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  • holy shit!

  • This is so wrong and so right at the same time, Jane Lynch just gave me a mental orgasm he he

  • lol

  • amusing, but nobody's business

  • @Me0wM1xx Is that a reference to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

  • @ClockNum

    Why is spelling so hard for greedy capitalists ?

  • OMG No Wonder They cant say that on TBS or ABC or even 3:00 am in MTV

  • @EricIsAwesome123 there on HBO

  • @DrChrispocalypse I know

  • Jane Lynch is awesome.

  • lmfao tears rolling down my face

  • bill is off the hook

  • 42 people don't understand the answer to the question of life, the universe, and everything

  • @Me0wM1xx haaahhhh. love that book..

  • Communist TV = Bill Mahr.

    'Perfect for Third World Indoctrination'

  • @ClockNumerology Yes because this is what they have on TV in China.

  • @gabepizza since when is china third world?

  • lol Jane Lynch lol

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  • I like the last part "cock sucking republicans"...

  • LMAO....wow, Im surprise

  • hahahaha! that was hilarious

  • 'It needs your pussy juice'

    'I have lots of it for you' omg. jfkhasuryauhf

    TEARS.IN.MY.EYES.

  • Is it wrong? I felt that was kind of hot. lol!!!

  • OMG haha

  • "I talk like a filthy whore in bed, even though I'm such a nice wholesome jewish girl. HA HA!"

  • THOSE 38 DISLIKKES MUST BE FROM COCKSUCKING REPUBLICANS

  • @amine17360 What does that have to with boners and cock sucking Republicans?

  • Guess Weiner King won't be saving the country from chit... lol

  • @canoebelue WHAT IS CHIT?

  • GOP rules... Obama does under in 14 months

  • @canoebelue:: Your dumb.

  • @itsmarkwtf did you use the wrong "your" on purpose? I'm pretty sure Mark doesn't own a dumb, just saying :)

  • @itsmarkwtf but I do agree with the dumb comment :)

  • im a republican and i liked anthony weiner. the man was honest, direct, and told the republicans how it is. when the republicans were against giving federal healthcare to the 9/11 victims and workers, weiner called them out on it and said it was hypocritical. People are way to interested in people's private lives- whether their a regular person, a celebrity, or a public official. mostly conservatives (and some liberals) should grow up.

  • @Killerjosh89

    Couldn't agree more. Weiner should not have backed down.

  • You Americans are soooooooooooo funny!!

  • I have had enough of Obama., I am starting a Vote for Anthony Wiener Campaign. There is evidence that he at least has a sex drive, and there-fore BALLS of which I am certain Obama has none.

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  • "I love when a guy jerks off on the phone for me"

  • Every time I watch this I laugh so hard I almost start crying. :P

  • lmao...

  • damn she's over 6 feet tall......

  • "You know I got no camera."

    ...was Weiner talking to a man who was just pretending to be a woman?

  • Maher should be shot as a traitor. He is a disgrace to America. Signed Weiner

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  • is it too obvious to make a "mixing business with pleasure" joke here???

  • LMAO . . Real Time is the best show, period.

  • @VeganWTF It's one of my favorite shows on television. Bill Maher is funny, he has great guests, great debates, funny and serious commentary from Maher. I also love this sketch that he did with Jane.

  • Yes, I want men like Weiner to make the important decisions of my life for me. Heathcare, war, taxes, whether I wear a seatbelt or not. I want Weiners to decide for me. These decisions are too important to be left in my feeble hands.

    God bless all politicians as they go about their holy, selfless work.

  • @rctube1958 the Weiner makes all the important decisions for men.

  • Schubert's Impromptu No. 3 in the background. Lol, I'll never hear that piece the same way again =))

  • Jane's smile and overly perky delivery is what does it for me. Hilarious.

  • Jane Lynch as a horny straight jewish skank, you couldnt write a better movie then this! lol

  • oh.. -.- ins't this going a bit over...

  • @MJFAN666 its not like they scripted it.

    If ya wanna blame someone, blame Wiener for the explicit material.

  • @imthetube44 dude, that is personal.

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  • @imthetube44 hes an adult he can say watever he wants

  • @codytp i know he can. i'm not saying he shouldn't . I am just saying, he shouldn't be surprised when news sources dig up his conversations on a public social networking site.

  • WOW...just WOW!

  • Weiner is a true representative of the Liberal party !

  • @antidoteco as larry craig is of the conservatives...

  • @jk2sweetgc - he is NOT a conservative ... many claim but talk is cheap...for example: GW Bush claimed he was/is a conservative when campaigning like a tough libertarian but in reality his POLICIES were/ARE totalitarian/dictator and socialistic as it gets ! there are phonies on both sides and the current phony...Obama ...he has sold the left out...war monger!!! anti-civil rights with gays...I never voted for him...NOR McCain- Ron Paul 2012 !

  • this should be part of weiner's campaign, id vote for him!

  • oy

  • Jane Lynch is so funny!!

  • I want a woman who can talk dirty like that. Glorious!

  • Lynch is perfect ... God that was funny

  • Why is 'you know I got no camera' so funny?

  • @FuSoYa999 because there's a camera on every phone ;)

  • @FuSoYa999 yeah it was just a copout to not send a pic haha. Also, it was kinda funny because it sounded like ebonics.

  • @FuSoYa999 I think you can take that line a couple of ways: it's a copout, like Neon said - it's also a very transparent way to get an eager guy to come out & 'see' you :D

  • Are these the actual lines?

  • she seems fit to be a porn star

  • 35 cocksucking republicans didnt like this XD

  • No wonder he is in hot water. What man can resist a Jewish girl that gives head.

  • Hilarious!

  • Hot staff, 'it needs your pussy juice'.. mouth-watering!

  • I don't know why, but for some reason the fact that Jane Lynch isn't even interested in cock irl makes this better.

  • Jewish pervert " Hey little girl, wanna buy a piece of candy?"

  • I'm going to expand that into a screenplay, "Political Jews in Heat" Hello Broadway, hello payday.

  • @ActaNonVerba71 how much for tickets?

  • @b1bIs1337  Well, I guess New York/Broadway are expensive in general, so I should charge at least $25. Seniors, veterans, and Jews in heat get 10% off.

  • you go to work and save my country from these cocksucking republicans!

    i like it when you talk about cocksucking.

  • I think this is a much better way to appreciate the context of the matter, as opposed to merely reading a redacted version. Why he felt he should deny it is beyond me. Maybe if he maintained the public trust he'd still have a job.

  • 33 people have been caught sending vulgar texts...and are bitter about getting caught.

  • That was hilarious ...

  • just sayin' as a jewish girl, i like it....and if I were gentile, i would still like it....

  • FUCKING GREAT

  • "You know I got no camera!"

  • Si right, Adam rose

  • So right, jd3!

  • ANTHONY WEINER'S FIRST LINE IS THE MOST EPIC I THINK I MIGHT HAVE TO BORROW IT; "BABY U WILL B CRAWLING FOR THE DOOR THAT PREVENTS ME FROM FUCKING YOU SILLY!" LMFAO!! ANTHONY WEINER U R A HOUND DOGGY!!

  • "This thing's ready to do some damage" HAHAHAHAHA

  • "I want your cock"

    doesn't she mean "I want your Weiner?" hahaha *sigh*

  • ALL politicians are nobody special with any special powers, thinking, etc.... people only think they are because of the brainwashing mass media... as you can see here they are typical everyday people just like the rest of humanity... nothing special... just regular ole people trying to stick theyre dick in some pussy... and the sad part is that this is the best we can do... this is the best we got... and everybody praises them, parades them as if they are special... DUMBFUCKS!

  • You get your ass to work and save my country from these COCK SUCKING REPUBLICANS!

  • @mentalmandan Hey that's an insult to cock suckers!!! LOL

  • @mentalmandan lol lol lol

  • @mentalmandan 3:26 to the epic line haha

  • Go masturbate, wiener...testosterone intoxication, show it to everyone and don't be ashamed of it...he is a healthy man as long as his wiener is up and running! Good job , Bill! Keep it up!

  • Strange how dems are most proud of their elected officials when they are acting like 13-year-old kids...

  • @MrRezister Proud? O_o No, I'm pretty sure they're making fun of this guy for being a dumb tool....not a hero. He's disgusting. You can't say every dem is proud.

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  • Well done. Where can I find I nice jewish girl?

  • funny how this is still a topic for some news stations... fox news.... too bad it couldnt have been a republican who showed a bulge in his pants, then those news stations could talk about something that matters.

  • If democrats have sex, thats an scandal.

    If republicans produce economic disaster and make wars, that no your f*cking problem you red commi bastard.

  • I almost fell out of my chair. LOL to fucking funny!

  • This is a four-minute commercial for the GOP

  • @Air2air1

    ...and the GOP has been a 30 YEAR commercial for the Democratic party.

  • Lol, not looking at it from a political veiw but a comedic veiw... hilarious!

  • Jane Lynch made this 1000000000000000000000 times better :P

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  • Look up the transcript of their texts online. I found it on some site and this exact conversation starts on page 7. There's 11 pages of this stuff. XD

  • The R-word is no different than any other racial slur, so treat it that way.

    cock cock cock cock

  • @advantage73 oh wow...lmao...i feel stupid as fuck. well played, bill maher, well played.

  • @nataliexelaine1

    actually it is real. transcript is leaked. google is ur friend.

  • "...3:28..." LMFAO! ;-)

  • The fact that he actually said this stuff is AMAZING.

  • @nataliexelaine1 Do you truly believe they were reading the "actual" communications...really? lol ;-)

  • @advantage73

    duh, the transcript is out dumbass

  • @chefawkes LMFAO! Good one, dude! lol ;-)

  • @advantage73

    google is ur friend

  • @chefawkes Really? lol ;-)

  • Jane is so hilarious I love her facial expressions lol

  • @ayuliinivaan lol! Isn't she something else...lol ;-)

  • That was fucking smashing.

  • @FuzzyWhisper Yup! I agree! ;-)

  • "...3:32...COCK SUCKING REPUBLICANS..." hmmmmmm...really? lol ;-)

  • Let's all judge this guy on his own personal inclinations. Way to go America. As far as I know, he hasn't done anything truly atrocious to his countrymen, yet we all treat him as he has. It's none of our business, and it shouldn't be any of our business.

  • I LOVE POLITICS!

  • Oh noes, most men like to talk dirty...most chicks don't.

    It leaves a market for chicks more than willing to stroke a dudes ego with a little cock talk.

    The amount he needed it leads me to believe the poor guy just has low self-esteem, and this stuff made him feel better about himself.

    ...no major big deal to me, seems pretty normal for most men.

    Wonder how many men are honest enough to admit it? LOL

  • "You know I got no camera" lol

  • Weiner is like the Raditz of their group.

  • @FuSoYa999 ;-)

  • Seriously? No big deal? "We'll forget about it"? Morons. This pompous dick got what he deserves and destroyed his personal life with a new wife, a promising career, etc. Only a politician can be so stupid to think he could get away with it. Goes to show the mental midgets we have running our country.

  • @MrSanityOptional lol ;-)

  • I wonder if President Obama's stance would have been a little different had Weiner been tweeting photos of his soap in the shorts to Sasha and Malia?

  • @DeanJameson1 You are soooo ignorant to EVEN mention a child in this sordid situation. Shows what type of person you are.

  • "I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people."- Sir Isaac Newton

  • i guess...this was..

    .

    *shades*

    one weiner too much

    yeaaaaaaaaah

  • it's a pitty, that in hypocritical america you can't say certain words on tv. freedom of speech? my ass! after 9pm no children are watching anyways. (yeah, give it to me ;)) --- i'm still laughing about the "cocksucking republicans" [__^^__]

  • @o0OreidanO0o Communist drone.

  • @TheTrueConservative In Communism there's even less freedom of speech, so what makes you think i'd ever endorse Communism? cocksucking republican! ...jk. i don't know you, but thanks for giving it to me ;)

  • I'm on the floor here. oh god make it stop =)

  • "You will surely make noise when I take you deep". LOL. I was dying the first time I heard that line. Oh but on another note, Mr. Wiener needs to lay low for a while until all the bs dies down.

  • jhkh

  • don't worry, his resignation is just part of the plan. ALL SENATORS resign after these types of scandals. He'll be back in a year and we will all forget about this. He'll then host a show on CNN, Fox or MSNBC. A year from now we will all forget about this because there will be another scandal to hit the news cycle.

  • damn... those text sounded just like the dialogue from a cheap porno flick.. with the great speeches Weiner gave you think he would be a little more imaginative in his sexting ..but to resign over this is just not necessary.. if he had committed a crime yeah but this is just a horny guy getting his kicks like millions of other guys everyday..how he didn't know this would come back to bite him in the ass is beyond me.. why politicians don't know that is a mystery

  • OMG! Love jane Lynch! Weiner is just such an A(*&*(ss!

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  • thumbs up if destiny brought u here

  • Not many people would wish (their weiner's) privacy to be violated like what happened with Mr.Anthony Weiner's weiner.

    But we could only wish that this was the way Iraqi politicians would solve their disputes through...

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  • @Aerlenbach - lol what an ignorant douchebag you reveal yourself to be. do you honestly think a republican would dislike this video? this is probably the only maher video on youtube that we like. it's fun watching one dumb fucking liberal humiliate another one. dumbass.