jarosh & Tak Fuji - One Million Troops [MUSIC VIDEO] (KONAMI E3 2010 Press Conference)

[WackyModder84]

I gotta admit, Ninety Nine Nights 2 is WAY BETTER than anything Koei shat outta their Dynasty Warrior Asses. XD

[permexOQ]

"ONE MIRRION TROOPS!!" (Dr. Evil theme plays)

[kaleu171]

WOW one million troopers EXTREME

[NeusingerNeuAnfangen]

one million troops wow :-)

[nightsavior1]

Well you gotta admit Tak didn't lie about what 99 nights 2 was going to be. Anyone expecting it to be more like "God Of War" than "Dynasty Warriors" kinda missed the point all together. I got it cheap on Amazon and since I like the genre I expect I'll get a lot of enjoyment from it! (Despite those nasty tough bosses)

[5thkie1]

von mirrion twoops

[megamanx1291]

E3 2010 has to be the funniest one along with 2006

[R0B1NV]

hahahaha very amusing :P

[MonkeyJamzStudios]

I can tell that 22 people "will be sucked" many times

[ImDarkNovember]

This was so awesome and funny that it HAS to be included in Ninety Nine Nights II OST !

[boshahad]

I love this guy..

[Ketsui]

...Hi.

[Glimax]

This year, he'll be back! Extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme!

[Charmolution]

@Glimax

*Silence*

...Not funny.

[Glimax]

@Charmolution

I love you guys!

[Kingofunrealuk]

So this happened on Twitter today between me and Tak...

Tak_Fujii: No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise carries "very sweet mode" of course... Girls show up very SWEET. Remember, they all in HD quality :) WooooW

J0rdan_KZ (Me): @Tak_Fujii Will I be sucked? If not, that isn't sweet enough.

Tak_Fujii: @J0rdan_KZ you will be :)

My life is now complete.

[Charmolution]

@Kingofunrealuk

YOU'LL BE SUCKED™

[Clarensee]

Xtrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem­eeeee. Love the guy, awesome dude.

[Clarensee]

Seriously who's the guy? What does he develop?

[Charmolution]

@Clarensee

His name is Tak Fuji, he is da reader producer in da Ninety-Nine Nights Two.

[Clarensee]

@Charmolution What's reader producer, lol?

[caocaoism]

extreme xxxyyyxxxyy u will be suck lol

[GunbladerSantino]

ONE. MILLION. TROOPS.

[Smoothpork1999]

16 people were sucked.

[lunlunqq]

@Smoothpork1999 You probably should have said "16 people have NEVER been sucked."

[Riftlol]

In the beginning it sounds like he's saying naughty nine nights xD

[jakegolden1]

the fuck?

[Ainzho]

love you gays

[bloodrunsclear]

Wow...

[unabomberman]

They should make a Tak Fuji game instead.

[HikaruKurai]

omg thats jackie chan not tak fuji haha

[HeroOfCanton99]

Is that Jackie Chan

[vaneeghen73]

i  fucking hate this guke he doseint even know what the the is going on ok WOW IS ME AND MY BROTHERS PUTING OUR BOOTS DEEP IN HIS ASS

[HandOfDeathFTW]

need to be seen one million times

[gamefreak940]

@HandOfDeathFTW Wooooow, one million views

[Meanpooh]

When im in a conversation at work and im in a WOW moment(a situation to where you can uses the word WOW), its usually followed by "1 million troops" and my friends are like, "what?"

[saxoman1]

This is not an odinary hack n shrash tato anymo. This is en .... EXXTREEEEEEEME! Hack n' shrash tato!

[Jukemdrawles699]

Hey guys, my penis doesn't seem to fit into my pants anymore. Does anybody else have to flop their penis over their shoulder and tuck the end into their pants? Message me for pictures.

[Charmolution]

@Jukemdrawles699

YOU'LL BE SUCKED

[upsguydownthestreet]

extreme

[serpico89]

@upsguydownthestreet no its

**xxx-tttttt-hhhhh-eeeeeeem**

[upsguydownthestreet]

@serpico89 so its

xxx and yyy and the xxx and the yyy game actually sounds good.

[serpico89]

@upsguydownthestreet noo this is PATRICK!!!

[serpico89]

you'll be sucked? .....i think i don't want that to happen to me :-(

[august360]

@serpico89 I do want to be sucked!..:P

[serpico89]

@august360 it depends on who's doing the sucking...:-/

[august360]

@serpico89 Nah I don't give a damn lol

Btw Thanks for the DL link! It's awesome music to drive around town!!

[serpico89]

@august360 no problem B-)

[Staalstraal]

True piece of art!!

[SamuraiFoochs]

EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME.

[Clownbelt]

You took a trashy video and made it gold. Well done sir. This is extremely hilarious.

[xhartas]

WOW! 53 metacritic score. Not so extreeeeme even with one million troops, then.

Im afraid you are the sucked one here, Mr. Tak Fujii.

[Finalzero]

I hope this guy will be back in 2011 because he makes the e3 worth watching xD

[ccricers]

You took this video to a WOLE NU REVEL

[Charmolution]

@ccricers

ONRINE READA BOZE

[HellfireDJ]

It's even more hilarious with the vuvuzelas on. Kinda.

[airshock]

finally something different from GIANT ENEMY CRAB

[AfroVince007]

@captainamazo

Dude, if you were ever an editor IN ANY FIELD, you could see this took a little bit of effort.

3 out of 5 stars. nice job man.

[lo0ptiming]

EXTREEEEEEEMEE. This conference was awesome and the music video makes it awesome and musical

[jek970]

I'm pretty sure most Americans would be almost as funny trying to speak Japanese. Still...It's very funny

[St8rGene]

You'll be sucked if you think that's not funny :(

[xDJxGow]

@captainamazo nice going there faggot. You sure show us all on the inter how much of a tough guy you are. Congratulation.

I suppose this guy here is the classic example for the saying "Haters gonna hate".

[captainamazo]

you wont be able to track me down bitches, im on neogaf still happily posting! ahahahahahahahah suck it haters

[jaroshbarksdale]

@captainamazo you got me. i admit defeat. i'm afraid everything you said here is true. well, except for one thing: i didn't "sample some basic music" (impressive terminology btw). i made this song from scratch.

[Alzarun1]

I told my mom that when i grow up i want to be like Tak Fujii.

[GentryJ20]

I would listen to this on the radio over Lady Gaga any day.

[ExplicitEdge]

All your base are belong to us.

[PlayGamers]

Our radars are clearly indicating ONE MILLION TROUPS of GIANT ENEMY CRAB coming right now to buy RIIIIIIDGE RAAACEEEEER. We recommend EXTREEEEME caution or you'll be SUCKED.

[Shwa]

WON MILLIOWN TROOBS.

You will be sucked.

[ploplackz]

Wow... WAN MIRRION TROOPS!

thumbs up if ya'll agree

[TERRORISTINDAWALL]

Best conference ever they seem like there high and having lots of fun!!!

[Desu666]

I'll be sucked by one million troops?

Dayum.

Wow.

Extremeeeee.

[LOLMAN22]

damn this is so good

[Ainzho]

Extreeeme, Wow

[2008ginmomo]

OMG best remix ever lol

[ten20060520]

LOVE YOU GUYS

[Tubazzo]

wow

[DeSangre]

EPICNESS OF TOTAL WIN

[zerosumdkp]

Hack Fuji

[ihatevoyager]

His game must come with a bag of marijuana.

[Hoffyman]

One mirrion troops

[mayboy128]

WOW!

[Dfens2008]

cocaine is a hell of a drug:)

[0oreo0]

Jarosh, you sexy beast.

extreeeeme.

[notjonnyram]

Best E3 ever.

[NoobFestSupermellor]

@notjonnyram or the worst?

[TheParadise90]

WooW! Won Meeellioown Twrooops! Extreeeeeeme!!

[TheParadise90]

@TheParadise90 I juz cant stop myself rewind it over and over again. XD

[StarryniteTrist]

lol, now im interested in this game!!!

you'll be sucked!!!

[XxKaranixX]

bet he was high lol

[Nintega]

lol great job :)

[Debaserxx]

I don't think you get it.

We're talking about ONE MILLION TROOPS here.

[Thamer4life]

Rove you gice. <3

[MFauli]

hm, not as good as i expected. Expected something on par with the Christian Bale-freak out :P

[Gumshoe1111111]

wow

[oodeyyou]

hahaha

[MyFoodIsBad]

This song is extreeeeeme

[LlamaXZ]

He says "You'll be sucked" with the confidence and authority of a man who's been sucked many times.

[shagg187]

Jarosh, you sexy motherfucker!! WOWWWW!!! ONE MILLION TROOPS!!

[RemyDWD]

I can only hope for a Naoki remix next.

[criminalxl2]

YOU'LL

BE

SUCKED

[cantdothisonnintendo]

nice gaaaf

[GamingPalSean]

Wow

[Ryunam]

YOU'LL BE SUCKED.

[FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

My new master

[DoctorBillCosby1]

This is amazing.

[GotoRichter]

This could be a MAJOR hit.Cannot stop laughin.

Love you,Neogaf! Love you Konami@E3!

[hagehead]

We will never forget.

[checcoz]

you're a gentleman among peaesants, sire.

Well done indeed.

[LOLMAN22]

hahah very nice! YAY FOR JAROSH

[IonicSnake]

Best E3 conference I have seen.

[alonsojett]

ONE MILLION TROOPS

[WebCideR]

Awesome Music video ^^ nice job

[DennisK41]

Very nice, jarosh

Hi, from GAF

[GhaleonEB]

That's a lot of troops.