Clive Barker's Jericho - Nasty Crucifixion

[aconda47]

this is the most best disturbing game evar,,,

[TinyDavestator]

i really liked the demo it was epic, till i died then i broke my 52 inch plasma tv and blamed it on my dog and i got away with it!

[javiercanada2009]

LOL

[dun4ukwitmebiach]

Is it weird if this makes me hungry? ... Of course it does.... damn I'm a sick fuck!

[XxDevilzJuicexX]

And Jesus had it bad huh think again. Even the roman dude you talk to later in the game had an even worse crusifixtion.

[MrCrazylupo]

I paid five pound for this game and I tell you it should have been more money cos I love it

[SoulPlunder]

is a very good game. i pass the game 7times

[1234lolwtf]

are these people



[DarkSignal59]

i usually put them out of their misery with Church's sword or Black's telekinesis(well at that point it has a touch of pyrokinesis too)

[BloodBeast14]

Could some 1 explain the story line of this game. Whats the plot of it ?

[joaopino10]

im on mission 29 - Skin

[guy766]

how can the pistol reach them from that high up?

[MannyZtotheG]

I SOOOOO need to play this game now.

[freakygamerx]

Dude thanks for putting them out of their missery

[2fast4theWin]

@freakygamerx don´t be so sentimental!...those are still Computer Animated Pixel-bodys only for improving the atmosphere ;D

[craschione1]

At first moment, I thought, this bitches in this game are the crucified slaves by army of Spartacus! :D

[saltillo11]

love how you smacked them instead of putting a bullet into their heads. i did it with jones shotgun. scared the shit of me when i first saw them so i thought wht not shoot them?

[Caesaurus]

gotta love that aiming & shooting... it's like he's trowing the bullets out of that pistol. :))

[NessaStarchild]

I wasn't paying too much attention when the vid started up- all I heard was squishy noises and people whimpering- so it took me until Church spoke to actually look up.

"Church: Jesus..."

(my thought process)

Why yes, in fact, these guys are crucified, I guess they COULD just possibly be mistaken for Jesus except- HOLY HELL IS THAT THEIR ARM FLESH??? D:

[asshole0465027451]

@NessaStarchild lol ikr i played this game and i didn't hear her say jesus and when she said that, i got to the part when you wrote church said jesus lol

[sebby4298]

anyone else slightly turned on by this?

[odracyr666]

Those were lethal leg-hitting xD

[nolangreen]

just bought this game today, its so twisted, but the best game i've played.

[Rochell0]

BEST GAME FUCKIN MADE!!!

[diamondstarboards54]

that was mean of you to do. lmmfao

[FleshGuyable]

this is one of the most original and surpeendent game FPS i have played .... is a best seller, by side of Half Life 2

[NoctisLucisCaelum18]

This game was amazing to me but needs a sequel. when i saw this i was actually stunned and quite shocked , that i never have seen anything this disturbing in a game for years . the gruesome details are better than any gory game you see these days, all the games focus on is Blood blood blood not torture or something that will disturb you mentally. CHURCH IS HOT!!!

[Tony132GR]

In my opinion, Clive Barker's Undying was waaaaay better!

[CodyCEngdahl]

So the object of the game is to pistol-whip crucified mutants?

[prokentsful]

It's funny how this game is quite old. But the grahpics are better than most games out today.

I'm actually being serious, compare them to almost any game and Clive Barker's Jericho will look better in comparison.

[dcl32]

@prokentsful Same thing with Crysis. It came out in 2007, and it's still the best looking game I've ever played.

[prokentsful]

@dcl32 Have the producers of Jericho made anything else recently? Because it will probably look better than Jericho and better than every other game. Besides Crysis that is. =D

[vevovy]

LOL i love church, she's a genious 0:54

[dracotheferret]

So nice of you to free those poor trapped souls :)

Clive Barker is truly a twisted genius, and I admire him for his vivid imagination.

[RuSosan]

BEAUTIFUL! ^^

And no,i'm NOT being sarcastic.

[Marko007ify]

haha third one dont mvoves :D

[prokentsful]

@RopeDrink it may be old, but the grahpics are greater than most games today..

the makers of Jericho should have made more games - with their grahpical capabilities, they could have done great things.

[VelaToNorma7]

were one of those figures really jesus christ?

[bioshockfan1]

@VelaToNorma7 No

[VelaToNorma7]

@bioshockfan1 i can't wait for BioShock 3

[DustBloodV2]

wow a Clive Barker's videogame, and looks like his weird stories :D

[JoAxInJoKeR]

when i read the title i thout that was a penis crucifixion...

[somethinglacking1]

Hail Mary mother of God!!- Rawlings

[Alishondra]

I don't understand the game.. Who are you exactly? 'Cause I see different scenes with you as a different character

[prodroto1]

@Alishondra you originally play as the team leader, but later you are killed by leach(an enemy) but you can transition and use the bodies of your team mated throughout the game

[Alishondra]

@prodroto1 Aahh.. Thank you for explaining ;)

[terry4144]

who thinks up these games?

[VelaToNorma7]

one of those bodies really looked like jesus

[zekerizenalex]

Church: Jesus...

How the heck did she find Him?

[IanCooked]

love this game

[JerichoNr1]

OMG! They Killed (Kenny) Jesus! You bastards!

[crwayz]

Jesus? where :P

[guspo1989]

jajaj funny

[ieatskotchtape]

the weird thing is, Clive Barker's gay. lol

also i bet he does S&M b/c of all this fucked up shit he makes

[dracotheferret]

@ieatskotchtape Who gives a shit if he's gay? Also, one can have a ridiculously awesome imagination without being into bondage. :)

[ErichoTTA]

Artsy, but sad.

[deadlybug]

0:27 so many questions, how could his hand reach that high? and how didn't crucifying that guy and chopping his legs off kill him, but slapping him over the face did?

[HypnotistFox]

Torment forever. ;u Doesn't need to be specifically logical. does it? 8D

[adrgs12]

they was a kind of tormenteds souls, so they werer there to suffer, but i guess if you want to put and end to it you can, cuz you not crucified them

[666redler]

I can see your house from up here.

[eliotchew]

0.20 No Legs HaHa

[halokid57]

i just love horror games where things jump out... it makes me feel at home.

[Chupacabra74532]

iv played the demo but didnt really like it...any suggestions for getting this game?

[RopeDrink]

It's quite old now at this stage, but if you like a shooter where you don't have to think too much, it has it's shining moments - Lots of characters with different abilities to use and some of the in-game scenes are a lot of fun, such as the Gladiator type scene (Got it uploaded somewhere if you'd like a look).

[danigon1990]

is this game like necrovision in any way because i think that game was awful

[Jacobytai925]

i wish it was co op

[jerhinus]

LOL i kill em 2 ... feeling bad bout em... beside this i kill everything in that game:))))

[LolitaCupcakeXD]

same....

[chaoskid717]

Lol She Said Jesus And Jesus Was Crucified

[erehgregrhegrhegr]

Yer i shoot them as well

[n00bzorman]

how does nobody have a video of the guy who is crucifued that you actually talk to in a cutscene?

[rayblack2004]

jesus LOL

"you think jesus would wanna see a x when he comes back?" - Bill Hicks

[AfflictedD2]

It's nice you put them out of their misery. Even though it's just a game :d

[braven117]

@AfflictedD2 I did the same.

[birsic3216]

@AfflictedD2 yea thats wat i was thinking

[xkyousukex]

Ouh my fucking God i wanna play this shit D:

Kyou!.

[mastshke]

ironic near the end.

[PenguinsRuleThaWorld]

I love this part, but why kill them? let them suffer for all eternity! >:D

[vikocho123]

YEAH

[masterpiraka]

Actually a pretty good game. The collision was shit though. If there was a 2 millameter crack sticking out of the floor, you couldn't walk over it...And you can't jump either. <_<

[Sonetodecirene]

Hope they fix that when the next game comes out...and I thought they worked hard on every Xbox360/PS3 game...

[EbilMuffin74]

Clive Barker is not a monster -.- he is just a guy who makes good stuff xD if you don't like this, don't watch it. It's that easy.

[SilentNinjja]

@EbilMuffin74 and + hes gay :D

[dracotheferret]

@SilentNinjja Yeah, and who cares? Go be close minded somewhere else.

[SilentNinjja]

@dracotheferret fy i don't tell that the fact that he is gay makes his creations worse

[edcuce]

a better question is:

what the fuck monster would play this goddamned game.....

and the answer is simple: ME!!!

[donmanowar]

hehehehe me too is so kool

[masterpiraka]

Fucking pussy.

[masterspawn200]

fuck you fag it was a goddamn joke

[masterpiraka]

This is fucking hilarious.

I can't wait for the gays to complete going throught the whole "Civil rights" thing that the blacks, immigrants, and women did. That way we can look back at every stupid ass little 13 year old spouting the word "fag" and yell "FUCKING NAZI!"

And hopefully we can stone his ignorant ass too.

[rayblack2004]

dont forget the jews

[donmanowar]

just a game and is kool

[masterspawn200]

w/e fag...

[drubio12]

wht is this shit???

[RopeDrink]

Game on the PC and XBox, Clive Barker's Jericho.

[LUNCHBOX762X39]

xbox or 360?

[RopeDrink]

Don't know - I don't have or use either, so I can't confirm.

try look up Clive Barkers Jericho on Google and it should give more details.

[olstar18]

@LUNCHBOX762X39 Its 360. Rented it through gamefly and it is one of the better games out there.

[Jermyn78]

A videogame called Jericho. I've played it and thought it was pretty poor. The guns felt underpowered, the controls were too fiddly, there wasn't many levels and it just felt flat and boring all the way through. Some cool cutscenes and levels though.

[gorboy]

@Jermyn78 the guns were not underpowered at all. It's just that almost every single enemy, even the "standard" cultists need to be shot in a specific spot to go down quickly, if at all. It takes skill. You can't run in and shoot like in Halo unless you're using Delgado.

[dehumanizer21]

great game, i have it for my PS3. The ending was crap though.

[Yatukih]

I just passed a couple of those by the Hallgrimskirkja church in Reykjavik City , Iceland (sort of)

y

[Yatukih]

misskitty345 Of course!

They´re all over the place and if the government wishes me to keep their existence quiet , all I need is 40 US billion by year.

y.

[misskitty345]

omg!! r those people??

[masterpiraka]

No, they're robots.

[alexmetista]

I think the people who create this kind of game aren't christians so they don't care much. It's like the same if we do that with their god the believe.

[azuuria]

@alexmetista

Actually he is very devoted, but he isn't afraid of pointing out things or getting offended.

That and he belives who can make horror out of a religion than one who really knows it =3

[TheGuitaRNovice]

Luckyfanpup..

Its a R rated game okay?

Its not for children.. its f****** sick game!

[Yoshiling]

"Always look on the bright side of life". :)

[zillywang666]

"Life's a piece of shit once you look at it!

Always look on the bright side of death!"

[Yoshiling]

I don't think you got the joke, zillywang666. Type "Monty Python Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" in youtube. It's a group of guys singing that song while they're being crucified.

[LoveLeon15]

zillywang666 does get it. That's part of the song.

[Yoshiling]

HAHA, yah if anyone doesn't get it I guess it's me :).

[Yoshiling]

AHH my bad zilly. Ignore me. :)

[zillywang666]

You are forgiven.

Its great, I checked my e-mail I had the comment alert thingy for "you don't get it"

and "err my bad"

[larimarlady]

these kind of games always made me jump a lot ;D

[lego199]

Lol they were doing the wiggle till u hit them