 5 of Isil) So yes it is origonal, lol.
TreeskunkProductions 3 years ago
that part that he destroys that banshee is so funny!
silverchris15 3 years ago
how did they relax thier gun by just standing n without jumping n clicking those buttons
de501ater 3 years ago
they probably just reverse the video of them riasing it or somethin'
brotherofAnubus 3 years ago
no.... ITS Hold LB +RB+ Click button(hOLD) d-pad down(Hold tap a button+
oOoLandMineoOo 3 years ago
the new guy is such a kisass!!!
MAN WHAT A DOUCHE
Alex94xyz 3 years ago
whydoesnt the warthog talk anymore
retardo911 3 years ago
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after.
To be saved paste this to 5 other vidioes.THIS IS TRUE!
DarthKrats93 3 years ago
how did u put down ur gun?????
halo3spartan07 3 years ago
its a cheat...
left bumper, right bumper, hold the left analog stick, A button, and down on the D-pad...
u have to hold it like that for 3 seconds...
its kinda hard with the d- pad but i use my chin or u can flip the controller around...
i kno its fucking retarded...lol
Token927 3 years ago
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if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your god damn large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which by the way, you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
PvtCyan2 3 years ago
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if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your god damn large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
PvtCyan2 3 years ago
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if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
PvtCyan2 3 years ago
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if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
PvtCyan2 3 years ago
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if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
PvtCyan2 3 years ago
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if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
PvtCyan2 3 years ago
Good times. Now only the sponsors would see it :)
shadowsvoice 3 years ago 2
omg the camera view are awesome dude i love u
nicmanity 3 years ago
the spartan lazer fricking rocks i rule with a lzer
spartanmaster127 3 years ago
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepaer for dinner and iwill eat and it will be delicious
PureCARNAGE11 3 years ago
if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.
PvtCyan2 3 years ago
that was so funny i almost pissed my pant... i have to go change now
seanpcfilms 3 years ago
I don't like Shadow. He just seems like a dick to me. :P
Dermorder16 3 years ago
6:10 is the best part
havox112 3 years ago 2
i love this show
theFaIIenTemplar 3 years ago 2
"Mother of fourerunner, that guy is a dick!!!"
DASPEN666Devil 3 years ago 2
3:28 you can see the BR seeping through the Armor
DarthBacon 3 years ago
fucking hell, oh my god.
gleneth00 3 years ago
pick pick pick, always with the criticism!
Strayeeyay 3 years ago
lol. oh I got a Negative on that comment uptop.
Oh well
DarthBacon 3 years ago 2
no its mother of a whore
Timestopper117 3 years ago
Actually, "Mother of Forerunner"
I did the voice. My recording was a bit off-kilter for this episode, sad to say. I'll fix it for the next episode.
Strayeeyay 3 years ago
Freng! Not Frank! Mother of horror , that guy is a dick!
yavin90 3 years ago
"Mother of horror, that guy is a dick!" XD
5x5x5pro15 3 years ago
its mother of forerunner
iammjolnir 3 years ago 2
yep
theFaIIenTemplar 3 years ago
Is it me or does Voldack sound like Bardock on DBZ?
Masterofsweetness 3 years ago
Awesome. It kinda dragged on a bit but besides that it was awesome!
jmerridew124 3 years ago
you dont even have to hit the target ill kill em for yah lol
seraphis418 3 years ago
hilarious 5/5
cody2808 3 years ago
lol I heard a little plink at the end. ricos saying, yes! too close to the sun achievement, always wanted that! =P
ferretfreak111 3 years ago
i didn't hear it
XtremeCam 3 years ago
He didnt say tht. all u heard is a plink
Jack6pac 3 years ago
I can make you hurt from the inside out...FOREVER.