Soldier Domination Lines

[tripplebypass103]

7 people have been dominated.

[TheBowser456]

im canadain

[TheBowser456]

HEY SOLDIER EAT MY BACON!! AND MAPLE SYRUP!

[DataProwler]

"Your white flag does not stop American bullets!"

[MrShnoxdog]

I can't decide which is funnier: "Consider yourself dominated, you Scott son of a bitch!" or, "Scottland is not a real country, YOU are an Englishman with a dress!".

[edcellwarrior]

0:43 Why does he think the Engineer is a Canadian?

[alhimal]

BilboBiblobible Baggins

[dudeman600]

"GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE!!! Just in case."

[Ragref]

"You just got dominated, Oktoberfest!"

[bloodypaladin96]

Who's Sheila? 2:16

[HuntForWaffles]

@bloodypaladin96 They call girls "Sheilas" in Australia. So he called Sniper a woman :P

[bloodypaladin96]

@HuntForWaffles For a second thought Shelia was his wife or something. :D

[HuntForWaffles]

@bloodypaladin96 Sniper's wife is a kangaroo. :]

[KoolKid574CP]

Your fire retardant ass just got dominated!

[xcefr]

with that line.....GOD BLESS AMERICUH!! :'DDD

[HBProds]

Ich bin I just kicked your ass !

[skillsurfer22]

who the hell is the hippie?

[BluntmanEXE]

@skillsurfer22 It's for when he dominates another soldier.

[Valolth]

There's no 3:41! Oh teh noes!

[12345Jack12345able]

Soldier has the best domination lines

[TheAlaaos]

The first sounds look like Vommiting :P

[darmok1440]

I'm unstoppable as tf2 soldier. I garuntee.

[xXCH405Xx]

You just got dominated you Scotch son of a bitch!

[13jigglypuff]

0:02-0:09: sounds like Soldier is taking a massive shit.

[SoloWingCipher17]

AWW, AM I TOO VIOLENT FOR YA CUPCAKE?

[MyViolador]

You run fast? , my bullets run faster!

[TehTanewkey]

WAR IS NOT A GAME

(he says in a computer game)

[MrSwedishguy]

@TehTanewkey  Gameception?

[alhimal]

Whos the hippie?

[gomog1234]

@alhimal He calls the soldier on the opposing team a hippie.

[alhimal]

aghaaaa

[AlonUk442]

Soldier is even more than a racist - NATIONALIST

[vormayn]

@AlonUk442 this comment doenst make any sense XD

[AnGeraldoasm]

Something tells me Soldier skipped German class...

[Angsc09]

@AnGeraldoasm

The Medic are the German if you didn't notice as being brainwashed by Jews today because of the Defeat of Nationalist Party in World War 2 which is why he always keeping October fifths.

[AltruisticAlbatross]

is he calling the Pyro Canadian? :D

[HiIh76]

@AltruisticAlbatross Nah the engie

[littleryry2005]

@AltruisticAlbatross He's calling the Engineer (Professor) a draft dodger(Cowering Canadian). When the US became involved with the World Wars, men were drafted into the military. So men would move to Canadian so they wouldn't be forced into military service.

[karinosai]

@littleryry2005 Look at the name of the uploader.

[littleryry2005]

@karinosai ? 

[karinosai]

@littleryry2005 .... Son of a bitch, I went blind last night. I thought it said draft kid.

DERP.

[jello2jedi]

Something tells me Soldier has good 4th Of July BBQs

[Fallenshadowv3]

@jello2jedi He doesn't use grills, he makes food with ROCKETS!

[SuppishFishAndChips]

@Fallenshadowv3 Rockets!?! He uses CROCKETS!!!

[AskJoe1]

Who is he calling hippie? and none of them have long hair...

[gomog1234]

@AskJoe1 He calls the soldier on the opposing team a hippie.

[AskJoe1]

@gomog1234 gotcha

[Timic83tc]

2:51 at least say it for the medic too haha

[AnnieTheImaginary]

i love the 3:22 line for spies. always gets me to laugh even in game xD

[Demonato]

Scotland is not a real country. You are an Englishman with a dress.

[SupaSoap590]

U should have added the pain Is weakness leaving the body! line

[MrTeabag13]

the reason he calls sum1 a hippy (he is talking to the soldier) is because u need to get ur hair shaved when ur in the US army or sumthing i dont know its just a thought :)

[wallieburger]

the first 10 seconds just sounds like hes jizzing

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

My favorite is "Get a haircut, hippie! - just in case." 'Cause, you know, it's the Pyro.

I love how utterly and blatantly [and ignorantly] racist his lines are. He reminds me of my grandpa. XD

[Snacks256]

@MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg

Just violently xenophobic, not actually racist.

[piggypoo]

The Soldier is my hero.

[keltuzak]

Czek made stalingrad WTF ? i'm from czek and im disapoint

[CrimsomS]

@keltuzak I think he said "Checkmate Stalingrad!".

[keltuzak]

@CrimsomS thank u mate

[Plasticleaf]

I must say I do enjoy killing the scout and hearing "Hope they have hackie sack in hell hippie"

[JJT428]

which one is the hippy



[lolman10176]

ಠ_ಠ WHY!



[RXJuday]

Consider yourself domintadet u scott son of a bitch! xD

[Spreebok]

I must know, who are the 'hippie' related ones aimed at? xD

[msebring122221]

@Spreebok either pyro or scout. but with the just in case being mumbled after i'm guessing pyro

[Angsc09]

@msebring122221

Enemy Soldier actually.

[msebring122221]

@Angsc09 orly? well that answers my question.

[costaTeeCee]

@ShadyKitsune I think that's an unused line from Meet the Sandvich, the sound files are somewhere in a TF2 blog

[camx90]

Your fire retardant ass just got dominated. >:D

[bigphilscholarii]

He doesnt like hippies

[Foilsdown]

@bigphilscholarii who does?

[Ghostrider91111]

0:39 I will eat you ((((: ?

[TheLackofattack]

FIRE'S ARE FOR COOKIN SMORES, SON. GET A REAL GUN.

[BladeLigerV]

Ik beian I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS

[Doc77rus]

scotch son of a bitch

[pacman4d]

You can't burn me i'm already on FIRE

[ChinCaritalove]

Cupcake :P

[A88mph]

Is it just me, or dose soldier remind me of General Paton?

[captainrexproduction]

@A88mph yes

[MarkQuintanar]

The sputnik one made me lol.

Soldier knows his history.

[Botro1]

You just got DOMINATED, Bolbo Buttons!

[Mangaman1100]

wow... there are a lot of German and Russian and Scottish insulting lines in there... I hope they block some of these.

any-hoo this is kinda funny X3

But I like spies insults more

[Aetheilas]

The Calgary line cracked me up, I used to play the Engineer simply because I thought he was from Alberta.

[maggosh]

Ich bin I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS

[PurpleKaabii]

Kangaroo wife. What.

[SalamenceCommander]

"Welcome to The United States of YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED!"

[teeman9266]

Soldier for President!!!

[irishtrash15]

I wish he didn't say "You can't burn me" 3 times -_-

[Sonicite]

2:35...... And 3:00........ Yes. Bulbo Buttons, Balbo Biggins, Blablo Briggins... I approve.

[talkingSpectator]

haha xDbest domi line ever America wins again xDDD

[Zoroark7]

You're like the cyclops of Greek myth, except you are Scottish, AND I HATE YOU!!!

[shunkwugga]

For those confused: The hippie is another soldier, the Canadian is the Engineer, and Bilbo Baggins/Balbo Biggins/Barble Bapkins etc. is the Sniper. Somehow he knows that the LotR movies were filmed in New New Zealand and thinks Australia is the same place.

[drew199321]

Words cannot express how much I HATE FRANCE right now!

[awsomesauce97]

he sounds like my grandpa

[2Foxxy4U]

I love this dude. XD

[ultramarine218]

YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BILBO BAGGINS! YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BALBO BIGGINS! YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BABLO BRABBINS! YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BARBLE BAPKINS! YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BAZBO BIBBINS! YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED BALBO BUTTONS!

[GrounderTheRobot]

@ultramarine218

SWOG SWOG SWOG SWOG SWOG SWOG PAINIS.

[bucketofshrimp9897]

@ultramarine218 who was he talking about?

[ultramarine218]

@bucketofshrimp9897 I have no clue, to be honest. Probably the Demoman, if I were to take a wild guess.

[ShadowStar1224]

My favorite is 3:28

[mdalsted]

@aidan456456 The Sniper, which doesn't quite make sense because he's Australian and Bilbo was created in England.

[Zohaib1]

lol he's so racist

[bioniclemac300]

MAAAGOTS

[SuperShyguybros]

0:17 =sounds like zim...

[GenericAmerican1]

Ich bien I just kicked your ass....It makes no sense if you translate the first too words.

I guess it's not supposed too...funny anyway

[GameNovo]

THIS AMERICAN BOOT JUST KICKED YOUR ASS BACK TO RUSSIA

[stoopidmonkeyman]

"GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE just in case"

[nickoli1993]

i know canadians and americans secretly hate eachother but douse every source of america make fun of canadian's as if we are retards

[connorross123]

GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE just in case

[mantis1jim]

OO OO I GOTS ONE "uncle sam wants YOU to DIE"

[SalukAntiwii]

I dominated a medic as Soldier last night, and he said "Ich bin I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS!" I laughed so hard, when I calmed down, he had gotten Revenge already :(

[TheChrisTyler]

"Soldier Domination quote"

Thumbs up because I'm original.

[TheWeegeeOfWin]

MAGGOTS!

[krubsplaystbone]

Also, all the classes,except the scout, says the scout talks too much. :)

[krubsplaystbone]

It's interesting to see that only the solider doesn't make fun of the heavy's weight

[Tinak00777]

Welcome to the united states all of you just got batman a dad!

demers is dead!? WHA :O

Todays they're cupcake!? Sweett....LOL

And am Top ten XD

funny translator XD

[LadyBug13093]

Did he just call me sweetheart...?

[Seraphofblades]

That's frickin hilarious

[xXMoLtEnMaStAXx]

the subtitles are hilarious at 0:40

[saftydance2]

I just came here to here pain is- I wanted to see if it was real.

[absolutezero1000]

i do not have time to combust :L

[Aelesis]

ICH BIN I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS

[JoCocomo]

Scotland is not a real country! You are an Englishman with a dress!

That is hilarious

[jakethenintendonerd]

stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle LOOK IT UP!

[DannyMorel]

"STARS AND STRIPS BEATS HAMMER AND SICLE LOOK IT UP!!!!"

[GaseousNobility]

Barble Bapkins? XD

[7H30U7C0M3]

You just got dominated balbolsdfbhl/baldfljbaab / balabapflbadfb / abjlajblfjbldfbfdb / dglfdajbalfdg

[Diggler277]

Best domination clips, but demoman's are ok

[thehermanater]

who does he sya "cmoher sister, cupcake, and sally " to

[LolPantsYahav]

BRING IT ON CUPCAKE!!!!

[TheLazysketcher]

Wheres the line where he say: "Ill claw my way down your throat and eat your very soul"?

[Zoroark7]

You cannot burn me; I do not have time to combust!

From those lines, Soldier got promoted to Chuck Norris Class....okay, maybe semi, as no one can equal Chuck Norris.

[ViscountSqualo]

ICH BIN I JUST KICKED YOUR ASS

i love him.

[Centaurian0190]

I <3 SOLDIER

[OriganalPie]

@tehubernessofuber As well as my favorite "Checkmate Stalingrad!"

[Qualanx]

He tells someone to go back to Calgary. What class is that?

[frenchtoaster1000]

i liked that one where hes like "CONSIDER YOURSELF DOMINATED YOU SCOT SUNOFABITCH"

[OriganalPie]

I think the "stars and stripes vs hammer and sickel" is a reference to the Cold War.

[tehubernessofuber]

@OriganalPie Mhm, it's dominating a heavy :3 my fav soldier to heavy dom line is "THIS AMERICAN BOOT JUST KICKED YOUR ASS BACK TO RUSSIA!"

[99deadliestwarrior]

wow,what a rasist he is XD

[Slade95594]

@99deadliestwarrior It's a game?

[heveyguns211]

conceder yourself dominated you scott sonofabitch

[HibHab69]

"Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!" A reference to Australia's strict stance gaming violence and censorship. Hehehehe

[Nattacus]

Transcribe audio- "thailand is not a real country you why is there an adress"

"recently you just cut down on a ventilator stop hiding behind a building like that by hand"

[jamezbond45]

Use the Google auto subtitle feature. It gives some pretty confusing shit. The anti- Heavy lines are particularly amusing.

[joekhoury17]

who is canadian ??? 0:45

[TheNorthernNative]

he sould of said. i am penis cupcake i will eat

[falconpunch10]

best. rascist. ever

[McLolerStudios]

I Will Eat You... :D

[petergreg101]

DOMINATED HIPPIE GET A JOB!!!!!!

[nindroid47]

6 people who disliked obviously hate America/got dominated by the soldier :P

[spawnisawsome]

YOU cant burn ME! I dont not have time to combust!

[QuatroIGN]

'Ich bin just kicked your ass'

haha Briljant

[internetfanboy69]

AND I LOVE IT!!

[VirtualDynamite]

Solider is the most badass character. And has the best voice acting. And the best domination sounds.

[razourik]

@VirtualDynamite This is not a camping trip Sheela, this is war AND I LLLLOOOVE IT!!! xD

[PenisCupcake]

derp

[KoopaKonartist]

Basbo Bibbins?

[LTFrostbite]

"MY BULLETS RUN FASTER!"

...But none of the Soldiers weapons use bullets. : /

[MisterFumbleton]

@LTFrostbite He uses a shotgun...

[LTFrostbite]

@MisterFumbleton And shotguns do NOT fire bullets. They fire a spray of pellets.

[ShadowGlove84]

@LTFrostbite He's got a shotgun. YOU FAILED

[LTFrostbite]

@ShadowGlove84 Guess what, genious? Shotguns DONT fire bullets. They fire PELLETS. YOU FAILED

[ShadowGlove84]

@LTFrostbite

Well, they can shoot slugs or pellets. So who cares.

[Nathanmcmahon]

@LTFrostbite

stfu....

[trooper59]

i just love the soldier's domination lines, especially against the Heavy

[Jimmyboy679]

wow soilder is racist

[valiusssss]

ich ben i just kick your ass xDDD

[TheSquashedOrange]

I think the reason the soldier keeps telling everyone to get a haircut even though they all have really short hair is that he is bold, it's an army thing.

[Captain6313]

what class does he call a hippe

[DaftKid5000]

@Captain6313

soldier 

[theREALgabe09]

@DaftKid5000 wouldent that be demoman

[CheckWizard]

@DaftKid5000 scout

[MrDAFRESHBOY]

@DaftKid5000 lolwut? why does he call the enemy soldier a hipie?

[BlueKewne]

@Captain6313 also the pyro

"GET A HAIRCUT HIPPY! (just in case...)"

[Puglous]

@Captain6313

I think he calls the Pyro that once too.

[MariogoAd]

@Captain6313 demo i think

[OperationAnime262]

If he tells the Scout not to bring a bat to a battlefield then why does he bring a shovel? A Battlefield is not a gardan

[chisengen]

@OperationAnime262 because back in wwI trench warfare soldiers would beat eachother with the shovels they use to build trenches

[Dzinka41]

@OperationAnime262 To dig trenches moron, get your ass back to USSR

[GenericAmerican1]

@OperationAnime262 I have the same type of shovel he has, you can kill someone easy with it. Nice edge and its heavy...plus you can dig with it