Old Christ | The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

[Vampisoma]

Jesus got a tatoo, now I can have one too

[KumoriJoka]

wow that was horrible O_O

[Schinshikss]

lol this does depict the deeds of Jesus in both honest and humorous way....

[TehSneakyFox]

xD nice video lol, very funny

[bboydavid98]

totally got me with the cross :D

[Mizfit991]

I'm on a cross xD

[SpiritualFox]

Hello Ladies... Look at your comment, now back to mine, now back to yours... now look at my comment. Sadly, it's not your comment. Look down, back up... You're reading my watered down re-posted garbage comment. What's in your hand? It's a mouse, back to me, back to your hand, IT IS NOW CLICKING LIKE. Anything is possible when you plagiarize other peoples comments. Ask yourself... would your comment make someone die of laughter?

I'm on a roll.

[Dutchgirl002]

jesus has a tattoo. I guess really anything is possible :)

[MixxMaster50]

This is really cool :)

[TheGeminiking1987]

WHAT PROGRAM DID U USE

[SuperSkeeth]

I'm on a cross hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhh

[rockntroopen]

the water is now wine lol

[idodo32]

haleluja!

[198xD1]

im on a cross to, so?

[Fynniann]

...I dunno..should I be offended..? Until someone tells me what to do with good reasoning I will try not to giggle.

[darksmakosz]

hehe dobre te przeróbki robią

[AFKabi]

"I'm on a cross" I lost it. I just lost it at that line.

[Vickmalu43]

No not you fat Jesus. (Like of you know what I mean.)

[bellasarahskates]

@EpicGamePlayBoyPL it's called Carmina Burana

[EpicGamePlayBoyPL]

Whats its the song name ?

[SpaceAgeStoner]

bong hits

[TEZARADOSOS]

GOOD OLD JEBUS.

[Dwight4932]

really?

[TheSuferwell]

HOLY!!  FUACK!! ROFL!

[bennypisi]

"Im on a cross" epic finish is epic

[juliusmaximusIII]

great video!!! :)

[thewackmanontaptap]

I'm on a cross is the whole video!!! amazing!!

[lakrago]

i imagine that jesus takes the deodorant to smell good. because at those days people and in specially Jesus were stank.

[Roadman1000]

"When will Jesus bring the porkchops?"

[AngelMeow10]

"Im on a cross" oh god, lmfao.

[GODelusional]

Islam 1.57 billion Islam by country

Irreligion 1.1 - 1.5 billion Irreligion by country

Hinduism 900 million - 1 billion Hinduism by country

Buddhism 500 million,

are they all brainwashed too? Denial. Would you still be christian if you where the only christian or is it the numbers that effect you and that you were born around the same believers?

[JakeJohnRogers]

@GODelusional I'm loving this. It's amazing how you bash Christianity and then use the argument "It's intolerant and doesn't let people be free of mind" While you stand there and just sling insults at people who believe in what they want. Maybe people are happy believing in god? Maybe dying and rotting in a dirt pit isn't appealing to them? Maybe it gives them a reason to be part of society. They're not hurting you, so fucking ease up with your ignorance.

[passingbynight]

@GODelusional Dude lay off the drugs.

[gregpphoto]

This is probably the most accurate parody of anything, ever.

[Blankname101]

Jesus don't hog the wine

[Echoparticle]

I didn't expect Jesus to have a beer belly...

[SpinDizzyMR]

@Echoparticle

You'd call that a beer belly? Wow high standards much?

[Echoparticle]

@SpinDizzyMR Yesh.

[ConcretePie]

That was so retarded.. Yet priceless.

[AQWorldSecretAssasin]

is that a tattoo on his right arm?

[TwiLekTimeLord]

As a Christian, I thought the video was funny, then I read the comments. Now I'm practically dying of laughter over all the pointless arguing that obviously isn't going to change anyone's opinion! XD Not kidding, this is really entertaining!

[superchickenboy2]

@TwiLekTimeLord you are obviously an idiot

[TwiLekTimeLord]

@superchickenboy2 I have to ask; why? Because I found a reason to avoid being offended like everyone else? I'm laughing, still. I don't know where you were hoping go with your comment, but it kinda just adds to my point. :)

[superchickenboy2]

@TwiLekTimeLord no, your an idiot because you believe in a cult from over 2000 years ago

[TwiLekTimeLord]

@superchickenboy2 *facepalm* You aren't going to change my opinions and I'm not going to change yours, so I shall continue to be amused and wish you good luck in your endeavors and ask that this not go any farther, or it will turn into one of the discussions I originally commented about. Not that's that's a bad thing, but I really have better things to do with my time (like watch other old spice parodies or eat waffles). *bows and exits*

[MekenShonitin]

He is not on the cross anymore, but good attempt.

[flamemorx]

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[st335533]

brilliant!

[mrsims2]

Hey looks it's that zombie mexican guy from the book about the apple and the snake!!

[TheKurtChaney]

lol the im on a cross was good.

[moosemaster23]

good one.

[elijahshayful]

will I go to hell after laughing at this? O__o

[TylerEatsDonuts]

Jesus has a tattoo?

[dehoyla]

@GODelusional at least we know how to spell "fair"

[TheJoebrownie]

Lol

[Danthious]

@GODelusional your conclusion doesn't support your presupposition :)

[fedelede2]

@GODelusional lol.

[loloskiski]

@GODelusional It's not FARE you can't spell...

[SuperGamerCenter]

@GODelusional *Your holy book

*Fair

*You're

Please learn how to spell before insulting someone or trying to make a lame joke.

[GODelusional]

@SuperGamerCenter

No one gives a fuck.

[aceandalsostuff]

@GODelusional It's almost like you purposely tried to fit in as much raping of the English language as you possibly could into one comment.

[RoaccVideos]

@GODelusional

Here we have an Athiest trying to appear clever. And other Athiests liking his comment purely because it's bashing Christianity.

Fair*

You're*

[GODelusional]

@RoaccVideos

THE WHOLE FUCKING VIDEO IS MOCKING CHRISTIANITY!! My jokes not meant to be clever it's just a joke just like the video. If you want a to be serious visit my channel then we can talk about it. Other wise leave back to your talking snakes and dinosaurs coexisting with humans.

[RoaccVideos]

@GODelusional

The video doesn't mock Christianity, nor Christians, it's simply a humourous parody.You however just insulted every Christian. And if anything, you are the one who is brainwashed, not me.

[DeCans1999]

@GODelusional Da da da da da da dumbass

[JakeJohnRogers]

@GODelusional A lot of smart people are religious, but it's blatant with a username like 'GODelusional' you're just as overbearing as an old religious woman. "You're ignorant for believing in god" "You're ignorant for not believing in god" It's really the same nonsense.

[GODelusional]

@JakeJohnRogers

 GODelusional - GO Delusional

[JakeJohnRogers]

@GODelusional Yes and your picture of a flying spaghetti monster isn't a condescending pun either?

[UKFX]

Hats off to yah. I thought oh god, another parody of a comedic advert, but as it turned out it was in fact pretty good. Cross thing nailed it, ahaha

[fjdpaco]

:D

[sham32u1]

270 people get booty tickled by this

[Logiser]

EPIIIIC|



[fuckAdoddleDO]

I'm on a cross...

[SuprSlowMo]

Haha, that was pretty clever.

[ImTheYoda]

why does Jesus has tattoos?

[bluecarpet12345]

thats genius lol

[GFXCabael]

LOL Its funny because its offensive.

[navyseal162]

Its so blasphemous is hilarious.

[makuman3]

I didn't like it until "I'm on a cross" that's fucking genious

[COSANOSTRA2OO8]

@makuman3 you spoiled the joke you fuck

[SeezaM]

@makuman3 Thanks for ruining the video, smartass

[AfterVEffects]

@makuman3 Genius*

[HauntedTexasHunters]

hahahaha

i'm on a cross

[Timelord389]

i'm on a cross

[itsanepicname]

That was SOOOOO FUNNY!

[MrGrandTheftAuto225]

i got here from aston kutcher! guess why :P (h e s b e a r d)

[KrakenStudios]

If he ahd a deeper more projected voice like the old spice guy this would be awesome, or of he was Dave Grohl.

[Bauermayers]

Ok, I thought this was gonna be stupid, but the punchline is really awesome.

[magicstix0r]

I didn't know Jesus had a lame tatoo on his arm...

[manga4428]

This is Blasphemy If I've ever seen it.

[monkey0in0a0cage]

I feel like I'm going to hell for laughing xD

[eileen58]

@monkey0in0a0cage don't worry, we all are. lol XD

[lifeisgood12341]

I am showing this at churh

[Windofscarblade]

I'm a Christian, and I loved this. XD

[LolVermillion]

"I'm on a cross" had me going for 5 minutes XD!

[SpectraGeko]

@LolVermillion I must admit, "I'm on a cross" had me rollin for good while, too. XD

[PittmanMusic1]

jesus has a tat

[TheCMinister]

I love bashing people's imaginary friends :D

[eileen58]

@TheRMometers lmfao, believe it or not I've never heard that 1 b4! XD Nice!

[darksmakosz]

hehe zajebiste

[CrazyJonesie]

I'm on a cross.

[Giantsfan877]

That's really wrong, but still funny

[marktrib]

I love making fun of religious people. It's what gets me thru the day

[TheChristianDrummer3]

don't make fun of Jesus.

[eelco8800]

I'm on a cross!

[minashark]

fuck you man and fuck the fucking idea in your fucking clip , any way go to hell :)

[LolVermillion]

@minashark Umad? Get that stick out of your religious butt.

[21stgear]

@minashark Just broke the fifth commandment there if you wanna start digging into the old book

[waylonSF]

Did he say "Old Crust"?

[lceen39]

JA CIE KRENCE PRZEJMUJEMY TO DZIADOSTWO

[MasterzyTV]

Przejmować KURWA!!!!!!

[DerpasaurasRex]

...nice.......................­......fail

[spawn10333]

Noob movie ;( FU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whereslore]

"I'm on a cross" serioussslllllyyyyyyyyyy? hahahahha

[MrCynamon666]

chłopaki przejmujemy ten film :D

[netterfrost]

@MrCynamon666 dobra:D

[0TheHarlequin]

xD

[ICorrupt3RI]

He has a fucking tatoo???

[MultiMan120]

I thought he was going to say old crotch lol :D

[awesomest230]

That was so stupid.

[taekwondomartin1]

@awesomest230 but so AWSOME!!! :D

[lennybook04]

@awesomest230 but don't u think old spice made sooooo stupid thing?

[mjhher3394]

@awesomest230 BLASPHEMY!

[KrauwX]

o hi satan, yes i laughed at that video, i know, shit was funny as hell

[85jacob85]

not bad

[MrSlav97]

Im gonna burn in hell but this was funny shit...

[weresooonotcrazy]

0:18 Jesus has a tattoo?

[Schnilchlord]

on a crrosss!

[ManuelOrtizification]

Guys, Dont mind "Thejazuma" Hes been trolling this vid for a while now. Some bible bashing-hater no doubt. :P

[atillathegun]

Oh man...i'm going straight to hell for laughing at this.

[iceytoa1]

Jesus has a tattoo...?

[bluebeanbag]

i can just hear the anally mount helen'd christians now

[hypnotill]

urnebes :)))

[TheCosmicFireStar]

Happy Birthday Jesus

[KingofPuma]

This had the potential to be something funny but the funniest part of this video was the top comment. :(

[DigimonVeteran]

i used to be jesus, then i took a daedric arrow to the knee.

and people stop copying that comment (rsnoon1997, LtVictor1), its just changed a little and you didnt make it up. if you post comments be original. and if you post a already used comment (arrow2theknee), then make it not just a few changed words (e.g. rsnoob1997. LtVictor made a good version though)

[gaross815]

Why does the Christ have a tattoo on his right arm?

[LtVictor1]

Look at the arrow, now back to your knee, now back to the arrow, now back to your knee. Sadly, the arrow's in your knee, but if you were more careful, you could still be an adventurer by not getting an arrow in your knee. Look down, back up. Where are you? You're standing guard, dreaming of the quest you could be on. What's in your hand? I have it. It's a bow and arrow, and the irony isn't lost on you at all. Anything is possible when you have a healthy knee and not an shot one I'm on a dragon

[DeiselBaby69]

@LtVictor1 that is possibly the best arrow to the knee joke I officially love you now

[rdrftw17]

@LtVictor1 that was genius.

[5055672439]

lol, that soooo bad.

[potatovlogs]

hahaha LOLZ

[UAEDisaster]

Looooooooooooooooooooooool

[BytheseaMrTodd]

Nice love handles Jesus.

[cayayin]

hahahahahaha..... "I'm on a cross" .....

Wonderfully heretic... I LOVED IT

[TwinDragons310]

Yaaaaay!

[luke666808g]

Jesus was also black too bro...

[yhl1994]

Jesus got a tattoo?

[SpeakerFreq]

So does he smell like frankincense or what?

[Ladysonoma]

Great~!

[Sitchmaster]

I´M ON A CROSS!!!!!! xDDD

[AqwRadivoje]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOTOTLTLT­OLTOTLOTTTROLOLTROLLTORL OMFG I WAS SO FUCKING

WHEN I SAW THIS xD!!

[goner600]

does anyone not realize this was posted on 9-11?

[Tacotbird]

@goner600 Are you an idiot?

[MightyAntyz]

@Tacotbird Indeed he is.

[MightyAntyz]

@goner600 Yes, indeed, you are an idiot.

[D12garth]

I BET ITS JESUS!!! U heard me, jesus

[joeshmoe2121]

As a non-religious person, I still found this extremely hilarious.

[moosecat25]

LOL

[torokk21]

I prefer not to smell like a man who lived 2000 years ago when soap was NOT highly used, was a carpenter so he sweated all day, and lived in a city where everyone smelled of shit and depression. Therefore, I don't want to smell like a guy who smells of shit, sadness, sweat, and the oak of a giant cross.

[nadeeyaafiza]

hahahahahaha

[NateRosie]

its not that good...

[StareLion1337]

looooooooool

[Alphilles3922]

Wowwwww

I'm a Christian and I find it hard not to giggle at this

[pitrek121g]

@Alphilles3922

I'm Peter and giggled too.

[DecepticonTroops]

@Alphilles3922 I'm a Christian and i liked this.

[mrklawonn]

why do so many religious arguments break out on youtube cant you find a better place to argue religion than on a f***ing youtube comment section

[LowCostVideo]

@mrklawonn sadly, no.

[3Djunkie1984]

wow dude, enjoy hell. I suppose I will be there as well since I am still laughing as I write this comment