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  • Yes you need help! Go for a psychologist!

  • y u no in kitchen?

  • we need more like us roaming the streets at night

  • good

  • I'm guessing Half-Vampire

  • stop worring nothing will hurt.it will hurt when your in the sun.

  • Drink blood

  • Have u people ever seen The Queen of the Damned, The Interview with a Vampire, or seen Vampire Secrets on History!

  • O ya and by the way the sparkling and hate of garlic is not true . Sunlight does not kill us but it will hurt the eyes and give headaches so b careful

  • Am I the only one that realized the sarcasm of this vid?

  • Cool ur jets I am a vamp well a fledgling and u will get head ackes and stomach you will run faster and get a little bit bigger canin teeth beware the teeth do cut and u can control ur hunger for more info go to my page and subscribe and message me k

  • I'm a vampire and hears some tips run away from home and never go back. Next only go hunting at night to you pray on some one

  • can give you your advise if not read this. 1.stay away from friends when angry when my friend was at my house he got me mad so I bit him and started to drink his blood . 2 don't go near your freinds our family and run away from home I live on a skatepark badly lane Is my friends house I go thear in the day I'm a vampire so hears some tips run away from home and never go back orp so I dont go on a rampage in biting people.1. You should hunt at night fof

  • sparkle, 0_0 ever heard of twilight

  • First of all...you can't "become" a vampire...you have to be born one. You know, genetics and all that.

  • @IsThisReality13 I feel like you saw my video.

  • @IsThisReality13 noooooo, you can be bitten by one theeeeen turn into one!

  • ur not a vimpire they dont exist 

  • i agree with @1epicperson  on this one!

  • Honey, before you ussume you are a vampire, please go and REALLY educate yourself on "vampires"

    I'm 10 years old and I think that you just have some mental dissorder or possibly may be thinking to highly of yourself.

    Those are not good reasons to think you are a REAL vampire.

  • @AvailabilityOfTime Oh lord. when I said ussume, I meant to write "assume" Sorry for my grammar.

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  • SHES BEEN WATCHING TO MUCH TWILIGHT! LOOK AT HER POSTER! SHES DESCRIBING THEM IN TWILIGHT! GEZZ!

  • REAL vampires don't even do half the stuff! Plus there are DIFFERENT kinds of vampires!!!

  • one shut the fuck up and i am also a vampire too and no we don't used drugs and yes i do drink blood too

  • I AM A REAL VAMPIRE, MY FANGS ARE GROWN AND TOMMOROW I'M GOING HUNTING

  • ok you just wait for a week or two for your fangs to grow ok look at at the sidefects on some vids on how to become a vampire

  • um mayby your just a cannibal

  • Sci, i will help you but you are definetly turning into a vampire.

  • im a vampire and ill help you! i will i promise, dont wory sci

  • tell me your joking

    

  • tip 1 you do not need to drick to much blood. tip 2 kill me

  • here is some tips buck up

  • oh retard's

  • ask my friend axel

  • You should stop trieng to be a twillight kid because they fail

  • Well when I became a vampire 957 years ago I had short fangs and they hurt but not to bad and when I got pale I started to hate the sun and when I got strong and fast I got sick so I hope this helps

  • your not a vampire,vampires can hate garlic,they don't sparkle,they can see themselves in the mirror and they can like werewolfs

  • can you spot hordes of gold an silver buried in the woods at night under a full moon that is one think vampires can do if so send it to me and we take over the Banks next month

  • you're just paranormal that's all

    u need rest relaxation and all those stuffs that's all

  • your not

  • You people have serious mental issues you are not vampires you're just fucked, the girl in this video is making fun of you she doesn't actually think she's a vampire like you retards

  • i know what would help just deal with being a vampire you'll get used to it

  • i think i know,.... same simptoms, teeving alot too,....

  • Ps 33morganna1-- being sick around humans is a great example.

  • @runawayrider733 you are not a vampire. I know the truth about these vampire symptoms.

    @33morganna1 you want to be a vampire? If ur absolutely sure, either email me at sylinaa@ymail.com or txt me at (940)227-6061.

  • if ur a vampire... why can i see u on camera.... not trying 2 be mean

  • Your skin will be cold u will have no reflection u will crave human blood and u should be able to make people freeze by staring into their eyes. When this happens u can hippnotize them and then click ur fingers click them again and they will be back to normal. Hope this helped!

  • none of you people are vampires... grow up act your age

  • I`m a real vampire oh & 2 more things 1.your skin will be cold as ice. 2.you will have a graving for humans!!!!!! your welcome!

  • @Runawayrider733 fake they are not real!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You also like dark small spaces & you will have dreams of you being a VAMPIRE

  • if it is oh it`s me again first your eyes there will be a dark ring around them & in the in the middle where there are colorers u will see a difrint color in the middle then your arigenole color

  • First is this real if it is you say yes

  • yeah and im a werepony! -_-

  • gosh! look at her eyes! they are so big and beautiful!

  • check out vampire voes

  • once i bit some one on the neck and i had sharpe teeth lol

  • i think im a vampire O_O

  • nice vid jus do wat KlutzyLamb said nd yeh ull be fine. I'm a halfbreed so u know...

  • UMM STAY AWAY FROW HUMANS!!!!! AFTER A FEW YEARS YOU WILL BE FINE.... I know i've been there.

  • @KlutzyLamb What do you know about vamps are you one ?

  • @33Morganna I am!! Real no joke not kiding

  • @Runawayrider733 please go to VampireWebsite . net You are really off.

  • @Runawayrider733 If you truly are then can you make me too I always wanted to be plz

  • @Runawayrider733 seriously I want to become one all these humans around me is truly sick

  • ya and im a werewolf

  • boo no cookies for you. new moon poster.........what poppycock. :L yes i went there

  • WOMAN R U FROM TRANSYLVANIA? AWNSER DUH NO I AM UGH I AM HALF VAMPIRE SO U BEEEEEP THIS IS NOT TRUE

  • @pinkpanther20001 Are you really half vampire?

    

  • @pinkpanther20001 If you are prove it

  • U R Crazy!

  • Trust me You Fangs Will Hurt at first but you will okay and be careful around your family at first

  • real like this not real dont like!!!

  • nose job

  • you wont go through much,all it realy is ,is a lot of getting angry and you wont be as hungry.the taste for food will be different anddont be so worried.let nature take its course

  • Its meant to be a joke. xD

  • FAKE AND GAY!!!

  • were u bitten by a vampire? hahaha funny video :D

  • ummm follow edwards footsteps by only drinking animal blood

  • i could give u some tips but this video is fake and if humans saw me and they knew then i would get punished by the vampire demionnnnn srry mortal

  • well being a vampire is really,really fun.but you have to know if you suck human blood or animal blood.sogood luck finding out witch one you are! from my vamp-friend laney

  • i can make you a vampire if i can bang you

  • i would like to bang you :-) greeting from poland

  • oh also you cannot become a vampire from watching movies thats just a stupid therory and vampires dont fucking sparkle they just burn and die in the sun

  • the title shouldnt be real human vampire because vampires arent human they are immortal they can out live any human being so i really think the title shouldnt be real human vampire

  • o by the ways do you love the color red

  • hey calm down if you are soooo sleepy in the morning and are awake at night that makes you one if you love haning upside down youare one are your teeth sharper and make holes in stuff when you bite it makes you one take it from a fellow vampire

  • (addon from my comment below) i think that was my wake up call or something like that... idk...im still new to all this...(sortof i got the hang of it) and i drink any blood that is avalible but its best to dring only human blood if you want to have enough energy. ^_^

  • the verry ending made me laugh. oh that was funny. and i dont know if people know this or not but.... VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKIN SPARCLE!! and...some vampires dont get fangs...>.> or at least from what i know. and also im pritty shoure(sp?) that you cant become a vampire from watching movies about them. i became one from an exream loss of blood and my friend bitting me. after that i was in need of blood. now if i dont get blood when i need it, im really pissed and tired and weak sooo... yeah.

  • Vampires aren't real.

  • you are born a vampire and you become one betwen the ages of 10-16 you can become one throug whahing movies

  • @TheLionlol i mean you cant become one trough waching movies

  • There are Sanguine and Psy vampires. Sanguine drink the blood of humans (only humans!!). Psy vampires just take energy from you by touching you or being near you. And you don't become one, you are one, you only can be born with it :)

  • i will help you ok it well huert a liitle you will have wite skin every time you see or smell blood your going to drink it

  • im an vampire

  • look behinde her New moon poster TWILIGHT FREAK

  • Say vampire three times then say how long u want your fangs now post this on 3 vide

  • ur not a vampire

  • hey this is aidan and emily and we are vampires and here is a fact, orange juice is a great substitute for blood, we drink all the time and it helps, also crystals are one of our popular collections i have a big one.

  • no offence where r u from??

  • Um a half vampire, so here are FACTS yo can survive up to 4 hours in sun u do not have fangs so u eat ppl by using strong finger nails to cut skin then full vampires use spit to fix it garlic first hurt only give bad breath all this is true!

  • @totok131 lol no, vampires have nothing to do with the sun... You have sanguin and psy vampires. Sanguin drink the blood of humans and psy live from energy from other people... Following the vampire code it's forbidden to violently take the blood of a human so that nail stuff isn't true... And garlic doesn't hurt at all. And as last, the fictional vampire isn't real... but the real ones are real xD (this is true!!! and this is just to troll your comment that is full of bs xD)

  • r u insane

  • I hate garlic so i guess im a vampire

  • ya im a vampire

    not

  • u cant b a vampire becuz u ugly

  • If you want to be a vampire say it 3 times and post it on 3 other videos

  • You no vampire I may be though I have all qulitys of a vampire

  • i hate people who put stupid stuff on utube i am a vampire however i do not sparkle in the sun i do not die after seeing the sun or eaing garlic andi am not imortzl as for the stake it would kill anyone dummies

  • @nono66b thank you!!!!!!!!!

    (im1)

  • @nono66b finally, a real one. Are you a psy or a sanguine vampire?

  • You do need serious help!!!!! Go to slow school!

  • Your crazy

  • So immature, insulting to vampires and they do NOT sparkle in the light and they can have garlic.

    Grow up

  • your teath hurt u have a craving for blood burning throat

  • i lovee the new moon posterr in the bac ground .

  • Lol ur crazy

  • U r an idiot everyone knows vampires aren't real!!!god people u need to think before putting this on YouTube !!!

  • @Yomama1355 i am too and i know who the first person ill bite will be

  • say the vampire spells

  • so you can bite me an suck my blood

  • oh Please visit me I am a vimpire too

  • I love how she has a new moon poster in the background :p

  • "THEY'LL PUT ME AWAY... again"

  • lol this is cool

  • if you were a vamp well, are you russian?

  • your freak and And an idiot

    you are not a freaking vampire but idiot p.s just because someone sparkles doesn't mean they are vampire my skin sparkles and i ain't no frickin vampire and she is a freaking canible

  • wtf

  • I.I.I mean sci

  •  I sleep in a coffin=to me so where did you sleep Sic?

  • Can't believe? Well I got fangs that is 9 cm long and I am 120 years old. I may look young because vampire when old look young and I got finger nails more than 10 cm long.

  • Hi there SciFlicksReviews! Listen I AM a real VEMPIRE and I gonna tell you that you are going to grow fangs and your nails will be long and plus your skin colour are going to be white pale. WAIT! Not just that you are Olso going to live more than1000 years!

  • @Irfan20071 soooo are you a sanguine or a psy? wait no you're an effin poser that doesn't even know about the black veil -.-

  • Ah dont read the last comment i posted

  • Hi thereSciFlicksRewiews! Listen

  • I can't tell of she's Serious or noy😨

  • r u joking right?

  • LOL I like the end lolz

  • im a werewolf

  • can you smell blood

  • Yes your teeth well hurt

  • do you have any trouble sleeping at night? cause if you do your a vampire

  • She's fit. She can suck on me any time.

  • Where were you born

  • lol in the background, theres a new moon poster

  • U don't become u are born one of ur parent have to be or have to be a descendant. No sparkle, vamp not necessarily need blood but they can benefit from it because of the energy after all it contains life.

    Stop watching movies and look for real research, vampires are humans with genetic mutations that is all.

  • @barbariangoth are you yourself a vampire? And if so, psy of sanguine?

  • You are absolutely NOT a vampire!!! One reason we CAN SEE you!!!Vampire dont show up on videos and photos!! Got it????

  • @Candy10220 That would be true with film and film movie. The silver in the film is the main cause of this. This a digital video. Vampires will show up on videos and pictures when they are done by a digital camera

  • FUCK TWILLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shows ultra middle fingers*

  • OK!!!!!!!!

  • LOL

  • my school was not always a school if you want to be human again there is a magic stone in your backyard find it hold it up to the sun for 10 seconds and you will be human again i khnow cause my friend was a vamire and she did that and now she is human

  • i can help i am a vampire

  • @jaydubbayu psy or sanguine?

  • heres what u do u get a wooden steak and hammer it in to ur heart if u turn to ash then ur a vamp if u go out in sun light and u turn to ash ur a vamp

  • When your a vampire do u get super fast or just a little faster do u get super stronger or a little stronger

  • @kmankila well....not really u only get faster

  • @kmankila you don't become a vampire. You are one or you are not -,- (and they are smarter, stronger and faster, but how much depents on the person)

  • FINALY!!!!!another vampire in the clan!im the youngest vamipre

  • @fanman220 clan? You mean community... Soooo are you a sanguine or a psy?