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  • Why do the elites learn the name Spartan laser the hard way

  • "I can make you hurt from the inside out."

    Let me guess, with you cooking right?

  • mother of forunner. lol

  • the intro music thing is really cool

  • gosh all they do is stand around and talk

  • fuck ads

  • What ever francis, i need to do my job!

    HAHA ROFL LOLLOL BLABLABLA!!

  • Lol, I love how the Elites are obsessed with badassery :)

  • "...You don't even have to kill them, I'll do it for you, that's what I'm here for" ".....Shadow if you shoot me in the groin again I'll rip your intestines out and use them for a hotdog that you will prepare for dinner and it will be delicious."

  • lol its like he flew into the lazier go to the light!! :D

  • that laser cant....BOOM

  • this is the funniest episode i think yet

  • voldack learns about the spartan laser the hard way

  • it wont play for me

  • -it's freng not frank

    -whatever francis

  • the "art-ish" of war....

    someone is a K.A. applegate fan

  • Great Machinima, reminds me of Red vs. Blue a little.

  • thats the idea

  • i am looking for clan members on my team proximity i have to b good with the br and the sniper mesage DarkFireRyan for details

  • hey a long time ago you said about the clan about snipers and im very good with sniper and im good but know Great!!!! with the BR

  • well i have a gamebattles team right now but might quit so i will get back to u my gt is post xxfatalxx tell me ur gt

  • your ass is bad?... wh- what did he do? sit on a... nail or something?

  • if you shoot me in the groin one more god damn time and i will turn your intestine into a sausage casing for a hot dog which by the WAY you will prepare for diner, and ill eat it, and it will be deliciouse

  • "that, or food" lmao

  • Anyone else hear that achievement ping as the episode ends?

  • yeah i did too :O

  • "the legend of re-spawn" XD

  • what the hell is that human pointing at me?

  • "that... or dinner!"

  • voldack sounds like bill off of left 4 dead

  • poor elite. just came back then killed.........again

  • Intro song?

    awesome machinima!

  • "i call it pulling a shadow"

    hehe man that was funny

  • LOLOLOLOLOL ending was funny :D

  • poor dundo he has such a good attitude but he is pretty useless

  • Any Questions?

    No, I'm good.

    Pretty self-explanitory.

  • XDDD don't shoot the groin!

  • thats ironic he has bad eye sight yet he's a sniper

  • i think he got an achievement when he shot the banshee you can hear the noise at the end

  • That Dinky ass laser beam fried

    Ful-backs ASS. LOL

    Keep it up Machinima

  • respawn.. lol

  • 4:05

  • "If you shoot me in the groin one more god damn time I will turn your intestein into a sausage casing for a hot dog which by the way you will prepare for dinner and I will eat it and it will be delicious!"

  • the reason rico said "again" when shadow was talking is in the trailer

  • lol 6:16 was funny

  • with his weak little laser beam haha ahhhh lmao

  • i dont think its alot of Red vs Blue ripoff very little if any

  • Dude I like Sarge to but not as much as Griff Sarge and Church but Caboose is better then Andy and Tucker I also like Doc infected by O'Mally.

  • love the end lol hahaha

  • so much for the hard to kill bad ass special ops guy xDD

  • nahhh weaka laser cant do anything like BAH#H@H!@ Bashhee Go DOwn

  • omg that was funny at the end lmao

  • How did U get the Banshee is it edited?

  • its just standard Valhalla comes with a banshee at each base -.- god isnt it obvious

  • 5:57-6:33 greatest

  • Shadow if you shoot me in the groin again I will take out your intestine casing and use it as a hotdog, which you will then cook and I will eat and it will be delicious! OMG I almost passed out laughing at that part!

  • MOTHER OF FORERUNNER

  • wat the hell is that human pointing that laser beam dinky weat lazer can do no ahhhhhhh!!!!! so any questions

  • this is funny as hell

  • "Now...Any questions?"

    "No, pretty self explanitory..."

    xD

    And if you listen carefully at the end u can hear the sound of an achievement being unlocked!

    (Too Close To the Sun)

  • thats only in ranked matchmaking or campiagn

  • During the TS logo...

    It COULD be anoter achievment, while recording voices or sumit....

  • That one elite is a donut rip off

  • If you think the show is a rip off, then why the hell do you keep watching it? Seriously... get a life... Jesus...

  • I think he is more like a mix between Donut and Caboose, only without Caboose's gay sounding voice

  • caboose is awesome. not gay. awesome.

    "i like me" see what i mean. awesome.

  • me to i love that they dont use halo msic in the begining

  • So what? They dont have to.

  • no, he means that he likes the fact that they don't use the halo music

  • OMG! I love this series

  • panda u sir are an idiot

  • Store your soul and repair your body xD

  • lol that or food

  • hahaah that mini laser cant do any damage hahaha CHARMING BOOMW!! BOOM AZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH LOL

  • series=funny, moonshine=plasma coil resedue=uber pimp awesome explosion of doom

  • how is this like rvb because its a vid about halo? or its funny?

  • This is nothing like redvsblue u retard!!

  • Somebody got 1 star on their Pokemon Machinima...

  • did u even watch rvb u retard

  • your ass is bad?

    what did you do, sit on a nail or something?

    lol

  • probly on a bayanet. jk. i know what hes talking about.

  • this is almost as good as arby n the chief. lol

  • if u watch to the last second u can here the beep that his friend came online

  • that makes the purple green one tex

  • yah the elites are the blue

  • tinkiee wink laser casan't do anythi boom

  • why dont you point it at the banshee that's making the attack run lol this is like the red neck version of rvb with swearing lol

  • shadow is the new caboose lol

  • more like doughnut

    Dudo is caboose

  • this series could definately be the new Red Vs Blue, and i dont mean "reconstruction" because technically, reconstruction isnt "red vs blue" is more like "red and blue with wash against meta" but recosntruction is still funny as hell

  • This is almost as good as Red Vs Blue

  • oh good god dundo is the communications specialist...

  • your ass is bad? what did you do sit on a nail or something?

  • i meant volthack just so evryone knows.

  • yeah i know

  • the doctor guy for the elites sounds like crypto off of destroy all humans.

  • that winkie dink laser aint gonna do anything to me..ARGHH!

  • pffff. Pullin' a Shadow. lol!!

  • voldack sounds a lil like the spiderman narrator

  • "Mother of forerunner, that guy is a dick!"

    xD Funny ash hell

  • this is the best show u made so far

  • "Any questions?"

    "Nah."

    "Pretty self explanitory."

  • He got an acheivment right at the end lol

  • rofl!!!!

  • LOL

    "your ass is bad? what did you do? sit on a nail or somethin?"

  • men this show start to get better and better

  • lol odst guy funny.

  • wtf i didnt even smile. matchmaking is the funniest check it out

  • Thanks for you're very intelligent comment. Because we all know your opinion is so important that you have to give it to everyone. You sure are a credit to Canadians everywhere.

  • Your confusion is probably the direct result of your spending time to type your above message with an erratic capitalization scheme and incomplete sentences. Just to make sure, you don't like our show because the acting is bad, but every Halo 3 video has essentially the same "acting" because it's limited by the game engine and the theatre playback. People usually don't like our videos because of the story or voices or both, but you seem to have found an entirely new reason to hate it. Congrats.

  • that was the longest line of big words i have evar read. XD

  • Hes not Canadian, hes a Paki.

  • tht is fn funy

  • yo how did u put ur weapons down without jumping

  • The ledgend of respawn

  • the hot dog part was too funny Rofl

  • Machinima's channel doesn't pick up all the episodes of Isil, if your interested in further episodes I'd suggest looking up Treeskunk Productions, thats where all the latest TS videos are posted first.

  • "Pullin' a Shadow." lol. I don't know why thats so funny.

  • This reminds me of RVB.

  • is the kid going to be in Isil?

  • This is just a remake of outpost coagulation. none of this is original. just different voices and line changes

  • Actually past episode 4 is pretty unique if you watch the old coag episodes and compare them to Isil you can tell, there was no Voldack in Coag and no tour of the human base (like there was in episode 5 of Isil) So yes it is origonal, lol.

  • that part that he destroys that banshee is so funny!

  • how did they relax thier gun by just standing n without jumping n clicking those buttons

  • they probably just reverse the video of them riasing it or somethin'

  • no.... ITS Hold LB +RB+ Click button(hOLD) d-pad down(Hold tap a button+

  • the new guy is such a kisass!!!

    MAN WHAT A DOUCHE

  • whydoesnt the warthog talk anymore

  • how did u put down ur gun?????

  • its a cheat...

    left bumper, right bumper, hold the left analog stick, A button, and down on the D-pad...

    u have to hold it like that for 3 seconds...

    its kinda hard with the d- pad but i use my chin or u can flip the controller around...

    i kno its fucking retarded...lol

  • Good times. Now only the sponsors would see it :)

  • omg the camera view are awesome dude i love u

  • the spartan lazer fricking rocks i rule with a lzer

  • if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepaer for dinner and iwill eat and it will be delicious

  • if you shoot me in the groin again i will rip out your large intestine turn it into a sausage casing for a hot dog which you will prepare for dinner and i will eat it and it will be delicious.

  • that was so funny i almost pissed my pant... i have to go change now

  • I don't like Shadow. He just seems like a dick to me. :P

  • 6:10 is the best part

  • i love this show

  • "Mother of fourerunner, that guy is a dick!!!"

  • 3:28 you can see the BR seeping through the Armor

  • fucking hell, oh my god.

  • pick pick pick, always with the criticism!

  • lol. oh I got a Negative on that comment uptop.

    Oh well

  • no its mother of a whore

  • Actually, "Mother of Forerunner"

    I did the voice. My recording was a bit off-kilter for this episode, sad to say. I'll fix it for the next episode.

  • Freng! Not Frank! Mother of horror , that guy is a dick!

  • "Mother of horror, that guy is a dick!" XD

  • its mother of forerunner

  • yep

  • Is it me or does Voldack sound like Bardock on DBZ?

  • Awesome. It kinda dragged on a bit but besides that it was awesome!

  • you dont even have to hit the target ill kill em for yah lol

  • hilarious 5/5

  • lol I heard a little plink at the end. ricos saying, yes! too close to the sun achievement, always wanted that! =P

  • i didn't hear it

  • He didnt say tht. all u heard is a plink

  • I can make you hurt from the inside out...FOREVER.